Good afternoon, Im your husbands mistress.
I paused, setting aside the magazine mock-up Id been reviewing, and stared at the attractive blonde who had appeared in the doorway of my office. She smirked and added briskly, Im afraid I have some rather distressing news for youIm pregnant. Naturally, its your husbands.
With practiced composure, I asked, Have you got any proof? She smiled triumphantly and drew a neatly folded paper, stamped with blue ink, from a costly leather handbag. Clearly, she had prepared for this visit.
I studied the document. It was official, not some crude forgery, which was no great surprise. If youre about to walk into a mans wifes office with such an announcement, a counterfeit just wouldnt do.
Very well, I nodded, it does appear that youre expecting. All thats left now is a paternity test to confirm my husband is the father, and everything will be arranged.
At this, the blonde seemed rather less certain. She stammered, Everything will be arranged?
I explained evenly, My husband will settle maintenance for you. Ill find you an excellent doctor, reserve a good private ward for your deliveryyoull be able to have your baby comfortably, with nothing to fear for yourself or the child.
The blonde grew agitated. But don’t you understand? Im having his baby. Hes meant to be a father to this child.
I explained, not unkindly, Our three children need their father too, and by the grace of God, they have him. But youve nothing to worry about. My husband will be part of your childs life. He’ll visit, and when the time comes, perhaps even take him by the hand to his first day of school. In fact, you may send your little one to us from time to time. We have first-rate nannies, and I adore children. It will give you some free time to sort out your own affairs. Believe me, thats no small thing for a mother.
She leapt up, clutching her expensive handbag until the leather creased, her beautiful features contorted in distress. Dont you get it? Im sleeping with your husband. Im carrying his child. He doesnt love youhe loves me!
I kept my composure. I felt a pang of sympathy for this still-very-young woman. Life, you see, has a way of sweeping away youthful fancieseven when those fancies involve catching yourself a ready-made, wealthy husband for nothing.
My dear, youre the fourth young lady to bring me news like this. The first didnt even think to bring a note from the doctor. The second and third came bearing forgeries. Oh, and there was one whose pregnancy was real, but a paternity test soon cleared things up. Neither my husband nor I have ever refused help when its needed. But even my kind-hearted husband will not tolerate outright deceit
The blonde looked completely adrift, but I pressed on. As for your affair with my husbandremember, he sleeps with me as well, and several other hopeful young women besides. What sort of wife would I be if I begrudged my beloved his weaknesses? It has never touched me or our children. Now, do leave your number. Tomorrow Ill arrange when and where youll have the paternity test; someone will call you.
Her composure cracked, and she fled the office. I lit a cigarette, my hand just a touch unsteady.
I had been awaiting this visit for some time, knowing well of my husbands latest fancy. I was able to stand my ground through the conversation, just as I had in the others, though it never came easily. In truth, it would have been simpler to let myself dissolve into tears and drama, to send my successful and wealthy husband into another womans arms.
Years back, he left his former wife for me, after I too arrived at her house with the news of my pregnancy. She had a spectacular outburstmy husband could never bear crying or scenes. He married me soon after, and I made sure to reinforce our union with two more children.
Deep down, I had always knownif a man strays from his wife once, with you, he wont stop the straying. Perhaps there will be more women vying for his attentions. But I will not make the same mistake as his last wife. No successor will find an inch of opportunity.
I will endure.
I will prevail.












