Well need to stay with you for a while, as we cant afford to rent a place of our own! my friend blurted out to me.
You know, Im quite an active woman, even at 65. I still love travelling about, seeing new faces and discovering interesting places. Sometimes I reminisce about my younger daysthose were the times! You could spend your holidays anywhere you fancied. Maybe a trip down to Brighton for the seaside, or a camping excursion with your mates in the countryside, or even a leisurely boat trip along the Thames. And none of it cost an arm and a leg, either.
But, of course, thats all behind me now.
Ive always genuinely enjoyed meeting new peoplewhether bumping into them on the beach, or during a night at the theatre. Over the years, I kept in touch and made longstanding friendships with quite a few of them.
One year, I became friends with a woman named Patricia. We met at a lovely little guesthouse while on holiday. We hit it off and parted ways as proper friends. For several years after, wed exchange letters and send each other Christmas and birthday cards. Then, out of the blue one day, a telegram arrived. No signature, nothing. Just: Train comes in at three in the morning. Wait for me at the station!
I hadnt the faintest idea whod sent it. Naturally, my husband and I ignored it and stayed put. But lo and behold, at four in the morning, theres a frantic knocking at the door. I opened up, and to my absolute astonishment, there was Patricia, along with two teenage girls, an older womanmustve been her mumand a chap I didnt recognise. They were loaded down with what looked like half their house! Both my husband and I were stunned, but still, we let them come in.
Patricia immediately insisted, Why didnt you come and collect us? I sent you that telegram! Getting a taxi at this hour cost a fortune!
I stammered, Sorry, but I had no clue who sent it!
She just said, Well, Ive got your address, and now were here.
I was still reeling, truly believing wed only ever write letters, nothing more.
Turns out, one of her girls had just finished school and was off to university here in town, so the whole family thought it best to turn up and support her.
Well be staying here with you. We simply cant afford rent, and your place is so central!
Well, I was completely gobsmacked. We werent even related. What on earth made them think it was fine for all of them to just move in? On top of that, we ended up feeding them three square meals a day. They brought over some groceries, but never cooked anything themselves, so I found myself running about after all of them.
After just three days, Id had enough. I asked Patricia and her lot to leave, not really caring where they went. Of course, that kicked off a proper rowPatricia started smashing plates and yelling like mad.
I couldnt believe how she carried on. Eventually, they all left, but not before pinching my dressing gown, a handful of towels, andsomehowa big cooking pot full of cabbage stew. To this day, Ive no idea how they managed to sneak that pot out!
And just like that, our friendship was over, thank goodness. Never saw or heard from her again. These days, Im much more careful about who I let into my life, Ill tell you that for free.












