My mother-in-laws face was a picture of disbelief as she entered our garden and realised there wasnt a single vegetable or fruit in sight.
My husbands parents owned a little allotment just outside town. They decided to hand it down to us, as neither had the strength nor the health to keep up with the gardening anymore. His grandmother had poured her heart into this plotshe grew cucumbers, tomatoes, apples, you name itpickling and preserving them to share with the neighbours. Now the responsibility belonged to me.
These days, we have a proper garden: the sort of place where you can grill sausages and unwind on a Saturday afternoon. There was just one catchI had no interest whatsoever in bending over vegetable beds, so my husband voted to transform it into a blossoming flower garden. We earn enough to buy whatever food we need from the supermarket or the market in town. So, we ditched the vegetable patch altogether, seeded in some grass, and now our back garden is spacious and green.
So when my mother-in-law turned up and took in the sightpetunias and lawn in place of runner beans and raspberry canesshe was speechless, then sharply critical. She told me I was an abysmal housekeeper, incapable of doing anything right, and going so far as to suggest I was ruining everything around me. Only recently, a gentleman called on her and asked about her famous pickles. She fetched a jar filled with dried flowers, handing it to him with a sigh and explaining it was all that was left of her once-glorious pantry. She even insisted he should take the jar home to his wife and grandchildren, as I was apparently no longer up to the taska not-so-gentle jab that did not go unnoticed.
I was taken aback by my mother-in-laws pettiness and struggled to keep my composure. Yet she was relentless; her latest suggestion was that she should reclaim her old allotment so she could plant her vegetables once more. I havent the faintest idea how to handle it. Everything had been planned outroses, deckchairs, maybe a paddling pool for the little onesand now it seems the only thing Ill have is rows of carrots where Id pictured a summer garden.









