My ex turned up out of the blue one Saturday afternoon, arms overflowing with an enormous bouquet of flowers, a box of chocolates, a bag full of gifts, and that old cheeky grin I hadnt seen in months. For a fleeting moment, I imagined hed come to say sorry or to finally talk about everything wed left unresolved. It struck me as oddsince our breakup, hed been cold and distant, as though Id never meant anything at all.
As soon as he stepped inside, he launched into a spiel about how much hed thought about me, how he missed me, that I was the one, and how hed finally realised his mistakes. He spoke so quickly it was as if hed memorised a script. I just sat there quietly, listening, not quite understanding where this sudden warmth was coming from after months of utter silence. He moved closer, wrapped his arms around me and whispered that he wanted us to get back whats ours.
Then came out a bottle of perfume, a silver bracelet, and a box with a letter insideall terribly romantic gestures. He started explaining that we ought to give things another try, that hed changed, and that he really wanted to do things properly with me. The whole thing set me on edgeit all seemed far too good to be true, especially given hed never been this thoughtful back when we were together.
The truth came out when I invited him to sit down and just bluntly asked what he was after. Thats when he started to get flustered, stumbling over his words. He finally mumbled something about a bit of a banking hiccup, needing a loan for a business venture that was allegedly for both our benefit, and that all he needed was one more signaturemine.
Thats when the penny dropped: the gifts, the flowers, the affectionate talkit was all an act to get me to sign.
I told him straight away that I wasnt going to sign anything. Instantly, his whole demeanour changed. The smile vanished, he tossed the flowers onto the coffee table, and started shouting about how I didnt trust him, that this was the opportunity of a lifetime. He talked to me as though I owed him something. He even had the nerve to say that if I still cared about him, Id help him. Everything fell apart as quickly as it had started.
When he realised I wasnt budging, he switched tactics. He said he was at his wits end without this loan, and that if I helped, hed come back to me for real and we could start fresh. It was shamelessmixing up talk of reconciliation with his financial woes. That was when I knew, once and for all, that every bit of this showthe presents, the flowers, the sweet wordswas just so Id lend him my signature.
In the end, when I repeated that I wouldnt sign a thing, he started gathering up nearly all the gifts. He took the chocolates, stuffed the perfume back into the bag, grabbed the bracelet, and left only the wilting flowers discarded on the floor. As he stormed out, he called me ungrateful and warned me not to claim he hadnt tried to save our relationship. He slammed the door behind him as if I was the one who owed him a favour.
And so, his little reconciliation lasted all of fifteen minutes.












