The mother-in-laws suggestion to move into her flat was obviously a calculated move.
Oh, thank you so much for the offer. Thats really generous. But well have to pass.
Jackies mother-in-laws face dropped a mile.
But why is that then? Are you just too proud?
No, not proud, really. Its just… well, weve got our own set-up the way we like it. Changing schools mid-year would be stressful for the kids. Plus, weve just done the place upeverythings new.
And your… well, Jackie paused, searching for a diplomatic word, but finally went with honesty, its full of sentimental things. The kids are small. Theyll break something or get jam all over it. Why put ourselves through that stress?
When Jackie got home from work, her husband was pacing in the hallway looking like a man waiting for the firing squad.
She calmly kicked off her shoes and went to the bedroom to change, then into the kitchen. Mark followed silently, shuffling behind her.
Jackie finally snapped, Are you going to start again? I told you: no!
Mark let out a long sigh.
Mum called again today, he said, rubbing his temples. Says her blood pressures up. Shes struggling out there with Gran and Granddadtheyre worse than toddlers these days. She cant manage by herself.
So? Jackie took a sip of cold water, hoping it would cool her growing irritation. She chose to move to the cottage.
She lets the flat out, gets a bit of money, fresh country air. She used to love it.
Loved it while she had energy, Mark admitted. Now she complains its lonely and hard work. Anyway… shes suggested we move into her three-bed flat.
Jackie stared at him before barking, No.
Why always no straight away? You didnt even let me finish! Mark threw his hands up. Look, the areas brilliant. Fifteen minutes to your office, twenty to mine. Theres a language school across the road for the kids, nice nursery in the garden. No more spending half our lives in traffic!
And we could let this place outthe mortgage would cover itself, even have extra left over.
Mark, are you hearing yourself? Jackie stepped closer, lowering her voice. Weve lived here for two and a half years. I picked every single plug socket! The kids have friends just a block over. This is finally our home. Ours!
What does it matter where you live when you only come home to sleep? Mark argued. We spend two hours each night getting home from work! The other place is a solid old Georgian, three-metre-high ceilings, thick walls, cant even hear the neighbours.
And décor last updated when I was still watching Blue Peter, Jackie shot back. Remember that stench? And most importantlyits not our home, its Janets flat.
Mum says she wont interfere. Shell stay at the cottage, just likes knowing someones keeping an eye on the place.
Jackie couldnt help but smirk.
Mark, do you have the memory of a goldfish? Remember when we were buying this place?
He looked away. Of course he remembered. Seven years they spent hopping from one rented bedsit to another, scraping together every spare penny.
When they finally scraped up a deposit, Mark took his mum out for tea. The plan was genius: sell mums huge city-centre three-bed, get her a nice two-bed and find somewhere decent for the two of them.
Janet nodded and smiled and said, Of course, darlings, you need space to grow.
They picked out properties. They daydreamed. And on the day they were meant to sign with the estate agent, Janet rang.
Remember what she said? Jackie went on, unrelenting, Ive thought about it… My area is just so posh, all the neighbours are lovely. How could I possibly go shuffling off to some new-build surrounded by tradesmen? No, I dont want that.
So off they went to the bank, mortgaged til the cows came home, and bought this flat in the outermost reaches of Greater London. By themselves. No prime real estate from Janet.
She made a mistake, she was scared of change, you know what its like when you get older, Mark mumbled. Shes different now. She says shes lonely. Wants the grandkids around.
Wants the grandkids around? She sees them once a month when we come over with groceries, and within half an hour shes clutching her head because of all the noise.
Suddenly, six-year-old Archie thundered in, followed by four-year-old Molly.
Mum! Dad! Were hungry! yelled Archie. And Mollys broken my plane! I spent three hours on that kit and she smashed it!
Did not! Molly squeaked indignantly. It fell down itself!
Jackie sighed wearily.
All right, go wash your hands. Dinners soon. Mark, did you make the pasta?
Pastas done, he grumbled. And sausages.
As the kids rattled their chairs and Jackie plated up, the flat settled into silence. The topic was dropped until that night, as they climbed into bed.
***
Saturday required a trip to the cottageJanet had rung first thing, weakly telling them Granddads tablets had run out and her heart felt funny.
The journey took ninety minutes. Janet met them at the gate, age 63 and still the embodiment of done up to the ninesperfect blow dry, manicure, and a silk scarf jauntily knotted round her neck.
Oh, you made it, she offered her cheek for a kiss. Jackie, dear, are you putting on weight or is that just the blouse?
Morning, Janet. Its just a loose blouse, Jackie replied, swallowing the familiar barbed pleasantry.
Inside, Janets parents dozed in front of Bargain Hunt, barely grunting a hello.
Tea? Janet called from the kitchen. Theres some biscuits, though a bit stale Havent been out, dodgy knees, you know.
We brought a cake, Mark set the box down. Mum, lets talk. About the flat, you mentioned…
Janet immediately perked up.
Oh yes, Mark love, I just cant do it anymore. The fresh country airs all well and good, and your gran and granddad need me, but come winter its deathly dull. And letting out the flat? Strangers in my home, ruining everything, it breaks my heart!
Mum, your tenants are a nice family, Mark chimed in.
Nice! Last time I popped by, the curtain was wonky and it didnt smell rightcompletely not my scent. So why are you lot suffering in the sticks? Move in! Theres plenty of space.
Jackie exchanged a glance with Mark.
Janet… where will you be living? she asked directly.
Janet arched an eyebrow.
Here, obviously. With the folks. Though I might pop back sometimesdoctors appointments and such. I know all the GPs at my surgery.
How often is sometimes? Jackie asked.
Oh, maybe twice a week. Or if the weathers dreadful, perhaps a week at a time. And my room is my room. You cant put the kids in therelet them take the big room. My bedroom stays as is. You never know.
Jackie was losing patience.
So you want us to move into your three-bed, but keep one room locked for you? So four of us squeeze into the other two?
Dont close ituse it! Just please leave my things alone. And my sideboard. The crystals in there. And the books.
Mark, remember what I saiddont touch my library!
Mark shifted uncomfortably.
Mum, if we move in, wed need to sort out a kids roomput in some beds
Why beds? Sofas perfectly nice, it folds out. Your father bought it years ago. No need to splash out pointlessly!
Jackie stood abruptly.
Mark, lets have a word outside?
She stepped onto the porch without waiting, Mark sheepishly following, glancing warily back at the house.
Did you hear that? Jackie hissed. Dont touch the sofa, thats my room, Ill be dropping in whenever. Do you actually realise what this means?
Shes just afraid of change
No, Markshe wants us to babysit her flat for free! We wont even be able to move the wardrobe! Shell show up with her own key whenever she likes, giving me tips on curtain rails, soup recipes and bed-making!
But itd be closer to work… Mark mumbled feebly.
I couldnt care less about work! Id rather sit in the M25 for hours and know that, at night, I walk into my own home, where Im not on loan.
Mark stared at his shoes. He understood. Oh, he definitely understood. But the lure of the easy fix had almost reeled him in.
And another thing, Jackie folded her arms. Remember what happened with the flat swap? She bailed on us because prestige was more important. And now shes just bored. Wants a bit of entertainmentus, nearby, so she can keep us on our toes.
At that moment, Janet appeared at the door.
What are you two whispering about?
Jackie turned.
We wont get in your way. Were not moving in.
Nonsense, Janet snorted. Mark, are you going to let your wife make all the decisions while you just nod along?
Mark held his head high.
Mum, Jackies right. Were not moving. We have our own home.
Janet pursed her lips. She realised shed lost, but wasnt about to say it out loud.
Suit yourselves. I was only thinking of you. Try not to complain later, when youre stuck in traffic day in, day out.
We wont, Mark promised firmly. Were off, Mum. Need anything else from the chemist?
I dont need anything from you, thanks, Janet replied with as much dignity as she could muster before flouncing inside and slamming the door.
They drove home in silence. The traffic through London had miraculously vanished, but their area glowed angrily red on the sat-nav.
Are you cross? Jackie asked, stopped at the lights.
Mark shook his head. No. I just imagined Archie bouncing on Dads old sofa and Mum having a coronary. Youre right. It was a dreadful idea.
Ive no problem helping, Mark, Jackie said softly, putting a hand on his knee. We can do shopping, fetch prescriptions. If it gets really bad, well hire a carer. But we live in our place. Thats non-negotiable.
Distance is the secret to a healthy family Mark chuckled weakly.
Especially with my mum, he grinned.
***
Of course, Janet quietly held a grudge.
Turned out, shed already booted her tenants out, convinced her son and his wife would move in.
Jackie got a month of Mark being hounded on the phone by his mum. Mark held his groundhe didnt cave to the guilt trips. Turns out, its not so hard to say no when the situation really calls for it.












