Alls Fair The family had gatheredyet again, all present and accounted for. As ever, the real reason was
My husband’s parents refuse to settle downthey keep trying to reconcile him with his ex-wife.
My mother-in-law suggested she could help look after the children over the summer holidays. She’
Get lost, will you! I said, go on! What are you hanging around here for? Mrs. Dorothy Matthews slammed
Off with you! I told yougo on! Why are you loafing about here? Old Mrs. Norris thudded a large platter
With money, I made myself younger. Years later, my husband discovered the truth and we divorced.
My mother-in-law offered to help us with childcare over the summer. Shes retired now and has plenty of
Four generations of men in our family have worked for the railways! And what have you brought us?
I turned up at the Christmas dinner with a plaster on my foot and a voice recorder tucked in my coat.
With money, I made myself younger. Years later, my husband discovered the truth and we divorced.









