No Magic at All
New Years Eve was hurtling toward Alice like a runaway train steaming into Paddington Station.
Frankly, Alice was breathless from the speed of it all. She felt like a commuter standing on the platform, staring down the tracks, ticketless and convinced happiness wasnt coming her way this yearor festive spirit, for that matter.
Why on earth had she even invited friends round? Whod want to ring in the new year with a hopeless case like her?
***
The 31st of December dawned with a domestic disaster: Alices trusty washing machine, after a decade of loyal service, decided it was time for retirement and spectacularly flooded the bathroom.
Finding a plumber on New Years Eve? A quest that would daunt even King Arthur. After draining her patienceand half her bank accountAlice finally triumphed and, breathing a sigh of relief, hoped her misfortunes were done for the day.
But of course, they werent.
By lunchtime, her ginger tomcat, Mr. Picklesself-styled gourmethad devoured the entire packet of ham shed bought for her classic potato salad, leaving her with only a can of mushy peas and a few forlorn gherkins.
But that wasnt enough for the cheeky devil. Clearly feeling sprightly, he decided to go hunting after a blue tit that had unwisely perched on the open sash window.
A gigantic rubber plant crashed from the windowsill, snagged the Christmas tree, and in one fell swoop extinguished her beloved old fairy lightsthose very same fairy lights Alice adored.
The shards of the flowerpot and childhood baubles mingled with soil on the floor. Alice had to tiptoe about with dustpan and brush, nearly weeping as she did so.
Then, as if summoned by Murphys Law, she smashed the crystal decanter, charred the roast chicken, andjust as her guests were about to arriverealised, with an icy jolt, that shed forgotten to buy a pudding. Panicked, she called her sister.
Lizzie, absolute crisis! I havent got a pud!
Calm down! replied Lizzie, with the breeziness of someone whos well ahead of schedule, Im already outside. Hop inwell sort it.
Outside where?
I told you: outside your building!
Descending the stairs, Alice encountered a vision of pure British mayhem: Lizzies little Ford parked at the kerb, their best mate Harriet lugging an enormous carrier bag, and Auntie Gail cradling a vast Tupperware of homemade aspic.
Aspic? That much, really? Alice blurted, eyeing the wobbling mound.
Better safe than sorry! Auntie Gail replied grandlyever the dispenser of unsolicited adviceAt least you can count on me for proper food! The night is young. Tell me youve at least managed a potato salad?
Alice offered a vague shrug.
While the sisters dashed off to Sainsburys for dessert, Harriet began festooning the room with streamers. Mr. Pickles promptly wrapped himself in the shiny serpentines, transforming into some unearthly party monster.
Lizzies husband, Tom, arrived from work just in time to perform a heroic cat rescue (with only minor injuries). Mr. Pickles, perfectly civil until he spotted Alice, leapt for her with the enthusiasm of a lion in Trafalgar Square, leaving Tom sporting a valiant scar.
Tom, bandaged and beaming, gamely volunteered to help the ladies in the kitchen, mostly by offering his profound philosophies: You know, a salad is more a mindset than a recipe. Frankly, for Lizzie and Alice, that was all the help they needed.
Hey Alice, whats this box? called Harriet from the lounge, It says, Happy New Year! Oh, theres a note on the sideOpen at midnight. Granny Nora.
Alice dashed in: Oh! I completely forgot. LizzieGranny left this for us before she went off to the seaside. She said we must open it at two in the morning. Promised itd be a surprise.
How intriguing! Lizzie replied, studying the box. Lets have a peek *now*!
Are you mad? Alice declared. Shell find out, she always does, and she did say there might be a secret lock or something. Lets do as Granny instructed. Patience, please.
The mystery only fired everyones curiosity, even Auntie Gail sliding closer, eyeing the box like it might contain the Crown Jewels.
***
They listened to the Prime Minister give his New Years speech, sipped prosecco (none could find actual champagne), tucked into cat-selected potato salad, laughed, debated, and fussed. And finally
Is it two yet? Alice checked her watch. Well, then, nows the moment. She held up the box. Granny Noras surprise!
They bestowed the honour of opening the box on Tom, the rooms sole (injured) man.
He fiddled with the lid and revealed not cash, nor old family snaps, but dozens of tiny, neatly rolled notes, each tied with coloured ribbons and sporting a name sticker.
Whats all this? Tom asked, bewildered.
Alice picked the first note bearing her name and read aloud:
Alice, darling granddaughter. Did everything go wrong again today? Washing machine bust? Cat nicked your dinner? No matter! Remember, any problem is just an excuse to order in a pizza and stick on your favourite telly. Puddings better bought fresh in the morning. What matters most is having the right people to share it with. Love you to the moon and back! Granny Nora xx
There was a moment of wonder, quickly shattered by giggles. Alice laughed so hard she nearly doubled over.
How on earth how did she know?!
Its magic, whispered Auntie Gail.
Me next! insisted Lizzie, snatching her scroll. She read:
Lizzie, sweetheart. Stop bickering with Tom over silly things. Give him a cuddle. Hes a good oneeven if he does waffle on. And if he gets philosophical, just give him a kiss. Thats the best cure for a mans logic! Big love to both of you.
Tom blushed as red as the tinsel and, to thunderous applause, kissed Lizzie right then.
Harriet, unrolling her note, giggled:
Harriet, my beauty. Dont go looking for love in the pubtry the library or the greengrocers. Real gems there, I promise you. Mind you, they dont wear skinny jeans. And stop dying your hair purple! Your natural colour suits you best.
How did she know about my hair? Harriet gasped. I only changed it on Tuesday!
Finally, Auntie Gail shakily unrolled her message, as if deciphering a state secret.
Gail, my dear. Youre the wisest of us all and always in the know. But let me tell you, dear heart, kindness and helpful hints are all very wellsometimes its best to hold your tongue and enjoy a slice of cake instead. Hugs, love.
Auntie Gail, speechlesspossibly for the first time in living memorygrabbed a slice of Victoria sponge and lapsed into blessed silence.
The laughter and stories rolled on until the milkman rattled past.
Later that morning, the girls phoned Granny Nora on Facetime. Sitting in her armchair in Brighton, she smiled and declared, My darlings! Im so glad you liked your surprise. Theres no magic. I simply know you all far too well. And love you very much!
As Alice tidied up the remnants of their little bash, she gathered the notes into a pretty jar and placed it on the mantle. They werent just a handful of wishesthey were Grannys recipe for happiness: dont fear chaos, have a giggle at your disasters, cherish those around you, and eat what you wantjust dont overdo it. And above all, remember: the best present is knowing that somewhere, someone loves and understands you. Always.











