How I Embarrassed My Mother-in-Law. I Bet She Still Remembers
This is a story from the very start of my married life, back when my wife and I had just tied the knot. There was something odd I picked up onnot about my wife, shes still the picture of perfection for me even now, but about her mother, my mother-in-law.
It all kicked off on our wedding day. She looked so stern and irritated, as if we were attending a funeral, not a celebration. Afterwards, her behaviour was equally peculiar. Since we were just starting out and hadnt yet saved up enough for our own place, we ended up living with her.
The moment we walked across her threshold, she greeted us with a kind of pitiable warmth that almost had me convinced she genuinely shared in our happiness. I figured her sour mood at the wedding was just her feeling under the weather, perhaps. Yet behind her half-hearted smile lurked a passive aggression that bled into our everyday life. Shed throw subtle little digs at me when no one else was listening.
For example, shed sometimes wake up in the middle of the night just to re-wash the dishes I had cleaned the previous evening. One night, I caught her in the act and asked what she was doing. She simply looked innocent and claimed the dishes were still dirty. It made me wonder if she was implying I was careless, and from that moment I was never entirely sure of her intentions.
For a long while, I mistook her pointed comments for caring advice and even confided in her about things like the little spats Id have with my wife.
It so happened that one of my close mates worked as a driver at the same company my mother-in-law did, and through her colleagues, gossip about our home life started getting back to me. According to her stories, I was the useless freeloader, while my wife was the villain, only interested in the flat.
Thats when it dawned on me that my mother-in-law wasnt quite on my side.
She was, if nothing else, fanatical about cleanliness. Her flat was spotlesshonestly, cleaner than an operating theatre. She demanded that my wife and I keep it just as tidy. We tried our absolute best, but nothing ever seemed to meet her standards.
One day, when she was headed off on a two-week business trip, she sternly warned us to keep the flat immaculate. The tiniest speck on the carpet or stray hair in the bathroom could send her into a tizzy; heaven forbid a pile of washing-up should be missed. When she was home, my wife and I would live in constant fear of leaving any mess.
But for her trip, we planned a mini-holiday from the cleaning routine, only tidying up in time for her return. Little did we know, shed purposely given us the wrong date, aiming to catch us out at a moment when the flat would be untidy. And she wasnt coming home aloneshe had carefully arranged to bring a gaggle of friends along, no doubt expecting to embarrass me in front of them.
Fortunately, my aforementioned mate caught wind of her plan and tipped me off. I was fuming when I found out, so I rolled up my sleeves and scrubbed the place until it sparkled, top to bottom. Then I waited.
When my mother-in-law finally arrived, she did so with all her friends in tow and the driver grinning at the door. They crept in quietly, trying not to give the game away, as if they were a band of circus performers on a covert mission.
Her face was a picture when she saw the flatcleaner even than shed ever managed, every surface gleaming. Her friends started mumbling, glancing at her, and I walked out confidently (just having stashed the hoover away) and quipped, Where did you find a carpet this spotless?
She was completely thrown. Frowning harder than ever, she inspected every nook and cranny, but I stood tall, thinking to myself, “You wont find a thing, not today!”
That day, my mother-in-law ended up the talk of her office for all the wrong reasons, and her habit of gossiping lost whatever audience it once had. People started to take my side in matters between us. I knocked her pride down a peg, and after seventeen years, Ill wager that day is still fresh in her memory.
Looking back, Ive learned that sometimes you have to stand your ground against those who try to put you down with cunning little schemes. After all, a little effort and preparation can turn the tables in your favourespecially when you least expect it.











