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Towards a New Chapter: “Mum, how much longer must we stay in this backwater? We’re not just in the sticks—we’re in the sticks of the sticks,” sang my daughter Masha as she returned from a coffee shop. “I’ve told you a hundred times—this is our home, our roots. I’m not going anywhere,” I replied from my place on the sofa, legs propped up like what I call the ‘Queen’s gymnast pose.’ “Roots, roots… Give it ten more years and you’ll wilt, and then another ‘beetle’ will show up for you to introduce as my new dad.” After those painful words, I stared at my reflection in the wardrobe mirror. “My roots are just fine, don’t exaggerate…” “That’s what I’m saying—right now they’re normal, but soon enough you’ll have to decide if you’re a turnip, pumpkin, or sweet potato—whatever takes your chef’s fancy.” “If you want to move, go yourself, darling. You’re legally an adult. Why do you need me?” “For peace of mind, Mum. If I leave for a better life, who’ll look after you?” “My insurance, my salary, the internet—there’ll be another beetle, like you said. It’s easy for you, being young and savvy. I’m already halfway to Valhalla.” “But you joke like my friends and you’re barely forty…” “Why say that out loud? Just to ruin my day?” “In cat years, that’s only five,” she quipped. “You’re forgiven.” “Mum, while there’s still time, let’s hop on a train and go. There’s nothing here for us.” “I only just got them to spell our name right on the gas bill and we’re registered at the clinic here,” I protested with my last arguments. “They’ll take us anywhere with our NHS numbers. We don’t have to sell—if it doesn’t work out, we’ve somewhere to come back to. I’ll show you how to REALLY live, Mum.” “My sonographer said you’d never let me rest. Thought it was a joke—until he won bronze on ‘Britain’s Got Psychics’. Alright, we’ll go, but if it all goes wrong, promise you’ll let me come back in peace.” “Pinky swear!” “Your co-creator made that same promise at the registry office, and look how that turned out.” *** Masha and her mum skipped the county town and headed straight for London. After emptying three years’ savings, they splurged on a studio flat out in Zone 6, squeezed between a market and the bus station, and paid four months’ rent up front. The money ran low before they’d even started spending. Masha was calm and full of energy. She skipped the tedious unpacking and dove straight into the city’s creative, social, and nightlife scene. She blended in fast, mastering local slang and style as if she’d lived here forever, not just beamed in from some parallel suburb of the universe. Meanwhile, Mum lived between morning cups of herbal tea and evening chamomile. She ignored Masha’s pleas to go exploring and instead scoured job sites, only to find salaries and vacancies that made no sense together and felt like a trap. Her prediction: they’d last six months, tops, before heading home. She brushed off her daughter’s ‘modern’ criticism and landed a job as a cook at a private school, plus evenings washing dishes at a café. “Mum, you’re back at the stove round the clock! Might as well never have left. Why not retrain—become a graphic designer, a sommelier, or even a brow stylist? Ride the Tube, drink overpriced coffee, adapt!” “I’m not ready. But don’t worry about me, love—I’ll manage. Just get yourself sorted.” Masha set about fitting in: holing up in cafés on the tabs of other regional migrants, building mental and mystical ties with the city as decreed by a rune-reading blogger, and hanging out in groups where only money and ‘success’ were discussed. She wasn’t rushing into work or relationships; she and the city needed to grow into each other first. Four months in, Mum paid the rent from her own earnings, quit dishwashing and started cooking for an extra school. Masha meanwhile dropped several courses, auditioned at a local radio station, appeared as an extra in a student film where they paid her in pasta, and briefly dated two aspiring musicians—one a complete donkey, the other a family man (and a real ‘tomcat’ in every sense) who wasn’t looking to settle. *** “Mum, fancy going out tonight? Or shall we get pizza and watch a film? I’m too knackered to move,” yawned Masha, sprawled on the sofa in the ‘Queen’s gymnast pose’ as Mum did her makeup. “You order, I’ll transfer you some money—don’t worry about me, I’m not likely to be hungry when I get back.” “Back from where?” Masha sat up straight, frowning. “I’ve been invited out to dinner,” Mum replied with a shy giggle. “By who?” Masha couldn’t muster any excitement. “We had an inspection at school. I served the head of the commission your childhood-favourite meatballs. He joked about meeting the chef, and one thing led to another—we grabbed a coffee, like you always say to. Tonight I’m cooking dinner at his.” “Are you mad? Going to a stranger’s house? For dinner!” “So what?” “You know he’s not just after your lasagne, right?” “Darling. I’m forty, single, he’s forty-five, clever and not married. Honestly, I’ll be happy with whatever he expects.” “You sound like a desperate villager with no options.” “You don’t sound like my daughter. You dragged me here to LIVE, not just exist.” Masha realises they’ve swapped roles—and promptly self-medicates with an XXL pizza. Mum comes home after midnight, lit up by happiness, and sidesteps Masha’s questions. “A thoroughly British beetle—definitely not a foreign invader,” she jokes, and heads for the shower. Dates, theatres, stand-up shows, jazz concerts, book clubs, and tea clubs follow. In six months, she signs up for cooking courses, earns certificates, and learns to make complex dishes. Masha tries not to freeload and applies to posh firms. No luck—big roles keep eluding her, friends only paid for her out of novelty, so she lands a job as a barista, then later, a night bartender. The city’s grind sets in, painting insomnia circles under her eyes. No love story emerges; drunken bar guests offer blurred romance, but nothing worthy of a fairy tale. Eventually, it’s all too much. “You were right, Mum—this was a mistake. I’m sorry I dragged you here. We need to go home,” declares Masha after a rough shift, stuffing her suitcase. “Going home? Why?” Mum asks, in the middle of packing. “Back where they spell our surname right, where we belong, where we’re registered at the proper clinic. You were always right.” “I’m settled here now and don’t want to leave,” Mum says, studying her daughter’s red eyes. “I don’t care—I want out. I hate this place: the Tube, the overpriced coffee, everyone in the bar is so pretentious. Let’s just go home. You’ve packed too, haven’t you?” “I’m moving in with Jeff,” Mum suddenly reveals. “You mean, MOVING IN with him?” “I reckon you’re set now—grown up, gorgeous, working, and living in London! Opportunity here flows faster than the Thames. Thank you for bringing me. If not for you, I’d still be pining in our backwater. Here, life truly sparkles! Thank you!” Tears fall, but Masha isn’t reassured. “Mum, how will I cope? Who’s going to look after me?” “Health insurance, a steady wage, the internet—plus, you’ll find your own beetle,” Mum quips back, echoing Masha’s words. “So you’re just abandoning me?” “I’m not. You promised—no tantrums.” “Yeah, yeah… Hand me the house keys.” “They’re in my bag. But just one thing—can you help Grandma? She’s moving down too. I’ve sorted it all with her. She’s landed a job at the local post office—after forty years, she could send a letter to the North Pole and it’d get there! Time she takes a chance before her ‘roots’ dry out.”

Towards a New Life Mum, how much longer do we have to rot here? Lucy complained, slamming the front door

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The Kidnapping of the Century — “I Want Men Chasing After Me and Crying When They Can’t Catch Up!” Marina Read Aloud Her Wish, Torched the Paper, and Downed Her Glass of Bubbly Amidst Laughter. As the Festive Fairy Lights Twinkled and Laughter Blended into a Party Firework, Marina Woke Surrounded by a Rowdy Crowd of Kids, a Handsome Stranger, and Absolutely No Memory of How She Became Their Mum — Only to Discover That This New Year’s Morning is About to Turn Into the Grandest Prank of Her Life.

The Great Kidnap Caper I wish blokes would chase after me and bawl their eyes out because they can’

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My Son Isn’t Ready to Be a Father… “Slut! Ungrateful Pig!” shrieked her mother at Natalie at the top of her lungs. Her daughter’s rounded belly only fueled her fury. “Get out and never come back! I never want to see you again!” Natalie’s mother truly threw her out, as she had many times before for smaller infractions. But this time, when Natalie “got herself in trouble,” her mother said she was never, ever welcome again unless she straightened herself out. Drenched in tears and carrying a small suitcase, Natalie hobbled to her beloved—her utterly flustered boyfriend. It turned out Nazar hadn’t even admitted to his parents that Natalie was pregnant by him. Nazar’s mother asked at once if “something could still be done,” but it was clearly too late—Natalie’s belly was unmistakable. In complete shock, terrified for her future, Natalie was ready for anything if only someone would help. A month ago, she had fought firmly against her mother’s suggestion; now, desperation and fear had set in. “My son isn’t ready to be a father,” Nazar’s mother declared resolutely. “He’s young—you’ll ruin his life. Of course, we’ll help as we can, but for now I’ve arranged for you to stay at a rehabilitation home for unwanted pregnant girls like you.” In the centre, Natalie finally found a small room, a breath of relief. No one pestered her, and she was prepared for birth emotionally and physically, with the help of a psychologist. When the key moment came and she held a tiny bundle in her arms—a baby girl—Natalie panicked. When she calmed down and really looked at the child, she marvelled at her small, mysterious daughter. With Christmas drawing near, Natalie was told to seek new lodgings—her place was needed for someone else. With month-old Eva in her arms, Natalie sat with no idea how they’d survive, where to find money or a place to sleep. Her own mother’s heart remained frozen, refusing to acknowledge her granddaughter; she wrote them both out of her life. “What a sad Christmas Eve, darling,” Natalie whispered to Eva. She had always loved the holiday, going carolling since childhood to earn a tidy sum. Eager to recapture that warmth, she thought, “Why not? My baby is quiet, I’ll bundle her up and go sing. If people don’t open their doors, so be it.” The next day, Natalie picked a quiet residential street for her carolling. At first, people eyed such an unusual caroller suspiciously, expecting male singers as tradition. Yet in some houses, warmed by her heartfelt singing and moved by the sight of her baby, they gifted her with money and treats, understanding that misfortune, not merriment, had brought her there. Going door to door was hard. “Just that last big house—maybe I’ll get a proper gift,” she thought, feeling hopeful as her pockets grew heavy with coins, enough to feel some relief. “May I sing you a carol?” she asked when the owner welcomed her inside. But the man’s behaviour unsettled her. He stared at Natalie’s face, then at her child, grew pale, and slumped shakily onto the sofa. “Nadine?” he said, voice trembling. “What? No, I’m Natalie… you must have mistaken me for someone else.” “Natalie? You look just like my wife… and the baby—she’s a girl?” “Yes.” “I had a daughter, too. But they’re gone… a car accident. Just the other night, I dreamed they came home… Then you appeared. Is such a thing possible?” “I… I don’t know what to say…” “Please, come in. Don’t be shy. Tell me your story.” At first, Natalie feared the stranger—his emotions so raw, his reactions so strange. Yet she had nowhere else to go. She stepped into the spacious sitting room, seeing on the wall a photo of his late wife—so like herself… Natalie found herself pouring out her story, every detail. At last, someone was listening, truly interested in her. The man sat in silence, soaking in every word, glancing now and then at baby Eva, sleeping soundly and smiling in her dreams—as if she already sensed she had found a home, soon to become her own…

The Son Unready for Fatherhood… Shameless! Ungrateful little pig! my mother shrieked at me, then

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Valerie Was Washing Up in the Kitchen When John Walked In, Turned Off the Lights, and Started Yet Another Argument About Wasting Electricity and Money—A Story of Fifteen Years of Penny-Pinching, Resentment, and a Wife’s Decision to Finally Choose Living Over Saving

Violet was scrubbing dishes in the kitchen, lost in the clatter of crockery and the strange hum that

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— Not Again With the Licking! Max, Get Him Away! Anna glared in exasperation at Timmy, the hapless pup bouncing around her feet. How did they end up with a dog like him? They’d spent ages researching, weighing up breeds, even seeking expert advice. They understood the responsibility—finally settling on a German Shepherd: loyal friend, vigilant guard, steadfast protector, sort of like a three-in-one shampoo. Only their “protector” needed rescuing from the neighbour’s cats… “He’s just a pup! Give him time—he’ll grow up, you’ll see.” “Yeah, I’m counting the days for this beast to grow into his paws. Do you realise he eats more than we do? How will we feed him? And for goodness’ sake, don’t stomp about like a lumberjack—you’ll wake the baby!” Anna grumbled as she collected the shoes Timmy had scattered. They lived on Churchill Avenue, in a ground-floor flat of one those grand, old red-brick buildings with windows almost at street level. The location was perfect but for one thing: the windows faced a shadowy cul-de-sac at the back, a haunt for shady sorts in the evenings, the scene of more than a few brawls. Anna spent her days at home with newborn Katie while Max was off working at the National Gallery or trawling through antique markets and second-hand bookstalls in his free time. With a curator’s keen eye, he unearthed hidden gems: rare art, collectible china, and Edwardian silver—all amassing quietly in their flat. The growing collection, and her days alone with a baby in a neighbourhood notorious for break-ins, made Anna anxious. “Anna, when do you think is best to walk Timmy? Now or after lunch?” “I don’t know, and honestly, that’s your dog business, not mine!” The word “walkies” sent Timmy zooming down the hall—so fast he nearly skidded into the wall—before snatching his lead and bouncing up, nose to ceiling. What a horse, not a dog! He loved everyone, greeted guests with a wag and brought anyone who’d let him his ball—while the only thing he protected was his reputation as the friendliest neighbour on the block. He wouldn’t even chase the local cats. Instead, he tried to make friends with them—resulting in a paw swipe across his nose more than once. The block’s cats were tough—maybe they should’ve got one of those for protection! With Max heading off to Henley-on-Thames for the Levitan Festival tomorrow, Anna faced another day alone: stuck guarding china and walking this big-eared dunce. Just what every mum needs… At dawn, Max tried to leave quietly, but Anna still caught the sound of the kettle, the jingle of the lead, his hushing Timmy from barking or thumping about. She drifted back to sleep until Katie’s fussing woke her, greeted by the same ordinary, peaceful day. Friends often sighed: “Anna, you married so young—torn between husband and daughter, stuck in the kitchen. Don’t you get bored?” But Anna found charm in the everyday, even if life wasn’t perfect. She coped with cramped space, tight budgets, and Max’s collectors’ passion burning through every spare penny—now leaving her with this big-eared companion. But Anna knew: you have to love people, foibles and all. No one promised perfection. She sat in the nursery feeding Katie, who kept dozing off mid-feed. When the doorbell rang, Anna didn’t answer. She wasn’t expecting anyone; no friend would trek across town without a call first. She treasured these quiet mornings, with only the old grandfather clock ticking and the muted city hum slipping in through the window: buses rumbling, street-sweepers shuffling, children’s voices in the distance… But where was Timmy? Odd; he’d been out of sight for a while now. His ears were perfect, really—perky and alert. Only his character was dopey. Now here they were: living with him, feeding him, walking him—and for what use? They’d have been better off with a spaniel. Anna watched her content daughter drift to sleep. Oh, what a precious girl! “My little treasure,” Anna whispered, tucking her in. “Grow up strong—what more could we wish for?” Just then, a strange noise came from the sitting room—a sharp crack or a squeak. Anna froze and listened. The sound came again. She crept out silently, heart pounding. Timmy’s back was towards her, half-hidden behind the curtain dividing the hallway from the lounge. His whole body was tense, crouched low, ears up, watching intently into the room. Anna followed his gaze and felt a chill: halfway through the window, wedged in the open pane, was the upper half of a man. A shaven, menacing head, arms and shoulders already inside as he strained to squeeze the rest of his gaunt frame through. Anna couldn’t believe it—this couldn’t be happening! What now? Scream? He was almost inside, just one more push and— The thief barely had time to react—a black shadow shot to the window. Anna realised it was Timmy. With a leap, he clamped his jaws at the man’s neck! The burglar let out a hoarse, terrified yell, his eyes bulging as he froze in panic. Anna ran for help, calling the neighbours. Soon the hallway was packed, police on their way, and Anna felt a surge of relief—she hadn’t been alone after all. Her main worry: what if Timmy hurt the man? But there he was, gripping the intruder’s collar firmly but carefully. Not a drop of blood—only tightening his hold if the man struggled, easing off when he stilled. Anna watched, amazed: their ball-chasing clown acted like a trained professional. Timmy hadn’t barked, hadn’t alerted the thief to his presence. Instead, he’d staged an ambush, letting the man get stuck before pouncing and holding him in a perfect guard’s grip—enough to subdue, not enough to harm. As if he understood the motto: our job’s to detain—justice takes care of the rest. Even the veteran constables on the scene laughed; they’d never seen a burglar so happy to be taken in. Shaken and overjoyed to be freed from Timmy’s teeth, the crook surrendered gratefully. As for Timmy, he was so proud of his “catch” that he wouldn’t let go until the police dog handler arrived. At the officer’s command, Timmy released—then sat beside the window, gazing up, awaiting further orders as if asking, “What’s next, boss?” “You’ve struck gold with this dog,” the officer said, ruffling Timmy’s ears. “I wish we had him back at the station.” Max returned late that night, froze stunned in the doorway. There was Timmy sprawled on the forbidden sofa, legs in the air, Anna scratching his belly, cooing and fussing like he was the world’s greatest hero: “My joy, my darling, my precious boy, grow big and strong for Mummy and Daddy. I’ve been so unfair—please forgive me…” I heard this tale from the art historian himself, years ago, at a Levitan Festival. No doubt Timmy would’ve told it even better—how he stalked, how he apprehended, how he turned the thief over to the authorities. The memory lives on, and at last, I felt compelled to pass it on to you.

Jack, get him off, will you! Hes licking himself again! Emily shot an irritated look at Duke, who was

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THE CURIOUS COUPLE NEXT DOOR New Neighbours Move into Flat 222, Number 8, Shakespeare Avenue: A Fifty-Something Married Pair—He with a Beard and Grey Coat, She in a Long Skirt and Colourful Beret—Who Seem the Perfect, Quiet Neighbours… But Weeks Later, the Smiths from 221 and the Harrisons from 223 Find Dinner Conversations Turning to What Goes On Through Those Walls. As the Smiths—Forty, Married Half Their Lives—Blush Over Adult Escapades Echoing from Next Door, and the Young Harrisons—Five Years Wed and Expecting Their First—Wonder at the Neighbours’ Romantic Gestures and Enticing Kitchen Aromas, Both Couples Start Looking at Their Own Marriages Anew. Soon, the Effects Ripple Out: Rekindled Old Flames, Surprise Gifts, Candlelit Dinners, and Rendezvous Away from the Kids—As if the Whole Building Catches the Spirit of Young Love. But Behind It All, the Mystery of the Unusually Vibrant Pair in Flat 222 Deepens, Their Quiet Influence Spreading Joy—and Curiosity—Throughout Number 8, Shakespeare Avenue. Who Will Be Their Next “Project” in This Surprising Tale of Marital Mischief and Neighbourhood Transformation?

ODD NEIGHBOURS Its been years now, but I still remember when new tenants moved into flat 222, number

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‘We’ll Stay Here Until Summer!’: How I Kicked Out My Husband’s Cheeky Family, Changed the Locks, and Took Back My London Flat The intercom didn’t just ring—it wailed, demanding attention. Seven a.m. on a Saturday, the one day I’d hoped to sleep in after a hellish quarterly report, not play hostess. On the screen: my sister-in-law’s face, charging in like she was storming the Tower of London, three wild-haired children in tow. “Igor!” I shouted through gritted teeth. “Your relatives—your problem.” He stumbled out, pulling his shorts on backwards, fully aware that my patience for his family was buried deeper than the Tube. I’d sweat blood to buy this three-bed in central London before we even got married—my rules, my home, absolutely no squatters. Yet in barged Svetlana, shoving me aside as if I were a hatstand, dumping her bags onto my Italian stone tiles. “Thank goodness, we made it!” she announced, ordering me to get the kettle on as if this were her own manor. “It’s just for a week,” she said, explaining how their flat’s ‘full refurb’ left them homeless—cue wide-eyed innocence. “Seven days,” I snapped, setting strict house rules. Svetlana rolled her eyes—the hospitality was lost on her. One week turned to two, then three. My designer flat descended into chaos: dirty shoes everywhere, sticky counters, and Svetlana acting like Lady of the Manor. She even had the nerve, one night, to sneer, “Can’t you fill the fridge? You earn well enough—surely you can look after family?” But the final straw came when I caught her children bouncing on my orthopaedic mattress (priced like a first-class ticket), my limited-edition Tom Ford lipstick smeared across my bedroom wall. Svetlana waltzed in, shrugging, “They’re just kids! The lipstick? Oh, buy another. We’ll be here till summer, by the way—the builders are drunks. Bit of fun for you, isn’t it?” I left before I did something criminal. But then her phone flashed with a message: “Svetlana, I’ve sent next month’s rent. Tenants are happy to stay till August. +£800 to your account.” It clicked—there was no renovation. She’d rented out her own place for profit and moved her tribe in with me, soaking up free food and bills, raking in passive income, all on my dime. Genius—if you’re shameless. I snapped a photo of her phone and showed my husband. “Either she’s gone by lunchtime, or you’re both out. Your choice.” When Svetlana left ‘for shopping’ the next morning (presumably for luxury boots with her rent takings), I seized the moment—called a locksmith and the police. Forty minutes later, Svetlana returned from Harrods to find her things (stuffed in bin bags) by the lift and me standing firm at the door with a police officer. “Get your things. The hotel is closed,” I declared. She wailed. “My kids! My rights! I’ve nowhere to go!” I coolly replied: “Try your own flat—assuming your tenants don’t mind. If you step foot here again, I’ll report you to HMRC for undeclared rental income, and to the police for theft—a missing gold ring, perhaps?” Pale and defeated, she hauled her bags away, cursing me to kingdom come. Once the doors closed behind her, my husband returned—alone. “That was the last time,” I warned. “Next time your family pulls this, your suitcase will be right out there with theirs.” At last, I drank hot coffee in perfect silence in my own flat—renovated, peaceful, and finally, all mine. My crown didn’t slip—in fact, it fit perfectly.

Well stay here till summer! How I Evicted My Husbands Brazen Family and Changed the Locks The intercom

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Déjà Vu She Had Always Waited for Letters. Since Childhood. All Her Life. Addresses Changed. Trees Seemed Smaller, People More Distant, Hopes Fainter. He Trusted No One and Expected Nothing. Outwardly, Just an Ordinary, Strong Man—Work, a Dog at Home, Trips Alone or with His Four-Legged Friend. She Was an Endearing Girl with Big Sad Eyes. When Someone Asked Her, “What Can’t You Leave the House Without?” She’d Say, “My Smile!” and Her Dimples Spoke for Themselves. She’d Always Been Friends with Boys—A Pirate in a Skirt, They Called Her in Her London Neighbourhood. But Alone, She Played a Game: She Was a Mum with Many Kids, a Good Husband, Living in a Large, Cosy House with a Flowering Garden. He Couldn’t Imagine Life Without Sport: Medals, Trophies, and Certificates Dozing in a Garage Box—Kept for His Parents Who Were So Proud! For Him, It Was Never About the Wins, But the Challenge and the Surge of New Strength After Exhaustion. Her Parents Had Died When She Was Seven. She and Her Younger Brother Were Sent to Different Foster Homes. They Grew Up Apart, With Their Own Battles and Joys. Those Homes Were Behind Them Now—They Lived Across the Road from Each Other, In a Neighbourhood of Cosy Streets, Cheery Gardens, and Farmer’s Markets. Her Brother’s Family Were Her Closest Friends. It Was an Anxious Day… Her Shift Ended and She Crossed the Ambulance Car Park. Old Arthur, the Senior Driver, Caught Up, Gave Her a Fatherly Hug, and Thanked Her for the Pies. “Get Some Rest, Will You?” “Plenty of Time!” She Grinned, Blew Him a Kiss, and Hurried to Her Car. In the Holidays, She and Her All-Male Crew Were Often on Shift—Few Doctors Wanted the Holiday Hours. Being Well-groomed Boosted Morale—A Cheerful Doctor Changes Everything. He, Meanwhile, Was Racing Toward His Parents’ House, Medals Rattling in the Boot, Dog Restless on the Backseat. His Dad Had Suggested They Welcome the New Year Together. He’d Loaded The Box of Trophies, Glad He Wasn’t On Duty for Once. His Heart Ached Over Rare Visits Home… Days Before Christmas, His Father’s Phone Call Woke Him: “Mum’s Ill.” His Father, A Retired Colonel, Couldn’t Hide His Worry. His Parents, Together Since School, Still Looked At Each Other Like Young Lovers. She Was Baking as Always—A Tradition, Delivering Pies Around the City After Her Shift. She’d Slept a Few Hours at Work—Otherwise, Old Arthur Wouldn’t Let Her Drive, He’d Insist on Being Her Chauffeur. About Ten Miles from His Childhood Home, A Blizzard Began. He Remembered His Dog Not Wanting to Get In, Those Countless Trips, The Road, Always The Road… “Mum, Dad—Hold On… You’re All I’ve Got.” The Dog Licked His Head in Sympathy. “Sorry, Old Boy. Of Course, You Too…” She Slowed The Engine—the Blizzard Hit at the Worst Time. One Pie Left, Just a Few Miles Along the Village Road to Her Favourite Patient—A Spirited Elderly Lady (though She’d Never Call Her “Granny”) with Her Loving Husband, Both Keen Travelers. Who Her Own Parents Might Have Become… A Shadow Leapt—Right Into Her Headlights. Against The White Curtain of Snow. “Where Did You Come From, Girl, From the Woods? Or Did Someone Lose You?… Those Eyes! Why Is Your Neck So Sticky?… Wet Jumper, Everything Spinning… Jack—Jack, Old Friend… Why Does It Hurt So Much? Mum, I’m Coming, Dad, I’m So Close… Dark.” Arthur Was Out of Reach. He Went to Get His Grandkids. No, The Ambulance Wouldn’t Make It Through This Snow. “Hang In There, Mate—Let Me Get You Free. My God! There’s a Dog, Too…” She’d Only Just Set Off Again When a Silver Car Whipped Past. “Someone’s Racing Home,” She Thought. But Barely Minutes On, She Found The Silver Car Flipped Into a Ditch. A Black Dog Lay Nearby—Alive, At Least. “Is It Even Late?” She Wondered, Letting a Hot Shower Chase Away Her Shivers. “How’d You Get Him Out? He’s a Solid Bloke!” Her Brother’s Voice Echoed in Her Mind, the Ache of Her Muscles Proof Enough. She Took the Man and Both Dogs to Hospital in Her Own Car. On the Way, Her Brother Met Her to Help. She Returned Later to The Village—to Deliver The Pie After All, and Picked Up The Box That Had Fallen from The Car’s Boot. “Perhaps It Means Something to That Man. At Least Everyone Survived… When He Comes Round, I’ll Return It.” The Elderly Lady’s Husband, Looking Lost, Answered Her Knock. “Is Something Wrong?” She Asked. “My Wife’s In Hospital. I Haven’t Heard from Our Son, Can’t Reach Him…” She Lowered Her Eyes. “Are You All Right?” He Took Her Hand. “Shall I Drop You at The Hospital?” She Offered. They Drove Silently; The Snow Had Ceased. “You’ve Got a Box on Your Backseat—May I Ask Where It’s From?” The Colonel Finally Asked. “There Was a Crash. The Man Tried to Dodge a Dog Dashing From the Woods—The Silver Car Overturned, and the Box Fell Out…” “A Silver Car? With a White Dog Inside? The Dog From the Woods Was Black?” He Whispered. She Stopped the Car, Turned to Him. He Clenched His Fists, Stared Ahead. “He’s Alive! And Your Wife Will Recover.” She Hugged Him. “May I Call You Daughter?” “Of Course,” She Said, Tears Caught in Her Eyes. “My Wife Kept Dreaming About a Black Dog, Over and Over… But Our Son’s Dog Is White… Where Did the Black One Come From?” “Those Eyes—Unbelievable, So Sad…” Was the First Thing He Thought When He Woke, His Father Dozing by The Bedside. “Mum. The Crash.” He Remembered Everything—and The Girl’s Eyes. They Celebrated New Year at the End of January. His Mum Was Mending, His Dad Was Joyful, Jack (His Dog) Was Still Limping a Little, But Would Be Fine. The Boys Needed Training for Upcoming Competitions, But He Lingered at His Parents’ House—Thinking Always of The Girl… Already at the Gate, His Father Called Him From The Attic Window. “Need a Hand, Dad?” He Smiled at the Shelves—His Sports Trophies Had Somehow Made Their Way There. “How Did These Get Here, Colonel?” He Grinned. “Have a Guess!… I’ll Walk Jack Before You Go.” She Was Heading Home Early—Dina Was Waiting for Her. She Couldn’t Abandon the Black-and-White Dog at the Vet’s; The Mark on Her Chest Was a Heart. She Entered Her Building, Automatically Checked Her Letterbox. Almost Closed It, but Spotted a White Envelope. Inside, it Read: I’ll Come By This Evening. Thank You, Dear! Love Is a Compass—It Helps Us Find Our Way

Déjà Vu She always waited for letters. Always. Since childhood. All her life. Homes changed.

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“WHY DID YOU SAVE HIM? HE’S JUST A VEGETABLE! NOW YOU’LL BE CHANGING BEDPANS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, AND I’M YOUNG—I NEED A MAN!” — SCREAMED THE BRIDE IN INTENSIVE CARE. DR LIDA SAID NOTHING, SHE KNEW THIS PATIENT WASN’T ‘A VEGETABLE’, BUT THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD HEAR HER.

WHY DID YOU SAVE HIM? HES A VEGETABLE! NOW YOULL BE CHANGING BEDSHEETS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, AND

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My Ex-Wife… Two years ago, as my work assignment was ending and I prepared to return home to Altham, I had three hours to spare after buying my ticket. Wandering the city, I was suddenly approached by a woman I immediately recognised—my first wife, whom I had divorced twelve years earlier. Zina looked much the same, though her face was paler. Our meeting seemed to affect her just as deeply as it did me. I’d loved her intensely—painfully so—which led to our divorce. My jealousy was overwhelming; I suspected her of everyone, even her mother. Whenever she was late, my heart pounded and I felt like I was dying. Eventually, Zina left; she couldn’t stand my constant questioning. I remember coming home from work one day with a puppy to cheer her up, only to find a note on the table. She wrote that although she loved me dearly, my suspicions had worn her down, and she had to leave, begging me not to look for her… Now, after twelve years apart, we met by chance in the city where I was on business. We talked for a long time, and I began to worry about missing my coach home. At last, I said, “I’m sorry, but I have to go or I’ll miss my bus.” Zina asked a favour: “Alex, please, do me this one kindness. I know you’re in a hurry, but for the sake of what we once shared, don’t refuse me. Come with me to an office just for a moment—it’s important, and I can’t go alone.” I agreed, but warned, “Only if it’s quick!” We entered a large building, wandering up and down staircases, moving from one wing to another—it felt like only fifteen minutes. People of every age—from children to the elderly—passed us, but I didn’t wonder why so many, especially children, were in such a place. My attention was fixed on Zina. She finally disappeared behind a door, giving me a look as if saying farewell, and said, “How strange—it seems I could be neither with you, nor without you.” I waited for her to return, wanting to ask what she meant, but she never came back. Suddenly, reality hit: I was running late and still standing there. Glancing around, I panicked. The building was derelict, its windows just gaping holes. There were no stairs—only some planks I had to carefully use to make my way out. I missed my bus by an hour and had to buy a new ticket. When I finally did, I learned the bus I’d missed had crashed into a river and no one survived. Two weeks later, I stood at my former mother-in-law’s door; I’d tracked her down through records. Mrs. Allen told me Zina had died eleven years earlier, just a year after our divorce. I didn’t believe her, thinking she feared I’d resume my jealous pursuit. When I asked to see Zina’s grave, she surprisingly agreed. Hours later, I was at a gravestone, staring at the smiling face of the woman I’d loved all my life—the woman who, in an inexplicable way, had just saved mine.

My Ex-Wife This all happened two years ago. My work assignment was drawing to a close, and I was preparing