I came to realise my ex-husband was cheating on me because he suddenly started sweeping the street. It sounds utterly bizarre, but that’s truly how it happened. He was an electrician and worked from home, his workshop set up in the garage. His days were filled with wires, tools, and the comings and goings of clients. He was never one for household choresnot because he was above it, just that it didn’t take his fancy. Any spare moment he found, hed spend unwindingwatching football, sharing a pint at the local with mates, barbecuing in the back garden. He was an easy-going soul. Not the life and soul of the party, not aggressive, the type of man who gave you no reason to doubt his fidelity.
We lived on a quiet cul-de-sac just outside Oxfordwide, lined with ancient oaks, and perpetually scattered with leaves, bits of mud, the odd crisp packet. Sweeping really needed doing daily. I usually did it in the early morning while making tea and toast. Until the day someone new moved into the house next door. Nothing unusual; that place was always up for rent and tenants came and went as the seasons changed.
A few months after our new neighbour, an English woman named Eliza, settled in, my husband suddenly began saying, No, dont worry, love. Ill sweep out front today. At first, I thought it was a sweet gesture. I took advantage, got on with the washing up, tidying the lounge, scrubbing the loo. I didnt scrutinise him. Why would I?
But he began doing it every single day. And always at precisely the same time: 7am on the dot. Never missed it by a minute. That struck me because hed never been the sort to keep to a routine unless it was for work. One morning, curiosity got the better of me. I peeked through the kitchen window.
There he was, broom in hand, but not sweeping. He was talking. Smiling. And there she wasEliza, opposite him. Probably just being neighbourly, I told myself. Yet, the next day, there they were again. And again the day after that. Every morning he went out, so did she, as though it was all orchestrated.
I started to notice more. It wasnt just in the mornings. One Saturday, he claimed he was going to have a pint with the lads. Nothing strange. But as he opened the door, I felt a nagging in my chest. I glanced outjust in time to see Eliza stepping outside too. Evening, neighbour! she called, her voice echoing across the drive. He replied, casual as you like. Then she added, What luck, Im heading that way too. And off they went, side by side.
The next weekend, he told me he was off for a kickaboutsomething he did maybe twice a year. He left, and not five minutes later, Eliza walked out, phone to her ear, pacing in the same direction.
I didnt have evidence. No texts. No incriminating photos. Just patterns. The hours. The predictable meetings, that no longer felt like coincidences.
One evening, I confronted him. I didnt tiptoe around the subject. I looked him straight in the eye and said, I know you and Eliza are together. He looked shockedshaken, really. At first, he denied it. But I told him, Ive seen you. Every single morning. Please, dont insult me. He fell silent, staring down at the floor. Then, softly, Yes. I am. Ive fallen for her.
I shouted at him to get out. We had no kids together, so there was nothing left to discuss. The irony of it all? He moved in with her. Right next door.
They didnt last longmaybe two months, if that. After that, they both vanished. No one seemed to know what became of them. They left Oxford, and I never heard from either again. There was talk among the neighbours, chatter within the family, but I couldnt be bothered to listen. I truly didnt want to know.












