Forget that you ever had a daughter, my daughter Emma said, cutting me off as if she were slicing a rope.

Stole My Father: – Mum, I’ve moved in! Can you believe it—finally! Oksana balanced her phone between shoulder and ear while wrestling with an uncooperative lock. The key turned stiffly, as if testing the new owner. – Oh darling, thank goodness! And the flat—everything okay? Her mother’s voice was anxious but thrilled. – It’s perfect! Bright, spacious. The balcony faces east, just like I wanted. Is Dad there? – I’m here, I’m here! boomed Victor’s deep voice. They’d switched to speakerphone. All settled, little fledgling left the nest? – Dad, I’m twenty-five—hardly a fledgling! – You’ll always be my chick. Checked the locks? No draughty windows? Radiators working— – Victor, let her settle in! Mum interrupted. Oksana, be careful—it’s a new build, who knows who lives next door. Oksana laughed, finally conquering the lock and pushing open the door. – Mum, it’s not a seventies council block. Nice flat, nice neighbours. I’ll be fine. Weeks blurred into a marathon of DIY shops, furniture stores, and her new flat. She fell asleep with wallpaper catalogues next to her pillow, woke up pondering the best grout colour for the bathroom tiles. That Saturday, standing in her living room, Oksana was comparing curtain fabrics when her phone buzzed again. – How’s it going? Dad checked in. – Slowly but surely. Choosing curtains today. Torn between ‘ivory’ and ‘baked milk’—any thoughts? – Same colour, just different sales pitch. – Dad, you know nothing about shades! – But I know electrics. Wired the sockets properly? Renovation devoured time, money, and nerves, but with every new touch, the bare walls began to feel like home. Oksana chose the milky-beige bedroom wallpaper, hired the laminate fitter herself, even reconfigured the furniture to make her tiny kitchen feel bigger. When the last builder cleared away the leftover rubble, Oksana sat down on the gleaming lounge floor, bathed in soft light pouring through brand new curtains, smelling of freshness and a hint of paint. It was hers, her very own home… She met her neighbour three days after moving in—while fiddling with her keys at the door, she heard the flat across the hall unlock. – Oh, the newbie! A woman in her thirties peered out, short hair, bright lipstick, curious eyes. – I’m Alina. Live right opposite—so we’re neighbours now. – Oksana. Nice to meet you. – If you ever need salt, sugar, or a chat, knock anytime. It’s weird at first living alone here—I remember. Alina turned out to be great company. They drank tea in Oksana’s kitchen, swapped stories about the management company, quirks of their floor’s layout. Alina always knew the best broadband, the handiest plumber, and which corner shop had the freshest bread. – Seriously, I’ve got a recipe for apple cake—out of this world! Alina thumbed her phone. It takes half an hour, tastes like you’ve been baking all day. – Yes please! Haven’t tested my oven yet. Days became weeks, and Oksana was glad to have such an open neighbour. They crossed paths on the landing, shared quick coffees, even swapped books. On Saturday, Victor arrived—to wrestle with a bookshelf that stubbornly refused to stay up. – You’ve got the wrong plugs, Dad observed. These are for plasterboard; you’ve got concrete walls. Hang on, real ones in the car. An hour later, the shelf hung perfectly straight. Victor packed his tools, inspected his handiwork, and nodded with satisfaction. – That’ll last a good twenty years. – You’re the best, Dad! Oksana hugged him. Together, they walked downstairs, chatting about work and her scatterbrained new manager who lost track of deadlines and paperwork. At the entrance they met Alina, arms loaded with supermarket bags. – Hi! Oksana waved. Meet my dad, Victor. Dad—this is Alina, the neighbour I told you about. – Lovely to meet you, Victor smiled warmly. Alina froze a second, her eyes flicking between Victor’s face and Oksana’s. Her smile became oddly stiff, almost pasted-on. – Likewise, she said quickly and hurried inside. Everything changed after that. The next morning, Oksana bumped into Alina on the landing and greeted her, but got only a frosty nod. Two days later, she invited her for a cuppa—Alina said she was busy, didn’t let her finish. Then came the complaints… The first police visit was at nine at night. – Got a report of loud music, said the apologetic officer. – What music? Oksana was baffled. I was reading! – Well, neighbours are complaining… Letters arrived at the management office about ‘deafening footsteps’, ‘constant banging’, ‘music late at night’. The local police began showing up regularly, always sheepish and shrugging. Oksana knew who was stirring the pot, but not why. Every morning was a lottery—eggshells smeared on the door? Coffee grounds stuffed between the frame and door? A bag of potato peelings tucked under the doormat? She started getting up half an hour early to clean before work. Her hands stung from cleaning products; there was always a sick feeling in her throat. – This can’t go on, she muttered one evening, searching for a video door viewer. She installed it in twenty minutes—a tiny camera hidden in a normal door peephole, streaming everything to her phone. And waited. She didn’t have to wait long. At 3 a.m., her phone alerted her to movement. Oksana couldn’t believe her eyes as Alina—in robe and slippers—methodically smeared something dark over her doorway, careful and practiced as if doing a chore. The next night, Oksana stayed awake, listening for every sound. Around half past two, she heard rustling outside. She threw open the door. Alina froze, clutching a squelching bag. – What have I done to you? Oksana couldn’t believe how small her voice sounded. – Why are you doing this to me? Alina slowly dropped the bag. Her face twisted, beautiful features melting into a mask of old anger. – You? You did nothing. But your precious Daddy— – What’s my father got to do with any of this? – Because he’s my father too! Alina’s voice rose, not caring who heard. He raised you, spoiled you, but he left me when I was three! Never gave us a penny, never called! Mum and I scraped by while he played happy families with your mum. So you—well, you stole my father! Oksana backed away to her doorway, stunned. – You’re lying… – Am I? Ask him yourself! Ask if he remembers Marina Soloviev and her daughter Alina—the ones he threw out like rubbish! Shutting the door, Oksana slid down, mind racing. Not true, not true. Dad couldn’t have. He couldn’t. The next morning, she went to her parents. She rehearsed her question all the way, but the words stuck when she saw her father—calm as ever, reading his paper. – Oksana! What a surprise! Victor stood up. Mum’s at the shops, she’ll be back soon. – Dad, I need to ask you… Oksana perched on the sofa, tugging her bag strap. Do you know a woman named Marina Soloviev? Victor went rigid. The newspaper slipped to the floor. – How did you— – Her daughter’s my neighbour. The one I introduced you to. She says you’re her father. Silence lasted forever. – We’re going to see her, Victor said abruptly. Right now. I need to put this right. Forty minutes later, they were outside Alina’s flat, silent throughout the drive. Oksana stared at passing houses, her world broken into pieces. Alina opened the door at once, as if prepared. She glared at them, but stepped aside. – Come to confess? Thirty years late? – Come to explain. Victor pulled a folded sheet from his jacket. Read this. Alina snatched it, distrustful. As she read, her anger slipped into confusion, her confusion into shock. – What…? – DNA results, Victor answered quietly. Your mum tried to sue me for child support. The test showed—I’m not your father. Marina cheated on me. You’re not my daughter. Alina dropped the paper. Oksana and Victor left. Back home, Oksana hugged her dad tightly. – I’m sorry, Dad. Sorry I doubted you. Victor stroked her hair—just like when she’d run to him as a child after a fight with her friends. – You have nothing to apologise for, sweetheart. It’s other people who are to blame. Things with Alina never improved. And after all her spite, Oksana had no desire to mend things—a woman like that could never earn her respect again…

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“We’ll Just Stay Until Summer!”: How I Kicked Out My Pushy In-Laws, Changed the Locks, and Reclaimed My Own Flat The intercom didn’t just ring—it howled for attention. I glanced at the clock: 7 AM on a Saturday. My one morning to finally catch up on sleep after closing my quarterly report, not to play hostess. My husband Igor’s sister, Svetlana, looked ready to storm the Bastille on the intercom screen, with her three scruffy kids looming behind her. “Igor!” I barked, not picking up. “Your family. Your problem.” He stumbled from the bedroom, pulling on shorts backwards: if I was speaking in that tone, his family had officially reached the bottom of my patience. While he muttered into the handset, I stood in the hallway, arms folded across my chest. My flat—my rules. This three-bed in the centre of London was mine alone for years before marriage. The last thing I wanted was relatives treating it like a boarding house. The door flung open, and my fragrance-infused, immaculate hallway was invaded. Svetlana, loaded with bags, didn’t even greet me. She nudged me aside as if I were a piece of forgotten furniture. “Oh, thank God, we made it!” she sighed, dumping her bags on my Italian tiles. “Alina, what are you doing standing there? Put the kettle on, the kids are starving after the journey.” “Svetlana,” I said flatly, and Igor shrank into himself, recognising Defcon 1. “What is going on?” “He didn’t tell you?” She widened her eyes. “We’ve got a massive renovation! Pipes, floors ripped up—it’s unliveable. We’ll just stay here for a week. Loads of space, you’ll hardly notice us.” I glared at Igor. He inspected the ceiling—execution imminent. “Igor?” “Come on, Alina, she’s my sister. Can’t have the kids in a building site. One week, promise.” “One week. Seven days. You feed yourselves. Kids don’t run riot, don’t touch the walls, and stay away from my office. Silence after ten, understood?” Svetlana rolled her eyes. “Honestly, you’re like some prison warden. Fine. Where do we sleep? Hope it’s not the floor!” And so the chaos began. A week turned into two, then three. My lovingly designed flat became a pigsty—muddy shoes everywhere, fat stains on my countertops, crumbs, sticky patches. Svetlana took over like she owned the place. “Alina, why’s the fridge empty?” she whined one evening. “The kids need yogurt, and we’d love a steak. You earn well—you can look after family!” “You’ve got a card and shops, use them,” I replied, not glancing up from my laptop. “Tesco delivers 24/7.” “Miser,” she muttered, slamming the fridge. “Can’t take it with you when you’re dead, you know.” But things reached breaking point when I came home early and found my nephew bouncing on my Tempur mattress and his sister drawing on the wall—with my limited edition Tom Ford lipstick. “Out!” I roared, scattering kids everywhere. Svetlana bolted in, shrugged at the carnage: “They’re just kids—who cares about a mark on the wall? You can wash it off. And that lipstick? You’ll buy yourself another. Listen, the builders are useless—so we’re staying until summer. It’ll be fun, you two just rattle around here anyway!” Igor stood mute. Useless. I said nothing, just walked away to avoid a murder charge. Later, Svetlana left her phone on the table to go shower. A message flashed up: “Svetlana, next month’s rent received, tenants happy, want to extend until August? – Marina Lettings.” And a bank notification: “+£800 received.” Click. It all made sense. No renovations—she was renting her place and living free off me: free food, no bills, making a profit. Genius—on my dime. I photographed her screen, hands steady, rage replaced with icy clarity. “Igor, get in here,” I called. He read the photo. Red, then white. “Maybe it’s a mix-up?” “The real mix-up is you not kicking them out yet. You’ve got a choice. Either by tomorrow lunchtime she and the kids are gone, or you all are. Take your mother, too, for good measure.” “But where will they go?” “Don’t care. Under a bridge or The Ritz, if they can afford it.” Next morning, Svetlana left for ‘shopping’—probably with her rent money—leaving the kids with Igor, who took them out. “Take them to the park. All day.” “Why?” “Because I’m about to fumigate the place for parasites.” Once they’d left, I made two calls: one to a locksmith, one to the local police. Hospitality over. Time for a purge. By the time Svetlana returned, loaded with Selfridges bags, the locksmith had changed the locks and her stuff was bagged—five heavy rubbish sacks and two suitcases. She found me and a police officer at the door. “What’s this?” she screeched. “Alina, are you mad? These are my things!” “Exactly. Take them and go. Hotel’s closed.” She bolted for the door, blocked by the constable. “Do you live here? On the tenancy register?” “I’m… my brother’s sister. 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He grinned. “Call if you need me—or just get good locks.” Lock clicked behind me—delicious, solid. The cleaner was nearly finished. Igor returned alone, looked round like he expected a trap. “She’s gone,” he said. “I know.” “She was screaming about you—” “Don’t care what the rats say as they’re thrown off the ship.” I drank a perfect coffee in blissful silence. My kitchen, my fridge, my rules. No lipstick murals left, no shouting, no chaos. “Did you know about the letting?” I asked. “Never! I swear. If I had—” “If you had, you’d have kept quiet. Listen, Igor. This was the last time. One more stunt like this from your family and your bags will be right beside theirs. Understood?” He nodded, pale and fast. He knew I wasn’t joking. The coffee was hot, strong, and—finally—enjoyed in perfect, peaceful silence in my own flat. My crown didn’t pinch. It fit perfectly.

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Someone Else’s Bride Val was in high demand. He’d never advertised in papers or on TV, but his name and number spread by word of mouth – the kind of old-fashioned grapevine you can’t buy. Need an MC for a concert? No problem! Want someone to host a birthday or a wedding? Brilliant! He’d even once hosted a graduation at a local nursery school, charming not just the children but the mums as well. It all started simply enough. A close friend was getting married, but the hired toastmaster never showed – as it turned out later, he’d simply gone on a bender. No time to find a replacement, so Val took the microphone himself. Back at school he’d been involved in amateur dramatics, acted with the “Logos” theatre troupe, and at university was a mainstay of Student Spring and the comedy league. The impromptu hosting was a hit, and right there at the reception, two people came up and asked him to lead their own events. After uni, Val took a job at one of the city’s research institutes, earning peanuts. His first gigs on the side inspired him; the pay was good and it was fun. Soon, event work was bringing him almost ten times his researcher’s salary. After a year, he quit the institute, spent his savings on quality AV gear, set himself up as a sole trader, and launched officially into showbiz. At the same time, he started singing lessons – he already had the voice and ear. Soon he was a singing MC, gigging three nights a week as a singer in a restaurant. So by 30, Val was handsome, fairly well-off, known as a talented singer, DJ, and all-around master of ceremonies who could liven up any event. He wasn’t married – why bother? Women practically threw themselves at him; any girl, a snap of the fingers, and she’d agree to anything. But his mates started settling down, kids arrived, and Val slowly began to yearn for the love and comfort of a family. Only trouble was, he just didn’t know where to look! The easy-come crowd was only ever good for one thing; he wanted a wife for life. “You need to meet a girl at school age,” he’d joke to his friends, “raise her up just right, and marry her when she turns eighteen. The perfect wife!” He started taking school graduation gigs, hoping to find the right girl, but the modern young ladies disappointed him – not at all how he’d pictured his future match. But Val wasn’t downhearted, always surveying the young crowd, “on the hunt for rare game,” as he put it. That’s when fate, or the gods, decided to play a little trick on my cousin once removed… At first, nothing seemed unusual. A woman rang, name-dropping some mutual acquaintances: “We need someone to host our wedding. Are you free on June 17? Wonderful! Can we meet?” They did. And, as Val later put it, for the first time in his life, he knew what it meant for the ground to vanish from under your feet. Introducing herself as Xenia, the woman was dazzling; he’d never seen anyone like her in real life. Articulate, clever, self-assured. Not just beautiful, but clearly intelligent – a rare combination! At first glance, he thought she was about 25, maybe a bit older, but the conversation revealed she’d been a Young Communist League member – so she had to be at least 40. They discussed everything, came to an agreement, signed a contract (despite Xenia’s protests that she trusted him based on references). Val always kept things official – not just for his own security, but for tax records too. While they chatted, a text pinged on Xenia’s phone: “Aha! My fiancé’s here to pick me up. Need a lift?” Val declined but saw her out – partly out of habit, partly out of curiosity, but mostly out of jealousy. The groom, he’d imagined, would be a mature man in his forties. But from the car jumped a lad, clearly younger than Val himself. “Xenia, everything alright?” he called. She smiled: “When is it not?” She climbed in, and her fiancé turned: “Are you the MC for our wedding? Brilliant! I’ve heard you’re the best – Slava told me. Sorry, I’m Robert – the groom.” Val shook his hand. From that day on, Val barely slept. He found excuses to ring Xenia, to hear her voice, see her. The wedding drew closer; Val was beside himself. His mate, the only one he confided in, teased him: “What about all those schoolgirls you wanted to raise as the perfect wife?” Val waved him off: “Forget schoolgirls, Xenia is perfect. I need no one else.” “So tell her!” his mate said. “Are you mad? She’s getting married. Clearly she loves him. Why would she want me with my daft feelings?” Sometimes Robert would pop in, grinning ear to ear: “Here, Xenia asked me to drop this to you…” Val seethed, barely civil. He considered dropping out as host – but then he’d never see Xenia again. He always chickened out. Two days before the big day, Xenia came round to ‘polish off the script’ – at Val’s flat, since his office was being refurbished. They chatted, laughed, everything agreed. Val poured some fizz: “To a perfect wedding.” Xenia grinned, “With pleasure!” The champagne fuelled courage; he kissed her, she kissed him back. The world spun. Val woke up in confusion. Had he just dreamt the best night of his life? But her perfume lingered on the pillow – it had really happened. Now what? The wedding couldn’t possibly go ahead? He rang Xenia. “Hi,” she answered breezily, “Sorry I slipped out – so much to do, the big day tomorrow and all!” “So…the wedding is still on?” Val asked, hollow-voiced. “Of course! Why wouldn’t it be? Everything’s perfect!” Were all women this cynical? How could she go through with the wedding, look her fiancé in the eye after last night? Val was in torment – should he call it all off, ruin the wedding? But he knew he’d take her, even if she was an ice queen. Next day, Val arrived early to the hotel. Decorators gave him sly little glances. And then… Xenia appeared. “Hi. I dashed here right after the register office – I just had to see you,” she beamed. “What’s wrong, Val?” “I don’t get it,” mumbled Val. “You had the registry? And then ran off?” “Well, obviously, silly. Why ride round town with all the youngsters when I’d rather be with you? Or would you rather I left?” “Wait, what youngsters? I thought you were the bride?” Xenia stared, dumbfounded, then burst into pure, bubbly laughter. Val couldn’t help but smile back. “Of course not! My daughter’s the bride – Katie! She just flew back from uni in Edinburgh yesterday,” she sobered, “Did you really think I was marrying? And slept with someone else two days before my own wedding? Cheers for the high opinion!” Finally, Val twigged. Xenia had never said “I” or “we” – always “the bride and groom.” Robert never called her Katie, always Xenia, always in the polite form. How had he never noticed? Then came the real question: “And you? Are you single?” She nodded, and he blurted out, “Marry me! Please…” The wedding was a triumph; the MC outdid himself, the guests raved. The happy couple thanked him: “We don’t know how to thank you enough!” Xenia joined them, “I’ll take care of him. Off you go, your limo’s waiting. I’ll handle things here.” Word soon spread that Val was marrying a woman nine years older than himself. Some were doubtful at first, but then they met the bride. “Who could *not* fall in love with her?” Katie and Xenia gave birth just two weeks apart.

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