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I Kicked My Brother-in-Law Out From Our Anniversary Dinner After His Rude Jokes Ruined the Celebration
Arthur, have you put out the good china? The one with the gold trim, not the everyday plates.
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My Husband Invited His Ex-Wife and Her Children to Our Holiday Dinner—So I Packed My Bags and Spent New Year’s Eve at My Best Friend’s House
Please tell me youre joking, Greg. Please, said Helen, her brow furrowed so deeply only a tenacious kiwi
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One Frosty Winter Evening
25 December A bitterly cold evening settled over Littleford, the kind of night when the sky is a sheet
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Don’t Bother Unpacking Your Suitcase – You’re Moving Out Tonight: The Story of How Leona Found Out the Truth About Her Wife’s “Trip to Mum’s” on New Year’s Eve, Dressed as Father Christmas at a Stranger’s House
Dont bother unpacking your suitcase youre leaving. Whats happened? commanded Alice, as she marched into
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On the Edge of This Summer Working at the library, Dana considered her life boring – few visitors came now, as everyone preferred the internet. She spent her days rearranging books on the shelves, dusting them off. If her job had a single benefit, it was that she’d read an unimaginable number of books with all sorts of plots: romances, philosophy… And by thirty, she suddenly realized that romance itself had passed her by. She was at a respectable age – time to start a family – but her looks were unremarkable, and her job was low-paid. She’d never thought of changing jobs; after all, she was content. Only students, the occasional schoolchild, or pensioners now visited the library. Recently, a professional competition was held at the county level, and to her own surprise, Dana won the grand prize: a free two-week getaway to the seaside. “That’s brilliant. I’m definitely going!” she reported to her friend and mother with delight, “On my salary I’d never get to travel, but this – it’s like happiness fell into my lap.” Summer was drawing to a close. Dana was strolling along the deserted beach – most holidaymakers were in the nearby café, as today the sea was especially restless. It was her third day by the sea, and she wanted to be alone with her thoughts and dreams. Suddenly, she saw a boy swept off the pier by a wave. Without a thought for herself, she rushed to the rescue. Thankfully, it wasn’t far from shore. Dana wasn’t a great swimmer, but she could keep her head above water since childhood. The waves helped push the boy closer to the shore, then tried to drag him back. But Dana persisted, and soon she was standing on the seabed, water up to her chest, determined to keep her balance. At last, they made it. She stood in her pretty dress, which now clung to her, and looked at the boy in surprise. “But he’s just a teenager, fourteen at most, though tall – even a bit taller than me,” she thought, then asked, “What in the world made you go swimming in this weather?” The lad shakily stood up, thanked her, and staggered away. Dana shrugged and watched him go. The next morning, Dana woke up smiling. The sun was shining, the weather perfect; from the window, she saw the sea glistening blue, a bit restless, just not like the day before. It almost seemed as if the sea was apologising for last night’s storm. After breakfast, Dana wandered down to the beach and basked in the sun. Near evening, she decided to go for a walk and headed for the park, where she noticed a shooting gallery. In school and at uni, she’d been quite a shot, but her first attempt missed the target. On the second try, she hit it dead on. “See that, son? That’s how it’s done!” came a man’s voice behind her. She turned around and, to her surprise, saw yesterday’s boy. In his eyes, Dana glimpsed a flash of fear – he recognised her, too – and she realized the father had no idea his son nearly drowned. Dana grinned. “Any chance of a master class?” asked the tall, friendly man. “Jenks here can’t shoot for toffee – nor can I, to be honest,” he added with a warm smile. Afterwards, they strolled together, ate ice cream in a café, and rode the Ferris wheel. Dana half-expected the boy’s mother to join them, but both father and son seemed content to be just the three of them. The father, who introduced himself as Anthony, proved a great conversationalist, knowledgeable and increasingly likeable. “Dana, how long have you been here?” he asked. “It’s my first week – I’ve got another in reserve.” “And where are you from, if you don’t mind me asking?” Astonishingly, it turned out Anthony and his son lived in the same town as her. All three laughed. “Isn’t it funny? Somehow we never met at home, but here we are!” Anthony beamed, obviously taken with this gentle, pleasant young woman. Jenks joined in, clearly relieved Dana wasn’t planning to mention yesterday’s incident. They parted close to midnight, the men walking Dana to her hotel and arranging to meet again at the beach the next morning. Dana arrived first, but her new friends were nearly an hour late. “Morning!” Anthony called out, “Forgive us, Dana – honestly, we just forgot to set the alarm and slept in!” “Dad, I’m going swimming,” Jenks declared, making for the waves. “Stop! You can’t swim!” Dana cried suddenly. Anthony looked baffled. “Who, him? He swims well – he even competes for his school.” Dana was surprised, but didn’t argue. Maybe, she thought, she’d simply been mistaken. Their hotels were just next-door. The next few days were an absolute dream. They met each morning by the water, parted late at night, visited sights together. Dana longed to talk to Jenks alone; she sensed something troubled him – or maybe she was just imagining things. She already knew the father and son were staying in the hotel next to hers. Soon the chance came. One day Jenks arrived on the beach alone. “Hi – Dad’s ill, got a fever,” he told her, “but I asked him – told him I’d be with you, so he let me out,” he smiled. “Sorry for assuming – I just didn’t want to be stuck in our room.” “Jenks, give me your dad’s number; I’ll call just to check.” She phoned Anthony. “Hello, Dana. To be honest, I’m not feeling great – got a temperature. Please keep an eye on my lad; he’s promised to follow your lead…” “Don’t worry, and get better. He’s more or less grown up, after all. I’ll come visit you soon,” Dana promised. After a swim, Jenks spawled on the lounger and suddenly said: “You know what? You’re a real friend, Dana.” She glanced at him; he grinned. “What makes you say that?” “Thank you for not telling Dad about that thing – about the pier,” Jenks stammered, embarrassed. “It happened so suddenly – the wave just swept me off, and I sort of panicked.” “Oh, don’t mention it,” she smiled. After a pause, “Jenks… where’s your mum? Why are you two by yourselves?” Jenks hesitated, as though deciding how much to share, then, gathering courage, launched into his story. Anthony’s work sometimes took him away on business trips, leaving Jenks with his mum, Marina. Outwardly, theirs was a model family. But it was, Jenks now realised, all for show – and it was all Marina’s fault. One day, Anthony said to his wife: “Look, I’ve been sent to London for a three-week course – if I pass, I’m tipped for a promotion. It’ll mean a big pay rise…” Marina seemed almost relieved. Her husband left, and she stayed home with their son. Two days later, she told Jenks, “Darling, we’ll have company tonight – my colleague Arthur is coming with his daughter. Arthur and I have drawings to finish; you can keep Kira company. She’s a bit older than you.” Kira, a confident girl, suggested heading out together. Marina handed her son a £20 note. “Of course, treat Kira to an ice cream,” she smiled. Jenks was surprised – his mum never gave him so much pocket money. They hung out for a few hours. Kira, a couple years older and quite savvy, was fun – Jenks was nearly fourteen but tall for his age. The three weeks passed quickly. On the day before Anthony’s return, Kira said, “Well, it’s lucky your dad’s coming soon – I’m sick of distracting you. I only did it because your mum made a deal with mine – that I’d take you out so they could… well, you know.” She cackled unpleasantly. “My lot have been divorced ages, still fighting over the flat…” Jenks felt uncomfortable at how she talked about their parents. Deep down, he believed her. By the time his dad came home, Jenks sensed something was badly wrong. “Should I keep quiet? Tell Mum how I feel? Or tell Dad everything?” Within days, his mother’s coldness to Anthony became clear, and their family was teetering. That night, Jenks decided to tell his father everything, but came home to a fierce row. “Yes, I’ve been unfaithful. What are you going to do about it?” his mother’s voice rang out as he came in from football practice. “Nothing,” his father replied. “I’ll just file for divorce. Jenks will stay with me – seems he means nothing to you.” “Oh, for heaven’s sake, fine – I’ll have a new family,” Marina retorted. Jenks quickly darted to his room and overheard the rest. His mum declared she’d been seeing Arthur for ages and would move out the next morning. Saturday, Jenks lazed in bed, hearing his mum packing. Anthony stared silently at his laptop. Jenks had long since decided to stay with his dad – he disliked Arthur and Kira. He heard the front door slam. His father tried to explain, but Jenks interrupted: “Dad, you don’t have to. I already know – I even thought to tell you myself. I love you. We’ll be fine, just us two.” His father ruffled his hair. “Didn’t know you’d grown up so much, son. I’m glad you’re here. As for seeing your mother – that’s your choice.” But Jenks wanted no contact with Marina just yet; he still hadn’t forgiven her. After the beach, Jenks and Dana dropped in to see Anthony, bringing some fruit. He was feeling perkier and promised to be back on the beach next day. Three days later, Anthony and Jenks had to return home, while Dana had a couple more days left. Summer was ending. On the edge of this summer they said goodbye. Anthony promised to meet Dana at the airport, while Jenks grinned from ear to ear. Dana made no plans, just smiled as she reread Anthony’s sweet messages, always confessing how much he missed her. Before long, Dana moved in with Anthony and Jenks, and it seemed the happiest of all was Jenks: happy for his dad, for himself, and for Dana. — **Title rewritten, as per instructions:** On the Edge of This English Summer: Dana’s Quiet Library Life, an Unexpected Seaside Adventure, and a New Chapter with Anthony and Jenks
On the Edge of This Summer Working in the library, I, Harriet, always thought of my life as rather dull.
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Swallow’s Nest: A Journey into Nature’s Embrace
Dear Diary, When I first heard that John was marrying Eleanor, my mother, Martha, took to my sisterinlaw
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Even the Good Ones Get Left Behind
Good people get left too Looking in the mirror, I saw a beautiful woman of thirty-five, though my eyes
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My Husband Invited His Ex-Wife and Children to Our Holiday Celebration—So I Packed My Bags and Left for My Best Friend’s House
Are you joking, Oliver? Please tell me its a bad joke or that I misheard you over the sound of the tap?
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Escaping the Chains of Emotion
Hey love, remember how in Year9 I first noticed that lad Tom was always stealing glances at me?
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Even the Good Ones Get Left Behind
A beautiful thirty-five-year-old woman with wistful eyes gazed back at Alice from the mirror.