No ordinary man would ever go out with a woman whos all skin and bones, you know why?
For over fifty years, weve had these rigid beauty standards shoved down our throats, all about being thin, obsessed with slimming down as if youre supposed to be a mannequin, not a human being. Like it or not, youre expected to follow what society wants, prancing around like a show poodle. If you dont, you can forget about that promotion at work or having a decent chap by your side.
Women keep tabs on their weight as if it were a priceless necklace from a boutique jeweller, petrified of gaining even a single extra ounce. Real, beautiful women with proper, natural curves have vanished from magazine covers. But Im dead set against this, just like my mates.
People are different, arent they? Big noses, small noses, flat faces or lively ones, blonde hair, jet-black hair its all wonderful. But to say a womans more attractive just because shes managed to lose six stone, thats something wrong upstairs if you ask me. No normal bloke would be attracted to that sort of woman.
Not that were searching for ladies who are extremely overweight or have cheeks resting on their shoulders. But a bit of softness, thats actually a plus in my book. The curvier ones always seem to be brilliant in the kitchen.
Theres always a stash of food in the fridge, so you wont ever go hungry or worried youll waste away. They savour their dinners and love sharing that joy with everyone at home.
If a womans a bit on the plump side, she wont force you onto some diet regime or act like a vixen dreaming of a man made of gingerbread. She wont try to feed you plain boiled pearl barley for tea either, thank you very much, had plenty of that during my time in the service.
You can always tuck into a pizza and watch a film together of an evening, if youre struggling to sleep. Dont forget the ice cream. And most importantly she doesnt see herself as Gods gift, so theres no need to bend over backwards, shes genuinely happy youre there. As for the skinny minnies, they bring their own baggage and put on too much of an act. So I picked a fuller-figured woman, and you know what? Couldnt be happier.
