Your husband is the father of my child.
With this announcement, an unfamiliar woman swooped down on Sarah as she was peacefully tucking into her Caesar salad. The woman made herself at home in the seat opposite, clearly expecting a reaction worthy of a soap opera episode.
And how old is your little one? Sarah replied, poker-faced, as if strange women made these sorts of declarations over lunch every Tuesday.
Eight, snapped the woman her name turned out to be Helen. She obviously expected fireworks: outrage, howls of liar!, or at least a haughty sniff.
Splendid, said Sarah, not missing a beat as she dabbed delicately at the remains of the cafés famous Bakewell tart. Weve only been married three years, so whatever went on before me is about as interesting as last years Big Brother. One thing, thoughdoes Matthew know?
Helen huffed and leaned back in her chair. No, but thats beside the point! Im taking him to court! He will pay child support, understand?
Well, of course he will, Sarah replied cheerily. Matts an absolute pushover for kids. Had he known earlier, Im sure hed have been round with a football by now. Whats the lads name, by the way?
Oscar, Helen blurted out, then immediately scowled. Dont you care your precious hubbys got a kid lurking in the background?
Ill say it again, whatever happened before our marriage is his businessnot mine. Sarahs gentle smile was unshakable. I was under no illusionsI didnt marry a choirboy. Perfectly normal for a man of thirty to have a few chapters in his story. Doesnt bother me at all. What matters is now.
Fine, Helen snapped, standing up in a flurry of Chanel fragrance strong enough to stun a horse. See you in court. Youd best get your chequebook readyIll demand every penny my Oscars owed!
She swept out, leaving an aromatic fog in her wake. Sarah, struggling not to fan her face, finished her dessert.
Good luck with that, she mused, popping the final cherry into her mouth. Wonder how shell react when she learns Matts official salary is only £1,200 a month. Business is all in his dads name, and now hes caring for his poorly mum. Shell be lucky to get a fiver
She felt a smidgen sorry for the childOscar hadnt asked for any of this. Maybe she should pop round to visit, see how things were, perhaps even agree a sensible monthly sumnot that Helen struck her as someone keen to negotiate.
Assuming, of course, Oscar really was Matts son. Shed met her share of melodramatic exes before
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The DNA test was sorted out with remarkable speedmoney talks almost as loudly in the UK as anywhere. The result was bang to rights: Oscar was indeed Matts little lad.
But Sarah couldnt help noticing how Oscar seemed well, absolutely silent. Eight-year-old boys were usually ricocheting off the walls, but Oscar sat transfixed in the waiting room chair for a full ninety minutes, staring at a spot on the carpet. No Can I have your phone?, no running up and down the corridor, not even a moan about cartoons.
It was odd. And it really cemented Sarahs resolve to pay Oscar and Helen a proper visit.
The flat was lovelyright in a good bit of Chiswick. A doorman, a spacious two-bedroom, swanky new kitchen
Sarah ticked off all the observations in her mind and wondered, not for the first time, how Helen could bemoan her financial woes.
The court dates next week, Helen grunted, ushering Sarah inside with all the warmth of a Trappist monk. We could just wait till then.
I wanted to get to know Oscar. Matts really looking forward to having him in his life, Sarah said. Hes thinking of having him round on weekends, once theyve bonded a bit.
Oh, as if! snapped Helen. No way hes taking my Oscar!
The court has something to say about it, replied Sarah coolly. Hes the fatherits his right. I dont see any toys about?
I can hardly afford school trousers, let alone silly plastic tat, Helen replied with a sniff. Kids need new trainers before they need Lego sets.
Really? Sarahs gaze lingered on a shiny Mulberry bag on the table; a pile of Zara shopping bags on the sofa; gleaming make-up arranged like an altar beneath the mirror. Short on cash, are we?
I have my own life! Im still young, and I want to settle down again, Helen shot back through gritted teeth. She didnt like the direction of this conversation one bit.
Who looks after Oscar while youre out, er meeting contenders? Sarah pressed. She was starting to see why Oscar behaved the way he did.
Hes eight, not a babyhe can manage a few hours alone. Is that all you wanted to know? Otherwise, see you in court!
Ill be requesting receipts for every penny thats actually spent on Oscar, Sarah retorted, already halfway to the door. It boggled her mindthe utter indifference. I dont think youll like the judges decision.
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the court finds in favour of Helen Lipton, in part. Matt Mallory is hereby recognised as the father of Oscar Lipton. The Registry Office shall amend the birth certificate accordingly. However, with regards to maintenance, the claim is rejected. Mr Mallorys counterclaimregarding the childs residenceis granted
Sarah allowed herself a quiet, triumphant smile. Oscar would live with them. Perhaps the neighbours would gossipHow could she take a child from his own mother?but in her bones, she knew it was right. Helens neighbours had delivered a Greek chorus of horror stories: Helen didnt give a fig about Oscar, shouted at him for so much as sneezing, was quick with a slap, and didnt care who saw it. Oscars teachers and an earnest child psychologist had all insisted he needed a new start, away from Helen.
Now, Oscar had his own roomhuge, sunny, filled to the brim with toys, video games, and books. Most importantly, hed have a father (and step-mum) ready to shower him with the sort of ordinary, unconditional affection hed never known before. Matt and Sarah, truth be told, had already gone a bit gooey over the lad. They could only hope Oscar would soon believe he was truly, irrevocably loved.












