TO THE QUICK
In this family, everyone largely minded their own business. David, the father, somehow managed to juggle a wife and a rotation of favourite ladies on the sidesometimes even getting them mixed up. Fiona, the mum, had her own suspicions about her husbands extracurricular activities, but she was hardly a saint herself. She spent most of her free time with a married colleague, gallivanting about as if the children would sort themselves.
As for their two sons, they were pretty much left to their own devices. No one was particularly fussed about proper upbringing, unless passing the buck to the nearest comprehensive school counted. Let the school sort them out, Fiona liked to proclaim whenever anyone dared inquire. So the boys mostly wandered about, killing time and, if feeling adventurous, a few hours in the local park.
Once a week, the family congregated in the kitchen for the Sunday roast, but only so they could wolf it down, trying to break the world record for fastest family meal in silence. As soon as dinners over was muttered, everyone made a swift exit back to their preferred corners of glorious privacy.
This blissful mess would likely have rolled happily along, were it not for a day when everything went awry.
When the youngest, Harry, turned twelve, David took him along to the lock-up garage for a bit of father-son bonding (presumably the type that wouldnt appear in any parenting books). While Harry poked about with the spanners and other mysterious gadgets, his dad nipped out for a chinwag with the other blokes fussing over their cars nearby.
Suddenly, thick black smoke erupted from Davids garage, flames licking the roof faster than you could say insurance excess. No one understood what was happening. (It turned out later Harry had managed to knock a lit blowtorch onto a jerry can full of petrolbut that was a revelation for another time.) For a few stunned seconds, everyone froze. Then all hell broke loose. Someone chucked a bucket of water over David, and he bolted inside like James Bond with a point to prove.
Out he came, only seconds later, carrying Harry in his arms. The boy was unconscious, his body burnt and barely clothed. Only his face was untouchedperhaps he’d instinctively covered it with his hands.
The fire brigade and ambulance arrived promptlyluckily, given the overzealous nature of English neighboursand whisked Harry off to hospital.
Harry was alive, but only just.
Straight away, the doctors put him under the knife. After hours of tense waiting, a weary surgeon finally appeared before David and Fiona and delivered the news with the bedside manner of a traffic warden:
Were doing all we possibly can. Your sons in a coma. His chances? One in a million, if that. Modern medicine can only do so much. But you never know. Sometimes, if theres a stubborn will to live, miracles do happen. Keep the faith.
David and Fiona, panic-stricken, dashed through a torrential downpour to the nearest churchwhich, coincidentally, neither had entered since it was last used as a polling station.
They arrived, drenched and desperate. Spotting the vicar, they shuffled over.
Our boys dying, Reverend! Fiona managed between sobs. What can we do?
My names Father Charles, replied the vicar, sizing them up with more insight than a marriage counsellor. Funny how people remember God when theres drama, isnt it? Tell me, been keeping busy with sin?
Erno murders or anything, mumbled David, suddenly enraptured by the interesting pattern on the carpet.
But youve murdered your love, left it for dead! Between a loving husband and wife, you couldnt slip a threadbut with you two, you could fit in a garden shed and no one would notice! tutted Father Charles, with all the warmth of the Archers most sincere neighbour. Now, go and pray for your sons recovery. But understandsometimes the Almighty gives us a nudge when we wont see sense otherwise. Dont blame God. Love is the only cure here!
David and Fiona knelt before the icon of St Nicholas, ugly crying, vowing to give up all extracurricular relationships for good. Suddenly, every misdemeanour was revisited, every past pleasure repentedto the letter.
The following morning, miracle of miracles, they received a call: Harry had woken from his coma.
David and Fiona were instantly at his bedside. Harry opened his eyes and attempted a smile, though it was mostly a grimace. His face wore the agony of someone forced to eat mushy peas daily.
Mum, Dad, pleasedont split up, he whispered.
Why would you think that? Fiona replied, gently stroking his burnt hand, until he winced and she flinched away. Were right here, love.
I saw it, Mum, Harry insisted, andone day, when I have kids, Ill name them after you two.
David and Fiona exchanged worried glances. Surely, their son was deliriouswhat children? He could barely move, much less father the next generation.
Yet Harry slowly began to recover. The entire family, from grandparents to distant cousins, joined forces. They even sold the little cottage in Cornwall to fund his treatment. The garage and the car, alas, were now just so much cinder, or theyd have been up on AutoTrader immediately.
The family, once about as close as relatives at a will-reading, united in adversity.
Even the longest Monday eventually ends.
A year passed. Harry was settled in a rehabilitation centre. He could walk now, dress himself, and joke about the horror-show meals. There he met Emilya girl his age, who, like him, had suffered burns, though hers had scarred her face.
Emily, shy and self-conscious since a string of surgeries, avoided mirrors as if they might bite. But she had a quiet wisdom and gentle light that drew Harry in. He found her vulnerability endearing; he wanted to protect her.
The two spent every spare minute together. Theyd both survived unimaginable pain, overdoses of dreary medicine, and grown unafraid of needles and white coats. Their shared stories and laughter became a new healing.
Time rolled on
Harry and Emily eventually had the most modest of weddingsbarely a blip on Facebookand a few years later welcomed two beautiful children: first, their daughter Molly, then, after three years, their son George.
With the family seemingly out of the woods, David and Fiona quietly decided to separate. Harrys ordeal had took its toll on both; they found it impossible to be together any longer. Whatever spark they’d had evaporated somewhere between the hospital wards and kitchen sink. Fiona moved in with her sister in Surrey, but not before popping into the church, hoping for Father Charless blessing.
Over the years, Fiona had stopped by to thank him for Harrys recovery.
Thank God, Fionanot me! Father Charles always replied, determined not to take credit.
He didnt approve of her running away, but relented: If you must go, have a break. Sometimes solitude helps. But you belong together, truly.
David stayed behind in their now echoey flat. The grown sons had flown the nest, grandchildren were visited strictly on alternate weekends, each parent orchestrating their visits as if to avoid a sitcom-style disaster.
In short, the family seemed, finally, to have found peace. Everyone in their rightful placecosy, at last.












