Black Widow
So, let me tell you this story, mate. There was this clever, pretty girlher name was Emily Miller, just about to finish uni, where shed studied journalism. Right before graduation, she met Edward, a chap much older than her. It was, of course, Edward Higgins who first spotted herslim, delicate Emily, looking a picture as always. Edward was well-known about town, wrote songs people genuinely liked, and everyone around here would hum them.
Edward was one of those blokes you see everywhere, such a social butterflyworked at the local TV station, knew practically everyone in media circles. It was easy for him to pull a few strings and help Emily land a job presenting her own television show after she finished uni. Not long after, her first programme airedcalled Heart to Heart. She had a well-respected local psychologist on, together with a couple of other guests. The show ran on audience questions and real-life examples.
Nicely done, Emily, Edward praised after watching the episode. We should celebrate this, you know.
Edward Higgins was about forty-five, been married three times. All that energy and endless mates didnt mix well with family life, honestly. He was creative, wrote songs, considered himself on par with any distinguished composer. Hung out in pubs, restaurants, even saunas, and had a habit of drinking rather a lot.
Time ticked on. Emilys show gained popularity, she ended up marrying Edward, lots of people around town watched her show. She always looked amazing, dressed elegantly, was unfailingly polite and friendly. There was nothing devilish about her; people called her the local TV beauty. But marrying Edward well, he really wasnt the right fit, and she figured that out quickly, especially once he was always half-cut.
Edward, dont get cocky, his mate Simon said once after Edward tried to embarrass Emily in front of everyone while tipsy. Shell outshine you in no time.
Nah, Simon. I never pick brainy wives, Edward shot back, convinced he was the smart one, and pinched Emily on the cheek as they sat in the café.
Back when Edward was still winning her over, he was a class actflowers, gifts, even wrote two songs for her, listened to her like she was the only person in the world. But the second she became his wife, the charm evaporated. She got no more attention than the house cat, and hed shout at her over nothing.
Emily used to think, Maybe I can become famous with his help. But life turned out different. At uni, she’d studied Frenchnot especially handy for travel, as it went. Edward constantly nagged:
Why dont you learn English? Youre hopeless abroad, like someone from the middle of nowhere. You waste no time on exercise but apparently can’t find a moment for English lessons?
It wound her up so much she refused to study English just to spite him. Yet, SimonEdward’s bright, well-read friendonce remarked at their dinner party:
For a striking woman, speaking Englishs as natural as wearing heels.
Next day, Emily enrolled at evening classes with a top-notch teacher.
Youve worked wonders, Simon! Edward chuckled. Shes bought half the Waterstones, cramming every night, listening to English in the car instead of music.
Emily and Edward had this huge flat, inherited from Edwards granddad, a retired surgeon. They had a housekeeper, Veraforty-three, single, jealous and grumpy, but masked it well. Vera was always around, living through every detail of their family life.
One morning, Emily woke up to find the bed emptyEdward was passed out on his office sofa again, the usual state after coming in late (and drunk). She wandered into the kitchen where Vera was glaring at an empty cognac bottle.
It was full last night. What shall I give him for breakfast?
Brine, Emily mumbled, heading to the shower.
Seven years went by. Emily hadnt had a childEdward didnt want one, had a son from his first marriage anyway. She was more focused on her career than parenthood. After breakfast, she asked Vera to check on Edward. Vera found him lying face-down, with a red stain on his pillow.
Emily! Vera shrieked, We need an ambulance!
Whats wrong?
No idea!
Fifteen minutes later, Emily was bundled into the back of an ambulance, heading to hospital with Edward. Straight to intensive care for him. The doctors were blunt:
Its serious. We cant promise anything yet.
That evening, the phone rang.
Your husbands passed away.
Emily felt numb. I just I cant believe it. Hes not that old. The funeral was beautifulSimon made sure of it, loads of people turned out, Edward was such a public figure. Even at the wake, Simon spoke up:
Lets not mourn. Edward lived a full and colourful life, and hes earned his rest. Now hes free and unburdened.
He had it all, Emily overheard someone whisper.
At first, Emily struggled to accept the quiet emptiness at home. Vera eyed her cautiously, waiting to see if shed be kept on or booted out. Colleagues chirped,
Emily, youve nothing to be sad about. Young, independent, and, most importantly, comfortable. Edward left two decent bank accounts, split between his son and her, plus she had her own income. She avoided staying in alone, frequently met friends, or popped into a café near home.
One evening after filming, she stopped in that café, sipping Spanish wine, lost in thought. A big fellow smiled and politely asked to join her.
May I? She nodded. James, he introduced himself; she did too. Why so glum? Someone as lovely as you shouldnt be sad.
Just feeling a bit blue.
James was about forty, broad-shouldered, brunette, not exactly a looker with his strong featuresreminded Emily of a teddy bear, which lifted her mood instantly.
Let me treat youa glass of wine, a cocktail, a sweet treat? Whatever you fancy.
“Just a little cake,” she repliednot much of a sweet tooth.
Though he wasnt handsome, James was an absolute delight. Full of witty stories, sparkling with humour, totally captivating. Emily found herself laughing loads, and he walked her home afterwards. They planned another date.
Next morning, Emily broke the news to Vera:
I wont need your help anymore. I can manage my own house.
Oh Emily, Ive been loyal all these years and youre throwing me out. Where am I supposed to go?
Youll find another placemaybe housekeeping or reception somewhere.
Youre kicking me out? Vera burst into tears. Im so used to this.
Emily thought, I wont go broke keeping her, at least the windows and loo get a proper clean. She watched Vera wiping her eyes.
Fine, Vera. If you want to stay, you can keep working, and Vera perked up and even hugged her.
I loved you and Edward, I felt like family here. Losing Edward so suddenly and now you trying to send me off
So they carried on, only now Jameswhose pet name was Jimmyvisited often. He doted on Emily. Soon enough, she married him. Emily insisted they keep the wedding small, but for their honeymoon, Jimmy whisked her off to the Maldives. He could afford ithe ran his own business.
Emily expected that trip to be similar to her old lifedirect flight, decent hotel, the usual for tourists. But Jimmy had other ideas. They flew first class; at the airport, a guide led them to a private boat. On the island, they were greeted as VIPscomplete with fireworks, cocktails, and local dancers.
Their villa was gorgeousfour rooms, two bathrooms, private pool, their own stretch of beach.
Blimey, how much did my teddy bear spend on this? Emily wondered.
Shed never bothered about his wealth; just knew there was plenty. Jimmy was sweetsuch a big softiealways adjusting her blanket, stroking her hair, making sure she had a proper breakfast. Not just coffee, but a real meal.
She thought, Edward was a mean so-and-so, always putting me down, acting like I was lucky to be with him. Jimmy, even if hes no Adonis, lives for me and is always there to listen. I love that.
Even Vera had lots of praise for himhappy to move with them out to Jimmys big place in the countryside. One awkward moment: Emily once saw Jimmy inject himself with a tiny needle.
Whats this? she panicked.
Just insulin. Ive got diabetes, but its under controlIve still got plenty of life.
Lounging by the pool, Emily mused, Did I hit the jackpot this time or what?
She loved the luxury but wished sometimes she had a sporty husband rather than a cuddly, awkward one. “I should get my teddy bear on a diet and into the gym.”
She brought it up with him, and Jimmy went a bit quiet:
Ill start working out if you want, but my metabolisms rubbishand Im stuck with these insulin shots. Sorry love, you wont get an Apollo from me.
Fair enough, she decided.
Back to work after the holiday, Emily found herself brooding. Will I ever feel real love? Whats passion really like? She craved those big feelingsmaybe a fit, handsome bloke beside her instead of her teddy bear. Colleagues teased her at work parties:
Come on Em, you cant be so moral. Surely you go wandering from your teddy now and then?
She wasnt a saint, but just didnt want to hurt her kind husband. At the office Christmas party, she had a load to drinkher workmate Chris called up his mate Tom to give them both a lift home.
Emily, we can drop you off as well, Chris offered, and she accepted.
Tom, driving a flash car, sat Emily beside him and joked, Chris, why havent you introduced me to Emily yet? She stared at him, totally bewitched.
He dropped off Chris, then Emily, asking for her number on the way. When they arrived, he helped her from the car, pressed her up against his Land Rover and kissed her passionately. She didnt resistshe liked Toms rough, muscular style.
He was an ideal lover. At home shed be tender with Jimmy, but Tom skipped the sweet talk. Hed meet her at his bachelor flat, pull her in the moment she arrivedphysical, intense, and then just relaxed afterwards, saying, Its good with you.
They both got what they wanted. Jimmy was busy with work, so he never suspected a thing. One day, Emily dashed over to Toms, already in bed, and just as he was coming out of the shower, the doorbell rang insistently.
Who the bloody hell is that? Tom grumbled, heading for the door.
Emily heard two familiar voicesTom and her husbandand she panicked, scrambling for her clothes. Jimmy stood in the doorway, silent. Wouldve been easier if hed just shouted.
Jimmy its not what it looks likereally
Tom just stood there, couldve blocked her husband from entering.
Who ratted me out? Emily demanded.
Does it matter now? Jimmy replied. I couldnt believe it, but I had to check.
Jimmy looked dreadfulpale, sweating, and suddenly collapsed. Emily sprang over, listening to his breathinglaboured.
Call an ambulancenow! she cried.
Tom phoned for help. Emily checked Jimmys pockets for his insulin pen, quickly gave him a shot. But he still didnt come round. Paramedics arrived, and after all that, declared:
Hes gone.
Emily finally snapped back to reality. Tom drove her home. Vera greeted her:
Emily, whats happened? You look awful.
Emily thought, It must have been Vera who tipped Jimmy off. She never liked Tom, always asking about him. But she said nothing; Vera wouldnt admit anything anyway.
After the funeral, Emily was in pieces for ages. Soon, though, Jimmys daughter from his first marriage, now married to a solicitor, turned up at the house and kicked Emily and Vera out. She said if Emily tried to contest the inheritance in court, shed get nothingneither house nor business. Dropped a fat envelope of cash and gave her three days to pack up.
Emily didnt want the drama, so she gave it all up. She and Vera went back to the big flat shed inherited from Edward Higgins.
Time moved forward. Emily recovered, with Toms help. They kept seeing each other, but he never suggested marriagehonestly, he wasnt the settling type. Then one day, Chris called her up:
Emily, sit down Toms dead. Car accident. Instant.
That really got to her.
Why do all my men end up dead? Im like the bloody Black Widow. Soon everyone will call me that. I must have some cursed aurathey all die.
After a while, a young bloke named Harry came onto her show. She caught him watching her; after filming, he asked her out for coffee.
Alright then, she said, figuring it was time she moved on.
Harry swept her off her feet. Emily fell hard for himfelt this soaring happiness shed never known.
So this is what real love feels like, she thought. I can hardly breathe without Harry, let alone live. Although, she was scared for him.
Harry was smitten too; they spent loads of time togethereasy, comfortable, he knew loads about loads. She never thought too much about his past, just knew he had no siblings and didnt speak to his dad. Harry stayed at Emilys place, went to work, and she had an afternoon in before heading to the studio. Emilys curiosity got the better of hershe opened her laptop, searched for Harrys name, and the very first link stunned her. Sweet, everyday Harry was actually ranked among the countrys top thousand richest men. She was gobsmacked. He had a fortune.
I cant believe it! she laughed, suddenly manic, then panicked, What if something happens to him too?
She calmed herself down, headed to work. Later, she tried ringing Harrys mobile, but got no answer. Phoned his office instead.
Could I speak to Harry, please? she asked the secretary.
And who shall I say is calling? she replied.
Its Emily
Hes been taken to hospital and told her which one.
Emily raced over.
Whats wrong with him? she demanded of the doctor.
He reassured her, Easy there, nothing major. Hell be fine, just a touch of heart trouble. Hes in safe hands.
Can I see him? Just quickly?
Alright, ten minutes.
Emily tiptoed into the room and found him beaming at her. He took her hands and said,
Itll be alright. I love you, and once Im out of here, I want us to get married. Will you?
Of course I will! she cried, kissing him. Weve got a whole life of happiness ahead. Real happiness.
Thanks for listening, mate. Wishing you all the luck in the world!











