Harlan Covington

God’s Gift… A Gloomy Morning Brings the First Spring Storm and New Hope for Sasha and Vicky, as After Years of Heartache They Open Their Hearts to Adoption; Together They Brave Difficult Choices, Embrace a Little Girl with Special Needs, and Discover Joy, Healing, and Unexpected Blessings in Their New Family in England

A Blessing from Above… The morning is overcast; heavy grey clouds trail low across the sky, and

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The Mother-in-Law Times Two: When Ewan’s Quiet Holiday is Turned Upside Down by Granny Valentina’s Unannounced Visit, Her Colourful Past, a Stray Kitten, and Unexpected Family Revelations

Well, this was a surprise! That was the first thing I blurted out as I opened the door and saw a petite

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Different People Igor Ended Up with a Rather Unusual Wife: Beautiful, a Natural Blonde with Dark Eyes, Curvy, Long-Legged—a Firecracker in Bed. At First There Was Only Passion, Then Came Pregnancy, Marriage as Expected, and Their Son: Blonde and Dark-Eyed Just Like Her. Everything Seemed Normal—Nappies, Baby Steps, First Words, and Yana Was a Typical Young Mum… Until Their Son Became a Teen and Yana Obsessed Over Photography, Always Off on Courses with Her Camera, Never Watching TV with Igor or Discussing Anything Together. Instead, She Travelled to Exotic Places, Quit Her Lawyer’s Job, Held Her Own Exhibition, Earned Enough from Photos to Buy Igor a Car—Which Only Made Him Uneasy. He Tried to Control Her, Even Lashing Out, Only for Her to Fight Back; She Loved Cats, Kept Rescuing Them, Grieved Deeply When One Died—So Much, Igor Didn’t Understand. Friends and His Wife’s Girlfriends Sided with Him; So He Sought Comfort with Their Neighbour, Yana’s Childhood Friend Irka—Easy, Straightforward, Always Ready for Sex and a Drink. Igor Waited for Jealousy, for Drama, for a Scene—But Yana Stayed Silent, Distant Even in Bed, Moving Into Another Room. Their Son Grew Up—Just Like her: Blonde, Dark-Eyed, And Odd. He and Yana Understood Each Other Perfectly; Igor Only Felt More Alone, Found Himself Drawn to Irka Again and Again. Eventually, Yana Found Out. She Calmly Told Igor To Leave. He Went to Irka, Waiting for Yana to Call Him Back, But When She Finally Did, It Was Only to Arrange Their Divorce. Their Son Was Already at University, and Yana Planned to Move to London for a Big Project with Another Photographer—Someone She Admitted She’d Long Loved and Was Deeply Interested In. “We’re Just Different People, That’s All,” She Said. “I’ll Be Happy, and So Will You. You Marry Irka, and I Wish You Well.” Igor Protested, But Yana Was Already Gone. From Then On, He Heard Nothing More—Except Once a Year: A Short WhatsApp Message, “Happy Birthday! Wishing You Health and Happiness. Thank You for Our Son.”

DIFFERENT PEOPLE Grahams wifeCharlottehas always been a bit of an odd one. Beautiful, yes: a natural

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The Snap of a Dry Twig Under Ivan’s Foot Went Unheard—Suddenly His World Flipped and Blurred into a Kaleidoscope of Colours, Then Burst into a Million Bright Stars That All Converged in His Left Arm Just Above the Elbow. ‘Ow…’ Ivan Grabbed His Injured Arm and Howled in Pain. ‘Vanya!’ His friend Sasha Rushed Over, Kneeling Before Him—’Does it Hurt?’ ‘No, it Feels Lovely, Obviously!’ he Groaned Sarcastically Through Gritted Teeth. Sasha Reached Out and Gently Touched Ivan’s Shoulder. ‘Get off!’ he Suddenly Snapped with Flashing Eyes—’It Hurts! Don’t Touch Me!’ Ivan Felt Twice as Bad: First, He’d Clearly Broken His Arm and Knew He’d Spend the Next Month Enduring His Friends’ Jokes About the Obvious Plaster Cast; Second, He’d Climbed That Tree Himself, Wanting to Show Off His Strength and Daring to Sasha. Accepting the First Reason Was Possible, but the Second Just Infuriated Him All the More. Not Only Had He Embarrassed Himself in Front of That Girl, but Now She Was Trying to Pity Him! No Chance… Jumping Up and Clutching His Lifeless Arm, Ivan Strode Determinedly Towards the Hospital. ‘Don’t Worry, Vanya, It’ll Be Fine!’ Sasha Trotted Along Beside Him, Desperately Trying to Cheer Him Up—’Everything Will Be Okay, Vanya! Everything Will Be Okay!’ ‘Just Leave Me Alone,’ He Stopped, Shot Her a Disdainful Look, and Spat on the Pavement—’How Will It Be Okay? I’ve Broken My Arm, Don’t You Get That? Are You Thick? Go Home, You’re Annoying Me!’ With That, He Walked Away Without Looking Back, Leaving His Friend to Blink Her Large Blue-Green Eyes and Whisper the Same Words: ‘Everything Will Be Okay, Vanya… Everything Will Be Okay…’ *** ‘Ivan Victor, If We Don’t Receive the Funds Transfer Within Twenty-Four Hours, We’ll Be Very Disappointed. Oh, and One More Thing. They’re Forecasting Black Ice on the Roads Tomorrow, So Drive Carefully. You Know, Cars Can Skid and… Accidents Happen, No One is Safe from Those. All the Best to You.’ The Voice on the Phone Fell Silent, and There Was Only Quiet. Ivan Threw the Phone Aside, Gripped His Hair, and Sank Deep into His Office Chair. ‘Where on Earth Am I Supposed to Get That Money? The Next Transfer Isn’t Until Next Month…’ Exhaling, He Grabbed the Phone Again, Dailed a Number, and Pressed It to His Ear. ‘Olga Vasilyevna, Can We Transfer Funds Today to Our Holding Partners for the Equipment Delivery?’ ‘But… Ivan Victor—’ ‘Can We or Not?’ ‘Yes, but Then the Rota—’ ‘To Hell with That! We’ll Sort It Later! Transfer the Funds to the Holding Today.’ ‘Alright, But… There’ll Be Trouble With—’ Ivan Hung Up Before She’d Finished and Slammed His Fist Against the Armrest. ‘Bloody Parasites…’ Something Soft Unexpectedly Touched His Shoulder, Making Him Jump in His Chair. ‘Sasha, Did I Not Ask You Not to Disturb Me While I’m Working? Didn’t I?’ His Wife Alexandra Leaned in and Gently Kissed His Ear, Running Her Hand Through His Hair. ‘Vanya, Please Don’t Stress, Alright? Everything Will Be Okay.’ ‘Oh, Enough Already With Your “Everything Will Be Okay”! You’re Driving Me Crazy, You Know That? They’ll Kill Me Tomorrow—Will It Still Be Okay, Then?’ Ivan Leaped Up, Grabbed Sasha’s Hands, and Pushed Her Away. ‘What Were You Doing? Making a Roast? Then Go and Cook! Don’t Wind Me Up, It’s Bad Enough Without You!’ She Sighed and Headed for the Door. At the Threshold, She Paused, Glanced Back, and Whispered Three Words. *** ‘You Know… I’m Lying Here, Thinking Back Over Our Whole Life…’ The Old Man Opened His Eyes and Looked Mistedly at His Aged Wife. The Once Beautiful Face Was Now Webbed With Wrinkles, Her Shoulders Had Drooped, and Her Posture Was No Longer Straight and Graceful. She Never Let Go of His Hand, Gently Adjusted the Drip Needle, and Smiled Silently. ‘Whenever I Got into Trouble, Was on the Brink of Death, All the Terrible Things Happening… You’d Always Come Along and Say That Same Phrase. You Can’t Imagine How That Drove Me Up the Wall. I Wanted to Choke You Sometimes, For Your Naïveté and Repetition,’ the Old Man Tried to Smile but Lapsed into a Fit of Coughing. Once It Passed, He Continued—’I Broke Bones, Got Threatened a Hundred Times, Lost Everything, Fell into Holes Few Came Out Of—And All My Life, You Kept Saying Just One Thing: “Everything Will Be Alright.” And You Never Lied—That’s the Amazing Bit. How Did You Always Know in Advance?’ ‘I Didn’t Know Anything, Vanya,’ the Old Lady Sighed. ‘Do You Think I Was Telling You? I Was Just Trying to Soothe Myself. I’ve Loved You Like Crazy All My Life, You Silly Man. You’re My Whole World. When Something Bad Happened to You, My Heart Turned Inside Out. I Cried So Many Tears, Spent so Many Sleepless Nights… And Just Kept Repeating to Myself—“Even If the Sky Falls, If He’s Alive, Everything Will Be Alright.”’ The Old Man Closed His Eyes for a Moment and Squeezed Her Hand Weakly. It Was Clear Every Word Came with Effort. ‘So That’s It… And I Got So Angry At You. Forgive Me, Sashenka. I Never Knew… Lived My Whole Life and Never Really Thought About You. Idiot, Aren’t I?’ Unseen, the Old Woman Wiped Away a Tear and Bent Over Her Husband’s Face. ‘Vanya, Don’t Worry…’ For a Moment She Hesitated, Then, Looking Closely Into His Eyes, She Laid Her Head On His Still Chest and Gently Stroked His Cooling Hand. ‘Everything Was Alright, Vanya… Everything Was Alright.’

I barely noticed the dry twig snap under my shoe; everything just spun upside down in a crazy swirl of

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My Husband’s Mistress: When I Met the Other Woman at “Coffee Heaven” and Discovered the Most Unbelievable Secret on Our Tenth Anniversary

The Other Woman Milly sat in her Vauxhall Astra, eyes glued to the satnav. The address was right there

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“We’ll Stay Here Until Summer!”: How I Finally Kicked Out My Husband’s Cheeky Relatives, Changed the Locks, and Took Back My Home The intercom didn’t just buzz – it howled, demanding attention. I glanced at the clock: seven a.m. on a Saturday. The only day I’d planned a lie-in after closing the quarterly report, and definitely not a day for visitors. On the video screen appeared my sister-in-law’s face. Svetlana, my husband Igor’s sister, looked ready to storm the barricades, with three wild-haired kids bobbing in the background. “Igor!” I called without picking up. “Your family’s here. Deal with it.” He shuffled out of the bedroom pulling his shorts on backwards, knowing from my tone that my patience for his relatives was long gone. While he mumbled into the intercom, I waited arms crossed in my own hallway—my flat, my rules. I’d bought this central London three-bed years before we got married, slaved through the mortgage, and the last thing I wanted was a house full of strangers. The door banged open and in tumbled the clan. Svetlana, weighed down with bags, didn’t even greet me—just shouldered past like I was a piece of furniture. “Thank goodness we made it!” she announced, dropping her bags right onto my Italian tiles. “Alina, why are you rooted at the door? Put the kettle on, the kids are starving after the journey.” “Svetlana,” I said evenly, while Igor shrank into his shoulders. “What’s going on?” “What, he didn’t tell you?” she answered, immediately in innocent mode. “We’re having major renovations! New pipes, new floors, impossible to live at home, dust everywhere. We’ll just stay with you for a week. Plenty of space in this palace of yours, isn’t there?” I turned to Igor, who suddenly found the ceiling fascinating, clearly dreading what would come later. “Igor?” “Oh come on, Alina,” he pleaded, “She’s my sister. Where are they supposed to go? Just a week.” “One week,” I replied. “Seven days. You feed yourselves, no running around the flat, no touching the walls, keep away from my office, and absolute silence after ten.” Svetlana rolled her eyes. “You’re such a fun sponge, Alina. Alcatraz couldn’t compete. Anyway, where do we sleep? Not on the floor, I hope?” And so began the nightmare. A week turned to two. Then three. My spotless flat designed with care now resembled a barn. The hallway was a hazard of filthy shoes, the kitchen a disaster zone: greasy stains on quartz, crumbs, sticky puddles. Svetlana behaved like a lady of the manor, and I was the staff. “Alina, why’s the fridge empty?” she complained one night. “The kids need yogurts, and Igor and I want meat. Can’t you spoil your relatives a bit, now you’re on such a good salary?” “You’ve got a bank card and shops,” I replied, not looking up from my laptop. “Delivery’s 24/7.” “Stingy,” she muttered, slamming the fridge. “Can’t take your money with you to the grave, you know.” It wasn’t even the worst. One day coming home early, I found my nephews in my bedroom. The eldest bouncing on my extortionate mattress, the youngest drawing on my bedroom wall. With my limited edition Tom Ford lipstick. “OUT!” I barked, scattering the children. Svetlana rushed in, saw the ruined wallpaper and broken lipstick and just shrugged. “What’s the fuss? They’re kids! It’s just a mark on the wall. You’ll sort it. It’s only a lipstick. Buy a new one, you won’t go broke. Oh, by the way, we’ve realised our builders are useless, so we’re probably here until the summer. Anyway, it must be nice for you, not so lonely with all of us around!” Igor quietly stood by, saying nothing. Pathetic. I left for the bathroom before I did something criminal. That evening, Svetlana went to shower, leaving her phone on the kitchen table. The screen lit up: “Marina Lettings – Svetlana, sent you next month’s rent; the tenants are happy, asking if they can stay through August.” Then her bank pinged: “+£800 received.” Everything clicked. There was no renovation. She’d rented out her own place for easy money and decided to live off me—free food, free bills, and a profitable passive income. All at my expense. I snapped a photo of her screen. My hands didn’t tremble; I’d never been calmer. “Igor, kitchen. Now.” When he saw the photo, the blood drained from his face. “It might be a mistake, Alina…” “The only mistake here is you not kicking them out. They’re gone by lunchtime tomorrow, or you’re all out. You, your mum, your sister—the lot of you.” “But where will they go?” “I don’t care. Under a bridge or the Ritz, if they can afford it.” In the morning, Svetlana breezed out for a shopping spree—clearly spending her rent windfall—leaving the kids with Igor. As soon as the door shut: “Igor, take the kids out for a long walk. I’m ‘dealing with pests.’” As soon as they left, I called an emergency locksmith, then our local police station. Hospitality was over. It was time for a clean sweep. While the locksmith fitted a monster lock, I gathered up everything: Svetlana’s bras, kids’ tights, scattered toys, all into big black sacks. I didn’t fold—I stuffed. Her cosmetics, all of it. Within forty minutes, there was a pile by the door: five bin bags and two suitcases. When the police officer arrived, I produced all my documents, proving sole ownership. “Relatives?” he asked. “Ex-relatives,” I said. “Property negotiations are over.” Svetlana returned smiling, arms full of designer shopping, until she saw the pile and me with a copper. “What the hell, Alina? You’ve lost it! Where’s Igor? I’m calling him!” “Go ahead. He’s explaining to his kids why their mum is so enterprising.” She redialled; voicemail. Maybe at last Igor developed a backbone—or just feared divorce (and leaving with nothing). “You can’t do this! We’ve nowhere to go! I have children!” “Don’t lie. Give Marina my regards. See if your tenants want to extend to August, or if you’ll be moving back in yourself.” She froze, colour draining from her face. “Lock your phone next time, entrepreneur. You’ve lived off me for a month, eating my food, trashing my home, while letting your own for profit so you can save for a new car? Nice try. But it’s over.” She snatched her bags, swearing, hands shaking as she called a taxi. The lift doors closed behind her, taking all her baggage—literally and figuratively. I turned to the copper: “Thanks for the help.” “Just get decent locks,” he grinned. I locked the door. The satisfying click of the new lock was music to my ears. The smell of disinfectant lingered—clean-up crew opening every room. Igor returned, alone. He looked around warily. “Alina… she’s gone.” “I know.” “She was shouting awful things…” “I don’t care what rats scream as they’re chased off a sinking ship.” I sat in my spotless kitchen, drinking coffee from my own unbroken mug. The lipstick-marks were scrubbed away; only my food in the fridge. “You knew about the letting?” “No! Honestly, Alina! If I’d known—” “You’d have said nothing. Remember this, Igor: one more stunt from your family and your bags go out with theirs. Understood?” He nodded, eyes wide. He knew I meant it. I took a long sip of coffee. It was perfect—hot, strong, and, most importantly, enjoyed in the peace and quiet of my very own home. My crown? It fit just right.

The intercom didnt just ringit screeched, demanding attention. I glanced at the clock: seven in the morning, Saturday.

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Another Man’s Bride Val Vickers Was the Toast of the Town—The Go-To Host for Concerts, Weddings, and Even Pre-School Graduations, His Name Passed Privately from One Client to the Next. From Filling in for a Missing Toastmaster at a Friend’s Wedding to Becoming a Sought-After Singer-DJ, His Charisma and Talent Won Over Every Crowd—Except When It Came to Finding True Love Himself. Despite His Success, Val Longed for Lasting Happiness, But His Search Took an Unexpected Turn When a Stunning Woman Named Katherine Hired Him to Host a Wedding—A Bride Who Wasn’t What She Seemed, Leading Val Down a Hilarious and Heartfelt Path of Misunderstandings, Jealousy, and Ultimately a Love Story That Surprised Everyone.

Someone Elses Bride Charlie was always in demand. He never needed to advertise in the paper or on the telly;

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When Friends Arrived Empty-Handed to Our Housewarming Feast, I Closed the Fridge Door “Are you sure three kilos of pork shoulder is enough, Steve? Last time they devoured everything, even mopping up the bread with sauce. And Lucy asked for a takeaway ‘for the dog,’ then posted a photo of my roast on Instagram like it was her own masterpiece.” Julia anxiously fiddled with the kitchen towel, surveying the war zone her kitchen had become. It was only midday and she was already shattered. Up at six: a trip to the farmers’ market for the freshest meat, then the supermarket for premium booze and nibbles, followed by endless slicing, boiling, and roasting. Her husband Steve was peeling potatoes at the sink, his silent aggravation mounting along with the pile of peels, though he tried not to show it. “Jules, it’s half a kilo of meat each for four guests—and us. That’s plenty. You’re going all out: red caviar, smoked salmon, salad bowls the size of bathtubs. We’re not throwing a wedding—just finally celebrating our move! Late, but still.” “You don’t understand,” Julia said, stirring a thick sauce. “It’s Sarah and Mark, and Lisa and Tom—our oldest friends. We haven’t seen them in years, and they’re coming all the way from another side of town. I’d die if the table looked meagre. People would think we’ve gotten snobby since buying this flat and started scrimping.” Julia was always this way. It was in her bones, inherited from her gran, who could rustle up a feast from nothing. For her, an empty table was a personal insult. If you’re having guests—host a banquet! If it’s a party—the table should be groaning under the weight. She’d spent a week planning the menu, hunting recipes, squirreling away cash for the posh cognac Mark liked, and that fancy French wine Sarah always preferred. “Would be nice if they brought something for once,” Steve grumbled. “Last time at Tom’s birthday, we brought a nice gift, our own booze, and you baked a cake. And them? Remember just popping by their place? Builder’s tea and stale digestives.” “Oh, don’t be petty, Steve,” Julia chided gently. “They had a tough time then—mortgage and renovations. Things are fine for them now. Mark just got promoted, Lisa’s got a new fur coat. Maybe they’ll actually bring something. Cake or fruit? I hinted to Sarah that dessert should be theirs, so I didn’t bother making one.” By five the place sparkled and the dining room table looked like the window of an upscale food hall. Centre stage: gleaming homemade terrine, circled by dishes of prawn cocktail, luxury Olivier salad (with real roast beef and crayfish, not cheap ham!), and a spread of home-cured meats. That famous pork shoulder was slow-roasting in the oven with country potatoes and mushrooms. In the fridge: a bottle of “Finlandia” vodka, expensive cognac, and three bottles of wine chilling. Julia, exhausted but content, donned her best dress, fixed her hair, and waited for the doorbell. “I’m nervous,” she admitted to Steve. “First gathering in the new flat—I want everything to be perfect.” The bell rang—five o’clock, on the dot. Punctual, as ever. Julia opened the door to a lively crowd. Sarah in that infamous new mink, Mark in a designer leather jacket, Lisa loud with makeup, Tom already somewhat tipsy. “Congrats, homeowners!” Sarah whooped, bursting inside in a cloud of sickly-sweet perfume. “Show us the palace!” They bustled in, flinging coats at Steve, who scrambled to hang them up. Julia smiled, eyeing their hands—completely empty. No gift bag. No cake box. Not even a token bottle of wine or a bar of chocolate. “Where’s—” Julia started, but bit her lip. Maybe something was waiting in the car? Hidden in a pocket? “Wow, Jules, you’ve lost weight!” Lisa kissed her on the cheek, wandered in without removing her shoes, then eyed the living room critically. “Decor’s, well… a bit basic, but clean. Paintable wallpaper? Gosh, makes it look like my office. Should’ve gone with silk finish!” “We like minimalism,” Steve said diplomatically. “Table’s ready—come through.” They paraded into the lounge. Mark’s eyes lit up. “Wow, what a spread!” he grinned mischievously. “Julia, you are a legend. Knew we’d be fed right. We’ve starved ourselves all day for your roast!” Everyone took a seat. Julia dashed off to fetch hot starters. In her mind, one thought whirred: Maybe they’re giving us money? In a card? That’s why their hands are empty? Returning with the tray, she found her guests already elbows-deep in salads, not even holding back for a toast. “Mmm, top-notch salad!” Tom smacked his lips. “Steve, let’s get the glasses filled—thirsty work, this.” Steve poured vodka for the men, wine for the women. “To the new flat!” Mark toasted. “May your walls stay up, your neighbours behave. Cheers!” He downed his shot, used his sleeve as a napkin (never mind the linen ones provided), and stabbed at the smoked salmon. “Oi, Jules,” he added through a mouthful, “vodka’s a bit warm—should’ve stuck it in the freezer.” “It’s from the fridge, Mark—five degrees, just as it should be,” Julia replied, already seething inside. “Come off it—it should be ice cold! Never mind, it’ll do. Got any cognac? Fancy a chaser.” “I do,” Julia replied. “But maybe eat first?” “One doesn’t stop the other!” Tom guffawed. They got stuck in with gusto, food vanishing at an alarming rate. They ate as if they’d spent the week surviving on water and dry toast. And the critique kept coming. “This fish pie’s a bit dry,” Sarah sniffed, piling her third helping. “Skimped on mayo, or what?” “I made it myself, so it’s not as fatty,” Julia explained. “Oh, why bother! Buy a tub from the shop. Brilliant, quick, job done! And this caviar’s tiny—pink salmon? Should’ve gone for king.” Julia exchanged a look with Steve, whose knuckles were white around his fork. “So, tell us your news,” Steve tried. “Sarah, didn’t you just get back from Dubai?” “Oh, it was a dream!” Sarah gushed. “Five-star hotel, all you can eat, mountains of lobster, rivers of Champagne. I bought a real Louis Vuitton—two grand! Mark moaned, but hey—you only live once.” “Women, eh? Spend and spend,” Mark agreed, helping himself to more cognac. “I’m about to buy a new car. Saving up. We don’t waste money on things like renovations.” “What do you mean, ‘waste’?” Julia blinked. “Well, walls are walls, aren’t they?” Lisa explained. “We moved in ten years ago, never redecorated—just keep it all granny-style. But we go abroad every year, have proper meals out, wear branded gear. You lot, always obsessed with concrete. Boring lives.” “Talking of restaurants,” Tom interrupted, wiping greasy lips on a napkin and tossing it onto the tablecloth, “we went to The Ivy last night—amazing! The bill was a whopper, but worth it. Not like home cooking. Jules, will the roast be much longer? Salads don’t count as proper food!” Julia stood to clear plates, shaking inside. They boasted of designer bags and thousand-pound dinners, but arrived at her door empty-handed—not even a potted plant or a Dairy Milk. She retreated to the kitchen. Sarah slipped in behind, feigning helpfulness, really after a gossip. “Jules, you’ve outdone yourself…” she whispered. “But I can tell you’re a bit… stretched. This wine’s a bit average, isn’t it? Only have stuff like this at barbecues. Could’ve got something better for your guests.” “It’s French, twenty quid a bottle,” Julia said through gritted teeth, stacking the dishwasher. “Twenty?! You were robbed! Sour as vinegar. Listen—have you got some food for us to take home? Hangover city tomorrow, can’t be bothered to cook. Cold meat, salads—whatever. There’s so much, no way you’ll finish it before it goes off.” Julia froze, a plate in her hand. Slowly, she turned to Sarah. “You want me to pack you a doggy bag?” “Yeah, why not? Everyone does that—it’s budget-friendly! By the way—is there pudding? Kinda fancy something sweet. Did you bake a cake?” “You were bringing dessert, remember?” Julia reminded her quietly. “Me?! I never said that! I’m on a diet—don’t buy treats. Thought you’d make your Napoleon, you’re the pro. Or at least buy something decent. We came empty-handed ‘cos we reckoned you’d have everything. You’re loaded now—with a flat and all.” Julia set the plate down, the clink sharp as a gunshot. “So you thought we have everything. That we’re flush with cash.” “Of course! You’ve got a mortgage, fancy place—must be rolling in it. We’re the poor relations, saving for the Maldives. Anyway, hurry up with that roast—the men are banging cutlery for it.” Julia recalled lending Sarah money for a “last-minute holiday,” only to wait months for repayment (no thanks ever). How Steve had helped Mark move flat, putting in petrol—and how the hospitality was never returned. They’d come to every celebration, eating her out of house and home, but hosted rarely—in which case you’d get supermarket sausage rolls. She glanced at the oven—her masterpiece roast, golden and fragrant, half a day’s labour. At the fridge—the mammoth berry meringue cake, five times the price of a supermarket dessert. She closed the oven; switched off the gas. Walked over to the fridge and pressed the door shut. “There’ll be no roast,” she said loudly. “What? Burned it, did you?!” Sarah gawked. “No. It’s perfect. But you’re not having any.” Julia strode into the lounge. The men were pouring another round, debating politics. Steve looked utterly miserable. “Dear guests,” Julia announced, voice steely, “the party is over.” Everyone fell silent. Mark paused mid-toast. “What do you mean?” he asked. “We haven’t even had the main! You promised roast!” “I did,” Julia nodded. “But I’ve changed my mind.” “How’s that?” Lisa blustered. “We’re starving! Salads are just garnish—bring the meat!” “The roast is in the oven, and there it will stay. Now, kindly gather your things and see yourselves either home or to The Ivy—where you can spend a fortune and be properly fed.” “You pissed?” Tom bellowed. “Steve, sort your wife out! We’re your guests!” Steve slowly stood, glanced first at Julia, then at their “friends.” He saw the trembling in his wife, the unshed tears. And he understood. “She isn’t drunk,” Steve said firmly. “She’s just had enough. You came to our home empty-handed, drank my cognac, trashed Julia’s cooking, called our wine vinegar, and our home an office. And now, you demand more?” “Oh, we were joking!” blurted Sarah. “Just forgot the cake, that’s all! But at least we brought the party!” “Partying at our expense?” Julia retorted. “No, thanks. I stood at the stove for hours. Spent half my salary on this meal. I wanted you to feel special. But you… You’re leeches. Freeloaders. Swanning around Dubai—but can’t be bothered with a £2 bar of chocolate.” “So that’s how it is? Choking on your roast, are you?” Mark snapped, upending a chair. “Come on, let’s get out of this miserly dump! I’ll never set foot here again!” “Off you go,” Steve said, opening the door wide. “Don’t forget your empty Tupperwares.” They thundered out, cursing and moaning. Sarah shrieked that she’d never speak to Julia again; Lisa griped about a ruined evening; the men swore all the way down the stairs. As the door clicked shut, silence settled on the battered table—wine stains, crumpled napkins, messy plates. Steve slipped his arm round Julia’s shoulders. “You alright?” he whispered. “My hands are shaking,” she admitted. “Am I really a miser? Should I have just fed them and kept quiet?” “You’re not stingy. You finally started respecting yourself. I’m proud of you. Honestly, I’d have kicked them out myself, if you hadn’t. They crossed a line, Jules.” She sighed, relaxing into him. “And the roast?” Steve ventured, eyes twinkling. “Because it smells so good I could eat right now…” Julia laughed—truly, for the first time all evening. “It’s ready. And the cake’s here too—huge, with berries.” They sat down, pushed aside dirty dishes, and served themselves: slow-roasted pork, luscious cake, that ‘sour’ Bordeaux wine. “To us,” Steve said, raising his glass. “And to our home—may it welcome only those who come with open hearts, not empty hands.” That meal, in the quiet, was the best of their lives. An hour later, Julia’s phone buzzed—Sarah, from McDonald’s: “Enjoy your roast, you miserable cow! We’re choking down burgers thanks to you. You should be ashamed!” Julia smiled, pressed “block,” then did the same for Lisa, Mark, and Tom. Her contact list was four names shorter. But her world felt lighter—and her fridge was full of good food, now destined only for those who truly deserved it. This story reminds us: friendship is a two-way street, and sometimes a closed fridge door is the best way to preserve your own self-respect.

The memory still brings a rueful smile to my face, all these years laterthe day when a table heaving

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The Sunday Dad: A Story “Where’s my daughter?” Olesya repeated, her teeth chattering—either from fear, or from the cold.

Wheres my daughter? repeated Alice, her teeth chattering from fright as much as from the chill in the air.

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Two Pink Lines on a Test Became Her Ticket to a Fresh Start—And Plunged Her Best Friend Into Heartbreak. She Married to the Cheers of Betrayers, But the True Ending Was Written by the One Everyone Thought Just a Foolish Pawn

Two blue lines on a test: her passport to a new life, and the ticket to hell for her best friend.