La vida
03
You’ve gotten so ugly, you’ll surely have a daughter” – my mother-in-law used to say to me.
“Youve grown so ugly, youre bound to have a daughter,” my mother-in-law would taunt.
La vida
02
Tried to Drive a Wedge Between My Son and His Pregnant Wife
I recall the bitter winter of my youth, when my motherinlaw, Agnes Whitaker, would sit at the kitchen
La vida
06
Where to Next? And Who’s Going to Cook for Us?
“Where are you off to? And who’s going to cook for us?” “What on earth are you doing?
La vida
010
Tried to Drive a Wedge Between My Son and His Pregnant Wife
I recall the bitter winter of my youth, when my motherinlaw, Agnes Whitaker, would sit at the kitchen
La vida
06
You’ve Become So Ugly, You’ll Definitely Have a Daughter” – My Mother-in-Law Used to Say to Me
**Diary Entry 12th October** Youve grown so plain, youll definitely have a daughter, my mother-in-law
La vida
05
Where Are We Off To? And Who’s Going to Cook for Us?
**Diary Entry 12th March** *”Where are you off to? And wholl cook for us now?”* *”
La vida
010
Walking Home from the Market with Mum, I Was the First to Notice
**Diary Entry** Mum and I were walking home from the market when I spotted him first. He wasnt curled
La vida
021
After Hosting Easter Celebrations, I Overheard My Husband Tell His Niece, “She Was Penniless When I Met Her. Naturally, She Only Married Me for the House.” Little Did They Know I Was Listening in Silence.
After Easter lunch, I caught my husband whispering to his niece, She was broke when I met her.
La vida
03
Friends Found Out We’re Renting Our Flat – Now They Want to Move In. How Do We Politely Say No to Renting to Friends? It’s Always Trickier This Way
So, you know how me and my wife have been renting out our flat, right? Well, now our mates have caught
La vida
08
— What’s the deal with you and that Sophie? Why on earth do you need a wife like her? She had a baby, got all soft, and now she’s waddling around like a penguin. You reckon she’ll ever get back in shape? Go on, keep waiting—it’s only going to get worse!
14March2025 Ive been chewing over a conversation I had with Charlie over a pint last night, and I cant