My love, you know how it is. Hes having a tough timehis wifes thrown him out, hes been let go from work… Surely we cant just let him sleep at Kings Cross? William stared at his wife, fidgeting with a tea towel, looking as guilty as if hed smashed her favourite china. But it was only about his younger brother coming to stay.
Jessica exhaled deeply, her arms aching with Sainsburys bags, as she dropped them on the kitchen floor. It had been a frantic day at workmonth-end accounts, auditors poking their noses in, and now her back ached miserably. The last thing she wanted was to discuss the plight of her brother-in-law, whom shed seen no more than three times in their fifteen years of marriage.
Will, weve got a two-bed flat, not a hostel for wayward officers, she sighed, tugging off her boots. Eddies got a place of his own up in Nottingham. Why doesnt he go there?
He rents his place out, apparently, Will muttered. Helping pay the mortgage on a studio he bought for his son. Its all a bit of a mess, to be honest. He says he needs to sort himself in London, find proper work. Just a week, Jess. Maybe ten days at most. Just till hes done the interviews.
Jessica poured herself a glass of water, Will trailing behind her, eyes like a hopeful springer spaniel. He was a good husbandkind, gentle, hardworking. His one flaw: an utter inability to say no to his family, especially his perpetually struggling brother, Eddie, the black sheep always in need of coddling.
All right, Jessica relented with a wave of her hand, too exhausted to argue. A week it is. But be clear about our routine: early starts at six, bed by eleven, no parties or random guests.
Eddie turned up the very next evening, barging into the hallway with a huge checkered sports bag that smelt of stale train carriage and tangy sweat, and immediately filled the flat with his presence. He was larger than Will, louder, brasher.
Oh, house-proud Jess! he bellowed, going in for a hug Jessica dodged just in time. Look out, your new lodgers moved in! Ill be right as rainquiet as a mouse, as they say. Only need a bed and a plug socket, ha-ha!
The first three days went relatively smoothly. Eddie actually kept to himself: slept till midday on the sofa, headed out for job hunting, returned for tea. Granted, his appetite was staggering. Jessica was astounded to find a five-litre pot of stew, which used to last Will and her three to four days, vanished in a single afternoon. The cutlets shed made for two suppers were gone by morning.
Still a growing lad, thats me! Eddie would chuckle, sopping up the last of the gravy with bread. London air, works up a hunger!
Jessica bit her tongue, simply noting to buy more groceries for the week. He was a guest, after all.
But as the agreed week drew to a close, Jessica delicately brought it up over supper.
So, Eddie, any luck with work? she enquired.
Eddies face clouded, and he laid down his fork, adopting an expression of infinite loss.
Thing is, Jess, theres deception everywhere. They say a hundred grand salary, work when you want, then its all pyramid schemes or running about as a courier for peanuts. Im a qualified engineer. Cant just do anything. Buttheres one promising firm. Theyll call back Monday. Just need a few more days.
A few more days? Jessica echoed, glancing at her husband. William devoured his salad, eyes fixed on the ceiling.
You cant chuck me out over the weekend, can you? Eddie flashed his broad, disarming grin. Will and I can get to the garage for a boys catch-up like the good old days.
Jessica acquiesced. What were another two days, really?
But Monday turned into Tuesday, and then into Wednesday. The promising firm never rang. Eddie stopped even pretending to go out job-hunting. Jessica, upon returning from work, was always greeted by the same sight: the sofa pulled open, the TV blaring, biscuit crumbs and cup stains on the coffee table, and a heady mix of cheap deodorant and stale lager in the air.
Eddie, have you called about the job today? she asked, more than once.
I have, hed answer, without taking his eyes off the screen. H.R. ladys poorly. Theyll call next week. Jess, have we run out of mayo? I needed it for a sarnie but the fridge is bare.
The we grated on her nerves. Eddie now treated the flat like his own. He helped himself to Wills pricy hair products, cozying up under Jessicas favourite throw, grabbing the remote whenever she wanted the news.
A month passed. Rain became drizzle, then the first hints of spring crept in, but Jessicas home felt bleak and chaotic as ever.
One evening, she snapped. Will was tinkering with the toaster in the kitchen when she closed the door behind her.
We need a serious talk, Will. About Eddie.
Her husband instantly deflated.
Look, Jess, Ive spoken to him. He says itll all come good, he just needs a stroke of luck. I cant just kick my own brother out, you know? Mum would never forgive me. She always said family above all.
Your mother, bless her, lives in Sheffield. She doesnt see what this is doing to us. Our food bills doubled, the utilities are upEddie runs the taps for hours, never turns off the lights. And hes not even contributing!
He hasnt got any money, Will admitted quietly. His accounts are frozen from old debts. He only told me a few days ago. Promised hed pay us back once he gets a job. Please Jess, just a bit longer. Springs coming, construction will pick up, and if no office takes him, hell do labouring.
Just a bit longer. That phrase became the soundtrack of the following months.
Spring arrived and melted into summer. Eddie never started construction workcomplained of a hernia, said he couldnt lift anything. But he had no trouble lifting a pint in front of the telly. Jessica started noticing bottles missing from the drinks cabinetfirst quietly, then with the disappearance of Wills treasured single malt, a 50th birthday gift, the row became explosive.
I didnt touch it! Eddie shouted, spitting with rage. Dont you accuse me! Maybe you drank it, blaming me? Or Wills sneaking it!
Dont speak to my wife like that! Will tried to object, but feebly.
Control your wife! Eddie bit back. Cant spare a drink for family! Thats small-minded. Ill buy you a dozen bottles, soon as Im sorted!
That night, Jessica laid down her terms: either Eddie found somewhere else before the end of the week, or shed file for divorce and have the flat sold. The flat, after all, was purchased with her parents help and mostly paid off from her job as head accountant.
Wills face paled with genuine fear. He shuffled Eddie off to the balcony for a hushed, smoky discussion. Eddie scowled at Jessica for days but grew more subdued.
It seemed, at last, the tide had turned. Eddie claimed to have found a room in Croydon, would move in two weeks, salary pending from his new job as a night security guard.
Two more weeks, Jessica thought. She could handle two weeks.
A week later, Eddie walked in, arm in a cast.
Fell, Jess, he announced, mournful. Slipped on stairs and broke my wrist.
Jessica stared at the plaster, knowing full well: any shot at a new jobor a new roomwas dead. Eddie would be going nowhere.
What, youre not throwing an invalid onto the streets? he asked, well aware of the advantage. This time, Jessica saw the sneer in his eye. Hed found the perfect excuse.
Summer became hell. Eddie milked his injury for all it was worth. Jess, can you slice me some bread? Cant manage one-handed. Jess, help with my back, cant quite reach. Her response to the last made him steer clear of that trick again, but the air was now outright sour.
Will, desperate, avoided home, working late and accepting endless overtime, fleeing from the tension. Jessica, too, dragged her days out: coffee shops, long walksanything to avoid her flat, now Eddies kingdom.
Six months passed. Then eight. By now the cast had long since come off, but Eddie still needed to rest his wrist. Hed fully settled inrearranged the living room furniture, occasionally hosted dodgy mates when they were out (thanks to the neighbours tip-off). Every protest from Jessica was met with fury:
You lot owe me! Im family! Youre duty-bound to help! Two-bed flat, and youre hoarding space? Its not as if Im crashing in your bedroom!
Patience snapped in Novemberexactly one year since Eddies fateful arrival.
Jessica came home early with a migraine. Fumbling with her key, she froze at the front door. Music blared. Laughterdistinctly femaleechoed out.
Strangers womens boots stood in the hallmuddy, worn. A shabby synthetic jacket was slung on a hook. In the living room, an absolute scene: food stripped from their fridge cluttered the coffee table, a half-drunk bottle of vodka beside it. Eddie sprawled on the sofa, arm around a brassy blonde of indeterminate age. Both chain-smoked, flicking ash into the rug.
Oh, the hostess is home! Eddie slurred. We were just…relaxing. Meet Tracey! My muse!
Something inside Jessica clickedcold, sharp, final. No more sympathy, uncertainty, or fear of Wills reaction.
Out, she said, voice icy.
What? Eddie sneered. Jess, chill out. Tracell be off in a minute, were
Out. Both of you. Now. Five minutes.
You mad or something? Eddie hulked off the sofa, face mottling red. Wherem I meant to go tonight? This is my home too! My brothers flat! Who even are you? Just taking up space!
He advanced, raising an arm. Jessica didnt flinch. She pulled out her phone.
Im calling the police.
Go ahead! Eddie bellowed. They cant do a thing! Im a guestfamily! Will invited me!
Jessica pressed dial.
Police, please. There are intruders in my home, threatening violence, both clearly intoxicated. Not on the lease. Yes, I am the owner. Waiting.
Tracey, hearing the word police, sobered up in a flash, grabbed her things and bolted, mumbling about not knowing anything. Eddie stayed, glaring.
Well, well see, shall we? Wills coming home. Youll regret this. Grass your brother-in-law up to the coppers? Despicable, Jess.
Jessica shut herself in the kitchen and rang Will.
Ive called the police, she said flatly when he answered. Your brother brought home some woman, theyre drinking, smoking, and he threatened me. If you make excuses for him nowIm done. Ill file for divorce tomorrow.
There was a slow silence. Then Will replied, sounding hollow, Im on my way. Do what you need to. I cant take any more.
The police arrived within fifteen minutestwo tired, no-nonsense constables.
Whose home is this? the older one enquired, eyeing the beer-soaked carpet and unsteady Eddie on the sofa.
I am, Jessica presented her I.D. and land registry print-out. Joint ownership with my husband. This gentleman is not registered here, and I do not give consent for him to stay. Hes aggressive, threatening. Id like him removed.
The constable turned to Eddie. Your I.D., please.
Eddie grudgingly fished out his wallet. Im the brother! Ive a right to be here! Guest!
The constable flipped through the passport. Nottingham address, London not on record. The owner demands you vacate. Theres no reason for you to be here without her agreement. Pack your things.
Youve no right! Eddie yelped. Wait till Will gets herehell argue my case!
If your brother returns and confirms permission, thats a civil matteryoull have to argue in court, the officer explained. But right now, he isnt here, and the co-owner requires you to leave. Youre also intoxicated and disturbing the peaceneighbours have already complained. Either leave quietly, or well escort you to the station for breach of the peace, and you could be charged.
Eddie cast his eyes between police and Jessica, arms folded sternly. At last, he realised hed run out of options.
Fine, he spat. Keep your precious flat. But youll regret this.
He stuffed belongings into his bag, muttering, knocking into furniture on purpose. The police watched coolly.
Just then, Will stepped through the doorway, looking ten years older.
Will! Eddie barked. Say something! Shes chucking me out! Your wife! Me!
Will surveyed the roomcigarette burns, vodka, Jessicas determined face.
Go, Eddie, Will said, voice barely above a whisper.
What? Eddie gasped, outraged. Youre picking her over me?
Youve lived here a year, at our expense, Will replied quietly. Youve lied, bullied my wife, trashed our home. I put up with it because youre family. But tonight, you crossed a line. Go back to Nottingham or wherever you fancy. Im not giving you another penny.
Eddies mouth hung open. He hadnt expected this from gentle Will.
Stuff you then! He spat on the floor. Youre all a bunch of losers. Dont call me, ever!
He stormed out. The officers followed him to make sure he left the building.
Thank you, Jessica said to the sergeant.
Change your locks, he advised. Relatives like these have a nasty habit of coming back.
Once the door was locked, silence fell. Will opened the living room window wide, cold November air biting in, clearing the haze of smoke and stale beer. He quietly began picking up cigarette butts from the rug.
Jessica placed a hand on his shoulder.
Im sorry, Will mumbled, not looking up. I shouldve done this sooner.
Its over, thats what matters, Jessica replied.
That weekend, they blitzed the flatchucked Eddies sofa out (it was beyond saving), and called a locksmith for a new lock barrel, Wills idea without a single prompt.
Eddie tried calling a few times from unknown numbers, demanding train fare, making threats and pleas. Will simply hung up and blocked contact.
Gradually, life settled back. Jessica once again loved coming homea warm meal, peace, no rank smells of someone elses sweat. Will, finally, seemed to have learnt the hardest lesson: Family are those who treat you with care and respectnot those who bleed you dry under the pretext of kin.
Sometimes, it takes living through a year of misery to learn the value of your own boundaries, and to cherish the calm of your own home.
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