You do realise Dads got sciatica, dont you? He cant manage on the sofa; hell seize up for days. And Mum barely sleepsshe needs complete silence and total darkness, but the streetlamp shines right in if theyre in the lounge. We can cope for a week, cant we? Surely were not that precious?
Emily froze mid-stir with her ladle, forgetting all about the soup. A thin stream trickled back into the saucepan as her husbands words settled slowly in her mindthick and sluggish, like cold syrup. She turned to face Tom, who was avoiding her gaze, fascinated by the faded pattern on the oilcloth.
Hold on, Tom. Let me make sure Ive understood you. Your parents are coming over for all of Christmas, from the twenty-fourth to the secondwe agreed on that. But now youre suggesting we give them our bedroom, with the orthopaedic mattress we spent two months picking out and spent a fortune on, and move into the lounge ourselves?
Tom finally met her eyesguilt and stubbornness warring in their depths. Well, yes. Whats so terrible? They are my parents. Its just good manners, respect for elders. I cant put Dad on that fold-out sofatheres a spring poking out, hed never forgive me.
Emily nodded. I know its impossible to sleep on that thingthats precisely why we dont use it. But you seem to be forgetting something. I have a dodgy back too, thanks to that crashremember? And unlike your parents, I have to be back at work straight after New Year, closing the annual accounts.
Please, Em, dont startTom winced as if he had toothache. Ive sorted it already. We wont even bother with the sofa. I borrowed a double airbed from Daveproper high, almost like a real bed. Well set it up in the loungejust like camping, remember? Bit of romance, like we used to have.
Emily set the ladle down calmly, her irritation bubbling like the soup on the hob. Romance? On the floor? At thirty-eight? This isnt a holiday, Tom its my home. The only spot I actually get to rest. Your mum gets up at six and starts clattering about. If were in the lounge, which is basically open to the kitchen, well be up with her whether we like it or not.
Tom frowned. Ill ask her to be quiethe said, uncertain. Em, please. Try to see it from their side. Theyve bought their tickets and everything. Theyre coming for the grandchildrenfor us. Can we really be so selfish? I promised Mum theyd be comfortableshe was worried about putting us out, but I said, Mum, dont be silly, youll sleep like royalty.
Ah, so youve already promised Emily said, voice tight. Didnt even ask what I thought? Just decided to offer up our bedroommy restlike it was nothing?
I was only trying to do whats best!Tom bristled. Dont make me out to be the villain. I just want my parents to be comfortable. Theyre not getting any younger.
The row ended in silence. Emily retreated to the bathroom, sat on the edge of the tub, staring at her reflection, hands trembling. She loved Tom, cherished their little, still-mortgaged flat. But visits from his parents were always a trial. Jean was loud, bossy, and set in her ways. Bill barely said a word, but his expectations were high and his nerves delicate.
Emily knew, deep down, shed lost. If she put her foot down, shed be painted as the villain not just by her mother-in-law, but by Tom, who would mope around like a scolded schoolboy, sighing about his cold-hearted wife.
Preparing for the invasion was like a military operation. Emily cleared space in the wardrobe, hung her dresses in the hall, hid her expensive skincare in the linen cupboardJean was infamous for just trying things out and then complaining about the smell or texture.
See? Everything fits! Tom said cheerfully, pumping air into the monstrous blue mattress that dominated the living room. Just feel that! Bouncy as anything! I had a go myselfits magic!
Emily eyed the inflatable monster blocking the way to the balcony, the harsh scent of rubber filling the air. Magic, is it? Sheets wont stay putits slippery. And the floors freezing.
Well tuck a wool blanket underneath, Tom countered immediately.
On the morning of Christmas Eve at precisely seven o’clock, the doorbell rang. In marched Jeanenormous faux-fur hat, filling the hallway with her presence. At last! That train journey was a nightmarethe guard was a misery, and it was impossible to get a decent cup of tea! Emily, youre so pale, loveare you sleeping properly? Bill, mind the suitcasetheres pickled onions inside!
Bill grunted, wrestling two enormous bags past the threshold, looking for slippers as soon as he entered.
Come in, take your coats offbreakfast is ready, Emily smiled, though her head throbbed from staying up all night finishing work before the holidays.
Jean made straight for the bedroom, inspecting everything. Well, its tidy, at least, she pronounced, running a finger along the headboard. Curtains are a bit dull, mindId go for something cheerier. And this mattressTom told me its orthopaedic? Looks awfully stiff. Bill, try it, see how your back feels.
Bill obediently lay down, coat and all. Emily gritted her teeth, saying nothing.
Itll do, he muttered. These pillows, thoughtheyre all shapes. You dont have any normal ones? Feather?
Only the ergonomic kind, Bill, Emily replied briskly. Good for your neck.
Oh, is it now Jean scoffed. We always managed fine with feathersnever did us any harm. Anyway, well manage. Tom, where are you and Emily sleeping? Lounge?
Yup, MumTom said, triumphant. Brilliant airbed, youll see.
The day whirled by in a frenzycooking, chopping, Jeans endless updates about ailments, neighbourhood scandals, politics. Emily felt like a servant in her own home. Sit for two minutes with coffee, and Jean would pipe up: Emily, love, could you swap the kitchen towel? or, Did you remember to get brown bread? Bill wont touch white.
Nightfall brought fresh peril.
Toms king of comfort turned out to be torture. Every time one shifted, the other would bounce like on a trampoline. The airbed squeaked at every breath, sheets tangled up in a ball not an hour in, and the floor sent numbing cold up through the blanket.
Emily lay on her back, watching the fairy lights outside flicker on the ceiling, Toms snoring rattling beside her, her own spine throbbing fiercely. The airbed offered no support, letting her body sag awkwardly.
At three in the morning, the bedroom door creaked open; Bill shuffled by to the bathroom in his slippers. Half an hour later, Jean came through for a drink of water, putting on the corridor light each time and glaring directly into Emilys face.
By New Years Eve, Emily woke convinced shed been beaten with sticks. Her neck was stiff, her back in agony.
Morning! Jean chirped, sweeping out in a silk dressing gown Emily had bought her years ago. Slept like a babythe silence, the comfort! Mattress a bit firm, thoughBill says his hips gone numb. You do pick the hardest ones.
Emily brewed coffee in silence, fighting back tears.
Good heavens, you two look a stateJean remarked. Tom, youve got bags under your eyes. Is it uncomfortable on the airbed?
Its fine, Mum, just getting used to it, Tom yawned, rubbing a dead arm.
Young people can sleep anywhereeven on nails, Jean chuckled. Emily, darling, did you put pickles in the potato salad? I use fresh cucumberso much nicer. And the mayonnaise, little heavy isnt it?
Emily turned slowly to face her. Jean, I make the potato salad the way my family like it. If you want it differently, feel free to make your ownfresh cucumbers in the fridge.
The kitchen fell silent. Jean pursed her lips, Tom looked frightened.
No need to be so sharp, Jean sulked. Just trying to help, as another woman of experience. Bill, you heard that? I cant say a word in my own sons home.
Em, reallyTom started, pleading.
Im going for a shower, Emily cut him off and left.
There she saw her favourite shampoo dumped out the way, Jeans lotions filling the shelf, someone elses hair on her loofah. But the worst was to comeher precious, expensive anti-ageing face cream, which shed saved for, sat open, a deep gouge where someone had scooped out nearly a third.
Emily stormed out, pot in hand. Jean, did you use my face cream?
That one? Jean didnt look round from the telly. Oh yes, Bills heels were like sandpaper, awful after that journey. Youve so many pots I thought Id grab a moisturiser. Lovely stuff! Sinks right in. Why, is it precious?
You put that creamcosting over a hundred poundson his feet?
How much? – Jean shrieked. Have you lost your mind? A hundred quid, for a bit of lotion? Tom, do you know what she spends your money on? And there we are, buying you socks!
Its my money, Emily replied icily. I earned it, and that was my own cream.
Oh, arent we the princess now! Jean clapped her hands. Imagine caring more about cream than Bills poor feet. Selfish, thats what I always say.
Tom stood, shifting helplessly from foot to foot.
EmilyMum didnt know how dear it waswell get you more, I promise, okay? Please, its New Years Eve.
Something snapped in Emily. The restraint shed worn all week finally split wide open, like the airbed when pricked with a pin. She looked at Tom, still unwilling to truly take sides; at the offensive blue mattress, Jeans smug face.
Youre right, Tom, she said, startlingly calm. Its a holiday. And I dont want to spoil it with tantrums or stinginess.
She strode to the hallway.
Wherere you going? Tom asked, anxious now.
Out. Ill be back soon.
On the frozen pavement, the cold cleared her mind. She pulled out her phone and booked herself a room at an upmarket spa hotel. Price for New Years Eve was sky-highhalf a months salarybut she didnt care.
There was a King-size suite freehuge bed, Jacuzzi, breakfast brought to her room. Emily paid without hesitation.
Back in the flat, she packed her things calmly. Tom hovered, confused and desperate.
What are you doing? Where are you going? Mums?
No, Tom, Im not running home like a child. Im going to a hotel.
What about New Year? What about the family?
The family is all here, Emily zipped up her bag, meeting him squarely. You wanted your parents to be comfortable. They are. Enjoy your romance on the airbed. I am going somewhere I can stretch out, have my own bathroom, and not hide my toiletries in the drawer.
Youre abandoning mewith them? Terror coloured Toms voice. Emily, please! I cant explain this to Mum!
Just tell her the truththat your wifes a selfish spendthrift, off to fritter away the budget for her comfort. Shell relish that over the turkey.
Emily, donthe tried, clutching her arm. You cant just leave! This is our home!
Exactly. And if theres no space in my home for me, Ill find it somewhere else, for cash. Ill be back on the second, when theyve gone for their big day out. Or on the third. I havent decided.
Jean appeared at the kitchen door. Whats going on? Wheres she off to in the middle of the night?
Stay out of this, Mum! For the first time, Tom raised his voice.
Im taking a break, Jean, Emily beamed. Salads in the fridge. Goose is in the ovenjust needs switching on. Happy holidays.
She shrugged on her coat, grabbed her bag and left. Waiting for the lift, she heard a crescendo of panic from insideJean bellowing, Tom stammeringbut she was finally beyond caring.
The hotel was tranquilscented with pine and expensive perfume. The receptionist smiled, handing over her room key.
Stepping into the suite, Emily nearly cried for joy. Clean white linen, total silence, no smell of burnt onions or rubber. She slid out of her clothes, soaked in a long hot bath, ordered room servicechampagne and fruit.
Her phone filled up with missed calls. Tom, Jean, even Bill texting: Emily, come home, this isnt right. She switched it off.
She saw in the New Year in a fluffy bathrobe, sipping prosecco, watching fireworks over London from the tenth-floor window. Shed never spent New Year alone before. Against all expectation, it was the happiest shed felt in years. No one asked her to fetch, carry, tidy. She simply existed.
On New Years Day, Emily slept till midday. Her back stopped aching. She went for a massage, swam in the pool. Only that evening did she switch her phone on.
Ten missed calls from Tom. And one long message:
*Em, Im sorry. Im an idiot. The airbed burst at three in the morning. I slept on the floor. Mums been on my case all day; Dads grumpy. The goose burnt because no one knows how to use the oven timer. I see now how hard its been for you. Please come home. Well rethink this. Ill sort out a hotel for themor Ill sleep on the floor. Please, just come back.*
Emily smiled. Not yet, dear. The lesson had to sink in.
She returned on the third, exactly as planned. The flat was chaos: wellies in the hall, kitchen piled high with dirty dishes.
Tom sat on the collapsed airbed, unshaven, exhausted. He leapt to his feet when she appeared, looking as if the rescue team had arrived.
Jean emerged from the bedroomstill combative, but visibly wilted.
Out enjoying yourself, were you? She began, but stopped at Emilys calm gaze.
Emily radiated relaxation and quiet strength, setting down her bag.
Hello. How was the holiday?
Dreadful!Jean blurted. Toms come down with something, his backs gone. Weve lived on takeaway, my stomachs ruined. You left us in the lurch!
I didnt leave, I made room for you, Emily replied smoothly. You wanted comfort; you had it. I made sure I was comfortable too, so I wouldnt be sick and snappy.
Enough, Mum, Tom said, taking Emilys hands. We talked. Dad agreesit was wrong. Well move their things to the lounge now. I fixed the sofaput a board over the spring, its fine for sleeping. Youre back in the bedroom.
Emily arched an eyebrow. Hed fixed the sofahimself? Two nights on a cold floor really were an education.
What about your dads sciatica? she asked.
Turns out Dads fine as long as hes left alone, Bill called from the kitchen. Actually, we might go home a day early. Theres things to do, you know.
Jean opened her mouth, then closed it, defeated by her sons new-found resolve and her daughter-in-laws serenity.
Do what you want. Ive made a rod for my own backraising such a softie.
That evening, after Bill and Jean turned in on the sofa (which, it turned out, could be slept on if you tried), Emily and Tom stretched out in their own bed.
Did you really spend that much on a hotel? Tom whispered, cuddling her close.
Every penny. And I dont regret a thing.
Ill pay you backfrom my next paycheque.
Dont bother. Consider it the fee for your personal development workshop.
Tom was quiet for a moment, then nestled his head on her shoulder.
Ill never ask you to sleep on the floor again. I swear it. And Ill buy you a new face cream. The fancy one.
Ill hold you to that, Emily murmured in the darkness. And the airbedbin it. Or give it to someone you despise.
I already slashed it, Tom whispered. With the scissors. By accident. On New Years morning.
Emily burst out laughing at lastthe tension dissolved. She was home, in her own sanctuary, and her boundaries restored. It hadnt come cheap, but she now knew self-respect cost more than the poshest face cream.
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