The New Owner of the Cottage — “We’ll Be Living at Your Cottage All Summer,” Announced My Brother.

Mark, were going to stay at your cottage all summer, my brother announced, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

I felt my blood boil. Enough with these uninvited guests, I muttered under my breath. Its about time they were shown the door.

When I pulled the bags of plants out of the boot, a familiar sense of calm settled over me. My little green havenmy halfacre of peacewas finally in sight. But something was off. From beyond the fence came the faint thump of popmusic, and at the gate my heart stopped. The lock was brokenwell, more like ripped out with the meat it was clamped onto.

What on earth? I grumbled, shoving the gate open.

What I saw looked like a scene from a gardenhorror movie. Sophie, Marks wife and selfappointed queen of anyones lounge chairs, was sprawled across my hammock, a pink drink in one hand and a phone in the other. She was wearing the same plush bathrobe my colleague had given me for my fortyfifth birthday. My BBQ was sputtering and sending up little puffs of smoke.

Igor! my voice rang out, and I swear the blossoms on the nearest apple tree seemed to tremble.

Mark emerged from the house, clutching my pruning shears. His Tshirt, emblazoned with Beer and Hugs stretched tightly over his belly.

Oh, Tonya! he grinned, as if breaking into someones property were a perfectly normal thing. We thought wed surprise you.

You broke the lock? I lowered the bags slowly onto the grass.

Well, you know it just gave way, Igor scratched his head. It sort of fell apart on its own.

Out of the hedges sprang a teenage boy in bright orange shorts.

Auntie Tonya! Got a net? Were going to catch lizards this evening! he shouted.

I squinted. That was Tommy, the oldest of my nephews. Or maybe Harry? I always mix them up.

You broke my house? I said each word deliberately, like one of those angermanagement courses.

Sophie, dear, you finally decided to get up, she said, finally pulling herself out of the hammock. Her robe slipped, revealing tanned legs.

We thought wed breathe a little life into the place without you, she chirped.

Youre in my robe, I hissed through clenched teeth.

Its so soft! she cooed, patting the lapel like it were a mink coat. Whys it hanging? You should be wearing it, not just flaunting it!

From the back of the house, through an open window, came a clatter of books falling.

My Agatha Christie collection is under attack! I recognized the sound instantly.

Its just the kids, Igor grimaced. They built a little fort out of the books. Very symbolic, actually.

Symbolic? I raised an eyebrow. You know whats also symbolic? The fact that I asked you not to come without meespecially after you burnt my shed last summer!

The candle fell on its own, we were having a romantic evening! Igor protested. And that was ages ago. Weve all grown up!

Sophie nodded. Ive been dabbling in psychology these days. Your sibling rivalry is just a echo of childhood wounds.

I closed my eyes and counted to ten. Nothing changed. I counted to twenty.

Pack up and leave, I said as calmly as I could. Right now.

But we just arrived! Igor shouted. And the meat

Leave the meat and go, I snapped, turning toward the car. And make sure you dont accidentally take my silver forks.

Our forks are yours now! Igor yelled after me. Theyre not even real metal!

I slipped into the drivers seat, started the engine, my hands shaking with anger.

After that chaotic sendoff I poured myself a strong cup of tea with a biscuit, and let the tears flow. Seven years Id saved every penny to buy my dream cottage, planted hydrangeas, sipped coffee from my grans china, and worked the vegetable beds. It was *my* place, not our place with exhusband Vadik, not a family spotjust mine. Full stop.

My phone buzzed. Love, its Mum, said Galina, my mother, the selfdeclared family therapist with a doctorate in keeping the peace. Whats this about you and your brother?

I sighed. Mum, they smashed my house.

Mightve just been a sticky lock, dear, she suggested. Maybe it wasnt closing properly.

It was completely broken, I snapped, fighting the urge to bang my head on the kitchen table. The latch was in pieces.

Mum, look, I tried to keep my voice even, the lock was totally busted.

Her tone softened a bit. Your brothers your only real kin, love. Hes struggling, isnt he? Hes your brother, the last person who really gets you.

Im an atheist if that makes him a soulmate, I muttered. Theyve turned my garden into a battlefield, my books into forts, and Sophies strolling around in my robe like she owns the place!

Hes just a kid, theyll be fine, Mum said. Theyre twelve, after alljust little rascals.

She sighed again. Alright, I get it. You dont like your nephews, you dont like your brother, you dont like me either.

I hung up, realizing Moms classic move: when facts dont win, she leans on guilt.

Im going to bed, I whispered, exhausted. Work tomorrow.

Think about it, love, she coaxed. Theyre family. Doesnt it bother you?

I hit mute and flopped onto the sofa, wondering what more Mark could possibly do to make Mum finally take my side.

Mark didnt back down. He texted, How about we spend the whole summer at the cottage? Sophie will love it, the kids will have a blast.

I poured a cup of black coffee, no sugar, to feel the bitterness fully. All summer? The whole three months? I thought. I almost called Mark to tell him exactly what I thought of his plan.

Calm down, Tonya, I said out loud to myself. Youre an adult, you can handle this.

I stared at my reflection, nodded, and dialed.

Mark, youre serious about staying the entire summer? I asked as soon as he answered.

Why not? he said, his voice as relaxed as if he were lying in his own lounge chairmy lounge chair!

Youre not opposed, are you? Youre being nice.

Im nice, but not stupid, I replied. This is my cottage.

Honestly, its a bit odd, Mark said, chuckling. Were just looking after the place for you.

You guarded the roses when Sophie cut them for a friend, remember?

And? he replied, genuinely surprised. Her friend was happy.

I took a deep breath, exhaled, counted to ten, then to a hundred. Nothing helped.

Sophie wants to tell you something! Mark added cheerfully.

The line crackled.

Tonya! Sophie sang, her voice as sugary as a TV advert. The kids love your cottage, the fresh air is great for them. Be a good aunt, will you?

Sweetheart, I said calmly, this is private property. Youre here without permission. If youd asked, maybe Id have let you stay.

See? If Id said yes, everything would be fine.

I realised talking to her was pointless.

Fine then, I said, trying to sound relaxed. Enjoy yourselves.

Tonya, are you upset? Mark asked, reappearing on the line.

No, I replied with a smile he couldnt see. Im going to sort this out.

The real estate office smelled of stale coffee and desperationmostly my own. A polished lady across the desk was scrolling through photos of my cottage on a tablet.

Are you sure you want to sell? she asked, eyes fixed on me. Theres a good market for properties like this right now.

Absolutely, I nodded, almost hurting my neck in the enthusiasm. The sooner, the better.

She raised an eyebrow. In a hurry?

Im shedding excess weight, I said with a wry grin. New goals, you know. Likegetting rid of a brother from my life. I thought that thought quietly.

She smiled back. The propertys solid. I already have a potential buyer.

I breathed a sigh of reliefeverything was falling into place.

The buyer was a gentleman named Alan Whitaker, about fifty, with a silvergray hair that shone like a billiard ball and eyes that could cool even the hottest summer day. He looked at the photos, asked three practical questions, and then simply said, Ill take it.

Dont you want to see the place in person? I asked, a hint of surprise.

I trust the pictures, he shrugged. And your honesty.

I hesitated a moment. Well sometimes my relatives turn up unannounced.

Is that a problem? his expression didnt change.

Its not a legal issue, I said, shaking my head. Just might be a bit awkward.

It doesnt matter to me, he replied. Im buying the land, not the visitors. When can we sign?

We arranged for the coming Saturday. That was the day Mark had planned a massive BBQ for the whole neighbourhood.

He hadnt told merumour had travelled via Mum. He was probably hoping to break the lock again and pull some surprise.

Oh well, brother, lets see who gets the last laugh!

When we drove up, the cottage buzzed like a beehive. Neighbours cars, an inflatable pool on the lawn, music, grills, childrens shriekspure summer chaos.

Is it always like this? Alan asked, stepping out of his black SUV.

Only when Mark shows up, I sighed.

We walked through the gate and the first person we saw was Sophie, emerging from the house with a massive bowl of salad.

Tonya! she cried. Weve been waiting for you!

My plans have changed, I said, smiling. Meet Alan Whitaker, the new owner, and Victor Hughes, the solicitor.

Pleasure! Sophie beamed. Are you… friends of Tonya? Or

She winked suggestively.

Something like that?

Im the new owner, Alan said calmly.

Sophie froze, salad bowl in hand. Owner? What does that even mean?

Victor, the solicitor, explained, Mrs. Clarke has sold the cottage to Mr. Whitaker. Here are the documents.

He tapped the folder. But how Sophie

From my own BBQyes, my BBQMark burst out, apron on, skewer in hand, looking like the king of the grill.

Tonya! he shouted, delighted. We thought youd thrown us out!

Id throw you out if I could, I muttered.

Mark, Tonya sold the cottage! Sophie blurted.

Mark froze, skewer midair. What?

I sold it, I said slowly, clearly. Alan Whitaker is the new owner. Victor is here to formalise everything.

I braced for a scream, an accusation, a fight. Instead Mark lowered his arms and asked quietly, Why?

The question caught me offguard.

Because you took over my home without asking, I replied. Because you assume everything thats mine is automatically yours. Im fed up. Its easier to get rid of this cottage than deal with the drama.

What now? Mark asked, eyes downcast.

You pack your things and leave, Alan interjected. Right now. This is private property.

But we were planning to spend the whole summer here! Sophie protested. We even have a tent!

Take it with you, Alan said. I dont like unexpected guests.

Mark tossed his apron onto the grass. It was a cursed trap anyway! Driving here, digging in the flowerbeds Normal folks fly off to Cyprus, not muck about in the garden!

Fine then, I said. Go to Cyprus.

Youre youre cruel! Mark yelled, looking for words. Its our family nest!

From where? I crossed my arms. I bought this place with my own savings. Your contribution was a snide, whats a cottage for?

Sophie grabbed Marks elbow. Lets go. Its clear now.

She turned to me, eyes glittering. Youll regret this, Tonya.

I doubt it, I replied, smiling. At least I wont have to watch you turn my garden into a battlefield.

Just then the nephews rushed out, followed by a couple of neighborhood kids.

Aunt Tonya! We were bouncing on the sofa like a trampoline! shouted Harry.

The sofa?! I gasped. Have you lost your minds?

Enough, Alan said, pulling out his phone. Im calling the police. You have half an hour to pack up and leave.

He dialed, a smug look on his face. The fear in Marks and Sophies eyes was my longawaited reward.

Tonya, love, how are you? Mum asked, sitting across the kitchen table, eyes searching mine. No regrets?

Not a single one, I said honestly.

Hes still angry, isnt he? she sighed.

Hell get over it, I shrugged. Hes an expert at making excuses.

Two months after the sale, Mark hadnt called, and I hadnt called him. It was probably the longest silence between us since he learned to talk and started asking me why the skys blue and where babies come from.

Hes still your brother, Mum said, a hint of lingering hope in her voice.

I know, I replied. Ill always be his sister, but that doesnt mean I have to put up with everything he does.

She sipped her tea, quiet.

What will you do with the money from the cottage? she asked.

Still deciding, I said. Put it in a savings account or maybe treat myself somewhere. No need for grand gestures.

Actually, Id already spent it on a brandnew cottage up in the Lake District, already starting to shape the garden. I wasnt about to tell Mum where it was.

One thing Ive learned: whenever something good is in your life, therell always be someone who wants to ruin it. Im not going to let that happen again.

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The New Owner of the Cottage — “We’ll Be Living at Your Cottage All Summer,” Announced My Brother.