Emily Taylor

The Cuckoo Stayed Longer Than Expected — Seriously? She can’t be for real! — Sasha flared up. — Yura, come here! Right now! Her husband, just having kicked off his trainers in the hallway, peeked through the doorway, unbuttoning his collar as he entered. — Sash, what now? I’ve only just got home, my head’s splitting… — ‘What now?’ — Sasha gestured furiously at the edge of the bath. — Have a proper look. Where’s my shampoo? What about the hair mask I literally bought yesterday? Yura squinted, his eyesight not what it once was, scanning the neat row of bottles. A giant bottle of tar shampoo (who even uses that?) had pride of place, next to a family-sized “Burdock” and a heavy brown glass jar of some unbelievably dark hair cream. — Erm… That’s all Mum’s stuff. She must have brought it round. She probably finds it easier having her things to hand… — he muttered, avoiding eye contact with his wife. — Easier? Yura, she doesn’t even live here! And now, check down there. Sasha crouched and pulled out a plastic basin from underneath the bath. Her expensive French toiletries had been dumped inside, along with her loofah and razor. — What is this, Yura? She’s swept all my things up into this filthy tub and arranged her own products like royalty! She decided my things belonged next to the mop, but her “Burdock” deserves pride of place on the bath ledge! Yura gave a heavy sigh. — Sash, don’t get worked up. Mum’s really not well at the moment, you know that. I’ll just put it all back, and we can go have dinner. She’s made cabbage rolls, by the way… — I’m not eating her cabbage rolls, — Sasha shot back. — Why is she always here anyway? Why does she treat my home like her own, Yura?! I feel like a lodger, and I’m lucky if I’m even allowed to use the toilet. Sasha stormed out, pushing past her husband, while Yura quietly slid the tub of her things back under the bath with his foot. The so-called “housing problem”, the one that’s plagued millions, hadn’t even touched Sasha and Yura. Yura had his own spacious flat in a new-build, inherited from his paternal grandfather. Sasha had a cosy one-bedroom she’d got from her grandma. After their wedding, they decided to settle in Yura’s place — it was recently renovated, had air-con — and Sasha’s was let out to a nice family. Relations with Yura’s parents had always followed the “armed neutrality verging on polite sympathy” rule. Svetlana Anatolievna and her husband, the ever-civil and practically mute Viktor Petrovich, lived on the other side of London. There were weekly teas, the usual check-ins about health and work, polite smiles exchanged. — Oh Sasha, you look like you’ve lost weight, — Svetlana would say, nudging a slice of cake her way. — Yura darling, aren’t you feeding your wife? — Mum, we’re just going to the gym now, — Yura would laugh it off. And that was it. No unannounced visits, no advice on managing the house. Sasha would even boast to her friends: — I’m so lucky with my mother-in-law. She’s golden. Never interferes, never lectures me, never nags Yura. Everything fell apart one gloomy Tuesday, when Viktor Petrovich, husband of thirty-two years, suddenly packed a suitcase, scrawled a note — “Gone to the seaside, don’t look for me!” — blocked every contact, and vanished. Turns out “midlife crisis” wasn’t just a phrase, but an actual sun-tanned administrator from a Bognor Regis spa hotel they’d visited together over the past three summers. For sixty-year-old Svetlana, her world turned upside down. First came the tears, then 3am calls, endless rehashing: — How could he? Why? Oh Sasha, how could this happen?! Sasha was genuinely sympathetic at first. She bought sedatives for her mother-in-law, listened to the same story for the tenth time and nodded, even when Svetlana cursed “that ancient womaniser”. But soon her patience wore thin — and the ceaseless whining started to really get on her nerves. — Yura, she called five times before noon, — Sasha grumbled one breakfast. — She wants you to change a lightbulb in her hallway. I get it, I do. But… when will it ever end? Yura looked crestfallen. — She’s lonely, Sash. She’s always had Dad to rely on, it’s… Don’t be upset with her, please… — She can change a bulb or call a handyman. She just wants one of us to come over. Why should I have to? Then came the sleepovers — her husband started staying at his mum’s. — Sash, Mum can’t sleep alone, — Yura said apologetically, packing his overnight bag. — She says the silence is too much. Just a couple nights at hers, yeah? — Couple nights? — Sasha frowned. — Yura, we’ve only just got married and you’re already moving out half the week! I don’t want to sleep alone every other night. — Sash, it’s temporary. She just needs to get her bearings, then things’ll go back to normal. “Temporary” dragged on for a month. Svetlana demanded her son stay four nights a week — evenings and nights. She feigned dizzy spells, panic attacks, even engineered drains to get blocked in the sink — all to keep Yura there. Sasha watched her husband being ground down, split between two homes, and finally made the mistake she’d regret every day afterwards. *** She decided to have a heart-to-heart with her mother-in-law. — Listen, Svetlana, — she began at Sunday lunch. — If you really can’t stand being alone in those four walls, why don’t you come to ours during the day? Yura’s at work, I often work from home. You can wander the park, sit with us… Yura can drop you home in the evenings. Svetlana gave her a strange look. — Actually, Sasha, you clever thing… Why am I rotting at home? Sasha expected a visit or two a week, imagining the mother-in-law would rock up around noon and leave by the time Yura was back… But Svetlana had her own ideas — she arrived at exactly 7am. — Who’s there? — Yura murmured, half asleep, hearing the doorbell. He went to open it himself. — It’s me! — rang out Svetlana’s cheery voice. — I brought you some fresh cottage cheese! Sasha pulled the covers over her head. — For crying out loud… — she hissed. — Yura, it’s 7am! Where does she even get fresh cottage cheese at this time?! — Mum’s an early bird, — Yura was already pulling on his trousers. — You go back to sleep, I’ll let her in. From then on, their life became a nightmare. Svetlana didn’t just visit — she spent every working hour in the flat. Sasha tried to work, but her mother-in-law hovered: — Sasha, haven’t you dusted the telly? I found a cloth, here, I’ll do it now. — Svetlana, I’m actually busy, I’ve got a call in five minutes! — Oh, what call? Just staring at the screen. And by the way, dear, you iron Yura’s shirts wrong. The creases should be sharp. I’ll show you, while you’re waiting for “clients”. Everything was criticised. How she chopped veg: “Yura likes them sliced, not diced like a school canteen.” How the bed was made: “The cover should reach the floor. Yours is half-hearted.” How the bathroom smelt: “Should be fresh and lovely; smells musty in here.” — Sash, darling, don’t take it the wrong way, — her mother-in-law’d say, peering in the soup pot. — But you’ve oversalted this. Yura’s got a sensitive stomach, you knew that, right? You’ll ruin him, cooking like that. Move aside, I’ll fix it. — He likes the soup, — Sasha muttered, fists clenched. — He had two bowls last night. — Oh, he’s just too polite to upset you, the poor thing. By lunch, Sasha was ready to snap. She’d hide in a coffee shop for hours just to avoid hearing the relentless nagging. When she returned, her mood soured further. First, her “favourite mug” appeared — a massive, tacky thing saying “Best Mum”. Then a spare raincoat turned up on a hook, and a week later, Svetlana had a shelf in the wardrobe for “indoor things” and a couple of housecoats. — Why do you need housecoats here? — Sasha asked, finding a pink terry monstrosity squeezed in with her silk slips. — Well, darling, I’m here all day. I get tired, so I want to change into something relaxing. We’re family. Why so huffy? Yura had a single answer to every complaint: — Sash, have a bit of understanding. She’s lost her husband. She needs to feel wanted. It’s just a shelf. — It’s not the shelf, Yura! Your mum is squeezing me out of my own flat! — Don’t exaggerate. She cooks, she cleans. You said yourself you hate ironing. — I’d rather be wrinkled than pressed by her! — Sasha shouted. Her husband didn’t hear. *** The bottles in the bathroom were the last straw. — Yura, come out, — Svetlana called from the kitchen. — The cabbage rolls are getting cold! Sasha, come on, I made yours with less pepper. I know you don’t like the heat. Sasha burst into the kitchen, where her mother-in-law was already setting out plates. — Svetlana, — she said as calmly as possible. — Why did you put my things under the bath? Her mother-in-law didn’t even blink. She gently placed a fork beside Yura’s plate and smiled: — Oh, those bottles? But yours were nearly empty, taking up space. And the smell… so strong, gave me a headache. I’ve put my own in — they’re much nicer. Yours are safe under there, out of the way. You don’t mind, do you? A bit of a tidy was overdue anyway. — I do mind, — Sasha moved towards the table. — That’s my bathroom. My things. And my home! — Oh, is it really yours, dear? — Svetlana sat down with a theatrical sigh. — The flat’s Yura’s, after all. You’re in charge, of course, but… you know. A wife should have respect for her husband’s mother, too. Yura, pale at the door, stammered: — Mum, come on… Sasha’s place is ours too, we just live here… — What place? — his mother waved him off. — Just an old granny flat. Yura, sit down. Look, your wife’s in another mood again – probably hungry. Sasha looked at her husband. She waited. Waited for him to say, “Mum, enough. You’ve crossed the line. Pack your things and go home.” Instead Yura hesitated, flicking his eyes between them… and sat down at the table. — Sash, come on, eat something. Let’s just talk this through, calmly. Mum, you shouldn’t have touched her stuff… — See! — Svetlana exclaimed. — He understands. But you, Sasha, you’re so hard. Don’t be so territorial. Family is about sharing. Sasha’s patience finally shattered. — Sharing? — she echoed. — Fine. She turned and left the kitchen. Yura called after her, but she didn’t listen. She packed her things in twenty minutes, stuffed everything into suitcases. Didn’t bother with the bottles — she’d buy new ones. She left to a chorus of voices: her husband pleading, her mother-in-law sighing with barely-veiled insults. *** Sasha didn’t look back. She filed for divorce almost the moment she left. Her still-legal husband calls daily to beg her return, while her mother-in-law slowly transports her belongings into his flat. Sasha is certain: that was what she wanted all along.

A Cuckoo in the Daylight Outstayed Her Welcome She’s got to be joking! I shouted. George, can you

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“It’s Time You Grew Up,” Said Natalie to Her Husband. His Reaction Was the Last Straw How Would You Feel Living with a Perpetual Teenager Trapped in a Forty-Year-Old Man’s Body?

Diary entry Sometimes I wonder, honestly, how Ive managed to keep going this long. Living with a forty-year-old

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“Not Happy? You Can Leave – Julia Stands Up to Unwanted Family Guests After Thirty Years of Putting Everyone First in Her London Flat”

If you dont care for it, you can show yourselves out, declared Judith to her uninvited guests.

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My Overly Familiar Allotment Neighbour Thought My Harvest Was a Free-For-All—But I Taught Her a Sharp Lesson in Hard Work and Boundaries

Oh, come off it, neighbour, surely youre not fussing over a few cucumbers, are you? Theyll only go over

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My Mother-in-Law Gave Me Her Old Clothes for My 30th Birthday—and I Didn’t Hide My Disappointment

Why did you have to use this cheap mayonnaise in the potato salad? I told you to get proper mayonnaise

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My Husband’s Family Arrived Unannounced at My Countryside Cottage Expecting a Holiday—So I Handed Them Rakes and Shovels Instead

You wouldnt believe the Saturday I had. Picture this: Im at my allotment, up to my elbows in earth, sweat

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My Husband’s Family Arrived Unannounced at My Countryside Cottage Expecting a Holiday—So I Handed Them Rakes and Shovels Instead

You wouldnt believe the Saturday I had. Picture this: Im at my allotment, up to my elbows in earth, sweat

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Mother-in-Law Tried Snooping Through My Cupboards While I Was Out—But I Was Ready for Her “Why do you have pillowcases from different sets on your bed? It’s terribly uncouth, and surely it must be uncomfortable, too—one’s cotton, the other’s satin, the texture must irritate your skin.” Galina Ivanovna’s voice was soft, with that deceptively caring tone that always made Marina’s left eyelid start to twitch. Marina, who was standing at the stove stirring the ragout, took a deep breath, trying to calm her racing heart. The Sunday lunch—which by now felt more like a weekly ordeal—was in full swing. Her mother-in-law sat at the kitchen table, perfectly straight as a rod, scanning the room with her x-ray glare. Not a speck of dust nor a minuscule tile crack escaped her. “Galina Ivanovna, Andrey and I find it comfortable,” Marina replied, trying to keep her tone neutral. “We don’t mind those little things. The important thing is the linen is clean and fresh.” “Little things,” her mother-in-law repeated, sighing as she gingerly broke off a piece of bread. “All of life, Marisha, is made up of little things. Today it’s mismatched pillowcases, tomorrow an unwashed mug left in the sink, and the day after tomorrow—who knows, maybe the whole family falls apart. Domesticity is like cement—it binds or it breaks, depending on how much the lady of the house pays attention to detail.” Andrey, Marina’s husband, kept his eyes on his plate, as if deeply fascinated by the process of chewing carrots. He was a good, kind, and reliable man, but when it came to his mother, he was an ostrich—head firmly in the sand. Marina knew she couldn’t expect much from him during moments like these. He loved them both and panicked at the thought of conflict. “Oh, by the way,” Galina Ivanovna sipped her tea, “I noticed when I went to wash my hands there’s quite a mess on the top shelf of your bathroom cabinet—creams, tubes, all jumbled. Marisha, you really should buy some organisers. They’re on sale now at B&Q. A tidy cupboard means a tidy mind, you know.” Marina froze with the ladle raised. The bathroom. The top shelf. She knew you’d need a stool to even see up there. Which meant her mother-in-law hadn’t just “washed her hands,” but had carried out a full-scale inspection. “You opened the bathroom cabinet?” Marina turned to face her. “My dear, don’t be so rude—‘opened.’” Galina Ivanovna winced. “I was just looking for some cotton pads to fix my makeup. The door was ajar, not my fault your things are a jumble. I’m only trying to help, you know. Makes it easier for you to find things yourself.” The lunch ended in taut silence. When the door finally closed behind her mother-in-law, Marina slumped on the living-room sofa, feeling completely wrung out. This sticky sense of intrusion had been haunting her for months. Ever since they’d given Galina Ivanovna a spare key—“just in case”—strange things had started happening. She’d find her dresses in the closet rearranged—not by length, as she liked, but by colour. The coffee jar would migrate from one shelf to another. Her underwear, always folded in neat stacks, would mysteriously appear rolled into tight cylinders. “Andrey, she’s been going through my things again,” Marina said as her husband cleared the table. “Marina, please, don’t start,” Andrey replied tiredly. “She’s not snooping. Well, maybe she tidied. She’s old-school—order means everything to her. She’s just lonely, so she gets involved. It’s not malicious.” “Getting involved is offering help, Andrey. Not fiddling around in my underwear drawer. It makes me feel like a guest in my own home.” “I’ll talk to her,” he promised, but Marina knew that meant nothing. He’d say something gentle, she’d cry, accuse them of kicking her out of the family, and he’d back down. A week passed. Marina tried not to dwell on her suspicions, burying herself in work. She was a senior logistics manager at a large firm, kept late by her schedule. Then, one Tuesday, she got home early and saw faint bootprints on the doormat. And that familiar, sickly-sweet scent in the air—Red Moscow perfume, Galina Ivanovna’s trademark. In the bedroom, Marina’s heart pounded. Her top drawer, where she kept important documents and a bit of savings, was slightly open—just a millimetre, but Marina always pushed it tightly shut. The folder with their mortgage documents was out of place, and their holiday fund envelope looked crumpled, as if someone had counted the cash. This wasn’t just “tidying the bathroom.” This was a full-blown search. Her mother-in-law was using the spare keys to inspect their finances behind their backs. Marina didn’t confront her straight away. Without proof, Galina Ivanovna would talk her way out of it—say she smelled gas, was looking for a leak, or needed to water the plants and knocked the drawer by accident. Andrey would believe his mother. She needed rock-solid evidence. At lunch the next day, Marina met her friend Svetlana, a battle-hardened woman who knew a thing or two about family intrigue. “She’s off the rails,” Svetlana declared after hearing the story. “She’s counting your money? Classic. Maybe she’s collecting dirt on you! Like, is there a diary where you write about her being a wicked witch?” “You think she’s looking for blackmail material?” Marina laughed, but the idea stuck. “Get a camera,” Svetlana instructed. “A tiny Wi-Fi one. Stick it in your bedroom, disguise it as a clock or something. And then set a trap.” That evening, Marina bought a miniature camera. While Andrey was in the shower, she tucked it among the books, exactly facing the wardrobe and the chest of drawers. The camera was motion-activated and would alert her via phone. But she needed bait. Inspired by Svetlana, Marina placed a bright shoebox in the linen cupboard—her mother-in-law’s favourite inspection zone—wrapped it in red paper, and wrote in big, bold marker: “PRIVATE! DO NOT OPEN! TOP SECRET!” Inside the box, Marina created a little “installation”: a fake novelty store receipt for £5,000, an odd feathered mask, and on top, an A4 sheet reading: “Dear Galina Ivanovna! If you’re reading this, you’ve been poking your nose where it doesn’t belong again. Smile—you’re on camera! The video of your inspection will be sent to Andrey in five minutes. Enjoy the show!” To top it off, she rigged a confetti popper inside the box. On Thursday morning, she theatrically mentioned—loud enough for Andrey, who always relayed updates to his mother—that she’d be back late after work, not before ten. The perfect opportunity. The day was endless. No notifications, then, at last, at 2:30pm—“Motion detected: Bedroom.” Marina darted out of her office and checked her phone. On the black-and-white feed, Galina Ivanovna, now changed into a housecoat she apparently kept at theirs (new information), began her inspection. First, Andrey’s drawers. Then, Marina’s. She unfolded and refolded underwear, examined clothes, checked price tags, sniffed a blouse sleeve. Then—the red box. Frozen, Galina Ivanovna hesitated, curiosity battling caution. Curiosity won. She prised open the lid. POP! Even through the silent video, Marina could see her mother-in-law jump as a burst of confetti showered her hair and clothes. Scrambling for composure, she fished out the note, read it, and panic-set in, scouring the room with wild eyes for the spy camera. Flustered and furious, she hurriedly fled the flat. Shaking with vindication, Marina saved the video and rang Andrey. “Check your messages. Watch the video. I’ll wait.” After a long silence, Andrey was devastated. “Was this today? She…she went through your things?” he asked, voice breaking. “She opened the box? You knew?” “I suspected,” said Marina. “I needed to protect myself.” Andrey resignedly agreed that they’d go see his mother that evening. When they arrived, Galina Ivanovna tried to keep up appearances, smoothing her hair (now sparkling with scraps of confetti). “Oh, Andrusha, Marina… you’re home early! Didn’t expect you!” In the kitchen, Andrey was steely. “Mum, we saw the recording.” “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” But her voice trembled. “Enough, Mum,” he said. “There’s a camera in the bedroom. We saw everything. The snooping, the box. Everything.” “You…you were spying on me?! Your own mother? How could you?” “How could you go through my wife’s underwear? Open our drawers? What did you think you’d find—a secret stash of cash? Proof I’m being cheated on?” Marina said, quietly but firmly. “I just wanted to help—your things are such a mess! You’re a terrible housekeeper, Marina! And Andrey’s shirts are never ironed! I just want what’s best for my son and this is how you repay me—with stupid confetti and cameras! I nearly had a heart attack!” “Mum, that’s enough,” Andrey said, his voice cold. “Give me your spare keys. Now.” Broken, Galina Ivanovna burst into genuine tears. With shaking hands, she surrendered the keyring to her son. “Fine! Take them! Live in filth! Drown in debt! But don’t come crying to me! I won’t set foot in your house again!” “Thank you,” Marina said softly, pocketing the keys. “That’s exactly what we want. You’re welcome only by invitation from now on.” Outside, the evening air felt clean and light. The weight was gone. “I’m sorry,” Andrey murmured. “I should’ve believed you.” “You love her. That’s normal. The main thing is—it’s over.” At home, they changed the bedding, ordered pizza, and opened a bottle of wine. Galina Ivanovna didn’t call for a month. Then dry messages to Andrey: “Happy Geologist’s Day”, “How’s the weather?” He replied briefly, politely. She no longer asked to visit. Things settled into “cold peace,” and Marina was fine with that. Six months later, at a family do, they saw her again. She stayed distant but peaceful. When someone joked about hiding delicate china from “nosy kids,” Marina caught Galina Ivanovna’s eye. The mother-in-law blushed and stared at her plate. Marina smiled and winked at her husband. Their boundaries were now safe—and they alone held the keys. Sometimes, to truly tidy up your life, you don’t just need to sort out your things—you have to sweep out those who keep making a mess. And whether it takes a box of confetti or not, in the end, it’s worth it.

And why do you have pillowcases from different sets on your bed? It looks so tacky, and I cant imagine

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Backstabbed — Sophia Andrews, please meet Mila, our new team member. She’ll be joining your department. Sophia glanced up from her monitor to see a young woman in her early twenties. Her light brown hair was neatly tied back in a ponytail, and she wore an open, slightly shy smile. Mila shifted nervously on her feet, clutching a slim folder of documents to her chest. “Nice to meet you,” the young woman tilted her head slightly. “I’m so glad I got the job. I promise I’ll do my best.” The manager, Mr. Paul Gregory, had already turned to leave but paused at the door. “Sophia, you’ve been with us in logistics for twenty years. Please get Mila up to speed. Show her everything—the system, the routes, how to work with the hauliers. In a month, she should be able to manage her section independently.” Sophia nodded, studying the newcomer. Twenty-three—old enough to be Sophia’s daughter, if she’d ever had children. At fifty-five, Sophia had long since made peace with the fact that family would always be an impossible dream. Just work, a flat with geraniums on the windowsill, and her cat, Barney. “Take a seat,” Sophia indicated the desk beside her. “Let’s get started.” In her first week, Mila confused haulier codes and forgot to enter data into the log. Sophia patiently corrected her, explained again, drew diagrams on scraps of paper. “Look, here you put Exeter, but the consignment’s going to Edinburgh. That’s a four-hundred-mile difference, see?” Mila blushed to her roots, apologised, fixed it straight away. And then made mistakes somewhere else. By the middle of the second week, things started to look up. Mila picked things up quickly, scribbling Sophia’s every word into a battered notebook with cartoon cats on the cover. “Sophia, why don’t we work with this haulage company? Their prices are good.” “Because they missed deadlines. Twice. Reputation’s more important than a discount—remember that.” Mila nodded, jotting it down. Then, suddenly: “Do you bake your own pies? Your lunch smells amazing.” Sophia smirked. The next day, she brought in a bigger container—cabbage pies. Mila devoured them at lunch with such joy, it was as if she’d never tasted anything so wonderful. “My gran used to bake like this,” Mila said, gathering up the crumbs. “She passed away two years ago. I really miss her.” Without thinking, Sophia placed her hand gently on Mila’s thin fingers. Mila didn’t pull away, instead offering a grateful smile. Then came apple cake, cottage cheese biscuits, honey sponge—which Mila declared the best cake of her life. Sophia realised she was baking extra just to share with Mila. A strange and long-forgotten warmth settled in her chest. “Sophia, can I ask your advice? Not work-related.” “Go ahead.” “My boyfriend proposed. But we’ve only been together six months. Do you think it’s too soon?” Sophia put her papers aside, looked at Mila’s anxious eyes. “If you’re unsure, it’s too soon. When you meet the right one, you won’t need to ask.” Mila sighed in relief, as if Sophia had lifted a weight from her shoulders. By the end of week three, Mila was negotiating with hauliers herself, double-checking routes, spotting others’ mistakes. Sophia watched with quiet pride—she’d done it. She’d taught her well. “You’re like a mum to me,” Mila said one day. “Only better. My mum’s always criticising, but you support me.” Sophia blinked, turning to the window. “Get on with your work,” she muttered, but a smile stayed on her lips the entire evening. Over a month, Mila blossomed. Sophia noticed the confident way she spoke with pugnacious hauliers, how quickly she processed requests, how easily she navigated the database. Her pupil exceeded all expectations. …At the Friday staff meeting, Mr. Gregory looked grimmer than usual. He sat at the head of the table, twirling a pencil, silent for a long while. “It’s a difficult situation,” he said, scanning the room. “The market’s down, three major clients have gone to competitors. Senior management has decided to streamline staff.” Sophia exchanged glances with her colleagues. Everyone understood what “streamline” meant. Layoffs. “Decisions will be made over the next month about each department,” Mr. Gregory continued. “For now, business as usual.” After the meeting, Sophia returned to her desk, casting a furtive glance at Mila, who stared blankly at her monitor, fingers frozen above the keyboard. Fifty-five. Sophia knew the arithmetic. Her salary—one of the highest. Her tenure—long, which meant a generous redundancy package. From a bean counter’s perspective—the perfect candidate for the chop. Bitter, unfair, but she’d cope. Retirement soon, savings in the bank, mortgage long paid off. But Mila… The girl had changed. She no longer chatted at lunch, no longer asked for seconds of apple cake, barely responded when Sophia addressed her. “Mila, what’s up?” Sophia perched on the edge of her desk. “Worried about the cutbacks?” Mila jolted, giving a brittle smile. “No, I’m fine. Just a bit tired.” But Sophia could see—she wasn’t fine. Poor girl. Just found her feet and now this. Unfair. Two tense weeks crawled by. Colleagues whispered in corners, speculated on who’d go first. Mila worked in silence, focused. Sophia caught her looking at her oddly more than once, but put it down to general nervousness. Thursday after lunch, an internal email pinged up: “Sophia, please see the director.” Sophia stood, straightened her jacket. That was it. Twenty years in the company, and now—out. She steeled herself, opened the office door, and stopped dead. Across from Mr. Gregory sat Mila. Back straight, folder on her knee, face unreadable. “Come in, have a seat,” Mr. Gregory gestured. “We’ve got a serious matter to discuss.” Sophia sat, glancing between them. Mila didn’t look her way. “Mila’s been working hard,” Mr. Gregory opened some papers, “and she’s identified a number of significant errors. In your work, Sophia.” Sophia stopped breathing. Her brain scrambled: Mila, with her cat notebook, the word “errors.” The same Mila who’d devoured her pies, asked for advice about marriage. “I’ve gone through the data from the past eight months,” Mila finally spoke, but only to Mr. Gregory, as if Sophia didn’t exist. “I found eleven critical discrepancies in the paperwork. Incorrect route codes, invoice mismatches, shipping dates muddled.” She opened her folder, pulling out sheets with highlighted lines. Sophia recognised her handwriting. “I believe I can manage the section better,” Mila continued, levelly, almost as if reciting a procedure. “Sophia’s an experienced employee, but age takes its toll. It’s cheaper for the company to keep me—lower salary, higher efficiency. It’s just maths.” Mr. Gregory leaned back, drumming his fingers. “What do you say, Sophia?” Sophia stood up, took the papers, scanned the highlighted rows. Errors that weren’t errors at all. “I’m not going to make excuses,” she returned the papers. “In twenty years, I’ve learnt one thing: you can’t do every step to perfection. The result is what matters—goods arrive on time, clients are happy, the accounts add up.” “But mistakes like these could ruin us!” Mila leaned forward, letting emotion slip for the first time. “I’m just trying to help!” Mr. Gregory smirked—not nastily, but wearily, like a man who’s seen this before. “You know the type of staff we really don’t need, Mila? Those who’ll throw a colleague under the bus for their own gain.” Mila paled. “I’m well aware of these so-called errors,” he continued. “They’re not mistakes. They’re the wisdom of someone who’s learned how to navigate the system’s bureaucratic roadblocks, speed up the process where it jams. On paper, yes, it’s breaking protocol. In reality? It’s expertise. You’re just too green to know the difference.” Mila gripped the armrests. “You’ll work your notice, then you’re done,” Mr. Gregory concluded, closing the folder. “Letter on my desk by the end of the day.” “Please—” Mila’s voice broke. “I need this job. I’ve got a mortgage, I’ve only just started…” “You should have thought sooner. That’s all. You’re dismissed.” Mila stood, her folder slid from her hands, papers scattering across the floor. She scrambled to gather them, head bowed, face wet with tears. The door closed quietly behind her. “Well, Sophia,” Mr. Gregory shook his head, “she nearly elbowed you out—a real snake in the grass, that one. You took her under your wing.” Sophia said nothing. Her chest felt hollow and echoing. “You’re with us until the company shuts its doors,” he added. “Talent like yours? We don’t let go.” She nodded, and left. Mila sat at her desk, staring at the monitor. As Sophia walked by, Mila looked up—eyes prickly, hostile, glittering with tears. Sophia didn’t look back. She sat at her computer, opened her work program. The pies on the window ledge stayed untouched until evening… Backstabbed

Emma, this is Lucy, our new team member. Shell be working in your department, said Mr. Jenkins.

La vida

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Mum, Please Smile Arina never liked it when the neighbours came over and asked her mother to sing a song. “Anna, sing us a tune, your voice is lovely and you dance so well,” they’d say. Her mother would begin singing, the neighbours would join in, and sometimes they’d all dance together in the courtyard. Back then, Arina lived with her parents and her younger brother, Tony, in their own house in an English village. Her mother was cheerful and welcoming, and when the neighbours left, she’d say, “Come again sometime, it was lovely to spend time together,” and they’d promise they would. But Arina couldn’t explain why she felt embarrassed when her mother sang and danced. She was in Year 5 at the village school when she finally said, “Mum, please don’t sing and dance… I get embarrassed,” though she didn’t quite understand why herself. Even now, as a grown woman and a mother herself, Arina can’t explain what she felt. But Anna replied, “Arina, darling, don’t be ashamed when I sing—be happy! I won’t always sing and dance, not when I’m older…” But back then, Arina didn’t think about how life isn’t always joyful. When she was in Year 6, and her brother was in Year 2, their father left. He packed his bags and left forever. Arina never knew the reason. As a teenager, she asked, “Mum, why did Dad leave us?” “You’ll know when you’re older,” her mother replied. Anna couldn’t bear to tell her daughter that she’d caught her husband at home with another woman, Vera, who lived nearby. Arina and Tony were at school, but Anna came home early after forgetting her purse. Surprised to find the door unlocked at eleven in the morning, she walked in and saw the devastating scene in their bedroom. Her husband and Vera stared at her, as if she was the intruder. There was a terrible row that evening. Anna packed his things and told him, “Go. I will never forgive your betrayal.” Ivan tried to reason with her, but she wouldn’t listen. “You have my things and my final answer,” she said, and left for the garden. Ivan took his things and left while Anna watched discreetly from around the corner, too hurt to face him again. “We’ll survive somehow,” she thought, as tears streamed down her face. “But I’ll never forgive.” And she didn’t. Anna was left alone to raise two children and soon realised how hard it would be. She took two jobs—cleaning by day and working nights at the local bakery. Exhausted, her smile slowly vanished. Though her father lived only four houses down with Vera, Arina and Tony still saw him. Vera had a son Tony’s age, who was in the same class as him. Anna never forbade her children from seeing their father; they’d play together, but always ate at home as Vera never fed them. Sometimes, even Vera’s son would come to their house, to the neighbours’ surprise. Anna would feed them all; she didn’t resent her ex-husband’s stepson. But from then on, Arina never saw her mother smile. Anna was kind and caring, but closed in on herself. Sometimes, Arina would come home from school wanting her mum to talk to her. She’d offer up stories from her day, like, “Mum, imagine, today Genka brought a kitten to class, it started meowing during lessons, and even the teacher couldn’t work out who it was. We told her it was in his bag, and she sent both Genka and the kitten home, calling his mum to school.” To this, her mum could only reply, “Right… I see…” Her laughter had gone. But Arina often heard her crying softly at night. It was only when she was older that Arina understood her mother’s tiredness. “She worked two jobs, staying up at night; she must’ve been exhausted and probably lacked vitamins. She always made sure Tony and I were well-dressed and our clothes were clean and ironed,” Arina later recalled. Back then, she’d often beg, “Mum, please smile—I haven’t seen your smile for so long.” Anna loved her children in her own way. She didn’t often hug them, but would praise them for good grades and never causing trouble. She cooked well, and their home was always tidy. Arina felt her mother’s love especially when she braided her hair. Anna would stroke her daughter’s head, always with that sad gentleness. She lost her teeth early, but never replaced them. After school, Arina didn’t even consider going off to university—she didn’t want to leave her mum alone, knowing it would cost money. She got a job in the village shop nearby, helping support her mum as Tony grew up fast and needed new clothes and shoes. One day, a new customer came in—a man named Michael, from a neighbouring village eight miles away. He smiled and said, “What’s your name, beautiful? You’re new here, I haven’t seen you before when I’ve passed through.” “I’m Arina, and I haven’t seen you either.” He introduced himself, and soon started visiting often, picking Arina up after work for long walks or a spin in his car. Once, he even brought her to his own home. He lived with his mother, who was in poor health; his wife had left him and taken their daughter to town, not wanting to care for his mum. He had a big farm and a good house, and always treated Arina to delicious meals—cream, meat, sweets. She liked his home and soon, he asked her to marry him. “I’ll be honest—you’ll need to look after Mum, but I’ll help.” Arina agreed, happy inside, but didn’t show too much. Looking after his sick mother wouldn’t be a problem. Michael was nervous, but delighted when she accepted. After their wedding, Arina moved to Michael’s village. Tony was grown up, away learning to be a mechanic. Arina and Michael soon had two sons in quick succession. She was busy at home—after his mum died, the farm still needed constant work. Michael never let her do the heavy lifting, always saying, “You leave that to me—just milk the cows and feed the chickens; I’ll see to the pigs.” He was a loving husband and great with the children. Though Arina had never lived on a big farm before, she knew how to do everything, and Michael was generous, often saying, “Arina, let’s take some meat and cream and milk to your mum—she has to buy everything, while we’ve got it all fresh and homemade.” Anna would accept with thanks, but never smiled. Even when surrounded by her grandchildren, she remained solemn. Arina often wondered how to help bring her mother back to life. “Arina, maybe you should talk to Father Joseph at church, he might have some advice” Michael suggested, and Arina took the idea to heart. The priest promised to pray for Anna and told Arina to ask God to bring a good person into her mother’s life. One day, Anna asked her daughter, “Could you lend me some money? I want to get my teeth done.” Arina was overjoyed—anything to help her mum smile again. She gave her the money, though Anna insisted she’d repay it. They caught up by phone as Michael was busy helping his Uncle Colin, who’d just bought a nearby house and moved in after things didn’t work out with his wife. Uncle Colin invited Michael and Arina to visit—they were surprised to meet his new partner: Anna, Arina’s mum. Anna blushed but was smiling. She looked younger, happier, completely changed. “Mum! I’m so happy… why didn’t you say anything?” “I didn’t want to tell you in case it didn’t work out.” “Uncle Colin, why didn’t you tell us?” “I was afraid Anna might change her mind. But now we’re happy.” Michael and Arina were thrilled that Anna and Colin had found each other. Anna was transformed—beaming and always smiling now. Thank you for reading, subscribing, and for your support. Wishing you all the best in life.

Mum, Give Us a Smile Emily never liked it when the neighbours popped round and asked her mum to sing a tune.