SIMPLETON
Everyone thought Emily was a simpleton. Shed been married to David for fifteen years. They had two childrenCharlotte, who was fourteen, and Thomas, who was seven. David had been unfaithful almost openly. The first time was on the second day of their wedding, with a waitress. After that, who could even keep count? Emilys friends tried again and again to open her eyes, but she would just smile sweetly and keep silent.
Emily worked at a toy factory as an accountant. By her own words, her pay packet was pitifully small and she was buried under mountains of work. She sometimes had to go in even at the weekends. During quarterly and annual reports, she could spend nights at the office, barely making it home at all.
David earned handsomely. But Emily was far from a domestic goddess. No matter how much money he gave her, it was never enough for groceries. The fridge was nearly always bare, and at best dinner meant reheated stew or mince with pasta. That was their life. Everyone was shocked when they saw David out with a new flameagain. He often came home, as dry as a bone, as they say.
Oh, Emilys a fool for putting up with that philanderer, the neighbours muttered.
On the day Thomas turned ten, David walked in and declared, Im filing for divorce. Ive fallen in love, and this family life just isnt for me anymore.
Dont take it badly, Em, he said. But youre cold as a fish. At least if you were a good wife about the house, but you dont have that either.
All right, she replied calmly. I agree to the divorce.
David nearly fell off his chair. Hed been braced for a rowyelling, tears, a scene. He hadnt expected this steely calm.
Well, then, start packing. I wont get in your way. Leave your key under the doormat when you go, she told him coolly.
Emily gave him an odd, knowing smile. It unsettled David but he soon shook it off, already dreaming of his new, carefree lifechildless, and unburdened by his dull wife.
The next day, he returned with his new girlfriend in tow. He checked under the doormatno key. This grated on his nerves.
Never mindI’ll just change the locks. Simple as that, he thought, and tried his own key. But it wouldnt fit. He rang the bell.
The door creaked open. Standing in the hall was a broad-shouldered man, dressed in a bathrobe and slippers.
Sorry, mate, can I help you? the man asked.
This…this is my flat.
The words came out less certainly than he intended.
Is it now? Got any papers to prove it? If so, lets see em.
David had no documents on him, and the man refused to let him in. Suddenly, he rememberedhis passport had the flats address on it. He rummaged through his pockets frantically and finally produced it.
See, my passport. Its all there, he said, thrusting it forward.
The man took it, flicked through, and smirked. Whens the last time you looked at this?
A chill crept over David. He flipped to the page with his residency stamp, and his eyes widened. There were two stamps: one for moving in, and a second, stamped two years earliershowing hed moved out.
How could this have happened? There was no sense arguing with the burly man. Feeling increasingly desperate, David rang Emily, but her number was out of service.
He decided to wait for her outside the toy factory. But another blow hitEmily hadnt worked there for a year. Charlotte was away studying abroad, but surely Thomas would be at school? At the school, another setbackThomas had transferred last year. The staff couldnt tell him where, since he wasnt listed as the father.
David, beaten and bewildered, sat on a park bench, head in hands. How had it come to this? His meek, mousy Emily had turned the tables so completely. How could she have sold their flat? Ill sort it in court, he muttered. The divorce was in a week.
He turned up at the hearing bitter and determined to expose her for fraud and win everything back. At last the truth spilled out. He had completely forgotten about the power of attorney he had signed two years ago. Hed been besotted with Elise, a stunner hed met then, and had been utterly distracted. Emily had needed his signature for Charlottes school forms, for various permissionsshe wouldnt stop pestering. On advice from a solicitor, hed granted her full authority to handle everything.
With that stroke of the pen, hed written away everything he owned. He was left alone, out in the street, and worst of all, Elise vanished the moment she learned he was homeless.
Well, shell go for maintenance, but Ill see her in court, he told himself. But one last bitterness awaited him. Rather than a summons for child support, he got notice of a paternity challenge. It turned outboth children were not Davids.
On her wedding day, Emily had seen David cheating with the waitress. Something inside her had short-circuited. Shed never really known how or why, but she had chosen revengea different path from screaming rows or fits of tears. First, shed matched every betrayal with one of her own. Then shed started saving every penny David gave her, scrimping and hiding the cash. The house was empty, but the children ate and had clothes, thanks to their grandmother.
Emilys mother tried to reason with her. Vengeance will destroy you, and it will do the children no good.
But Emily was unshakable, determined to see her plan through. She got the DNA tests, though she already knew the truth.
It was a blow below the beltDavid took the loss of the flat on the chin, but this news crushed him.
Beware the women you wronga wronged womans anger can raze a mans world to the ground.












