The Carer for the Wife — “What do you mean?” Lidia was sure she’d misheard. “I’m supposed to move out? Why? For what reason?” — “Oh, let’s not have a scene,” Edward grimaced. “What’s not clear? You’ve nothing left to care for here. Where you go is no concern of mine.” — “Ed, what is wrong with you? We were meant to get married, weren’t we?..” — “That was your idea, not mine. I never promised you anything like that.” At thirty-two, Lidia decided it was time to change her life dramatically and leave her little home village behind. What else was there for her here? Endure her mother’s constant nagging? Her mum never let up, always blaming Lidia’s divorce. “How could you lose your husband?” That Vaska wasn’t worth a kind word anyway—always drunk, always chasing after other women! She didn’t even understand how she’d managed to marry him, eight years ago. Divorce hadn’t upset Lidia in the slightest—if anything, it felt like a breath of fresh air. But her and her mum’s rows continued, now about money too, which was always in short supply. So she decided to head to the city and make her own way! Her school friend, Sophie, had done well—married to a widower for five years now. So what if he was sixteen years older, and not a looker? He had a flat, and money. And for heaven’s sake, Lidia was just as good as Sophie! — “At last! You’ve come to your senses!” Sophie cheered. “Pack up, you can stay with us at first and we’ll sort a job.” — “Your Vadim won’t mind?” Lidia questioned. — “As if! He does everything I ask anyway! Don’t worry, we’ll manage!” But Lidia didn’t stay with her friend for long. After a couple of weeks and her first paycheck, she rented a room of her own. Within two months, she got incredibly lucky. — “A lady like you working in the market?” said her regular customer, Mr. Edwards, full of sympathy. Lidia knew all her regulars by name by now. — “It’s cold and miserable—hardly fitting.” — “Needs must,” she sighed. “Money doesn’t grow on trees.” She added, half-joking: — “Or do you have a better offer?” Mr. Edwards hardly seemed a dream man in her eyes: twenty years older, soft from good living, balding and sharp-eyed. He picked over vegetables fussily and paid every penny exactly, but was always well dressed and drove a nice car—not some vagrant or drunk. He wore a wedding band, so as a husband he wasn’t a contender. — “You seem dependable, decent, and tidy,” he switched to an informal tone, “ever cared for an ill person?” — “As a matter of fact, yes. Nursed my neighbour after a stroke, her children were far away and couldn’t be bothered. They asked me to step in.” — “Perfect!” he said enthusiastically, then put on a grave face. “My wife, Tamara, has had a stroke too. Doctors say she’s unlikely to recover. I’ve brought her home but I can’t care for her. Will you help? I’ll pay well.” Lidia didn’t hesitate. Better to be warm—even if it meant cleaning bedpans—than freezing ten hours a day, dealing with picky market shoppers! Edwards even offered her accommodation in their home, so no rent to pay. — “They’ve three separate rooms! You could play five-a-side in there!” Lidia told her friend happily. “And they’ve got no children.” Tamara’s mother—quite the character, only 68 and recently remarried—was preoccupied with her new husband, so no one else could care for the invalid. — “Is she that unwell?” — “Oh yes… The poor woman’s flat on her back, can’t do a thing but mumble. No hope of getting better.” — “You sound almost glad?” Sophie gave her a sharp look. — “Of course I’m not glad,” Lidia said, eyes averted, “but when she’s… gone, Mr. Edwards will be single…” — “Are you serious, Lidia? Wishing someone gone over a flat?” — “I’m wishing nothing, just not missing my chance! Easy for you to say, you’re living in luxury!” They had a fierce argument and didn’t speak for half a year. When they next caught up, Lidia revealed her secret romance with Mr. Edwards. They couldn’t live without each other—or so it seemed—but he’d never leave his wife, he said, so for now, they’d carry on as lovers in secret. — “So you two are carrying on while his wife is bedridden in the next room?” Sophie disapproved. “You realise that’s vile? Or is it all about his supposed fortune?” — “I should’ve known you’d never have a kind word for me!” Lidia was hurt. They stopped talking again, but Lidia didn’t feel guilty (well, maybe only a little). Everyone acts so saintly! The comfortable never understand the desperate, as they say. No worries—she’d cope without her friend. She threw herself into caring for Tamara with devotion and energy. After her affair began with Ed, she took over every household task as well. A man needs more than bedroom pleasures—he needs good food, ironed shirts, clean floors, all that. Lidia thought Ed was perfectly happy, and she was too. She almost didn’t notice when Ed stopped paying her for caring for his wife—it didn’t occur to her, now they were as good as married. He gave her money for groceries and bits and pieces, and she managed the household budget, barely scraping by—but thought nothing of it. Ed was a factory manager, after all—his salary was good. No matter—when they married, it would all sort out. Their passion faded, Ed was less keen to come home, but Lidia blamed his constant fatigue—dealing with a sick wife. What was so tiring, though, since he barely spent a minute a day with Tamara, she couldn’t say, but she felt sorry for him. Even so, when Tamara passed away, Lidia cried. She’d devoted a year and a half to that woman—nothing could change that. She organised the funeral, too—Ed was overcome with grief. He gave her just enough money for the burial, but she made sure everything was done respectfully. No one could reproach her. Even the neighbours—who’d long gossiped about the affair—nodded approvingly at the funeral. The mother-in-law was happy too. Lidia never expected what came next. — “You understand you’re no longer needed here, so you’ve a week to leave,” Ed said coldly, ten days after the funeral. — “What do you mean?” Lidia was sure she’d misheard. “Where am I supposed to go? Why?” — “Oh, spare me the drama!” Ed grimaced. “It’s simple. There’s no one here for you to care for. Where you go isn’t my concern.” — “Ed, wait! Weren’t we getting married?..” — “That was your idea. I never agreed to anything.” The next morning, after a sleepless night, Lidia tried to talk to Ed again, but he repeated exactly what he’d said yesterday, adding, “Please move out quickly.” — “My fiancée wants to redo the place before the wedding,” he added. — “Fiancée? Who?” — “None of your business.” — “Oh, is that so? Fine. I’ll go, but you’ll pay me what I’m owed for my work first. Don’t look at me like that! You promised to pay me £400 a week. I only got that twice. You owe me £6,400.” — “Fast at arithmetic, aren’t you?” Ed sneered. “Don’t get your hopes up…” — “And there’s the housekeeping—pay up! Let’s call it £10,000 to keep it simple, and I’ll disappear without a fuss.” — “Or else what? Off to the courts? You’ve not got a contract.” — “I’ll tell Mrs. Anderson—I know she bought you this flat.” Trust me, once she hears, you’ll be jobless too. You know your mother-in-law better than I do. Edwards’ face changed, but he recovered quickly. — “Who’ll believe you? Stop threatening me. Just get out—I don’t want to see you again.” — “Three days, darling. No money, no peace,” Lidia packed up and went to a hostel. She’d put aside a bit from the housekeeping. On the fourth day, having heard nothing, she returned to the flat—and, perfectly, Mrs. Anderson was there. Lidia saw straight away Ed wasn’t going to pay, so she told everything to his mother-in-law. — “She’s talking nonsense! Making up stories!” Ed spluttered. — “I’d heard things at the funeral, but didn’t believe them,” the mother-in-law shot him a look. “Now it’s all clear. And to you, son-in-law, too—I trust you haven’t forgotten this flat is in my name?” Ed froze. — “So I don’t want to see you here in a week. No, in three days.” Mrs. Anderson made for the door, but paused by Lidia. — “And you, Lidia—still here? Waiting for a medal? Off you go!” Lidia fled that flat like she’d been stung. There was no chance she’d see any money now. Back to the market it would have to be—there’s always work there…
A Carer for the Wife What do you mean? Lydia thought shed misheard. Where do you want me to move?
We Refused to Let Our Daughter Back Home — But why wouldn’t you let her in? — Veronica finally asked the question that had haunted her most. — You always let her in before… Her mother gave a bitter smile. — Because I’m scared for you, Nicky. You think we don’t notice how you shrink away when your sister barges in at night? How you hide your textbooks so she won’t ruin them? She looks at you and gets angry. Angry because you’re normal. You have another life ahead of you, and she drowned hers at the bottom of a bottle… Veronica hunched her shoulders over her open textbook — in the next room, the storm was starting all over again. Dad hadn’t even taken off his coat — he stood in the hallway clutching his mobile, yelling. — Don’t give me that nonsense! — he roared into the phone. — Where’s all your money gone? It’s only been two weeks since payday! Two weeks, Larissa! Tanya poked her head out from the kitchen, listened to her husband’s shouting, then asked, — Again? Valeriy just waved his hand and put the phone on speaker — at once, they heard sobbing. Veronica’s older sister could have softened a stone, but her parents had grown calluses after so many years of torment. — What do you mean, “he kicked you out”? — Valeriy began pacing the narrow hallway. — He’s right. Who would put up with your constant “states of nothingness”? Have you looked in the mirror lately? You’re thirty, and you look like a battered stray. Veronica cracked her bedroom door open a couple of centimetres. — Dad, please… — the sobbing suddenly stopped. — He left all my things in the stairwell. I’ve got nowhere to go. It’s pouring out, freezing… can I come to you? Just for a few days to get a bit of sleep. Mum jerked forward, reaching for the phone, but Valeriy quickly turned away. — No! — he snapped. — You’re not setting foot here. We agreed last time, didn’t we? After you pawned the TV when we were away at the cottage, the door to this house was closed to you! — Mum! Mum, talk to him! — the phone screamed. Tanya covered her face with her hands. Her shoulders trembled. — Larissa, how could you… — she just said, not looking at her husband. — We took you to the doctor. You promised. The last treatment — they said it would last three years. You didn’t even make it a month! — Those “treatments” are rubbish! — Larissa snapped, her tone flipping from pitiful to aggressive. — They just suck money out of you! I’m suffering, can’t you see? Everything inside is burning, I can’t breathe! And you’re harping on about a television… He’s more sorry for it than me! I’ll get you a new one! — With what money? — Valeriy stopped, staring at a spot on the wall. — What money, when you’ve squandered every penny? Your mates lent it to you again? Or did you haul something more of his out of the flat? — It doesn’t matter! — snapped Larissa. — Dad, I’ve got nowhere to stay! You want me sleeping under a bridge? — Go to a shelter. Go anywhere, — his voice was cold and low. — But you’re not coming here. If I see you outside, I’ll change the locks. Veronica sat on her bed, knees hugged close. Usually, when her sister drove their parents into a rage, the anger would ricochet to her. — What are you doing just sitting there? On your phone again? You’ll turn out just like your sister, useless! — the same phrases she’d heard for three years. But tonight, nobody shouted at her. Nobody picked on her. Dad hung up, took off his coat and both parents went to the kitchen. Veronica crept softly out to the hallway. — Val, you can’t just turn her out like that, — her mother pleaded. — She’ll be lost. You know what she’s like when she’s… like that. She’s not herself… — Am I supposed to be responsible for her forever? — Dad slammed down the kettle. — I’m fifty-five, Tanya. I want to come home and just sit in an armchair. I don’t want to hide my wallet under a pillow! I don’t want to hear neighbours complaining about her showing up with a bunch of shady men and causing trouble! — She’s still our daughter, — Mum said softly. — She was a daughter until twenty. Now she’s just sucking the life out of us. She’s an alcoholic, Tanya. You can’t help someone who doesn’t want it. She likes this life. Wake up, find a bottle, and forget it all! The phone rang again. The parents hesitated, then Dad picked up. — Hello. — Dad… — it was Larissa, again. — I’m at the station. The police are walking around. If I stay, they’ll pick me up. Please… — Listen carefully, — he cut her off. — You’re not coming home. End of story. — So what then, should I just kill myself? — a pitiful threat in her voice. — Is that what you want? The morgue calling you next?! Veronica froze. This was Larissa’s “ace” when other tricks failed. It used to work: Mum would cry, Dad would reach for his heart, and her sister would get money, a bed, a meal, a clean-up. Not tonight. — Don’t threaten us, — Dad said. — You love yourself too much for that. Here’s what will happen… — What? — hope flickered in Larissa’s voice. — I’ll find you a room. The cheapest on the edge of town. I’ll pay one month’s rent. Give you some food money. That’s it. After that — you’re on your own. Find a job, get your act together and you’ll cope. If not — you’re back on the street and I won’t care. — A room?! Not even a flat? Dad, I can’t be alone. It’s scary. And what if the neighbours are dodgy? How am I supposed to manage with nothing? I’ve not even got bedding — that… so-and-so’s kept everything! — Your mum’ll pack bedlinen. We’ll leave it with the concierge. Pick it up outside. Don’t come up. I’ve said enough. — You devils! — screamed Larissa. — Your own daughter, kicked out! You’ve got your three-bed flat, and I’m meant to scurry around like a rat?! Mum finally lost it and grabbed the phone. — Larissa, that’s enough! — she yelled, Veronica jumped. — Dad’s right! It’s your last chance. Room or the street. Decide — tomorrow we won’t even do that! Silence on the line. — Fine, — Larissa muttered. — Just send me the address. And some money — to my card, right now. I’m hungry. — No money, — said Dad. — I’ll buy food and leave it in the bag. I know “what” you’ll spend it on. He hung up. Veronica decided it was time. She entered the kitchen, pretending she’d just come for a drink. She braced herself for a cascade of frustration — Dad would criticise her T-shirt, Mum would complain she didn’t care, was wandering around the house in the middle of a crisis… But her parents didn’t even turn. — Veronica, — said her mother quietly. — Yes, Mum? — In the wardrobe, top shelf, are some old sheets and pillowcases. Could you get them, please? Pack them into the blue holdall from the cupboard. — Okay, Mum. Veronica went off to do it, emptying out the old bag. She wondered how Larissa could possibly cope alone. The last time she’d cooked, she nearly ruined the kitchen. And… the drinking… Veronica knew her sister wouldn’t manage even two days. Back in her parents’ bedroom, Veronica climbed up for the linen. — Don’t forget the towels! — called Dad from the kitchen. — Already packed, — Veronica replied. She saw him gather coats, the bag and food bundles, and disappear without a word. He was clearly off to find that “hole” for Larissa. Veronica went to the kitchen, where her mum sat motionless. — Mum, do you want a pill? — she asked softly. Mum looked up, her voice flat. — You know, Nic… when she was small, I thought she’d grow up to be my helper. That we’d chat about everything. Now I just hope she remembers the address. Just makes it there… — She’ll manage, — Veronica squeezed her mum’s hand. — She always pulls through. — Not this time, — Mum shook her head. — Her eyes are different. Empty. Like there’s nothing left but the shell. I know you’re scared of her, too. Veronica was silent. She’d always thought her parents didn’t care how afraid she was — too busy saving “lost” Larissa. — I thought you didn’t care about me, — she whispered. Mum stroked her hair. — We do care. We just have no strength left. Like they say on airplanes: put your own mask on before the child’s. We’ve spent ten years trying to put the mask on her. Ten years, Nic! Priests, clinics, expensive courses, you name it. Now, we’re suffocating ourselves. A ring at the door. Veronica jumped. — Is that her? — she asked, fearful. — No, your dad’s got the keys. It’ll be the food delivery. Veronica opened the door to the courier, carried heavy bags to the kitchen, and unpacked grains, tinned food, oil, tea, sugar — nothing extraneous. — She won’t eat this, — she said about the buckwheat. — She likes ready meals. — If she wants to live, she’ll learn to cook, — Mum said with sudden determination. — We can’t baby her to the grave. An hour later, Dad returned, worn out. — Found it, — he growled. — Keys’re with me. The landlady’s a retired teacher — very strict. Says if she smells a whiff or hears a noise, Larissa’s out. I told her — do it at once. — Val… — sighed Mum. — What? No more lying. She deserves to know. He grabbed the bag and food, heading out. — I’ll leave these for the concierge. I’ll call her, tell her where to find them. Veronica, lock up behind me and if the phone rings, don’t answer. Dad left. Mum locked herself in the kitchen and sobbed. Veronica’s heart ached. How did it come to this? Her sister just drifting from one drink to the next, tormenting everyone… *** Her parents’ hopes were dashed — a week later, Valeriy got a call. The landlady had thrown Larissa out with the police’s help. She’d brought three men back and partied all night. Still, the parents didn’t abandon their daughter — Larissa was taken to a locked rehabilitation centre. They promised a year would change her. Maybe, just maybe, a miracle will happen…
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The Carer for the Wife — “What do you mean?” Lida thought she’d misheard him. “Where am I supposed to move? Why? For what reason?” — “Oh, do we really have to have this scene?” he grimaced. “What’s not clear? There’s no one left here for you to look after. Where you go isn’t my concern.” — “Ed, what? We were planning to get married, weren’t we?” — “That was all in your head. I never had any intentions like that.” At thirty-two, Lida decided to make a fresh start and leave her small hometown. What was there for her? Just her mother’s constant criticism – why, she’d never stop bringing up Lida’s divorce and blaming her for “losing” her husband. That ex, Vas, wasn’t worth a kind word anyway – a drunk and a womaniser! How had she managed to marry him eight years earlier? Truth be told, Lida felt relieved after the divorce—like she could finally breathe again. Still, the fights with her mother were endless—about the divorce, about never having enough money. At least she’d be better off moving to the city! Her old school friend, Sue, had married a widower years ago—so what if he was sixteen years older and no heartthrob? He had a flat and money. And Lida, she thought, was just as good as Sue! — “Thank goodness! You’ve come to your senses!” Sue cheered Lida’s plan. “Get packing—you can crash at ours for now. We’ll sort out a job.” — “Are you sure Mr. Peterson won’t mind?” Lida hesitated. — “Of course not! He does anything I ask. Don’t worry—we’ll manage!” But Lida didn’t outstay her welcome. After a couple of weeks—once she’d made her first pay—she rented a room. Then, remarkably, fortune smiled on her. — “Why on earth is a woman like you still working the market?” one of her regulars, Mr. Edward Barrington, asked sympathetically. By now, Lida knew all her regulars by name. — “It’s cold, it’s rough—but bills need paying,” she shrugged, then added playfully, “Or do you have a better offer?” Edward Barrington was not Prince Charming: at least twenty years her senior, getting pudgy and balding, with that sharp stare. He was fussy choosing his vegetables and always paid exactly to the penny. But he was tidily dressed and drove a nice car—not some bum or drunk. He did wear a wedding ring, though, so husband material he was not. — “You seem like a careful, reliable, tidy sort,” Edward slipped into ‘you’ easily enough, “Ever looked after an invalid before?” — “As a matter of fact, yes. I helped care for my neighbour when she had a stroke. Her kids lived too far, so they asked me.” — “Perfect!” he brightened, face shifting to sorrowful. “My wife, Tamara, has just had a stroke too. She’ll probably never recover… I brought her home, but there’s never time to care for her. Could you help? I’d pay you the going rate.” Lida didn’t have to think twice. Far better to be warm in someone’s flat—even if it meant emptying the commode—than freezing ten hours a day at the market. Even better, Edward offered her a room in their flat—no rent required! — “Three separate rooms—they’re huge! You could play football,” she enthused to Sue. “No kids in sight.” Tamara’s mother was a bit of a piece herself—sixty-eight and still acting young, a new husband distracting her. No one else to look after the patient. — “Is his wife truly that ill?” — “Oh yes… It’s bad. Poor woman’s like a log, can barely mumble. She’s unlikely to recover.” — “You’re not happy about that, are you?” Sue looked Lida hard in the eye. — “Course not!” Lida looked away. “But… Edward would be free after, wouldn’t he…” — “Lida, have you lost your mind? Hoping someone dies for a flat?!” — “I wish nobody anything—but I won’t miss my chance. Easy for you—your life is all roses!” They fell out, hard. Lida only told Sue about her affair with Edward six months later. Not that they could live without each other—but Edward would never leave his wife! That wasn’t the kind of man he was. So, for now, they’d just have their affair. — “So, you two are carrying on, and his dying wife is in the next room?” Sue didn’t approve. “Don’t you see how grim that is? Or do you just see his riches—if he has any at all?” — “I never get a kind word from you!” Lida snapped. They stopped talking, but Lida hardly felt guilty (well… maybe just a little). She cared for Tamara as devotedly as possible. Once the affair began, she also took over everything in the house—because a man needs looking after beyond the bedroom: feeds, clean shirts, ironed things, floors scrubbed, the works. As far as Lida could see, her “lover” was content. And honestly, so was she. She barely noticed that Edward had stopped paying her wages for caring for his wife. But what did money matter when they were “almost married” already? He gave her cash for groceries and she managed the budget, barely realising she was squeezing every penny. His salary, as a foreman, was nothing to sneeze at. But never mind—once they married, it’d be all sorted. Their passion faded, and Edward became less eager to come home, but Lida thought he was just tired from dealing with his sick wife. She couldn’t say how, though he barely visited Tamara daily. Still, she felt sorry for him. Of course, when Tamara finally passed away, Lida cried. She’d spent a year and a half caring for her—not time you could just write off. She handled the funeral arrangements too—Edward was “overwhelmed with grief.” He barely gave her enough for funeral costs, but she made it work, and nobody could fault her. Even the neighbours who frowned on her affair nodded approvingly at the funeral, as did his mother-in-law. The last thing Lida expected was what happened next. — “As you can see, I no longer need your assistance,” Edward said dryly, ten days after the funeral. “So, you’ve a week to move out.” — “What do you mean?” Lida thought she’d misheard him. “Where am I supposed to go? Why?!” — “Oh, spare me the drama,” he grimaced. “What’s not clear? There’s no one for you to care for now. Where you go is not my concern.” — “Ed, what are you doing? We were getting married, weren’t we?” — “You imagined all that. I had no such plans.” The next morning, after a sleepless night, Lida tried to talk to Edward again, but he repeated himself and told her to get a move on. — “My fiancée wants to get the place done up before the wedding,” he let slip. — “Fiancée? Who is she?” — “Not your business.” — “Oh, not my business? Fine. I’ll leave—but first, you pay me for the work I’ve done. Yes! Don’t look at me like that. You promised forty thousand a month and only paid twice. That means you owe me six hundred and forty thousand!” — “Look at you—quick with the numbers!” he sneered. “Dream on.” — “You owe for the cleaning and cooking too! All right—I won’t nitpick. Pay me a million, and we’ll part like ships at sea.” — “And what if I don’t? Ready to go to court? You haven’t even got a contract.” — “I’ll tell Tamsin—your mother-in-law. After all, she gave you this flat. Believe me, if I talk, you’ll lose your job too. You know her better than I do.” Edward paled, but recovered fast. — “Nobody will believe you. Quit the threats. And you know what? I don’t want to see you—get out, now!” — “Three days, darling. No million, there’ll be a scandal,” Lida said, packed her bags, and headed to a hostel. She’d managed to stash a little of the housekeeping money. On the fourth day, when he hadn’t returned her calls, she went back to Edward’s flat. Luckily, Tamsin, the mother-in-law, was there too. 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My Husband’s Family Invited Themselves to Our Holiday Cottage for Christmas Break, but I Refused to Hand Over the Keys — “So, we had a little chat and decided there’s no sense letting your cottage sit empty! We’ll take the kids there for the Christmas holidays—fresh air, nice big hill, and we’ll even heat up the sauna. Len, you’re always working anyway, and Vitya needs a break, though he insists he’d rather catch up on sleep. So give us the keys, we’ll pop round first thing tomorrow.” Svetlana, my husband’s sister, was shrieking down the phone so forcefully I had to hold it away from my ear. I stood in the middle of my kitchen, drying a plate, trying to get my head around what I’d just heard. The brazenness of my husband’s family was already a running joke, but this was a new level. “Hold on, Svet,” I said slowly, doing my best to keep the irritation out of my voice. “How did you come to this decision, exactly? With whom? The cottage isn’t a public park or a holiday camp. It’s our home—mine and Vitya’s. And we were planning on spending the holidays there ourselves.” She scoffed. “Oh, get over yourself! You were planning, honestly! Vitya told Mum you’d be spending Christmas at home, watching telly. You’ve got loads of space—two floors! We won’t bother you if you do decide to turn up, but honestly, best not—our crowd gets noisy. Gena’s inviting mates, barbecue, music—know what I mean? You and your books would just get bored.” My cheeks burned. I instantly pictured Gena’s rowdy mates, his taste for loud music and cheap spirits; their two teenagers who treated “no” as a foreign language; and my poor cottage—my pride, my savings for five years—turned upside-down. “No, Svet,” I said firmly. “You’ll get no keys from me. The place isn’t ready for guests. The heating system’s complicated, the septic’s temperamental, and I’m not having a load of strangers trashing my sanctuary.” “We’re strangers now, are we?” she squealed, finally pausing her chewing. “Your husband’s actual sister! And your own nephews! You’ve turned into a right cold cow with all that accountancy. I’ll tell Mum how you treat family!” The line went dead. I set the phone down, my fingers trembling. I knew this wasn’t over—soon Nina Petrovna, my notorious mother-in-law, would arrive with an ultimatum. Viktor came in moments later, trying to wrap an arm round me. “Len, bit harsh, wasn’t it? Svet’s a pest, but family’s family. They’ll be hurt.” I shook off his arm. The exhaustion and resolve in my eyes stopped him short. “Vitya, remember last May?” He winced. “I suppose…” “Suppose?” I snapped. “They came for a weekend ‘barbecue.’ They snapped Dad’s old apple tree, burned a hole in the front-room carpet with a coal, left mountains of filthy dishes with congealed grease—Svet claimed her manicure was too precious, said ‘You’ve got a dishwasher’, then stuffed it with food-covered crockery and blocked the drain! Remember the smashed vase? The trampled peonies?” “They were… just kids. Playing,” Viktor mumbled, examining the lino. “Kids? Your nephew’s fifteen, Vitya, your niece is thirteen! They’re hardly toddlers. They turned the sauna into a bonfire and almost burned the place down! And you’d let them in alone? In winter?” “They promised they’d behave… Gena said he’d watch them.” “Gena will only watch the vodka bottle. No, Vitya. I won’t budge. That cottage is my home, legally and otherwise. I spent my inheritance to fix it up. I know every timber. I’m not letting it become a pigsty.” We spent an evening in stubborn silence. Viktor tried (and failed) to watch telly, then retreated to the bedroom. I nursed a lukewarm tea and remembered scraping paint off pine logs with my bare hands. That house was more than a cottage; it was a dream, my sanctuary. Viktor’s lot saw it as a ‘free resort.’ Next morning, the bell rang. Through the peephole, I saw Nina Petrovna in her best mink hat, lips scarlet, clutching a massive carrier bag with a slab of frozen salmon poking out. “Open up, Lena! We need to talk!” she barked, ignoring basic greetings. She swept into the hallway like a ship in stormy waters. Viktor darted out but was met with a withering look: “Can’t a mother visit her son without an appointment? Put the kettle on. And fetch my valerian—I haven’t slept in two nights, thanks to you two.” At the table, she went straight for the jugular. “Now, what’s all this about? Why won’t you give Svetochka the keys? Genuine family—your husband’s sister—just asking to take the kids to the cottage for the holidays. There’s renovation dust everywhere in their flat. Your palace is sitting empty. Is it really so hard, Lena?” “Nina Petrovna,” I replied calmly, meeting her stare, “It’s not a palace—it’s a house that needs looking after. Svetlana’s ‘renovation’ has dragged on for five years. That’s no excuse to seize our property. And to be honest, I remember their last visit all too well. I still can’t get the smell of smoke out of the curtains, even though I asked them not to light up indoors.” “Oh, so they smoked, big deal!” she threw up her hands. “You care more about your things than about people. That’s materialism, Lena! We raised Vitya to be generous, not a skinflint. You can’t take the cottage to your grave, you know!” “Mum, Lena really poured her heart into that place…” said Viktor, in a rare show of courage. “Be quiet! Are you a man or a doormat? You let your wife run the show while your own sister and her kids freeze? Gena’s 45th is on the third—they’ve bought the steaks, invited half their mates. You’d have them humiliated in front of everyone?” “That’s not my problem,” I said coolly, “if they planned a party in someone else’s house without asking. That’s just rude, Nina Petrovna.” She paled with fury. Normally her sheer force flattened opposition—especially soft-touch Viktor. But I was no pushover. “Rude, is it? I took you in like a daughter, and you… Vitya, hear how she talks to me? If you don’t hand over the keys this instant, I swear I’ll curse that cottage. You’ll never see me there again!” “You don’t like the garden anyway,” I muttered. “You snake!” She shot to her feet, toppling her chair. “Vitya, give me the keys! I’ll pass them to Svet myself. Are you the man of this house, or what?” Viktor, torn in two, shrank under her glare. He remembered what it was like patching the porch after Gena’s last blunder with the barbecue… “Mum, Lena’s got the keys. We might go ourselves, anyway.” “Liar!” she snapped. “Fine—Svet will be here first thing. The keys had better be left out, along with instructions for the boiler, or you’re no son of mine. And you,” she jabbed at me, “will remember this day. The world goes round, Lena.” She stormed out. For a while, only the tick of the kitchen clock dared disturb the silence. “You’re not really giving them the keys, are you?” Viktor asked softly. “No. In fact, Vitya, tomorrow we head to the cottage ourselves. Early. The only way to keep them out is to actually be there. Your sister would climb in through the window if she decided she ‘needed’ to. This way, she’ll have to turn back.” “…This is war, Len.” “No. This is border control. Pack your things.” We left at dawn. London was magical in the frost, but we weren’t in festive spirits. Viktor fidgeted with his muted phone the whole way. When we got out, the cottage—pretty, warm, snow-topped—was a postcard. I breathed in relief. By noon, there were fairy lights, scent of pine, and mandarins in the air. Viktor, clearing the drive, found a rare contentment. I could see it. At three, trouble struck: cars sounding at the gate. Gena’s Jeep and another car, their whole lot spilling out: Svet, Gena, the teens, some random friends, and a huge Rottweiler without a muzzle. And of course, Nina Petrovna, looming like a general. Viktor hovered, shovel in hand; I pulled on my boots and went to the door. They yelled, rattled the latch, banged on the gate: “Let us in! Surprise! Might as well celebrate together since you’re here!” Hand on Viktor’s shoulder, I said, “We weren’t expecting guests—go celebrate elsewhere.” Svet scoffed and Gena waved a crate of vodka. “Come on, don’t be such a princess. We’ll be good…” “Keep your dog out of my garden!” I snapped as it lifted a leg on my topiary. “Oh, it’s only a tree!” Svet squealed. “Toilets are at the petrol station, five miles that way,” I said crisply. “This place is occupied. We’re here to relax. There’s no room for a party of ten plus a dog.” They stared, slow on the uptake—they’d expected their usual ambush tactic to work, especially with their matriarch in tow. “What, you’re keeping us out in the cold?” Nina Petrovna shrieked. “Vitya, say something!” Viktor, eyes pleading, looked at me. “If you open that gate,” I said levelly, “it’ll be an all-night booze-up. Dog will wreck the flowerbeds, kids will trash the upstairs, your sister will boss me around in my own kitchen, and Gena will chain-smoke all night. Our holiday—ruined. Is that what you want? Or do you want a peaceful Christmas with me? Your call, now.” Viktor turned to the mob at the gate—Gena kicking his tyres, Svet yelling, the kids pelting the house with snowballs, Nina Petrovna clutching her chest in operatic anguish. He straightened, walked to the gate and said—not loudly, but steady: “Mum, Svet. Lena’s right. We already said no keys. Turn around, please.” “What?!” they chorused. “You heard. This is my home too. I don’t want your circus here. Go.” Gena growled, trying to reach through the bars. “You… I’ll—” “Leave, Gena,” Viktor gripped the shovel. “Or I’ll call the police. This estate has private security.” “Strangers, are we now?!” Nina Petrovna gasped. “We’re off, then!” yelled Svet, yanking her family away. “You pair are mad! We’ll go to Tolyan’s place—proper people, even if it’s half-finished!” Engines revved. The motley crew trundled away, Svet flashing a rude sign. Silence returned, broken only by their dog’s signature ‘gift’ on my evergreen. Viktor sank onto the porch steps, head in hands. “God, the shame… my own mother…” I sat beside him. “It’s not shame, Vitya. It’s finally growing up. You stood up for us—our family, not theirs.” “She’ll never forgive me.” “She will—as soon as she wants something. That’s how they are. But they’ll know the boundary now.” “You think so?” “I know so. If not, at least we’ll have peace. Let’s get inside—I’ll make some mulled wine.” Inside, I drew the curtains, shutting out the cold and the past. That night was quiet and warm—companionable, not bitter. Three days of bliss—walks, steak-for-two, sauna, books. The phones stayed silent in family boycott. On January third, as predicted, Svet sent Viktor a photo—not an apology but a boast: bleak shed, battered stove, vodka and rowdy faces. “We’re having a ball without you—jealous?” I glanced at swollen-faced Gena in the mess, then at my husband, serene and dozing by the fire. “Nothing to envy, Svet,” I whispered, deleting the message. A week later, Nina Petrovna called—icily polite, asking Viktor to run her to the GP and mentioning the cottage not at all. The boundary was set. There’d be skirmishes yet, but our little fortress stood. And I realised: sometimes you have to be “bad” for others to stay true to yourself and protect your own. The cottage keys now live safe and sound—tucked away in my safe, just in case.
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