No ordinary Englishman would ever fancy a woman whos painfully skinny, do you know why?
For more than fifty years, weve been saddled with strict beauty standards and this obsession with thinness, ramped up relentlessly year after year. Now, women are expected to be rail-thin, like machines. Like it or not, its adapt or be left behindsociety treats you less like a person, more like a poodle youre supposed to groom to fit in. If you dont keep up, good luck getting promoted at work or attracting a proper gentleman.
Women track their weight as though each gram comes from Tiffanys, terrified of the scales tilting up. You hardly see normal, beautiful women with real curves on magazine covers anymore. But you know what? I stand firmly against all that, and so do my mates.
People are wonderfully uniquebig noses, small noses, flat faces, striking faces, fair hair or darkits all to be celebrated in my book. But to find a woman more attractive just because shes lost six stone? Thats completely bonkers. No down-to-earth Englishman would really want a woman like that.
Now, dont get me wrong, were not after women who are dangerously overweight with cheeks resting on their shoulders. But honestly, a bit of fullness is a bonus for me. Curvier women are often brilliant cooks.
Their fridges are always stocked, so youre never left starving or wondering where your next meal is coming from. They genuinely love food and enjoy sharing it with their loved ones.
If your lady is a bit of a dumpling, she wont starve you with some trendy diet or act sour, like a viper dreaming of gingerbread men. She wont serve up bland boiled barley with no meatthank you very much, had enough of that during my time in the forces.
You can always share a pizza and watch a film in the evening if you cant sleep. And tuck into some proper ice cream, together. Most importantly, she’s not obsessed with being treated like some goddess, so you dont have to constantly prove yourself. She genuinely appreciates your company. The slender sort with all their hang-ups, theyre often just putting on an act. So I chose a rounder woman, and Im the happiest Ive ever been.
