“Hello, I’m Your Husband’s Mistress.” I paused my magazine layout work and looked up at the glamorous blonde who appeared at my office door. She smirked and added, “I have bad news for you—I’m pregnant. Naturally, by your husband.” Business-like, I asked, “Do you have proof?” She flashed a triumphant smile and produced a medical certificate from her designer handbag. She was well prepared. I inspected the certificate. It was authentic—not that surprising, really. When you bring such news to your lover’s wife, fakes won’t fly. “Alright,” I agreed, “it seems you really are pregnant. Now all that’s left is a paternity test to prove the baby is my husband’s, and then everything can be sorted.” This seemed to shake her a bit. She hesitantly asked, “Sorted—how?” I explained cheerfully, “My husband will pay child support, I’ll find you a good doctor, book you a top hospital—you can have your baby in comfort, no worries for you or the child.” The blonde looked unsettled. “Don’t you understand? I’m having his baby. He needs to be a father.” I answered patiently, “Our three children need a father too, and, thank God, they have one. But don’t worry, my husband will see your baby as well and take him to school when the time comes. Your child could even stay with us for a while—we have excellent nannies, and I adore children. It’ll give you time to get your own life in order. Believe me, it’s hard to date when you have a child.” Now she was upset, twisting her expensive bag. “Don’t you get it? I’m sleeping with your husband. I’m having his child. He doesn’t love you, he loves me!” I felt sorry for this young woman. Real life quickly banishes hopeless romantic dreams, even from girls who think they can snatch a wealthy husband for free. “Honey, you’re the fourth woman to come to me with this story. The first didn’t even have a certificate; the second and third brought forgeries… there was even one with a real pregnancy, but the paternity test failed. Neither I nor my husband have ever refused help, but we won’t tolerate lies—not even a kind man like my husband.” She looked lost. I continued, “As for sleeping with my husband—he sleeps with me, and many other hopefuls. I can’t deny my beloved his little indulgences. It doesn’t affect me or the children at all. Leave your number, I’ll arrange the paternity test, and we’ll be in touch.” She lost her nerve and ran out. I lit a cigarette. I’d been waiting for this visit—I knew about my husband’s latest fancy. I got through the conversation, as I had with the others, though it wasn’t easy. It would have been simpler to snap, make a scene, and let my very rich, successful husband leave for another woman. That’s exactly how I got him from his ex—when I turned up with news of my pregnancy, she made a scene, and he couldn’t stand drama. He married me, and I sealed the deal by having two more children. Deep down, I know a man who cheated on his wife with me won’t be faithful forever. There’ll always be new contenders. But I won’t make his ex-wife’s mistake—I’ll never give them a chance. I will endure. I can do this.

Good afternoon, Im your husbands mistress.

I set aside the mock-up of the magazine I had been leafing through and looked up, rather surprised, at the striking blonde who stood confidently in the doorway of my study. She smirked, then continued, Im afraid I dont come with good news. Im pregnantand needless to say, its your husbands child.

Businesslike, I inquired, A doctors note, then? She flashed a triumphant smile and produced a small square slip stamped in blue from a rather expensive-looking leather handbag. Shed come quite prepared.

I scrutinised the letter. Genuine, of coursenot some shoddy forgery. One can hardly arrive before another woman with news like this and expect counterfeit proof to do.

All right, I said, nodding calmly, it appears you truly are expecting. Next, well need a paternity test to confirm its my husbands child. Once thats settled, everything will be managed properly.

The blondes confidence suddenly faltered as she stammered, Managedhow?

I explained in an even tone, My husband will arrange child support for you, I shall find you a reputable doctor, even reserve the best private hospital in London for your delivery. You may give birth in comfort, knowing you and your childs health are cared for.

She grew agitated. Are you even listening? Im having a baby. My child will need a father.

With gentle condescension, I answered, And so do our three children, thank goodness they have him. But rest assured, my husband will see your little one, will take him for walks in the park when hes old enough, and he may even drop him off at school one day. You might even bring your child to our house now and thenwe have wonderful nannies, and I truly do love children. Youll have more time to put your life in orderthat can be quite challenging as a new mother, trust me.

The woman sprang to her feet, her costly bag clutched tightly between her manicured hands. Her pretty features twisted with distress.

Dont you understand at all? she snapped. Im in love with your husband. He doesnt love you anymorehe loves me!

I felt a little pang of sympathy for such a young woman, entangled in such folly. Real life, however, has a thorough way of dispelling romantic nonsense from even the most hopeful heads, especially those chasing after a ready-made, wealthy husband.

My dear, I told her softly, youre the fourth young woman to come to me with such a story. The first didnt even think to bring proof, the second and third had forgeries There was even one whose pregnancy turned out not to be my husbands at all. We have never denied anyone help, but dishonestywell, even my kind-hearted husband will not stand for that.

She looked quite lost now, as I pressed on, As for your affair, my husband is not a man of singular habits. He shares his affections with me, and a good many hopeful others besides. I couldnt deny him his pleasures. Besides, it harms neither me nor our children. Leave your telephone number, if you please. Ill arrange the time and place for your paternity test, and someone will ring you.

With nerves finally deserting her, she fled the room. I lit a cigarette, reflecting.

I had been expecting this visit for some timemy husbands infidelities were no secret to me. I managed this conversation as Id done previous ones, though it never grew easier. It would have been far simpler to yield to anger, to raise a furious row and allow my wealthy, charismatic husband to walk away in pursuit of another woman.

Years ago, hed left his first wife for mewhen, as it happens, I appeared at her door and delivered similar news. She had erupted in tears and outrage. My husband had never tolerated drama of that sort. He married me in the endmy claim, after all, had been trueand I cemented things by giving him two more children.

Deep down, I always knew fidelity was not in my husbands nature. Women would always arrive to stake their claim. But I would not repeat his first wifes mistake, nor allow any the satisfaction of seeing me lose my composure.

I would withstand it all.

I would prevail.

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“Hello, I’m Your Husband’s Mistress.” I paused my magazine layout work and looked up at the glamorous blonde who appeared at my office door. She smirked and added, “I have bad news for you—I’m pregnant. Naturally, by your husband.” Business-like, I asked, “Do you have proof?” She flashed a triumphant smile and produced a medical certificate from her designer handbag. She was well prepared. I inspected the certificate. It was authentic—not that surprising, really. When you bring such news to your lover’s wife, fakes won’t fly. “Alright,” I agreed, “it seems you really are pregnant. Now all that’s left is a paternity test to prove the baby is my husband’s, and then everything can be sorted.” This seemed to shake her a bit. She hesitantly asked, “Sorted—how?” I explained cheerfully, “My husband will pay child support, I’ll find you a good doctor, book you a top hospital—you can have your baby in comfort, no worries for you or the child.” The blonde looked unsettled. “Don’t you understand? I’m having his baby. He needs to be a father.” I answered patiently, “Our three children need a father too, and, thank God, they have one. But don’t worry, my husband will see your baby as well and take him to school when the time comes. Your child could even stay with us for a while—we have excellent nannies, and I adore children. It’ll give you time to get your own life in order. Believe me, it’s hard to date when you have a child.” Now she was upset, twisting her expensive bag. “Don’t you get it? I’m sleeping with your husband. I’m having his child. He doesn’t love you, he loves me!” I felt sorry for this young woman. Real life quickly banishes hopeless romantic dreams, even from girls who think they can snatch a wealthy husband for free. “Honey, you’re the fourth woman to come to me with this story. The first didn’t even have a certificate; the second and third brought forgeries… there was even one with a real pregnancy, but the paternity test failed. Neither I nor my husband have ever refused help, but we won’t tolerate lies—not even a kind man like my husband.” She looked lost. I continued, “As for sleeping with my husband—he sleeps with me, and many other hopefuls. I can’t deny my beloved his little indulgences. It doesn’t affect me or the children at all. Leave your number, I’ll arrange the paternity test, and we’ll be in touch.” She lost her nerve and ran out. I lit a cigarette. I’d been waiting for this visit—I knew about my husband’s latest fancy. I got through the conversation, as I had with the others, though it wasn’t easy. It would have been simpler to snap, make a scene, and let my very rich, successful husband leave for another woman. That’s exactly how I got him from his ex—when I turned up with news of my pregnancy, she made a scene, and he couldn’t stand drama. He married me, and I sealed the deal by having two more children. Deep down, I know a man who cheated on his wife with me won’t be faithful forever. There’ll always be new contenders. But I won’t make his ex-wife’s mistake—I’ll never give them a chance. I will endure. I can do this.