I’ll Make a Proper Man of Him – “My grandson will not be left-handed!” Tamara Margaret huffed with indignation. Denis turned to his mother-in-law, his eyes darkening with irritation. “And what’s wrong with that? Elijah was born left-handed. That’s simply who he is.” “A ‘quirk’!” Tamara Margaret snorted. “It’s not a quirk, it’s a defect. It’s not how things are done. The right hand has always been the right hand for a reason – the left is from the devil.” Denis barely stifled a laugh. The twenty-first century, and still his mother-in-law reasoned like a medieval villager. “Mrs. Margaret, modern medicine has proven—” “I don’t care about your medicine,” she interrupted. “I retrained my own son and he’s perfectly normal. Retrain Elijah, before it’s too late. Trust me – you’ll thank me one day.” She swept out of the kitchen, leaving Denis alone with his cooling coffee and a sour aftertaste from their conversation. At first, Denis dismissed it. His mother-in-law and her outdated views—so what? Every generation clings to its baggage of prejudice. He watched Tamara Margaret gently correct her grandson at the table, shifting Elijah’s spoon from his left hand to the right, thinking, It’s no big deal. Children are resilient. Granny’s oddities can’t do lasting harm. Elijah had been left-handed since birth. Denis remembered, even as a toddler of eighteen months, his son always reached for toys with his left hand. As he grew, he started drawing—awkwardly, clumsily, but always with his left. It just felt right, part of who Elijah was. Like his blue eyes or a birthmark on his cheek. But Tamara Margaret saw it differently. In her worldview, left-handedness was a flaw—a mistake of nature to be quickly fixed. Every time Elijah picked up a pencil in his left hand, his grandmother pursed her lips as if he were committing something indecent. “Right hand, Elijah. Use your right. No lefties in our family and none will start now.” “I retrained Roger and I’ll retrain you too.” Denis overheard her telling Olga the story of her “accomplishment”—how little Roger was “wrong” too, until she took matters into her own hands: tying his left hand down, policing every movement, punishing disobedience. The result? A “normal” man. The pride, the unshakeable confidence in her method made Denis feel uneasy. He didn’t see changes in Elijah immediately—only small things, at first. Elijah began hesitating before picking up something, his hand hovering uncertainly as if he faced a tough puzzle. He started glancing sideways—quick checks to see if Granny was watching. “Dad, which hand am I meant to use?” Elijah asked at dinner, fearfully eyeing his fork. “Whichever’s comfortable, son.” “But Granny says—” “Don’t mind Granny. Do what’s comfortable for you.” But comfort was gone. Elijah grew fumbling, hesitant, freezing mid-action. The self-assuredness of childhood was replaced by a painful awkwardness, as if he no longer trusted his own body. Olga saw it all. Denis noticed her lip bitten every time her mother shifted Elijah’s spoon. The downward glance whenever Mrs. Margaret launched into her lectures about “proper upbringing”. His wife, who’d grown up under her mother’s steamroller will, had learned to survive by not arguing—by simply waiting the storm out. Denis tried to talk about it. “Olga, this isn’t right. Look at him.” “Mum only wants what’s best.” “Is this really best? Can’t you see what’s happening?” Olga just shrugged and deflected. The lifelong habit of yielding ran deeper than motherly instinct. Each day it got worse. Tamara Margaret, emboldened, didn’t just correct Elijah—she narrated his every motion. Praised him when, by accident, he used his right hand. Sighed extravagantly at any slip to the left. “See, Elijah? You can do it! You just have to try. I made your uncle a proper man, and I’ll do just the same for you.” That’s when Denis decided to confront his mother-in-law. He waited until Elijah was off playing, then spoke directly. “Mrs. Margaret, please leave the boy alone. He’s left-handed. It’s perfectly normal. Don’t try to ‘fix’ him.” Her reaction was even stronger than expected. She puffed up as if gravely insulted. “Are you lecturing me? I raised three children, and you dare instruct me?” “I’m not instructing. I’m asking you: leave my son be.” “Your son? He’s Olga’s son too, isn’t he? That makes him my grandson, and I won’t let him grow up… like that.” The disgust she put in those two words stung. Denis knew there’d be no peaceful resolution. The next days became a cold war. Tamara Margaret ignored Denis, addressing him only through Olga. Denis responded in kind. Silence hung over the house, splitting occasionally into pointed little quarrels. “Olga, tell your husband there’s soup on the stove.” “Olga, tell Mum I’ll sort it myself.” Olga dashed between them, pale and exhausted. Elijah retreated to a lonely spot on the sofa with his tablet, trying to disappear. Denis’s idea struck on a Saturday morning as Tamara Margaret prepared her legendary roast. She sliced potatoes with her usual experienced efficiency. He positioned himself behind her. “You’re cutting them wrong.” She didn’t even look up. “Excuse me?” “The slices should be thinner. And cut lengthwise, not across.” She snorted and kept going. “I’m serious,” Denis pressed. “Nobody does it the way you do. You’re doing it wrong.” “Denis, I’ve been making roast like this for thirty years.” “And doing it wrong for thirty years. Let me show you.” He reached for the knife. She pulled her hand away sharply. “Have you lost your mind?” “No, I just want to help you do it the right way. Look—too much water, too much heat, the carrots go in at the wrong time—” “I’ve always done it this way! It’s how I like it!” “That’s no argument. You need to retrain yourself. Let’s start from scratch.” She paused, knife held mid-air, now visibly confused and offended. “What are you on about?” “The same thing you tell Elijah every day,” Denis leaned closer. “Retrain yourself. This way is wrong. It’s not how things are done. Use your other hand.” “That’s not the same thing at all!” “Isn’t it? Looks identical to me.” She set down the knife, face reddening with fury. “You dare compare my cooking to—! I’ve always done it this way because it’s comfortable!” “And Elijah finds it comfortable to use his left hand. But you still insist on changing him.” “That’s different! He’s a child, he can still change!” “And you’re a grown woman with stubborn habits. If no one changes you now, surely you’ll be as you are forever. So what right do you have to change him?” Her lips thinned. Anger flashed in her eyes. “How dare you? I raised three children! I retrained Roger, and he turned out just fine!” “And is he happy? Confident? Sure of himself?” Silence. Denis knew he’d hit a nerve. Roger, Olga’s elder brother, lived in another city and phoned their mother only twice a year. “I just wanted the best,” Tamara Margaret’s voice trembled. “Always.” “I believe you. But ‘the best’, in your eyes, means ‘what I decide is best’. Elijah is his own person. Small, but his own. With his own ways. And I won’t let you crush those out of him.” “Don’t you lecture me!” “I will, if you don’t stop. I’ll comment on every move you make—every habit, every little thing. We’ll see how long you last.” They faced off in the kitchen, mother-in-law and son-in-law—both at the end of their patience. “That’s petty and childish,” she bit out. “It’s exactly what you’re doing.” There was a crack in her composure. Denis saw it—a core of certainty fractured. Suddenly, Tamara Margaret seemed older, smaller, human, vulnerable. “I just… wanted to help.” She couldn’t finish her sentence. “I know. But it’s time to stop helping like this, or you won’t see your grandson anymore.” The roast started to boil over. Nobody moved. That evening, with Tamara Margaret in her room, Olga joined Denis on the sofa, curling up quietly by his side. “No one ever fought for me like that as a child,” her voice wavered. “Mum always just knew best. I… just accepted it.” Denis put his arm around her. “Not anymore. Not in our family. Your mother doesn’t get to force her views on anyone here. Ever again.” Olga nodded, squeezing his hand gratefully. From the children’s room, the soft sound of pencil on paper drifted in. Elijah was drawing. With his left hand. No one told him that was wrong ever again.

Ill make a proper person out of him!

My grandson will not be left-handed! declared Margaret Simmons, bristling with indignation.

James turned towards his mother-in-law and regarded her with a look that had darkened noticeably.

And whats so terrible about that? Oliver was born left-handed. Its a part of who he is.

A part, is it! Margaret scoffed, waving one bejewelled hand. Call it what you like. But its not right, never has been. The right hand has always been the one to use. The lefts just well, not.

James nearly burst out laughing. This was the twenty-first century, for goodness sake, and his mother-in-law still sounded like a peasant from medieval Essex.

Mrs. Simmons, medical experts have long since

I dont need modern medicine telling me whats what, she interjected briskly. I trained my own son out of it and he turned out perfectly fine. If youve any sense, youll start with Oliver before its too late. Youll thank me, trust me.

And with that, Margaret sashayed out of the kitchen, leaving James with a cooling mug of tea and a sense of unease that, for once, wasnt just down to the quality of his in-laws.

Initially, James shrugged it off. Margaret had her share of old-fashioned opinionswhat of it? Every generation lugs around their own basket of superstitions. Besides, he watched as she discreetly swapped Olivers spoon from left to right at the table, thinking, No real harm done. Kids brains are adaptable. Grannys little quirks wont scar him for life.

Oliver had always been a lefty. James still remembered the chubby fist that reached for building blocks at barely eighteen months, his son clutching crayons in his left pudgy hand when hed started doodlingwobbly, as all kids are, but resolutely left-handed. It felt as natural as Olivers blue-grey eyes or the dimple on his chin.

Margaret, though, had a different perspective. In her world-view, left-handedness was an aberration, a mistake of nature in urgent need of correction. Every time Oliver picked up a pencil with the wrong hand, his granny pursed her lips as though hed just recited rude words at the vicarage fete.

Oliver, darlingright hand, please. No, the right! We dont do that in this family.

I set George straight, and Ill set you straight too.

James heard her once, recounting her parenting triumph to his wife, Emily. The story went: Little George was a lefty oncewrong, but shed caught it in time. Used to tie a ribbon around his left wrist, watched him like a hawk, scolded every slip. Result: a proper man, as if he were a Sainsburys special. To listen to Margaret boast, youd think shed single-handedly invented normality and then exported it to her children.

It was oddly chilling.

James didnt notice immediate changes in his son. At first, it was insignificant: Oliver hesitating before taking something from the table. His hand would hover, frozen for a moment, as if he was solving a complex maths problem. Soon it became habita nervous glance towards Grandma, checking to see if she was watching.

Dad, which hand am I supposed to use?

Oliver asked at supper, eyes wide as he twisted his fork.

Whichever you like, mate.

But Grandma says

Dont listen to Grandma, just do what feels right.

But what felt right no longer did. Oliver grew clumsy, confused, forever second-guessing himself. His confident little movements were replaced by awkward, cautious fumbles, as if he no longer trusted his own body to do the simplest things.

Emily noticed. James saw the way she bit her lip when her mum rearranged Olivers cutlery, how she looked away during Margarets lectures on proper upbringing. Emily had learned not to quarrel; a childhood under her mothers heel had taught her that. Best to keep quiet and wait for the storm to pass.

James tried again.

Em, this isnt normal. Look at him.

Mum only means well.

Thats hardly the point! Cant you see what its doing to him?

She only shrugged, retreating from confrontation, old learned obedience stronger than any motherly instinct.

Things deteriorated rapidly. Margaret seemed energised by the conflict. No longer content with shifting Olivers fork, she provided running commentary on every gesture. Shed cheer when he happened to use his right hand, sigh deeply at the left.

There you are, Oliver! See? Its just about practice. I made a good man of your Uncle GeorgeIll make one of you, too.

James decided on a direct approach. He waited until Oliver was shut away in his room, busy with his toys.

Mrs. Simmons, lets leave the boy be. Hes left-handed. Its perfectly normal. Please, stop trying to change him.

Her reaction was more dramatic than hed anticipated. Margaret drew herself up, affronted.

Are you telling me what to do? I brought up three children, you know! And you think I need instructing?

Im not instructingIm asking you to leave Oliver alone.

Hes your son, yes, but hes Emilys too. Hes my grandson. I will not have him growing up like that.

The word that was loaded, sour with disapproval.

James realised polite conversation had left the building.

The house divided. Margaret addressed James only through Emily. He did likewise. The kitchen filled with tension so thick even Oliver retreated to his quiet corner with his tablet, desperate for invisibility.

Emily, tell your husband the soups on the stove.

James, Mum says

I know. Tell her Ill sort myself.

Emily, pale and exhausted, hovered between them. Oliver disappeared behind curtains of silence.

Then one Saturday, inspiration struck James as Margaret wielded the carving knife with her usual flair, attacking a cabbage for the Sunday roast.

He stood behind her, arms folded.

Youre not chopping it right.

Margaret stiffened. Excuse me?

It needs to be sliced finer. With the grain, not against. No one does it that way. Its wrong.

She snorted, continuing. Ive made this roast for thirty years.

And done it wrong all that time. Here, shall I show you?

He reached for the knife. Margaret jerked away in horror.

Lost your mind, have you?

Not at all. Just want you to do it the correct way. See? He gestured at the pot. Too much water. And your potatoeswrong sequence entirely.

Ive always cooked this way!

Not a reason. Youll have to retrain. Start again. Wont take long.

Margaret froze, staring at him as if hed suggested she wear her slippers to church.

What are you on about?

Exactly what you say to Oliver every day, James said, not unkindly. Retrain. Its not the proper way. Use the other hand. Do it differently.

Thats totally different!

Is it? To me, its exactly the same.

Margaret put the knife down, cheeks flushed with outrage.

Youre comparing my cooking tothis? This is ridiculous! I like it this way.

And Oliver likes it his way. How is that so hard to accept?

Its different! Hes a child. He can still change!

And youwhat, set in your ways? Beyond hope? Then what right have you to force him?

Margarets lips trembled, and her eyes glittered with anger.

How dare you! I raised three children! I sorted George out, hes fine now!

And does he call you? Is he happy? Confident?

Silence.

James knew hed struck a nerve. George, the fabled success story, now lived in Leeds and telephoned each Christmas, though more out of duty than longing.

I just wanted the best… Margarets voice wobbled.

I know. But your best isnt his best. Olivers his own person, even if hes only eight. I wont sit by while you squeeze that out of him.

Youre lecturing me now!?

I am. And Ill do it every time you criticise him. Every habit, every stir and slice. Lets see who caves in first.

They stood, adversaries in aprons, neither willing to step back.

Its petty and cruel, she hissed.

And you dont seem to get it any other way.

Something in her sagged; James saw itan inner framework that buckled. She looked suddenly older, smaller, more human.

I just I do care, she mumbled.

I know you do. Maybe just not like that anymore. Or else you won’t see your grandson again.

The roast bubbled on, neglected.

Later that evening, with Margaret retired to her room, Emily curled up quietly on the sofa beside James, resting her head on his shoulder.

Nobody ever stood up for me as a child, she whispered. Mum just always knew best. Always. And I just hoped she was right.

He hugged her tight.

In our house, your mum doesnt get the last word. Not anymore.

She squeezed his hand, relief and gratitude showing in her half-smile.

From upstairs came the soft swish of pencil on paper. In his room, Oliver was drawingleft-handed, of course. And nobody told him otherwise.

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I’ll Make a Proper Man of Him – “My grandson will not be left-handed!” Tamara Margaret huffed with indignation. Denis turned to his mother-in-law, his eyes darkening with irritation. “And what’s wrong with that? Elijah was born left-handed. That’s simply who he is.” “A ‘quirk’!” Tamara Margaret snorted. “It’s not a quirk, it’s a defect. It’s not how things are done. The right hand has always been the right hand for a reason – the left is from the devil.” Denis barely stifled a laugh. The twenty-first century, and still his mother-in-law reasoned like a medieval villager. “Mrs. Margaret, modern medicine has proven—” “I don’t care about your medicine,” she interrupted. “I retrained my own son and he’s perfectly normal. Retrain Elijah, before it’s too late. Trust me – you’ll thank me one day.” She swept out of the kitchen, leaving Denis alone with his cooling coffee and a sour aftertaste from their conversation. At first, Denis dismissed it. His mother-in-law and her outdated views—so what? Every generation clings to its baggage of prejudice. He watched Tamara Margaret gently correct her grandson at the table, shifting Elijah’s spoon from his left hand to the right, thinking, It’s no big deal. Children are resilient. Granny’s oddities can’t do lasting harm. Elijah had been left-handed since birth. Denis remembered, even as a toddler of eighteen months, his son always reached for toys with his left hand. As he grew, he started drawing—awkwardly, clumsily, but always with his left. It just felt right, part of who Elijah was. Like his blue eyes or a birthmark on his cheek. But Tamara Margaret saw it differently. In her worldview, left-handedness was a flaw—a mistake of nature to be quickly fixed. Every time Elijah picked up a pencil in his left hand, his grandmother pursed her lips as if he were committing something indecent. “Right hand, Elijah. Use your right. No lefties in our family and none will start now.” “I retrained Roger and I’ll retrain you too.” Denis overheard her telling Olga the story of her “accomplishment”—how little Roger was “wrong” too, until she took matters into her own hands: tying his left hand down, policing every movement, punishing disobedience. The result? A “normal” man. The pride, the unshakeable confidence in her method made Denis feel uneasy. He didn’t see changes in Elijah immediately—only small things, at first. Elijah began hesitating before picking up something, his hand hovering uncertainly as if he faced a tough puzzle. He started glancing sideways—quick checks to see if Granny was watching. “Dad, which hand am I meant to use?” Elijah asked at dinner, fearfully eyeing his fork. “Whichever’s comfortable, son.” “But Granny says—” “Don’t mind Granny. Do what’s comfortable for you.” But comfort was gone. Elijah grew fumbling, hesitant, freezing mid-action. The self-assuredness of childhood was replaced by a painful awkwardness, as if he no longer trusted his own body. Olga saw it all. Denis noticed her lip bitten every time her mother shifted Elijah’s spoon. The downward glance whenever Mrs. Margaret launched into her lectures about “proper upbringing”. His wife, who’d grown up under her mother’s steamroller will, had learned to survive by not arguing—by simply waiting the storm out. Denis tried to talk about it. “Olga, this isn’t right. Look at him.” “Mum only wants what’s best.” “Is this really best? Can’t you see what’s happening?” Olga just shrugged and deflected. The lifelong habit of yielding ran deeper than motherly instinct. Each day it got worse. Tamara Margaret, emboldened, didn’t just correct Elijah—she narrated his every motion. Praised him when, by accident, he used his right hand. Sighed extravagantly at any slip to the left. “See, Elijah? You can do it! You just have to try. I made your uncle a proper man, and I’ll do just the same for you.” That’s when Denis decided to confront his mother-in-law. He waited until Elijah was off playing, then spoke directly. “Mrs. Margaret, please leave the boy alone. He’s left-handed. It’s perfectly normal. Don’t try to ‘fix’ him.” Her reaction was even stronger than expected. She puffed up as if gravely insulted. “Are you lecturing me? I raised three children, and you dare instruct me?” “I’m not instructing. I’m asking you: leave my son be.” “Your son? He’s Olga’s son too, isn’t he? That makes him my grandson, and I won’t let him grow up… like that.” The disgust she put in those two words stung. Denis knew there’d be no peaceful resolution. The next days became a cold war. Tamara Margaret ignored Denis, addressing him only through Olga. Denis responded in kind. Silence hung over the house, splitting occasionally into pointed little quarrels. “Olga, tell your husband there’s soup on the stove.” “Olga, tell Mum I’ll sort it myself.” Olga dashed between them, pale and exhausted. Elijah retreated to a lonely spot on the sofa with his tablet, trying to disappear. Denis’s idea struck on a Saturday morning as Tamara Margaret prepared her legendary roast. She sliced potatoes with her usual experienced efficiency. He positioned himself behind her. “You’re cutting them wrong.” She didn’t even look up. “Excuse me?” “The slices should be thinner. And cut lengthwise, not across.” She snorted and kept going. “I’m serious,” Denis pressed. “Nobody does it the way you do. You’re doing it wrong.” “Denis, I’ve been making roast like this for thirty years.” “And doing it wrong for thirty years. Let me show you.” He reached for the knife. She pulled her hand away sharply. “Have you lost your mind?” “No, I just want to help you do it the right way. Look—too much water, too much heat, the carrots go in at the wrong time—” “I’ve always done it this way! It’s how I like it!” “That’s no argument. You need to retrain yourself. Let’s start from scratch.” She paused, knife held mid-air, now visibly confused and offended. “What are you on about?” “The same thing you tell Elijah every day,” Denis leaned closer. “Retrain yourself. This way is wrong. It’s not how things are done. Use your other hand.” “That’s not the same thing at all!” “Isn’t it? Looks identical to me.” She set down the knife, face reddening with fury. “You dare compare my cooking to—! I’ve always done it this way because it’s comfortable!” “And Elijah finds it comfortable to use his left hand. But you still insist on changing him.” “That’s different! He’s a child, he can still change!” “And you’re a grown woman with stubborn habits. If no one changes you now, surely you’ll be as you are forever. So what right do you have to change him?” Her lips thinned. Anger flashed in her eyes. “How dare you? I raised three children! I retrained Roger, and he turned out just fine!” “And is he happy? Confident? Sure of himself?” Silence. Denis knew he’d hit a nerve. Roger, Olga’s elder brother, lived in another city and phoned their mother only twice a year. “I just wanted the best,” Tamara Margaret’s voice trembled. “Always.” “I believe you. But ‘the best’, in your eyes, means ‘what I decide is best’. Elijah is his own person. Small, but his own. With his own ways. And I won’t let you crush those out of him.” “Don’t you lecture me!” “I will, if you don’t stop. I’ll comment on every move you make—every habit, every little thing. We’ll see how long you last.” They faced off in the kitchen, mother-in-law and son-in-law—both at the end of their patience. “That’s petty and childish,” she bit out. “It’s exactly what you’re doing.” There was a crack in her composure. Denis saw it—a core of certainty fractured. Suddenly, Tamara Margaret seemed older, smaller, human, vulnerable. “I just… wanted to help.” She couldn’t finish her sentence. “I know. But it’s time to stop helping like this, or you won’t see your grandson anymore.” The roast started to boil over. Nobody moved. That evening, with Tamara Margaret in her room, Olga joined Denis on the sofa, curling up quietly by his side. “No one ever fought for me like that as a child,” her voice wavered. “Mum always just knew best. I… just accepted it.” Denis put his arm around her. “Not anymore. Not in our family. Your mother doesn’t get to force her views on anyone here. Ever again.” Olga nodded, squeezing his hand gratefully. From the children’s room, the soft sound of pencil on paper drifted in. Elijah was drawing. With his left hand. No one told him that was wrong ever again.