Brought Trouble on Myself
Dad, whats with all the knickknacks? Did you rob an antiques shop? Christine raised her eyebrows, eyeing the white crochet doily her father had placed on her dresser. I never knew you had a taste for relics. To be honest, your style is just like Grans
Oh, Christine? Didnt expect you without a ring first, said Roger Smith as he walked out of the kitchen, trying not to look guilty.
No, I can see you werent expecting me. Christine pursed her lips and stepped into the living roomand saw more surprises. Dad Where did all this come from? Whats happening here?
She could hardly recognise her own flat.
When Gran left her the place, it looked dreadfully sadfaded wallpaper peeling off in places, a chunky old telly on a battered stand, rusty radiators and tired armchairs But it was hers. Christine had saved up enough by then to do it up properly. She chose clean, minimalist lines with a Scandinavian feelsoft whites and pale woods that made the two bedrooms light and spacious. With loving attention, she found curtains in just the right shade, laid out fluffy rugs, dotted tasteful accents around the space
Now, instead of her thick, light-blocking curtains, there was a cheap nylon net hanging at the window. The Italian sofa lay buried under a garish polyester throw covered in snarling tigers. On the coffee table sat a lurid pink plastic vase, stuffed with equally shocking artificial roses.
Worse yet, unfamiliar odours permeated the rooms. Oil spit and sizzled from the kitchen, mingling with the reek of fish and tobaccoa smell her father never carried.
Christine, you see Roger finally spoke, hesitantly. Its a bit awkward. Im not alone. Meant to tell you before, but it just never seemed the moment.
Not alone? Christine faltered. Dad, this was not the deal!
Come on, Christine, surely you understand my life didnt end with your mother. Im hardly an old man yet; Im not even close to the state pension. Dont I deserve a private life too?
Christine was briefly frozen with surprise. Of course, he had the right to datebut not in her own home!
Her parents had split a year earlier. Her mother took Rogers affair in stride, embracing self-improvement with her usual gusto. She had dozens of friends and no time for gloom. Roger, however, was gutted. He moved back to his old bachelor flatone hed been renting out for years. But when a tenant fell asleep with a lit cigarette, it was a disaster. He had neither the money nor the energy for repairs, and the place became a forgotten ruin. He kept it on, just in case, but living there was impossible: soot-stained walls, shattered windows, mould everywhere. It resembled a horror set more than a home.
Oh Christine, love, I cant live here Dangerous, and theres no way Ill finish the repairs before winter. Theres simply not the moneyIll freeze. Maybe its fate.
She couldnt see him suffer. The thought of him there, alone Especially when her flat now stood emptyshed recently married and moved in with her husband. Christine had no intention of renting out after seeing her fathers troubles.
Dad, why dont you move into mine for now? she offered. Everythings all set; youll be comfortable. Sort your flat out bit by bit, then move back in. Just one condition: no visitors.
Really? Oh, Christine, thank you! Youre a life-saver, truly. I promiseIll be quiet and keep everything in order.
Well, so much for quiet.
As she recalled the conversation, the bathroom door flew open trailing scented steam, and a woman in her fifties sauntered out. She was wearing Christines own favourite bathrobe, barely containing her ample figure.
Oh, Roger, I didnt know we had company, she said in a smoky voice, offering Christine a condescending smile. You might have warned meIm in my loungewear.
And you are? Christine narrowed her eyes. And why are you wearing my robe?
Im Janet, your fathers beloved. Why so uptight? I just borrowed the robeit was hanging around unused.
Christines temples throbbed with anger.
Take it off. Now. Her words came cold and firm.
Christine! her father begged, stepping between them. Now, come onno need for theatrics! Janet didnt mean
Janet just wandered into someone elses house and put on someone elses things! Christine snapped. Dad, have you lost your senses? You brought your girlfriend here and let her paw through my belongings?
Janet rolled her eyes, flounced to the lounge, and plopped herself heavily onto the tiger-streaked throw.
Youre a right piece of work, she declared. If I were Roger, Id tan your backside, never mind your age. Imagine talking to your father like that! The fact he wants to live with another woman isnt your concern, darling.
Christine was speechless. Some random woman was lecturing her in her own flat, sprawled on her own sofa?
Its not my concern, nountil it happens in my home.
My home? Janet raised an eyebrow and looked pointedly at Roger.
He stood frozen by the wall, shifting his gaze anxiously between his furious daughter and his brazen lover, silently hoping the storm would pass. But the weather was turning against him.
Ah, did my dear dad forget to mention? said Christine, her smile icy. Let me clarify: hes nothing here but a guest. This flat is minedown to the last saucepan. I let him stay, but I did not expect him entertaining his beloveds.
Janets cheeks flushed hot with embarrassment.
Roger? Whats she on about? You told me this was yours. Were you lying?
Roger tried hard to melt into the wallpaper, his ears crimson.
Well Janet, I didnt meanI have a place, just not this one. Didnt want to burden you with the details.
Didnt want to burden me? Grand! Now because of you Ive got cheek from your child!
Christine could take no more.
Out. She said it quietly.
What? Janet blinked.
Out. The both of you. Youve got an hour. After that, Ill get proper authorities involved. Let them in, I thoughtfoolish me
Christine headed for the door, but Roger finally peeled himself from the wall and grabbed her sleeve.
Love! You wouldnt toss your own father out? You know what the old place is likeIll rot there!
His grip tugged at her heart, stirring memories and the familiar pang of duty. For an instant, she faltered.
Then she glanced at Janet.
Janet sat bold as brass, leg kicked over the other, in Christines robe, glaring pure loathing. Christine knew if she relented now, that woman would soon change the locks and redecorate.
Dad, youre a grown man. Rent somewhere, Christine said, freeing her arm. You broke our deal. You brought a strange woman, let her use my things, and turned my home into a tip
Oh, keep your precious home! Janet cut in. Come on, Rogerdont abase yourself for her. You raised an ungrateful child
Half an hour of packing, and the verdict was settled. Her father left in silence, hunched like an old man. Christine would never forget the look in his eyesthe wounded stare of a beaten dog sent into a storm. Still, she stood firm, unmoving.
When theyd gone, the first thing she did was fling the windows wide, letting out the stench of fish, cigarettes, and cheap perfume. The robe, the throw, and everything Janet had touched went straight to the dustbin. The next day, she called for cleaning and a locksmith. She felt sick just handling what that woman had used.
Four days passed.
Her flat was peaceful again. No tacky flowers, no lingering aromas. She lived at her husbands now, but just knowing her old place was restored set her mind at ease.
She hadnt spoken to her father since. On the fourth day, the phone rang; it was Roger.
Hello Christine answered after a pause.
So, Christine His voice was thick with drink. You happy now? Janets gone. Left me, just packed up and went
Well, who could have guessed? she retorted. Let me guessshe saw your real flat, realised how much work it was, and bolted?
Roger sniffed.
Yes I got a heater, slept on an airbed. She lasted three nights, then called me a pauper and a liar, packed up, and went off to her sisters. She said Id wasted her time But we loved each other, Christine!
Love? You were both just after a cushy arrangementand neither of you got it.
He paused, but she could tell he wasnt finished.
I dont like being alone, Christine, he finally said. Its bleak here Can I come back? I swear, just me. Honest!
Christine lowered her gaze. Her father was somewhere out there, in the wreck he himself had createdfirst cheating her mother, then deceiving her, then spinning tales for Janet.
She did pity him. But sometimes compassion can be toxic.
No, Dad. I wont let you back, Christine replied. Get some builders in, fix the place. Learn to live with what you made. I can recommend some good people if you need. Thats all I can do.
Then she hung up.
Harsh? Maybe. But Christine would not allow anyone to stain her robe or her soul again. Some messes you simply have to keep outbecause some stains never come out at all.












