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Battle of Wills: How My Wife’s Darling Cat Banished Me from Bed, Bullied Me for Fish, Declared War on My Slippers—Then Bravely Saved Us All (and Won My Heart Forever)
The cat always insisted on sleeping with my wife. Hed press his furry back against her and stretch out
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Adam, I Don’t Want to Hurt You or Cause You Pain, My Dear
Adam, I promise you, my dear, I dont ever want to hurt you. Adam sat perched on the window sill, gazing
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She Stole My Father — Mum, I’ve moved in! Can you believe it? Finally! Oxana pinched her phone to her ear with her shoulder, wrestling with a stubborn lock. The key turned reluctantly, as if testing its new mistress. — Darling, thank goodness! And the flat, is it all right? — her mother’s voice trembled with excitement and concern. — Perfect! Bright, spacious. Balcony facing east, just like I wanted. Is Dad there? — Here I am, here! — Victor’s deep voice came from the speaker. — Mum put it on speaker. Well, has the fledgling left the nest? — Dad, I’m twenty-five, not a fledgling. — You’ll always be a fledgling to me. Have you checked the locks? Windows draft-free? The radiators… — Vicky, let the child settle! — interrupted her mother. — Oxana, be careful there. Newly-built, you never know about neighbours. Oxana laughed, finally conquering the lock and pushing open the door. — Mum, this isn’t a seventies council flat. Decent building, decent people. It’ll be fine. The following weeks became a blur — between DIY shops, furniture showrooms, and her new flat. Oxana fell asleep with wallpaper catalogues under her pillow, woke up thinking about the right shade of grout for her bathroom tiles. On Saturday, she stood in her lounge, staring at swatches for curtains, when her phone buzzed again. — How’s it all coming along? — her father asked. — Slowly but surely. Today it’s curtains. Torn between “ivory” and “warm milk.” What do you think? — I think they’re the same colour, but the marketers are different. — Dad, you don’t understand the subtlety of shades! — I do understand electrics. Sockets done properly? The renovations ate up time, money, and nerves, but every new touch turned bare walls into a real home. Oxana picked out creamy beige wallpaper, found a good floor-layer, invented a way to make her tiny kitchen look more spacious. When the last contractor took away the rubbish, Oxana sank to the spotless floor amidst gleaming surfaces. Soft light streamed through new curtains, fresh paint hung in the air. Her very first home… She met her neighbour three days after moving in completely. Oxana fiddled with her keys at the door when the lock opposite clicked. — Oh, the new girl! — A woman in her thirties poked her head out. Cropped hair, bold lipstick, curious eyes. — I’m Alison. I live right opposite — guess that makes us neighbours. — Oxana. Lovely to meet you. — If you ever need sugar, salt, or a chat, just pop in. Weird being alone at first in a new build, I remember. Alison proved to be good company. They drank tea in Oxana’s kitchen, swapped stories about the building management and layout details. Alison shared her wisdom: the best Wi-Fi, trusty plumber, and the shop with the freshest groceries. — Tell you what, I have a recipe for apple sponge — out of this world! — Alison flicked through her phone. — I’ll send it over. Done in half an hour, tastes like you’ve slaved all day. — Yes please! Haven’t tried my oven yet. Weeks rolled on, and Oxana was glad for such an open neighbour. They bumped into each other on the stairs, popped in for coffee, exchanged books. On Saturday, Victor came to help with a shelf. No matter how she tried, it wouldn’t stay up. — Wrong wall plugs, — he diagnosed, inspecting the fittings. — These are for plasterboard. Yours’s concrete. All right, I’ve proper ones in the van. Within an hour, the shelf hung firm. Victor gathered his tools, scrutinised his handiwork, satisfied. — There you go. That’ll last twenty years. — You’re the best, Dad! — Oxana hugged him. They headed down, chatting about nothing in particular. Victor asked about work, Oxana griped about her new boss who mixed up deadlines and lost papers. At the entrance, Alison approached with supermarket bags. — Oh, hi! — Oxana waved. — Meet my dad, Victor. Dad, this is Alison, my neighbour I told you about. — Lovely to meet you, — Victor greeted with his trademark friendly smile. Alison froze briefly, eyes flitting between them. Her smile looked forced, glued on. — Likewise, — she muttered, hurrying inside. Everything changed after that. Next morning, Oxana met Alison on the landing and greeted her — only to receive a frosty nod. Two days later, she invited her for tea. Alison fobbed her off with a hasty excuse. Then, the complaints began… The first time, a community officer knocked at nine in the evening. — Received a noise complaint, — the elderly policeman looked sheepish. — Loud music, banging noises. — Music? — Oxana was baffled. — I was reading a book. — Well, neighbours are complaining… The letters snowballed — management got notes about “unbearable stomping,” “constant racket,” and “late-night music.” The police visit became routine, every time the officer apologetic and helpless. Oxana realised where it was coming from. What she didn’t know was — why. Every morning was a lottery — today it might be eggshell smeared on the door, coffee grounds between the frame and panel, a bag of potato peelings placed beneath her mat. Oxana got up half an hour earlier to clean the mess before work. Her hands stung from cleaning supplies, throat tight with stress. — I can’t go on like this, — she muttered one night, searching online for video door viewers. Installation took twenty minutes. The tiny camera disguised as a peephole recorded everything on the landing. Oxana connected it to her phone and waited. She didn’t wait long. At 3 a.m., the screen lit with motion alert. Oxana, incredulous, watched Alison — in a dressing gown and slippers — methodically smearing something dark over her door. Deliberate, precise, like a familiar chore. The next night, Oxana waited up. At half two, there were noises outside. She flung open the door. Alison froze, holding a bag that sloshed with something unpleasant. — What did I do to you? — Oxana’s voice caught, pitiful even to herself. — Why are you doing this? Alison slowly set the bag down. Her features twisted, bitterness distorting her attractive face. — You? Nothing. But your precious father… — What about my dad? — The fact that he’s my father too! — Alison almost shouted, uncaring who heard. — Only, he raised you, spoiled you, loved you, while he left me when I was three! Never sent a penny, never called once! Mum and I scraped by while he built his happy family with your mother! So you, you basically stole my father! Oxana backed up, hitting the doorframe. — You’re lying… — Lying? Ask him! Ask if he remembers Marina Solloway and little Alison, the daughter he tossed out like rubbish! Oxana slammed the door and slid to the floor, one thought thundering: it’s not true, it’s not true. Dad couldn’t. Couldn’t. Next morning she drove to her parents. All the way, she rehearsed questions, but seeing her dad, calm as ever with his newspaper, she choked. — Oksy! What a surprise! — Victor looked up. — Mum’s at the shop, she’ll be back soon. — Dad, I need to ask… — Oxana perched on the sofa, twisting her handbag strap. — Do you know a woman named Marina Solloway? Victor froze. The paper slipped from his hands. — Where did you… — Her daughter — my neighbour. The one I introduced you to. She says you’re her dad. Silence hung like a shroud. — Let’s go to her — Victor said abruptly. — Right now. I need to make this right. The drive to the new build took forty minutes. There was no talking; Oxana stared out at passing houses, mind trying to make sense of everything. Alison opened straight away, as if she’d been waiting. She looked them both up and down, then stood aside for them to come in. — Come to confess? — she threw at Victor. — Thirty years later? — I’ve come to explain. — Victor pulled a folded paper out of his jacket. — Read this. Alison took the document suspiciously. As she read, her expression shifted — anger to confusion, confusion to bewilderment. — What… is this? — DNA test results, — Victor replied calmly. — I did them when your mum tried to take me to court for child support. The test says: I’m not your father. Marina cheated on me. You’re not my child. The paper fluttered to the floor… Oxana and her dad left Alison’s flat. At home, Oxana stepped towards Victor and hugged him tightly, burying her face in his coat. — I’m sorry, Dad. Sorry for even doubting you. Victor stroked her hair, just like he did when she was a little girl who’d had a fight with friends. — There’s nothing to forgive, love. Other people made this mess. Relations with Alison never recovered. But Oxana didn’t want them to. After everything, she had lost all respect for that neighbour forever…
Took My Father Mum, Ive finally moved in! Can you believe it? At last! Sophie cradled her mobile between
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She Gave Birth Silently and Prepared to Give Up Her Baby: A Midwife’s Tale of a Student Mother, an Absent Businessman Father, and the Fight for a Happy Ending in an English Hospital
She gave birth quietly and was about to give her baby away I’ve been a midwife for more years than I’
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Battle of Wills: How My Wife’s Darling Cat Banished Me from Bed, Bullied Me for Fish, Declared War on My Slippers—Then Bravely Saved Us All (and Won My Heart Forever)
The cat always insisted on sleeping with my wife. Hed press his furry back against her and stretch out
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Adam, I Don’t Want to Hurt You or Cause You Pain, My Dear: A Heartwarming Story of Family, Loss, and a Boy’s Wish for a Dog
Adam, I dont want to hurt you or cause you any pain, love. I found myself sat on the window seat, staring
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I Agreed to Look After My Best Friend’s Child—Not Realising It Was My Husband’s Secret Son
I agreed to look after my best friends child, never suspecting he was my husbands son. Four years ago
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While My Friends Buy Flats and Spend on Renovations, My Girlfriend Squandered All Our Savings Chasing a Higher Return—Everyone Else Has a Lovely Wife, but I Ended Up with a Fool Who Lost Our Money on Dodgy Investments
My friends snap up flats around the city, tweaking every inch with new wallpaper and fancy taps, while
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I Looked After My Grandkids for Free—Then My Daughter Handed Me a List of Parenting Criticisms and Demands “Really, Mum, not shop-bought gingerbread again! We agreed—only gluten-free biscuits from that bakery on Churchill Road,” Marina’s voice rang with outrage, as if I’d committed the crime of the century—not just given a snack to two little boys. “They’re full of sugar and trans fats! Do you want the boys breaking out in eczema again? Or bouncing off the walls before bed?” Mrs. Nina Goodwin sighed, gently brushing crumbs into her palm. She wanted to say that the gluten-free biscuits (priced like they were made of gold) had been declared “cardboard” and flat-out refused, while the classic gingerbread was demolished with delight. But she kept quiet. Increasingly, silence was her tactic—better not to fan the flames. Marina, her only daughter, stood in the kitchen in a sharp business suit, anxiously checking her watch. She was late for a big meeting, but apparently her lecture about nutrition outweighed London traffic. “Mum, they were starving after their walk,” Nina tried, rinsing cups beneath the tap. “They only picked at the soup and left half their dinner. They need the energy.” “Energy comes from complex carbs, not sugar!” her daughter snapped, grabbing her bag. “Right, I’m off. Oleg will be home by eight. Make sure they finish their speech therapy. And no screens—I’ll be checking the browser history!” The door slammed, leaving a trail of perfume and a swirl of tension. Nina Goodwin sank onto a chair, her back aching. Sixty-two years old. Two years ago, coaxed by her daughter and son-in-law, she’d left her stable job as head accountant for a small company to devote herself to her grandsons, Theo and Paul. “Why work, Mum?” Oleg, her son-in-law, had pleaded. “We earn enough for the mortgage, our careers matter. We need backup. Nursery workers are strangers—and nannies cost the earth. With you here, we’re at ease, and you avoid the commuter crush.” At the time, it sounded logical—even tempting. Nina adored her grandkids, and numbers were becoming tiresome. She’d pictured peaceful park walks and storytime cuddles. The reality was different. Now, her days started at 7am, traversing half of London from her modest flat to the children’s modern terrace, arriving before the boys woke. Marina and Oleg left early, returned late; all housework, medical appointments, clubs, and laundry landed on Nina’s shoulders. Five-year-old Theo was bouncing off the walls; three-year-old Paul was stubborn and prone to tantrums. That evening unfolded as usual. Nina built castles with the boys and explained s versus sh for speech therapy. Then the usual dinner battle—broccoli fell to the mighty sausage, which she’d boiled on the sly, unable to resist hungry eyes. Baths, bedtime stories, lights out. When Oleg clicked the lock, Nina could hardly stand. “Marina home yet?” he asked, sandwich in hand. “Delayed—a meeting,” Nina replied, collecting her bag. “I’d better head or I’ll miss the last bus—can’t afford, these taxi fares.” “Yes, sure,” Oleg called, phone in hand. “Thanks, Mrs Goodwin. Make sure the door locks.” On the bus home, gazing at the city lights, Nina reflected that Oleg’s thank you felt as flat as a washing machine’s end beep. Nobody asked about her health—even as her blood pressure soared. Then, a weekend bombshell: Marina called. “Mum, can you come Sunday for a family chat? We need to talk seriously.” With trepidation, Nina arrived, cabbage pie in hand (Oleg’s favourite). The atmosphere was brisk rather than homey. The boys were tucked away with cartoons (normally forbidden), and the grownups sat around the dining table. Oleg opened a laptop. Marina laid out a notepad. The pie perched, awkward and out of place. “Mum, Oleg and I analysed the past six months,” Marina began, eyes averted. “We need to regularise the boys’ upbringing. Some things just aren’t good enough.” “Not good enough?” Nina felt her hands go cold. “What do you mean?” “We’ve made a list,” Oleg said, revealing an Excel spreadsheet. “Nothing personal, Mrs Goodwin, just constructive criticism to optimise processes.” “Oh, look,” said Marina, ticking down her list, “Point one: Nutrition. You routinely break the boys’ diet—gingerbread, sausages, cakes. We want strict adherence to the meal plan on the fridge. No exceptions.” “They won’t eat turkey burgers, Marina! They’re children; they want something nice.” “Tastes are set young,” Oleg interrupted, “Point two: Sleep. Paul went to bed at 9:30 last week, not 9:00. This disrupts melatonin. That can’t happen.” Nina remembered that night— cradling a poorly Paul, soothing him. “Point three: Education,” Marina fired on. “Theo still confuses his colours in English! Aren’t you using the flashcards? You let them play with cars instead of working on their cognitive abilities.” “He’s five! He needs a childhood!” Nina protested. “We read together and count pinecones in the park—” “Pinecones are outdated,” Marina brushed her off. “And most importantly, discipline. You spoil them. This isn’t a professional approach.” The word “unprofessional” stung most of all. “And finally,” Oleg concluded. “We’re implementing a schedule and a list of KPIs—key performance indicators. We’ll review progress weekly. If there’s no improvement in English, we’ll have to hire a tutor—which our budget can’t afford. We expected you’d manage.” Nina stared at her cooling pie, her dearest family transformed into office managers conducting a performance review. Two years flashed through her mind—dragging sledges through snow, sitting vigil through fevers, scrubbing their floors, skipping new coats to buy quality LEGO for the boys. She thought all of this was for love, for family. But now she realized they saw her as unpaid outsourced labour, failing to meet targets. Silence thickened. Children’s TV murmured from down the hall. “So, a list of complaints?” Nina asked, voice unexpectedly steely. “Oh Mum, it’s not a list of complaints, just points for growth,” Marina grimaced. “We just want a system.” “I see,” Nina stood. “Oleg, email me the file. I want a detailed look.” “Yes, certainly—” Oleg brightened, thinking she’d play along. “Now listen to me,” Nina drew herself up. Decades as head accountant taught her to stay composed through audits. “You’re asking for a teacher, nutritionist, chef and cleaner, all in one. With skills in English, Montessori methods and military discipline. That’s fine—just one thing missing.” “What’s that?” Marina tensed. “A work contract and payment,” Nina said calmly. “Since you love a spreadsheet! In London these days, a nanny-governess earns £15–£20 an hour. I’m here 12 hours a day, 5 days a week. That’s at least £900 a week, nearly £3,600 a month—minimum, not counting overtime or meals I prep.” Oleg tried a nervous laugh, “Mrs Goodwin, come on—you’re family! You’re Grandma.” “Grandma,” said Nina, “means Sunday baking, treats, and stories when I feel like it. Someone who’s sent a list of targets and gets scolded for falling short is an employee—and employees are paid. Slavery ended in 1833.” Marina shot upright: “Mum! How can you put a price on this? We thought you helped because you love the boys!” “I love them more than anything,” Nina’s eyes glistened, but she was firm. “That’s why I ran myself ragged these two years. But today, you made it clear—I’m not helping, I’m offering substandard services. And in that case—with regret—I resign.” “What?” both gasped. “You heard me. From tomorrow, find a professional who ticks your boxes—one who cooks broccoli, teaches Mandarin in their sleep, and runs bedtime by stopwatch. I’m returning to being Grandma. I’ll visit on Sundays. With gingerbread.” She grabbed her bag. “Eat the pie, it’s nice. Goodbye.” Nina stepped out to stunned silence, hearing only Marina’s muffled cry: “What do we do now?!” She didn’t so much ride the bus home as float. It was scary, but also an enormous relief, like dropping a bag of bricks. That night, for the first time in two years, she made herself herbal tea, put on a classic film, and switched her phone off. The next week was a flood of calls. First guilt, then pleas. Nina was serene: “My doctor’s ordered rest, Marina. No, I’m busy tomorrow. Hair appointment. Theatre on Thursday. You’ll cope—systematic people that you are.” She actually did go to the theatre with a friend, bought herself a new dress, started sleeping soundly again. Life glowed with colours she’d forgotten. News from the “front” came in snippets. At first the children took time off. Soon after, the agency sent them a nanny. A month later, as promised, Nina visited. The house was chaos; shoes everywhere, dirty dishes piled up. The boys leapt on her, nearly knocking her over. “Gran! It’s Gran!” From the kitchen emerged a stern-faced woman. “Theo, Paul! No hugging! Go straight to the lounge for activities!” “Hello, I’m Grandma,” Nina said. “Gail, the nanny,” the woman muttered. “Don’t spoil them, we’re on schedule.” The boys followed, as if to the gallows. Marina emerged—exhausted, shadow-eyed. “Tea, Mum?” she muttered. “Gail, would you make some?” “Not part of my job,” the nanny snapped. “I was hired for the children, not the house. Make your own. And you still owe me overtime—fifteen minutes last Wednesday.” Marina gritted her teeth and reached for the kettle. It was hopeless. Nina saw the strain on her daughter, Oleg’s twitching eyelid as he worked even on weekends. The nanny never let the boys smile, barking at the smallest lapse. “Nice lady?” Nina whispered when the nanny left the room. “Agency sent her,” Marina sighed. “’VIP staff’, three languages, references from CEOs.” “Expensive?” “Eighty grand a year plus food,” Oleg muttered, “She eats for England—demands farm produce.” “At least she’s professional,” Nina couldn’t resist. Marina burst into tears. Quiet, hopeless tears. “Mum, this is hell. She drills the boys like soldiers. Paul’s wetting the bed again. Theo begs to see you. No screens allowed, not even learning games. She’s always on her phone while they silently do puzzles. We’re terrified to fire her—she’s our third in a month. We’ve maxed out the credit card.” Nina saw her daughter’s pain and felt her heart soften—but she knew: if she gave in, it would all repeat. Next week, another list, more dismissal of her efforts. “Don’t cry,” she handed over a tissue. “Experience is costly, but valuable.” “Mum, come back? Please?” Oleg pleaded. “We were idiots. No more Excel at Grandma. We took you for granted. Can you forgive us? Please.” Marina nodded, sniffling: “No more lists, no more criticism. Give them gingerbread, anything—just come back! We’ll pay you more than the nanny!” Nina sipped her tea. From the playroom, the nanny’s parade-ground voice could be heard. “No payment,” she said. “I’m not an employee. Family and money don’t mix. But I’m nobody’s house-slave, either.” She handed over a paper with her terms—already prepared. “My conditions: I mind the boys three days a week only—Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, nine to six. Evenings and weekends are mine. Mondays and Fridays—sort yourselves out or get a temp.” “Deal!” Oleg agreed at once. “Second, no instructions about how I handle my own grandchildren. I raised you, Marina—and you turned out all right. If I think a biscuit will make them happy, they have a biscuit. If they need Winnie-the-Pooh on TV, that’s what we’ll watch. Otherwise, call the agency.” “We like it, Mum, it’s perfect!” Marina wept. “And finally, respect. One complaint about ‘professionalism’, one sour look over unwashed pans, and I’m gone again. I help with the kids, not the whole house. That’s your job.” “Of course, Mum. We’ll hire a cleaner. Anything.” “We’ve agreed then,” Nina smiled. “Now go and sack that woman. My heart breaks listening to her rant at Paul.” When Gail, spluttering and demanding her severance (which Oleg meekly paid), finally left, the flat filled with peace. “Gran! Is the scary lady gone?” Paul ran and flung himself at Nina. “She’s gone, love, for good.” “Can we bake cakes again?” asked Theo, full of hope. “Yes, on Tuesdays. And now Grandma will read a story and then go home. Grandma has her day off, too.” That evening, Oleg called her a “Comfort Plus” taxi. Marina packed delicacies meant for the nanny. They farewelled her like she was off on an adventure. In the plush car, Nina gazed at the city night. It wouldn’t always be easy—old habits and chores would try to creep back. But she knew her worth now—and, just as crucially, so did her children. Sometimes, to be valued, you just have to step back and let people see the difference. Love is vital, but healthy boundaries make it stronger. Leave the spreadsheets to the office—Gran has her own time-honoured ways, built on love, not on tick-boxes. Thank you for reading this story. Please like and subscribe—your support means the world.
I remember it well, though many years have passeda time when I cared for my grandchildren without a penny
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My Husband Invited His Mates Over Without Asking, So I Packed My Bags and Checked into a Luxury Hotel for the Night—On His Card
Oh, come off it, Lizzie, dont go on! called her husband from the lounge, his voice clashing with the