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My Frugal Friends Invited Me to Their Birthday Party—But I Came Home Hungry

My thrifty friends invited me to a birthday bash. I came home starving. I have some friends I affectionately

My Husband Wants Us to Give Up Our Bedroom for His Parents Over Every Holiday – While We Sleep on the Floor

My dear, you do realise Dads back is dreadful? David said, standing awkwardly by the kitchen door.

You’re Just Jealous “Mum, are you serious right now? The Savoy Grill? You know that’s at least a hundred quid per person for dinner.” James tossed his house keys onto the console with such force that they clattered against the wall. Anna glanced up from the stove, where she was stirring a thick sauce, and immediately noticed the pallor of her husband’s clenched knuckles gripping his phone. He listened to his mother for a few more minutes, then swore under his breath and abruptly hung up. “What’s happened?” Anna asked gently. Instead of replying, James collapsed heavily at the kitchen table, staring gloomily at his plate of potatoes. Anna turned off the burner, dried her hands on a tea towel, and sat across from him. “James…” “She’s lost the plot, Anna. Absolutely lost it now. Gone completely bonkers in her old age.” He looked up, and Anna’s heart tightened at the simultaneous anger and helplessness in his eyes. “Remember I told you about that bloke—Leonard—from the ballroom class?” Anna nodded. His mother had vaguely mentioned a new friend a month ago—some charming fellow from the local community centre who waltzed her around the dance floor and made her blush like a schoolgirl. It had seemed sweet: a 58-year-old widow, five years alone, finally meeting a kind gentleman at dance class. “Well.” James pushed his plate away. “She’s taken him to the Savoy. Three times in two weeks. Bought him a suit—four hundred quid. Last weekend, they spent two nights in Bath. Guess who paid for the boutique hotel and Roman Baths tour?” “Your mum.” “Bingo.” He rubbed a hand over his face. “She’s spent her savings—the stuff she’s put aside for emergencies, for the extension, all of it—on some man she’s known a month and a half. It’s a shambles.” Anna paused, choosing her words carefully. She knew her mother-in-law as open-hearted, dreamy, trusting—a hopeless romantic even after five decades of life. “James, listen…” She took his hand gently. “She’s a grown woman. It’s her money. Her choice. Let her be. She won’t hear you right now anyway.” “She’s making mistake after mistake!” “Yes. But it’s her right to make them. And honestly, love, you’re winding yourself up.” He shrugged but didn’t pull away. “I just hate watching her—” “I know. But you can’t live her life for her.” Anna squeezed his wrist. “She has to make her own mistakes. Even if we don’t like it. She’s not lost her wits.” He nodded moodily. *** Two months slipped by. Talk of Leonard faded—James’s mother called less often, was vague on the details, as though hiding something. Anna assumed the romance had fizzled out and stopped worrying. But then, on a Sunday evening, the doorbell rang and there was his mum, flushed with excitement. “Darlings! Oh, darlings!” She swept through the doorway, trailing her sweet perfume. “He proposed! Look! Look!” A modest ring sparkled on her finger, tiny gemstone and all. Cheap, but she gazed at it like it was a Cartier diamond. “We’re getting married! Next month! He’s just… Oh, I never thought, at my age…” She laughed, giddy and girlish. “To feel this again!” James hugged her, and Anna saw his shoulders finally relax. Maybe things weren’t as bad as they’d thought. Perhaps Leonard truly loved her after all. “Congratulations, Mum.” James smiled, stepping back. “Oh—and I’ve signed the flat over to him! Now we’re a proper family!” his mother beamed. Time seemed to freeze. Anna inhaled sharply. James recoiled, as though struck. “What did you say?” “The flat, dear!” She waved her hand as though it was nothing. “To show him I trust him, of course. That’s what love is, isn’t it? Trust.” Silence so heavy, Anna could hear the clock ticking. “Mrs. Walker,” Anna said at last, steady and slow, “You’ve handed your flat over to a man you’ve known three months? Before the wedding?” “And so what?” She sniffed, chin high. “I trust him. He’s not what you think. I know you think badly of him. You all do!” “We don’t—” Anna tried, but— “No! You don’t understand! This is proof of my love,” she folded her arms, “What do you two know about real feelings? About trust?” James finally unclenched his jaw. “Mum—” “NO!” She stamped her foot, suddenly more adolescent than grown woman. “I don’t want to hear another word! You’re just jealous! Jealous of my happiness! Want to ruin everything!” She stormed out, banging the door so hard the windows shivered. *** The wedding was low-key—local registry, a second-hand dress, a clutch of supermarket roses. But his mum glowed as if she were getting married at Westminster Abbey. Leonard—heavyset, balding, with an oily grin—played the perfect gent, hand-kissing, chair-pulling, pouring bubbly. The ideal groom. Anna watched him over the rim of her glass. Something didn’t fit. His eyes. Cold, calculating, even when he looked at her. Practised tenderness. Rehearsed concern. She said nothing. What was the point? *** For the first few months, his mum called weekly—bubbling over with happiness, listing restaurants and shows Leonard treated her to. “He’s so thoughtful! Brought me roses, just because!” James listened, nodded, hung up. He’d sit, silent, for a long time afterwards. Anna waited. A year whisked by. And then—the doorbell. Anna opened it and barely recognised the woman standing there. Ten years older in just one, deep lines, hollow eyes, stooped shoulders, clutching a battered suitcase, the very one she’d once taken on a weekend to Bath. “He threw me out.” His mum’s voice was barely a whisper. “Filed for divorce. Kicked me out. The flat… it’s his now. By law.” Anna wordlessly stepped aside to let her in. The kettle boiled quickly. His mum sat in the armchair, clutching her tea, crying quietly, hopelessly. “I loved him so much. Gave him everything. And he just…” Anna comforted her in silence, rubbing her back, waiting for the tears to wear out. James came home an hour later. He froze in the doorway at the sight of his mother. “Son…” She stood, reaching for him. “I’ve got nowhere to go. You’ll let me stay? I just need a room. Children ought to look after their parents, it’s—” “Stop.” James raised his hand. “Stop, Mum.” “I’ve got no money. It’s all gone. Every penny. My pension’s tiny, you know that.” “I warned you.” “What?” “I warned you.” James sank to the sofa, as though crushed under a heavy weight. “I said: Don’t rush. I said: Get to know him. I said: Don’t sign the flat over. Do you remember what you said to me?” His mum lowered her gaze. “That we didn’t understand real love. That we were jealous of your happiness. I remember, Mum. I remember it all!” “James—” Anna tried, but he shook his head. “No. Let her hear this.” He faced his mum. “You’re an adult. You made your choices. Ignored everyone who tried to help. Now you want us to clean up the mess?” “But I’m your mother!” “That’s why I’m angry!” He shot up, voice breaking. “I’m tired! Tired of watching you throw your life away and expecting me to bail you out every time!” His mum shrank, defeated. “He tricked me, son. I really loved him, I swear…” “So much you gave your home away to a stranger. Brilliant, Mum. Brilliant. Did you forget Dad bought that flat with his own hands?” “I’m sorry…” Tears streamed down her cheeks. “I know I was blind. But please…please, just give me one more chance. I’ll never—” “Grown-ups live with the consequences of their choices.” James spoke quietly, wearily. “You wanted independence—now you have it. You’ll have to sort yourself out. Find somewhere to stay. Find a job.” His mum left, sobbing on the landing. Anna spent the night by James’s side, holding his hand in silence. He didn’t cry—just stared at the ceiling, sighing now and then. “Did I do the right thing?” he asked near dawn, when the sky paled. “Yes.” Anna stroked his cheek. “Harsh. Painful. But right.” In the morning, James called his mum. He rented her a bedsit on the outskirts, paid six months up front. It was the last help he gave. “From now on, it’s on you, Mum. We’ll help with legal stuff if you want to fight it, but that’s it.” Anna listened in quiet reflection. Sometimes the harshest lesson is the only lesson that works. His mother had finally been forced to learn the cost of blind faith. And somehow, that realisation brought a sense of both sadness and calm. She couldn’t help feeling, though, that this wasn’t the end—and that, somehow, one day things would be alright. Just maybe, they would.

Youre just jealous Mother, are you serious? Dinner at The Savoy? Thats at least two hundred pounds a

30th December I suppose I should have seen it coming, but somehow it still caught me off guard.

I Stopped Speaking to My Husband After His Birthday Outburst, and for the First Time He Was Truly Frightened

I stopped speaking to my husband after his antics at my birthday party, and for the first time he was

I Don’t Understand Why I Became His Wife: Newly Married, I Believed My Husband Loved Me Madly—Until a Strange Incident Shook Our Relationship and Revealed the Shocking Truth Hidden in a Letter

Honestly, I still dont understand why I ended up marrying him. So, weve only just tied the knot.

Charlie: A Journey Through Life and Adventure

Hey love, its Charlie here, your big, floppyeared Labrador. Im the kind of lad that makes everyone smile

Kinship: A Tale of Family Bonds

Where theres kin, theres a kerfuffle, as the old saying goes. Mabel, born in a tiny hamlet in the Cotswolds

You Just Don’t Know How Lucky You Are — Half a million? — Karina read the notification on her phone three times before the numbers made sense. — You took out a loan for half a million pounds? Dimitri sat on the sofa, glued to his smartphone, not even glancing up. — Oh, that… Yes, just a small thing, for Mum’s house renovations. You know, her pipes are leaking, the flooring’s ruined, the wallpaper’s going mildewy… — Hold on. — Karina sank into the nearest armchair, her legs too weak to stand. — You took out a loan. For half a million. And gave it all to your mother? Without saying a word to me? Dimitri finally looked up, baffled, as if his wife was asking about something perfectly normal. — Karina, it’s my mum. She lives alone, her pension’s tiny. Who else would help her? — What about discussing it with me? — Karina was shouting now, unable to stop. — Asking my opinion? At least warning me? — You’d have started arguing, — Dimitri shrugged. — And Mum needed the money urgently. Four years. Four years she’d put up with that woman who called every evening to check what Dima had eaten for dinner. Who turned up without warning and commented on the state of the flat. Who always sat Karina at the far end of the table during family meals. — Don’t make a mountain out of a molehill, — Dimitri said in his usual calm tone. — We’ll manage. We can pay it off quickly, it’s no big deal. It’s family. Hot, angry tears burst forth. Karina wiped them away, smearing mascara across her cheeks. — Family? Am I “family”? Or just an accessory? Remember when your mum decided it was time we switched cars and you sold ours without asking? When she threw my things out of the spare room because she “couldn’t sleep surrounded by someone else’s junk”? When on my birthday, you and she went fridge shopping for her? — All details, — Dimitri waved off. — You’re just tired, you need a break. Karina looked at the man she married—tall, soft-featured, those dimples she once found charming. Now, all she saw was a thirty-something child, unable to cut the apron strings. — We’ll get through it, — he repeated like a mantra. — Love conquers all. Karina stood up and walked to the bedroom. Two large duffle bags sat on the top shelf—the ones she’d brought when she first moved in. She hauled them down, opened the wardrobe and started packing. Twenty minutes later, Dimitri appeared, just as the first bag was stuffed full. — What are you doing? Karina, don’t be ridiculous. You’re not serious, are you? She didn’t answer. Folded jumpers, jeans, underwear. Reached for her jewellery box—gifts from parents and friends, nothing from him. — Where will you go? Back to your mum? She’s in Manchester! She zipped the second bag. Checked her handbag—passport, card, keys to her mum’s flat, kept just in case. — Karina, say something! You can’t just leave. I love you! She gave him a long look. Then picked up her bags and walked out. …Next morning, Karina stood at the register office holding the divorce application, feeling a strange calm inside, despite the grey drizzle outside. The decision was made. The first call came at 2.30am. Karina, startled on Lena’s sofa, confused about where she was. — We need to talk, — Dimitri was ragged, incoherent. — I understand now, I’ll change. Give me another chance. She hung up. Twenty minutes later, the phone rang again. — Karina, I can’t live without you. You are my reason to go on. By morning, forty-three messages had arrived—tearful confessions, promises, threats. “If you don’t come back, I don’t know what I’ll do.” “Mum says you’re just being difficult.” “I’ll wait for you forever.” A week later, he began showing up at her work. Karina went for lunch and found him by the sandwich shop. Headed for the Tube, spotted him across the street. — Just passing by, — he’d smile when she demanded an explanation. — Wanted to see you. One evening, the doorbell rang at Lena’s flat. Expecting the pizza delivery, Karina opened the door. Dimitri stood there—bouquet of red roses. — Just one chance, — he whispered. — That’s all I’m asking. Karina shut the door. He stood outside for two hours before neighbours threatened to call the police. Eventually, she learned to live with it—as one does with chronic pain. Ignoring messages, screening calls from unknown numbers, not looking over her shoulder. She switched jobs for remote work, moved to a sleepy suburb where Dimitri was unlikely to show up. The divorce was finalised three months later. Karina walked out of court, paper in hand, tears streaming—not of grief, but relief. At first, freedom was terrifyingly empty. She’d always checked her choices with someone, even if that someone always decided anyway. Now, she could buy any yoghurt in the shop, without worrying if Elena Victoria approved. Watch any film she liked, without being told “proper women don’t watch that”. She could breathe. She signed up for English lessons—a long-held dream, which Dimitri dismissed as “a waste of money”. Started attending sunrise yoga. Took a solo weekend trip to Cornwall, wandering the streets and eating clotted cream fudge. After six months, the calls and messages stopped. Karina waited another month, then realised she could finally relax. Landed a job at a marketing agency—bright office, young team, exciting projects. Life was looking up. …She met Andrew at a work do her colleague, Mary, convinced her to attend. — This is our lead programmer, — Mary introduced her to a tall man in wire-rimmed glasses. — Andrew, meet Karina from marketing. He shook her hand—firm but gentle. Smiled, simple and sincere. — You ducked out of karaoke too? — he nodded at the stage, where finance was butchering “Wonderwall”. — Got to preserve my nerves, — Karina grinned. They talked all evening—books, travel, life’s quirks. Andrew listened more than he spoke. He asked questions and waited for the answers—never lectured or explained how she should live. When he discovered she was divorced, he simply nodded and changed the subject. …Six months later, they moved in together, picking a cosy, light-filled flat in a quiet London square. — Are you sure you like this one? — Karina checked, viewing the place. — Do you? — Andrew replied. — I love it. — Then it’s settled. Those small things—the right to her own opinion, respected—mattered far more than grand declarations of love. He proposed on the building’s rooftop at sunset, the sky awash in gold and pink. Produced a tiny box—inside, a diamond ring. — I’m rubbish at speeches, — Andrew admitted. — But I want to wake up next to you every day. If you’re willing to put up with my snoring and my love of bad coffee. Karina laughed through tears and nodded… …One May evening, as usual, Andrew stayed late at work—deadline panic, a final bug in the code. Karina was making pasta, humming with the radio, when the doorbell rang. Sharp, insistent, demanding. She looked through the peephole—and recoiled. Dimitri stood on the landing. Pale, hollow-eyed, rumpled shirt. Two years. Two years of silence—and now, he was here. — Karina, open up! — his fist pounding the door. — I know you’re in there! We need to talk! Karina grabbed her phone and dialled Andrew. Engaged. — We still love each other! — Dimitri shouted from outside. — You can’t be with someone else! It’s wrong! The door shook—he threw his whole weight against it, trying to break in. Karina pressed her back to the door, bracing hard. — Go away! — she screamed. — I’ll call the police! — You’re my wife! — his voice cracked. — You were mine, you’ll stay mine! Two years I waited for you to come to your senses! Two years! — We’re divorced! It’s over! — It’s not over! — he shoved the door again. — I’ve changed! Mum says you don’t appreciate your own happiness! Open up, let’s talk! Through the peephole, his face twisted—obsessed, unrecognisable. Karina dialled three digits. — Dima! One call; the police will be here. Leave. Now. Dimitri froze. Silent. Then turned and stormed off down the stairs. The main door slammed below. Karina slid to the floor, her heart pounding. Thirty minutes passed before she could ring Andrew. She filed a police report the next day. The local officer—a kindly, mustached man—took down details, listened, nodded. — We’ll handle it. He’ll get a warning. What he said to Dimitri, Karina never knew. But her ex-husband never showed up again. No calls. No texts. No “chance” encounters. The wedding took place in early June, at a small country pub—twenty friends, just those closest to them. No fuss, no groom’s side relatives laying down “traditions”. Karina stood opposite Andrew in a simple white dress, holding his warm hands. Outside, the birch trees rustled, carrying scents of flowers and fresh-cut grass. — Do you…? — the registrar began. — I do, — Karina interrupted, and everyone laughed. Andrew slipped the ring on—a thin gold band, engraved inside. Three words: “Forever with you”. Karina lifted her gaze to this man who would be her husband. Not a mummy’s boy, not a possessive stalker. Just a man who listened, respected, and loved. Ahead lay a life where her voice finally mattered…

“Half a million?” Catherine stared at the notification on her phone, blinking three times

You’re Just Jealous “Mum, are you serious? The Savoy? That’s at least five hundred pounds for dinner! Per person.” Igor threw his keys onto the sideboard so they rattled against the wall. Olga turned from the hob, where she was stirring the sauce, and instantly noticed her husband’s whitened knuckles gripping his phone. He listened to his mother for a few more minutes, then swore and abruptly hung up. “What happened?” Instead of answering, Igor slumped into a kitchen chair and stared at his plate of potatoes. Olga switched off the burner, wiped her hands on a tea towel, and sat opposite. “Igor…” “She’s gone absolutely mad. Lost it, completely.” He looked up; Olga saw such a mixture of anger and helplessness in his eyes that her heart clenched. “Remember I told you about that… Victor? From the dance class?” Olga nodded. His mum had mentioned her new companion about a month ago—shyly, fidgeting with the corner of the tablecloth. It had seemed quite sweet: a 58-year-old widow, five years alone, and now—a ballroom dancing club at the community centre, a charming gent who could twirl her in a waltz. “Well.” Igor pushed his plate aside. “She’s taken him to the Savoy. Three times in two weeks. Bought him a suit for four grand. Last weekend they took a trip to Bath—guess who paid for the hotel and tours?” “Mrs Taylor.” “Bingo.” He rubbed his hand down his face. “Mum saved that money for years. For a new boiler. For a rainy day. Now she’s blowing it all on a man she’s known for six weeks. Unreal…” Olga fell silent, choosing her words. She knew her mother-in-law well—romantic, open, almost guilelessly trusting. The sort of woman who believes in true love even after half a century on earth. “Listen, Igor…” She covered his hand with hers. “Your mum’s an adult. Her money, her choices. Don’t interfere. She won’t hear anyone right now.” “She’s making mistake after mistake!” “Yes. And she has a right to. And frankly, you’re exaggerating.” Igor shrugged, but didn’t pull away. “I just can’t watch her—” “I know, love. But you can’t live her life for her.” Olga stroked his wrist. “She has to take responsibility—even if we don’t like it. She’s perfectly capable.” Igor nodded morosely. …Two months passed in a flash. Talk of Victor faded—his mum phoned less and seemed evasive, as if she were hiding something. Olga decided the romance had fizzled and stopped worrying. So when the doorbell rang on Sunday evening and Mrs Taylor was on the doorstep, Olga didn’t know what to think. “Darlings! My dear darlings!” She swept into the flat, trailing clouds of sweet perfume. “He proposed! Look! Look!” A ring with a tiny stone sparkled on her finger. Cheap, but Mrs Taylor looked at it as if it was a great diamond. “We’re getting married! Next month! He’s so, so…” She pressed her hands to her cheeks and laughed—a bright, girlish sound. “I never thought, at my age… That I’d ever feel this again…” Igor hugged his mum, and Olga saw his shoulders relax. Maybe things weren’t so bad. Maybe Victor really did love her, and they’d only been worrying for nothing. “We’re happy for you, mum.” Igor let go and smiled. “You deserve to be happy.” “And I’ve already signed the flat over to him! Now we’re a proper family!” Mrs Taylor announced, and time seemed to freeze. Olga stopped breathing. Igor jerked, as if he’d walked into a glass wall. “What… what did you say?” “The flat.” She waved her hand, oblivious to their faces. “So he knows I trust him. It’s love, darlings, real love! And love is built on trust.” A silence thick enough to hear the clock ticking in the sitting room. “Mrs Taylor.” Olga spoke first, slowly, carefully. “You’ve signed your flat over to a man you’ve known three months? Before the wedding?” “And?” Mrs Taylor tilted her chin. “I trust him. He’s a good, decent man. Not what you imagine. You think badly of him, I know you do.” “We don’t think anything,” Olga stepped forward. “But maybe you could’ve waited until after the ceremony. Why rush?” “You don’t understand. This… This is proof of my love.” Mrs Taylor folded her arms. “What do you know about real feelings? About trust?” Igor finally unclenched his jaw: “Mum—” “No!” She stamped her foot, suddenly more stubborn teenager than grown woman. “I don’t want to hear it! You’re just jealous of my happiness! You want to ruin it for me!” She spun and rushed out, banging the door so hard the glass rattled in the cabinet. The wedding was small—a registry office in Enfield, charity shop dress, and a three-rose bouquet. But Mrs Taylor glowed as if she was marrying in Westminster Abbey. Victor—a portly man with a receding hairline and oily smile—played the perfect gentleman. Kissing her hand, pulling out her chair, topping up her prosecco. The ideal groom. Olga watched him over her glass. Something wasn’t right. His eyes—when he looked at Mrs Taylor, the pupils stayed cold, calculating. Practised affection. Rehearsed care. She kept her thoughts to herself. What was the point of talking when no one listened? The first months, Mrs Taylor called every week—bubbling with excitement, listing restaurants and theatres he took her to. “He’s so thoughtful! Yesterday he brought me roses—just because!” Igor nodded along, then hung up and sat in silence, staring into space. Olga said nothing. She waited. A year passed in a blur. Then—the doorbell… Olga opened the door to a woman she barely recognised. Mrs Taylor looked ten years older—deeper wrinkles, hollow eyes, hunched shoulders. One hand gripped her battered suitcase, the very one that once went to Bath. “He threw me out.” Mrs Taylor sobbed. “Filed for divorce and threw me out. The flat… it’s his now. Legally.” In silence, Olga let her in. The kettle boiled quickly. Mrs Taylor sat clutching her cup with both hands, crying quietly, hopelessly. “I loved him so. I did everything for him. And he just…” Olga didn’t interrupt. Just rubbed her back as the tears ran dry. Igor returned an hour later, paused in the doorway, and his face went hard. “Son.” Mrs Taylor rose, held her hands out. “Son, I’ve nowhere to go… You wouldn’t turn your mum out, would you? Give me a room—I won’t take up much. Children are meant to care for their parents, that’s—” “Stop.” Igor raised his hand. “Stop, mum.” “I have no money. None. I spent it all on him, every penny. The pension’s small, you know—” “I warned you.” “What?” “I warned you.” Igor sank onto the sofa, heavy as if the world’s weight was on him. “Said don’t rush. Said get to know him. Said don’t sign over the flat. Do you remember what you told me?” Mrs Taylor’s eyes dropped. “That I didn’t know true love. That we were just jealous. I remember everything, mum.” “Igor…” Olga tried to stop him, but he shook his head. “No. Let her hear it.” He turned to his mum. “You’re a grown woman. You made your choice. You ignored everyone who tried to stop you. And now, you want us to deal with the fallout?” “But I’m your mother!” “That’s exactly why I’m angry!” Igor shot to his feet, voice cracking. “I’m tired, mum! Tired of watching you throw your life away, then run to me for rescue!” Mrs Taylor shrank, small and pitiful. “He lied to me, son. I really loved him, I trusted—” “Trusted him so much you handed the flat to a stranger. Brilliant, mum. Just brilliant. And what about the fact that Dad bought this flat!” “Forgive me.” The tears flowed again. “Forgive me. I was blind, I know. But please… let me have one more chance. I’ll never—” “Adults bear the consequences of their choices.” Igor’s voice was quiet, tired. “You wanted independence? You’ve got it. Sort your own accommodation. Find a job. You’re on your own.” Mrs Taylor left, sobbing loudly on the landing. Olga spent the whole night beside Igor—silent, just holding his hand. Igor didn’t cry. Just lay staring at the ceiling, sighing from time to time. “Did I do the right thing?” he murmured at dawn. “Yes.” Olga stroked his cheek. “It was hard. It hurt. But yes.” In the morning, Igor called his mum and rented her a room in a house-share at the edge of town. Paid six months up front. It was the last help he agreed to. “From now on, you’re on your own, mum. On your own. If you go to court, we’ll help with legal fees. But living here—no.” Olga listened and wondered about justice. About how, sometimes, the harshest lesson is the only one that works. Mrs Taylor got exactly what her blindness brought. And somehow that was both bitter and comforting. And she knew, deep down, this wasn’t the end, and somehow, things would work out. She didn’t know how—but they would…

You’re just jealous Mum, are you serious right now? Thats the Savoy! Thatll be at least two hundred