Mrs. Margaret Hargreaves my motherinlaw never missed a chance to tell me I was a lousy housekeeper, and I finally stopped trying to please her.
Gwen, love, whos cutting the cucumbers for the salad like theyre bricks? Look at that theyre not dice, theyre little cobblestones! How do you expect anyone to swallow that? Men, mind you, dont have steeljawed chewing; they need tenderness, care Mrs. Hargreaves hovered over Gwens head while the girl hurriedly finished the Olivier salad.
Gwen gripped the knife handle so hard her knuckles went white. The guests were due in half an hour, yet the motherinlaw, who had arrived two hours early to help, spent her time shuffling spice jars and commenting on every move Gwen made.
Mrs. Hargreaves, thats the potato salad. Everything should be mixed. David likes his veg with a bite, not turned into mush, Gwen replied calmly, trying not to raise her voice.
Oh, stop talking about David! I raised him, fed him for thirty years. Hes always wanted everything neat and tidy. Hes too shy to say it, so I tell him. Hes a delicate lad, my upbringing shows. And his shirt was wrinkled yesterday I saw it when he popped in. Shame, Gwen. A wife should keep her husband looking sharp.
Gwen inhaled deeply and set the knife down.
I work until seven, Mrs. Hargreaves. David gets home at six. He has his own hands, and the iron sits right where you can see it.
Mrs. Hargreaves pressed her hands to her chest, a massive amber brooch glinting.
Hands! A mans job is to provide. The home, the cleanliness, the cosy atmosphere thats a womans sacred duty. If you cant manage, maybe you should quit your job or get up earlier. I used to be up at five to fry fresh pancakes for David before his shift. And you? Youre probably feeding him readymade meals, arent you?
I cook every day, Gwen snapped. And now, excuse me, I need to pull the roast out of the oven.
The lunch went under a tense cloud. David, Gwens husband, sat hunched over his plate, trying not to notice the charged atmosphere. He preferred the ostrich tactic: if you bury your head in the sand or in a bowl of soup the conflict will dissolve on its own.
After tasting the roast Gwen had marinated for a day in a special sauce, Mrs. Hargreaves pursed her lips.
Well edible. The meats a bit tough. Overcooked, Gwen. And theres not enough salt. David, want me to pass the salt?
Its fine, mum, tastes good, David muttered with his mouth full.
Yes, tastes good sweeter than a carrot. And the floors? Mrs. Hargreaves turned her gaze to the laminate. The corners look dull. Your robot vacuum whirrs, but does it actually clean? You need a rag, your own hands, get down on your knees! Thats how real cleanliness is achieved. You treat the house with indifference cold, as if youre just doing a job. Bad housekeeper, sorry dear, but who else will tell you the truth if not a mother?
Gwen set down her fork, her mind snapping. Five years of marriage, five years of trying to be perfect. Shed been a senior accountant, shared the mortgage with David, and in the evenings turned into a second shift at the stove, scrubbing, baking, starching, all to earn a word of praise. And the answer was always, lousy housekeeper.
She glanced at David, who kept chewing without looking up, protecting her. Hed grown accustomed to the routine: mum critiques, wife tries harder, and he simply reaps the results.
so Im a bad housekeeper? Gwen asked softly.
Dont take it personally, love, Mrs. Hargreaves waved a hand, piling more of the overcooked meat onto her plate. Its a fact. There are homey, cosy women, and then there are the modern career types. Youve got dust on the cornice I noticed it last time. Its an eyesore.
Alright, Gwen nodded, a calm, almost resigned smile curving her lips. I hear you, Mrs. Hargreaves. Thank you for the honesty.
That evening, after the motherinlaw finally left with a container of cake (she muttered, Ill take it so you dont get sick when it moulds), David flopped onto the sofa in front of the telly.
Whew, what a day, he yawned. Gwen, could you bring me a tea? Theres still a scone left.
Gwen stood by the window, looking out at the nightlit streets.
No, David.
What do you mean no? No scone? Mum ate it all?
No tea. In fact, Im not bringing it.
David sat up, puzzled. You mad at Mum? Shes old, grumbles out of habit. Dont let it get to you.
Im not mad. I just took her words to heart. She called me a bad housekeeper, said I did everything without soul, that I overcooked meat and ignored dust. I thought, why should I keep hurting you and myself with my incompetence? If I cant run a household to a decent standard, Ill stop trying altogether. No more embarrassment.
David snorted, assuming she was joking. Fine, enough whining. Come here, Ill hug you.
But Gwen didnt move. She grabbed a book and shut the bedroom door.
Monday morning broke a pattern for David. Usually hed wake to the smell of fresh coffee and bacon, a crisply ironed shirt hanging on the chair, socks stacked neatly. Today the flat was silent. The kitchen was empty, dark, the stove cold as a former lovers heart.
Gwen? David called into the bedroom. She was already in front of the mirror, applying makeup. Breakfast?
There are eggs and sausage in the fridge, bread in the tin, she replied calmly, lining her lashes.
But you always made breakfast. Im running late!
Im late too. And since Im a bad housekeeper, I might ruin the food. What if the shells get in the omelette? Or the coffee burns? Better you do it yourself. A man is a provider; he can fetch his own breakfast.
David cursed and trudged to the kitchen. Coffee boiled over, the pan smoked, the eggs were burnt on the bottom and runny on top. He swallowed a dry sausage sandwich, slipped into his yesterdays shirt it looked a touch faded and left for work, angry and hungry.
Evening repeated the script. David got home expecting dinner. Gwen sat on the sofa with a face mask, flicking through a magazine.
Whats for dinner? he asked, stumbling over his own sneakers that lay on the floor.
I ordered salmon poke and already ate it, Gwen said, voice muffled by the mask. I didnt order anything for you, in case you didnt like it. There are frozen storebought dumplings in the freezer.
Dumplings? Ive worked all day! I want proper home cooking! I want borscht!
Borscht is a complicated dish. With my lack of talent Id ruin it. Mum said I cook without soul. Dumplings are foolproof: water, salt, ten minutes, and theyre done.
David wanted a fight, but Gwens icy stare stopped him. He boiled the dumplings, then washed the pot because she demanded, I wash dishes badly, I leave streaks, wash them yourself properly.
A week passed. The flat slowly lost its shine. Dust that Gwen used to swipe every two days now swirled in the sunlight. The sink filled with dishes David washed only what he needed at the moment, while Gwen used a single plate and cup and promptly cleaned them, stashing them in her own cupboard.
The laundry basket grew into a mountain of Davids socks, shirts and jeans. Gwen had no clothing woes she dropped her laundry at the launderette on her way to work or handwashed her own pieces.
David stalked around, crumpled, irritable and a little thinner from a diet of sandwiches and instant noodles.
Saturday morning the doorbell rang. It was Mrs. Hargreaves, turning up unannounced for her weekly inspection.
Open up, love! I brought pancakes, because I know youre starving on dry toast, she chirped, stepping into the hallway.
Her eyes fell on a heap of shoes at the entrance, then she moved into the living room and stared at the layer of dust on the telly, where someone presumably David had scrawled Clean me with a fingertip. On the coffee table lay empty mugs with dried tea bags and a pizza box.
My word! she gasped, clutching her chest. Whats happened here? Are you ill? Gwen! David! This is a pigsty!
Gwen emerged from the bedroom in a soft robe, hair brushed, a book in hand.
Good morning, Mrs. Hargreaves. Why a pigsty? Its just a flat, not a manor house.
What manor house? This is outright filth! David, how can you live like this?
David shuffled out of the kitchen, nibbling a stale biscuit. His shirt was rumpled, his trousers bore a smudge.
Mum, thats how we live
Gwen! Mrs. Hargreavess voice rose. Grab a rag this instant! Its a disgrace! Ill start a deep clean and youll help me. How can you let your husband stay in such a mess?
Gwen sat back in an armchair, crossed her legs and opened her book.
No, Mrs. Hargreaves. I wont pick up a rag. You told me last Sunday Im a bad housekeeper, that I wash wrong, that I have no talent. I accepted your criticism. Why should I waste effort on something Im not good at? Ill focus on what I do well my career and my rest.
Youre mocking me? the motherinlaw gasped. I only wanted to help!
Lesson learned. Ive dropped out of that class, Gwen replied.
David! Say something! Mrs. Hargreaves shrieked.
David looked from his wife to his mother, then at the mountain of dirty dishes.
Mum, what can I say? Youve been pushing her constantly. Shes tried, shes cleaned, and you keep finding fault. Thats why shes upset.
Im not upset, David, Gwen corrected. Ive simply streamlined my tasks. If my work is judged as zero or negative, the logical step is to stop spending energy on it.
Mrs. Hargreaves turned a shade of crimson. Ah, so thats it? Youve optimised the house? Fine, Ill do it all myself! A helpless daughterinlaw means a mother must rescue her son!
She ripped off her coat, grabbed a cloth and launched herself at the kitchen. For the next three hours the flat rang with the clatter of scrubbing, vacuuming and relentless commentary: Look at that grease! That cobweb! My dear boy, youre filthy!
All the while Gwen sipped her own coffee, read, and did nothing to help. David tried to assist his mother but was met with slaps of Dont get in the way! and Go eat, Ive got the cleaning.
By nightfall the flat gleamed. Mrs. Hargreaves, drenched and breathless, collapsed onto the sofa, her face flushed.
Water, she croaked.
Gwen fetched a glass of water and a tablet.
Thank you, Mrs. Hargreaves. You truly are a cleaning master. I could never have done it alone. See how good it is when a professional steps in?
Mrs. Hargreaves glared, but her strength to argue had faded.
I wont let this go, she whispered. David, you must divorce her. She doesnt love you. Shes lazy and selfish.
David stood by the window, stomach full of his mothers meatballs, the flat spotless, yet a wave of nausea rose. He saw how humiliating the scene was and realised that his mother would soon leave, leaving him with Gwen. If she kept her strike, the next week would be another nightmare, and his mother couldnt keep coming back age catches up.
Mum, he said quietly, Ill get you a cab home.
Youre kicking me out? she snapped, tears brimming.
No, just think you need a break.
When the door shut behind her, a crisp, sterile silence settled over the flat.
David walked back to the kitchen where Gwen was chopping a salad.
Gwen, he began hesitantly.
M?
Maybe its time to call it a day? Ive learned my lesson. Mum whatever.
What lesson, David? Gwen turned, a knife in hand. That you can live in a pigsty for a week, then a mother swoops in and does everything while you watch TV? Thats a terrible lesson.
No. I realised Im miserable without you. Im used to clean dishes and good food, but I never appreciated it. I thought it would just happen.
It doesnt just happen, she said. Its my life, my time, pulled from sleep, hobbies, rest. And when Im called clumsy, I lose the will to do anything.
Ill speak to my mum, David said firmly. Ill tell her to stop criticizing your cooking or cleaning. Otherwise we wont invite her again.
Thats words, David. I need actions.
Ill help. Really. Lets split chores. Ill vacuum, take out the rubbish, wash the dishes each evening.
Gwen eyed him skeptically.
The dishes? Every night?
Yes. And Ill do breakfast on weekends. Ill learn to fry the eggs the way you like.
She paused, weighing his promise.
Fine. Onemonth trial. If you break the agreement, Ill go on strike again. And believe me, your mother wont be back for cleaning her back cant take it.
Deal. What about dinner tonight?
Tonight we have leftovers of Mums meatballs. Tomorrow well see how youve behaved.
The following week was an eyeopener for David. The robot vacuum still needed a brush, the dirty dishes seemed to multiply, and socks had to be taken to the basket, not left in corners.
Wednesday evening Mrs. Hargreaves called.
How are you two? Not drowning in dust? Should I come Saturday and make borscht?
David, scrubbing a pan, pressed the phone to his shoulder.
No, mum, were fine. Weve got borscht Gwen made it, and its delicious.
Oh, lovely, lovely she replied. Just remember, Im watching.
Later, hearing the conversation, Gwen smiled for the first time in ages. She slipped behind David, rested her head on his shoulder and whispered, Theres still some grease on the handle.
I see it, David muttered, chuckling. Ill wipe it off. You rest now.
Mrs. Hargreaves didnt call for two weeks. She eventually returned, quieter, to enjoy a cup of tea. Gwen served a roast chicken with potatoes; the skin was golden, the aroma drifting down the hallway.
Mrs. Hargreaves took a bite, her lips twitching as if to comment on seasoning, but she met Davids steady gaze instead. He had smoothed the skirting boards before she arrived, fearing another cleanup tirade.
Its tasty, she managed. Good chicken.
Thank you, Gwen replied, smiling. I tried my best.
And the flat is tidy too, Mrs. Hargreaves added, looking around. Well done, David. Keep it up, and peace will stay.
From then on the criticism never fully vanished you cant change a mothers nature but it became a soft murmur that no one paid much heed to. Gwen finally understood that to be valued, she sometimes had to stop being invisible and show the worth of her unseen labour. And she never again feared being called a bad housekeeper. Being a happy woman mattered far more.












