I’m twenty-six years old, and my wife keeps telling me I’ve got a problem that I refuse to admit.
Mum, please dont be cross with me… but where do you find the money for all these dogs?
Gran, please dont be upset with me but where do you find the money for these little dogs? I imagine it
Whose child are you, dear? …Come, let me carry you home, get warm by the fire. I lifted her in
Susan got married at the age of 20, and at 22 she had her first and only child. Shed never felt much
Youve dropped a potato. Edith Wilkins turned around. Two lads stood nearbyidentical, thin, both in jackets
I was eight when my mum walked out of our house. She popped round the corner, hailed a black cab, and
I remember traveling to my parents house by train many years ago. I had a ticket for a second-class carriage
Excuse me, youve dropped a potato. I turned, startled. Two boys stood there, identical and thin, bundled
Im twenty-six, and my wife tells me Ive got an issue I wont admit.She brings it up every time I leave







