Walton Merritt

Excuse Me, Sir, Please Mind the Queue. Oh—Is That Smell Coming from You? — A Chance Encounter in a Village Shop Leads Rita, on the Brink of Renovations, to Hire a Down-on-His-Luck Stranger Whose Sapphire Eyes Hide a Past as a Physics Teacher, Setting Off an Unexpected Romance, Family Drama, and a New Start in Middle Age

– Sir, please, theres no need to push. Good heavens, is that smell coming from you? –

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– Sir, please, theres no need to push. Good heavens, is that smell coming from you? –

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Oksana, Are You Busy? A Mother’s Last-Minute Holiday Errand, a Chance Encounter on an Icy Winter Night, and the Unpredictable Path of Love and Forgiveness—A New Year’s Eve Tale in London

Emily, are you busy? my mum asked, popping her head into my room. One minute, Mum. Ill send this email

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Igor Never Came Home from Holiday: “Hasn’t your husband called or written?” “No, Vera, not a word in all this time,” Lyudmila joked, straightening her work apron over her broad waist. “So he’s either run off or, well…” Vera nodded sympathetically. “But keep waiting. The police, nothing from them either?” “Nothing at all, Vera, like fish under water,” Lyudmila sighed. Such conversations weighed heavily on Lyudmila as she swept autumn leaves from her front path in the long autumn of 1988. Three years into her retirement, Lyudmila had returned to work as a council cleaner after money ran short. Her life, much like any typical English family – neither good nor bad – was steady: both working, raising a son, her husband only ever drinking on holidays, respected at work, not one for the pub nor wandering eyes. Lyudmila herself had worked as an NHS nurse all her life, with plenty of certificates to show for it. But then, her husband left for a seaside holiday and never returned. At first she thought nothing of it—no news is good news, perhaps. But when he didn’t come home on the date expected, she called every hospital, police station—even the local mortuary. She telegrammed the army base where her son served, and together they learned: he checked out of his hotel but never caught his train. He’d simply disappeared. At work, her husband’s boss only shrugged: “Our job was to give him the seaside holiday, not chase family drama. If he doesn’t clock in, he’ll be let go for absence.” Lyudmila was desperate to travel down to the coast, but her son persuaded her to wait: “There’s nothing you’ll find there, Mum. I’ll go when I get a week off. In my uniform, they’ll listen.” Still, she visited the police like clockwork. Her worries followed her home, so she hid them under housework. Autumn leaves fell faster than she could sweep. At night, she wept quietly, cursing her fate and the cruel ordeal of loneliness and not knowing. Igor reappeared just as suddenly as he’d gone. He wore the same navy suit he’d left in. No bag, no suitcase—just standing, hands deep in his pockets, watching her sweep the drive. She didn’t even notice him at first until her son called out. Lyudmila dropped her broom, dashed to her husband, arms outstretched, embracing him like a bird returning after a long migration. Igor hugged her back, awkwardly at first. “Come on then, let’s get inside,” her son grumbled, and Lyudmila heard the ice in his voice. After fussing about the kitchen, she asked Igor why he hadn’t at least phoned. Her son broke the silence: “Mum, I found Dad living with another woman, Olga, by the sea. He didn’t want to come back.” Lyudmila stared at Igor, who sat silent and downcast, fingers intertwined, looking like a guilty child. “So, you stayed with someone else. What on earth’s going on, Igor?” He wouldn’t meet her gaze. “I just…I realised our life was all work, no freedom. I wanted a fresh start.” “Oh, freedom! And you, son, why’d you drag your father back? Was it to humiliate me? Would have been kinder to say he’d died!” She raged: “If you’d wanted a new life, you’d have divorced me like an honest man before running to ‘freedom’. Go, leave. I don’t want to see you.” Igor trudged away. Two weeks passed. Lyudmila swept the street as usual when Igor returned, now in an old overcoat and a ridiculous hat. “Lyuda,” he called softly. She looked him over with blank, tired eyes. He edged closer. “I’m back at the factory—just as a worker now. Will you have me?” She leaned on her broom. “I’ll have you—for a divorce. Paperwork needs sorting fast.” “So you can’t forgive me?” “If you understand, why are you here? Olga didn’t want you back?” “She told me if I left, not to bother coming back, but… so here I am.” A bitter laugh escaped her. “Turns out, Igor, you’re not wanted here or there. Men who run away aren’t wanted anywhere. You only came back because your son made you. Go live your life. Don’t get in my way.” She swept his shoes with the broom, turned, and went back to sweeping her path. When she looked back moments later, Igor was gone. She breathed easier—as if a weight had lifted—and went back to her work, determined to stand her ground, no matter who tried to hurt her again.

Ever since his holiday, Frank didnt return Still nothing from your old man? Not a call, not a letter?

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— I’ve Had Enough of You!!!… You tell me I eat wrong, dress wrong, and do everything wrong!!! — Pavel’s voice broke into a shout. — You can’t do anything right!!!… Can’t even earn decent money!… I can never count on your help around the house!… — Marina sobbed, — …And there are no children…, — she added in a barely audible whisper. Bella — a white-and-ginger cat of about ten, perched atop the cupboard, silently observed the latest “tragedy” unfold. She knew, could even feel, that Mum and Dad loved each other deeply… so she simply couldn’t understand why they had to speak such hurtful words that only made everyone miserable. Mum fled to the bedroom in tears, while Dad lit one cigarette after another. Sensing her family slowly falling apart, Bella pondered: “We need happiness in this house… and happiness means children… We need to find children, somehow.” Bella herself couldn’t have kittens — she’d been spayed long ago. As for Mum…, the doctors always said it was possible, but things just never worked out… The next morning, once her humans left for work, Bella, for the very first time, slipped out through the window to visit her neighbour, Lucky, for advice. — Why on earth would you want kids?! — Lucky snorted — Ours bring their kittens round and I have to hide from them… They smear my whiskers with lipstick or squeeze me so tightly I can hardly breathe! Bella sighed: — We want normal children… If only we knew where to find them… — Well… Street-cat Molly’s got a litter… there are five of them… — Lucky mused — take your pick… Taking a deep breath, Bella braved a leap from balcony to balcony, made her way down to the street, and squeezed through the bars of a cellar window. — Molly, could you come here a minute please… A chorus of desperate squeaks echoed from the dark. Cautiously creeping over, Bella began to whimper. Beneath the radiator, right on the gravel, five tiny, blind kittens snuffled at the air, mewing for their mum. Molly hadn’t been back in at least three days, and the babies were starving… Fighting back her tears, Bella gently, yet determinedly, carried each kitten to the building’s front entrance. Curling up beside them, doing her best to keep the hungry bunch from wandering off, she watched anxiously down the drive, waiting for Mum and Dad to return. That evening, Pavel silently picked Marina up from work and together they returned home. Approaching the steps, they were stopped in their tracks — there was their Bella (who’d never been outside on her own before), patiently lying with five needy, mewing kittens. — What on earth is going on?? — Pavel stammered. — It’s a miracle… — echoed Marina, and scooping up both cat and kittens, they hurried inside… As Bella purred in her box full of babies, Pavel asked: — So what do we do with them? — I’ll hand-feed them with a dropper… Once they’re bigger, we’ll find them homes… I’ll ring my friends…, — Marina replied softly. Three months later, reeling from unexpected news, Marina sat stroking her “cat clan” and whispered in disbelief: — This just doesn’t happen…, it just doesn’t happen… And then she and Pavel, spilling tears of joy, danced through the house, exclaiming over each other: — I didn’t build this home for nothing! — The baby will get the fresh air it needs! — And the kittens can roam the garden! — There’s room for all of us! — I love you!!! — I love you even more!!! And wise old Bella wiped a tear — life, at last, was coming together…

Oh, you really are driving me completely up the wall! I eat wrong, I dress wrong, apparently I even breathe wrong!

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The Mother-in-Law Anna Peterson sat in her kitchen, watching milk quietly simmer on the stove. She had already forgotten to stir it three times, each time remembering too late—the foam would rise up and spill over, leaving her to wipe the mess in irritation. In those moments, she felt it clearly: it wasn’t about the milk at all. Ever since her second grandchild was born, it felt as though her family had come off the rails. Her daughter grew tired, thinner, speaking less. Her son-in-law came home late, ate in silence, sometimes retreating straight to his room. Anna noticed, and thought: how can you leave a woman to manage alone? She spoke up. Softly at first, then more sharply. First to her daughter, then to her son-in-law. But she soon noticed a strange thing: after she spoke, the house didn’t become lighter, but heavier. Her daughter defended her husband, her son-in-law grew gloomier, and Anna returned home feeling as though somehow, she had done everything wrong again. That day, she went to see Father Michael—not for advice, but simply because she had nowhere else to take these feelings. “I must be a terrible person,” she said, not looking at him. “I do everything wrong.” The priest put down his pen. “Why do you think that?” Anna shrugged. “I just wanted to help. But I only seem to make everyone angrier.” He regarded her, kindly, not sternly. “You’re not terrible. You’re just tired. And very anxious.” She sighed. That sounded about right. “I’m scared for my daughter,” she admitted. “She’s so different since the baby. And him…” she waved her hand. “It’s like he doesn’t even notice.” “Have you noticed what he does do?” Father Michael asked. Anna thought for a moment. She remembered last week, when he quietly washed the dishes late at night, thinking no one saw. How, on Sunday, he took the pram for a walk, even though he looked like he longed to just collapse and sleep. “He helps… I suppose,” she conceded. “But not in the right way.” “What’s the right way?” the priest asked calmly. Anna was ready to answer, but suddenly realised she didn’t know. In her mind, it was simply: more, better, more attentive. But what exactly—she couldn’t say. “I just want it to be easier for her,” she said. “Then say that,” Father Michael replied softly. “But don’t say it to him—say it to yourself.” She looked at him. “What do you mean?” “I mean, right now, you’re fighting not for your daughter, but with her husband. And fighting means tension. It tires everyone. You, and them.” Anna was silent for a while. Then she asked: “So what should I do? Pretend everything’s fine?” “No,” he said. “Just do what helps. Deeds, not words. And not against someone—but for someone.” On her way home, she thought about that. She remembered how, when her daughter was little, she didn’t lecture her, but simply sat beside her when she cried. Why was it so different now? The next day, she dropped in unannounced. She brought soup. Her daughter was surprised, her son-in-law embarrassed. “I won’t stay long,” Anna said, “Just came to help.” She sat with the children while her daughter napped. Quietly left, without saying a word about how hard they had it, or what they ought to do. A week later, she returned. And again the following week. She still saw that her son-in-law wasn’t perfect. But she noticed something else: the way he gently picked up the baby, the way he covered her daughter with a blanket in the evening, thinking no one noticed. One day, in the kitchen, she finally asked him: “Is it hard for you right now?” He looked surprised, as if no one had ever asked. “It is,” he admitted after a pause. “Very.” He said nothing more. But after that, something sharp seemed to leave the air between them. Anna realised: she’d been waiting for him to change. But she needed to start with herself. She stopped discussing him with her daughter. When her daughter complained, she no longer said, “I told you so.” She simply listened. Sometimes she took the children so her daughter could rest. Sometimes she called her son-in-law just to ask how he was. It wasn’t easy. It was much easier to be angry. But gradually, the house grew quieter. Not better, not perfect—quieter. Without the constant tension. One day, her daughter told her: “Mum, thank you for being with us now, not against us.” Anna thought about those words for a long time. She understood something simple: reconciliation isn’t when someone admits they’re wrong. It’s when someone decides to stop fighting first. She still wished her son-in-law was more attentive. That never went away. But alongside it, something else lived—something more important: she wished for peace in the family. And every time the old urge—indignation, resentment, the impulse to say something sharp—rose up, she asked herself: Do I want to be right—or do I want to make things easier for them? The answer, almost always, told her what to do next.

Margaret was sat in the kitchen, watching milk gently simmering on the hob. Shed already forgotten to

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“My Grandkids Only See Fresh Fruit Once a Month While I Buy Expensive Food for My Cats”—My Daughter-in-Law Rants at Me, Accusing Me of Being Heartless… My daughter-in-law decided to shame me because her children only get fruit once a month, while I buy premium cat food for my pets. But the fact is, her children have a mum and dad to care for their nutrition—my cats only have me. When I told my son and daughter-in-law perhaps it was time to slow down their baby boom, I was told to mind my own business. So I do now. I feed my cats and listen to the righteous outrage of my endlessly reproachful daughter-in-law.

The grandchildren only get fruit once a month, and yet she buys that posh food for her cats!

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Vitaly Sat Down Comfortably at His Desk With a Laptop and Cup of Coffee, Ready to Finish Some Work—Until an Unexpected Call from the Maternity Ward Changed Everything: A Stranger’s Death, a Mysterious Baby, and a Conversation With a Grieving Mother That Would Turn His Life Upside Down

Arthur settled himself comfortably at his desk, laptop open, mug of tea steaming away. There were a few

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I Called Out the Window, “Mum, Why Are You Up So Early? You’ll Catch Your Death!” She Turned, Waving Her Shovel: “I’m Doing This for You Lazybones.” The Next Day, Mum Was Gone… Even Now I Can’t Pass Our Garden Without My Heart Breaking: Each Time I See That Path, It Feels Like Someone’s Gripping My Chest. I Took That Photo on the Second of January—Just Passing By, I Saw Mum’s Footprints in the Snow and Stopped. Snapped a Picture Without Knowing Why; Now, It’s All That Remains From Those Days… We Always Celebrated New Year Together as a Family. On the 31st, Mum Was Up Early, Making Her Legendary Fried Cutlets, Calling Me Down in Her Peach-Print Apron. Dad Brought Home a Giant Tree (“Blimey, Dad, Did You Chop Down the Whole Forest?”), Mum Dusted Off Our Old Decorations—Including the Glass Angel She Got Me for My First Christmas. My Brother Showed Up With Champagne, My Sister and I Decorated, and at Midnight We All Went Outside. Sparklers, Mum by My Side, Whispering, “Isn’t Life Wonderful?”—And I Whispered Back, “The Best, Mum.” We Laughed Until We Cried, Mum Dancing in Her Wellies, Dad Spinning Her Round. The Next Morning, Mum Was Back in the Kitchen (“Save Room, It’s Only the Start of the Holidays!”), and On the 2nd, I Saw Her Clearing the Snow-Covered Path, Just Like Always (“Or You Lot Will End Up Trudging Through Drifts Till Spring—Put the Kettle On, Will You?”). That Was the Last Time I Heard Her Cheerful Voice. On the 3rd, She Murmured, “Girls, My Chest Hurts a Bit…”—Brushed Off the Ambulance (“Just Tired, Love”), Joked as Always, but Suddenly, Something Was Deeply Wrong—Her Last Words, “I Love You So Much… Hate to Say Goodbye.” Everything Happened in a Blink: One Day She Was Dancing Under Fireworks, and the Next, She Was Gone. I Stood in the Snow, Staring at Her Footprints from Gate to Porch—The Last Path She Cleared for Us, and I Couldn’t Bear to Let the Snow Hide Them. That Photo of Mum’s Final Tracks—I Look at It Every Third of January, Staring at the Bare Path Where Her Footprints Once Were, Realising: Beneath That Snow, She Left Her Last Mark. And Somehow, I’m Still Following Her Steps…

I remember calling out of the window, Mum, what are you doing outside so early? Youll catch your death!

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THE FOOL Everyone thought Anna was a simpleton. She’d been married to her husband for fifteen years. They had two children: Alice, fourteen, and Sam, seven. Her husband barely bothered to hide his affairs—he cheated on her first on the second day of their marriage, with a waitress, and there was no counting how many followed. Her friends tried to open her eyes, but Anna simply smiled and stayed silent. Anna worked as an accountant at a toy factory. The salary, according to her, was tiny, but the workload was never-ending—even working weekends. During financial reporting season, she might not come home at all. Her husband, meanwhile, earned very well. Still, Anna was a hopeless homemaker. No matter how much money she had for groceries, the fridge was always empty, and the best she ever managed for dinner was borscht or pasta and meatballs. That was life. Everyone around them gossiped, especially when they saw her husband Val with a new flame. He would often come home, as they said, “dry as a bone.” “That Anna’s such a fool, why does she put up with such a cheat?” On the day Sam turned ten, her husband came home and announced he wanted a divorce. He’d fallen in love, he said, and family life no longer suited him. “Don’t take it personally, Anna, but I’m filing for divorce. You’re cold as a fish. At least if you were a good housewife, but you’re not even that.” “Alright, I agree to the divorce,” Anna replied. Val nearly fell off his chair; he’d been expecting a scandal, hysterics, tears—anything but calm acceptance. “Fine, then you pack your things and I’ll stay out of your way. Leave your keys under the mat; I’ll be back tomorrow.” Anna looked at him with a silent, strangely knowing smile. This was all odd, Val thought, but brushed it off—he was imagining his new, happy life, free of children and a tiresome wife. The next day, he returned home with his new flame, checked under the mat for the key—nothing. That annoyed him a little. “No matter, I’ll just change the locks. Easy,” he shrugged to himself and tried his old key. Didn’t fit. He knocked on the door. A burly man in slippers and a dressing gown answered. “What do you want, mate?” “This is my flat, actually,” Val said, not very confidently. “I’d argue with that. Got any documents to prove it?” No, of course he didn’t. He started fumbling for his passport, remembering the address should be inside. The man glanced at it, frowned, then handed it back. “When was the last time you looked at this?” Val nervously flipped the page; there were two stamps—a registration and a deregistration, the latter dated two years ago. How could this have happened? He didn’t push his luck with the bouncer at the door. He tried ringing Anna, but her number was disconnected. He waited for her at the toy factory gates—only to find out Anna hadn’t worked there for a year. His daughter was studying abroad. He thought at least Sam would be at the local school, but the school told him Sam had been transferred—last year. Sorry, confidential. Devastated by all that had happened, Val slumped onto a bench and buried his head in his hands. How had simple, quiet Anna pulled this off? And how had she managed to sell the flat? “No matter, I’ll sort this out at the divorce hearing,” he muttered, grimly. On the day of the hearing, he arrived furious, ready to expose Anna as a fraud and reclaim all that was his—only to learn the hard truth. Two years ago, he’d signed a general power of attorney for Anna, during an affair with stunning Eliza. He’d brushed off the details when Anna, needing paperwork for their daughter’s studies, had suggested it. Advised by his solicitor, he’d unwittingly handed over everything he owned. When Eliza heard he no longer had a flat, she disappeared fast. “Well, at least I’ll get her with child support,” Val consoled himself. But instead of a summons for spousal maintenance, he received a court order regarding a paternity dispute. Anna revealed both children were not Val’s—she’d seen him cheat on their wedding day and embarked on revenge of her own. First, she cheated back, then she hid every penny he gave her for the house, feeding the children at her mum’s and saving up. Anna’s mother had tried to stop her: “Revenge will destroy you, ruin the children,” but Anna would not be swayed. She even did DNA tests, though she already knew who the children’s real father was. Val took the loss of his flat better than the news that the kids weren’t even his. Beware the women you wrong—for a wronged woman’s wrath knows no bounds.

Everyone always thought Emily was a bit of a dimwit. Shed been married to her husband, Martin, for fifteen