Were moving into your flat
Olivia has got such a lovely flat in the centre. The decoration is freshhonestly, you could just move in and be happy!
Its fine if youre a single woman, Rusty gave me that patronising smile, the kind you reserve for children who dont know any better. But were planning on having two, ideally three childrenand straightaway, one after the other.
Its so noisy in the centre, the airs thick with fumes, no parking. And, more importantly, its only two bedrooms. Whereas here, youve got three. And its a quiet neighbourhood, theres a nursery right in the courtyard out back.
It is a nice area, confirmed Simon, still not quite seeing where his future brother-in-law was heading. Thats why we settled here in the first place.
Exactly! Rusty snapped his fingers. As I said to Olivia: why should we crumble up in some box when theres a ready-made solution?
You twove got all this spaceits too much for you and your daughter alone. One of the rooms is barely used, its just a storage dump. And for us, itd be perfect.
I was at that moment trying to shove the hoover into the narrow hall cupboard.
The hoover of course resisted, wrapping its hose around the hangers as if daring me to make it fit.
Simon, give us a hand, will you! I yelled in the direction of the lounge. Either the cupboards shrunk or Ive forgotten how to put stuff away!
Simon poked his head out of the bathroom, having finally sorted the tap.
Hes calm, softly spoken, and a little slow and steadyeverything Im not.
Here, let me, he said.
With a practiced move, he swung the weighty machine right into the corner of the cupboard.
I flopped back against the doorframe, exhaling.
Why does it always feel like we havent got enough room? I asked. Its a big place, three bedrooms, but the minute you start tidying up you feel like dragging half your things outside.
Maybe its because youre such a magpie, Simon grinned. Remind me, how many dinner services do we own? We use the fancy one twice a year.
Its Grans place. Some of its memory. Anyway, whats the harm?
After the wedding, Simons family had split the inheritance neatly: his share was this roomy three-bed in a quiet part of town, previously his grans, and his sister Olivia took the two-bed in the centrethe Golden Square, as they called it.
In terms of value, the two properties worked out roughly the same. For five years, thered never been any bad blood.
I really thought it would stay like that, I did, but
* * *
When we finished tidying and could finally see the floor, we sat down for a rest. Wed only just switched on the telly when the doorbell rang.
Simon went to see who it was.
Its Liv and her fiancé, he called over his shoulder after a quick glance through the spyhole.
First in, like a whirlwind, was Olivia. Trailing behind, heavy-footed, was Rusty.
Id only met Rusty a couple of times before; Olivia had picked him up at some gym less than six months ago.
He didnt win me overpuffed up, slightly condescending, looking down his nose at both of us.
Hello, you two! Olivia planted a kiss on her brothers cheek and hugged me. We were passing by and thought wed pop in. Weve got news!
Well, come in since youre here. News is always good, Simon beckoned them into the kitchen. Tea?
Ill have some water, Rusty followed him in, waving off the offer. Were here on serious business, mate, not just to socialise.
Sonot exactly just passing by. Something was up.
Straight to the point. No beating about the bush.
Instantly, I felt anxious; Rustys tone was one that set my teeth on edge.
Go on then, out with it, said Simon with a shrug.
Olivia made out like she didnt really exist in the room, buried in her phone and leaving all the talking to her fiancé.
Rusty cleared his throat.
Heres the thing. Olivia and I have filed the paperwork. Were getting married in three monthsyou can imagine, its serious. Were planning the next chapter: family, home, forever happiness and all that. So we had a think about our living arrangements…
Rusty paused for drama.
Were moving in hereand youre moving into Livs flat!
I was dumbfounded. First at Simon, then at Oliviawho kept scrolling social media as if it was none of her business.
Come again? Simon responded, his brow knitted. Is that are you being serious?
I am. Its a practical solution. We can do a swap: well take your flat, and you move into Olivias. Fairs fair, dont you think?
Liv agrees with me entirely, we both feel it makes sense.
Dumbfounded again.
Fair? I spluttered. Rusty, are you actually serious? You just walk in and suggest we up sticks, just because you fancy starting a family?
No need to get touchy, love, Rusty wrinkled his nose at me. Im just being rational. Youve got one childand, from what I hear, thats it for you.
So why waste the space? Its inefficient. Whereas for us, weve got a future to think of.
A future, is it? I jumped to my feet. Simon, are you hearing this madness?
Simon lifted his hand, silently motioning for me to let him do the talking.
Rusty, perhaps youve forgotten that this flat was left to me by my parents. Just as Olivias was left to her.
We spent five years renovating this place with our own handsevery shelf, every corner. Our daughters growing up here; shes got her own room, her friends in the building.
And you think were just going to move at your convenience?
No need to get worked up Rusty lounged back as if he owned the place. Youre family! Olivias your own flesh and blood. Dont you care about her future?
Besides, Ive done the sumsyoull be getting a posh postcode out of it. Might even come out ahead, for all you know.
Thats rich, mate, Simon smirked. Youre not even married yet, and youve already got your eyes on my flat!
Olivia finally looked up from her phone.
Oh, come on, dont be dramatic, she whined. Rustys only trying to do whats best.
Were going to need more space once the kids arrive. And here, your hallways big enough for a five-a-side!
Mum always said family comes firstdid you forget that, Si?
Mum said about helping each other, Livshe never meant chuck your brother out of his house! Do you actually hear what your Rusty is suggesting right now?
Whats wrong with it? Olivia blinked innocently. Its perfectly logical. We need it more. Youre hardly using the extra room and you know it.
Its not extraits my office! I snapped, barely able to keep my temper. I work in there, remember?
Work? Rusty snorted. You put up pictures online, dont you? Liv says its just a hobby. Whats wrong with working on your laptop in the kitchen like everyone else? No need to be so uppity.
Simon stood up slowly.
Thats enough, he said softly. This conversation is over. Both of you, out.
Si, mate, dont overreact! Rusty didnt budge an inch. Were talking like adults. Family to family.
Adults, is it? You come here, ask for my home, insult my wife, and decide where my daughter should live?
Do you even hear yourself?
Simon, honestly! I piped in, unable to hold back. Hes dividing up property before theres even a wedding band on his finger!
Liv, do you realise what kind of person youve brought home? Hell toss you out of your own flat the minute it suits him!
Dont you dare talk about him like that! Olivia jumped up too. Rusty cares about meabout *our* future.
You two are just greedy, clutching at your walls like a pair of old hermits.
Some brother, you are!
If anyones greedy, its your fiancé, Simon pointed firmly at the door. One last time: get out. And forget about your little swap. Say it again and youre dead to me.
Rusty rose, straightened his shirt collar and without the slightest hint of embarrassment, looked only annoyed.
Youre making a mistake, Si. I thought we were family. If thats your attitude
Liv, come on!
When the door slammed behind them, I collapsed onto the sofa, shaking.
Did you see that? Did you*see* that? Where does he get off?
Simon said nothing, staring out the window at Rusty lording it over his car, lecturing Olivia as she followed behind, head down.
You know whats worst? he murmured, still watching. Liv actually believes hes right. Shes always lived in a bit of a dream world, but this…?
Hes brainwashed her! I leapt up. Simon, we need to call your mum. Your parents need to know what their future son-in-laws cooking up.
Wait, Simon said. First, Ill ring Liv. Just her, none of him listening in.
He dialled her number. It rang, and rangthen she answered, voice thick with tears.
What? she croaked.
Liv, listen to me: are you with him in the car?
Why does it matter?
If hes there, put me on speaker. He should hear this as well.
Im notIm at the block. He dropped me off and just drove off. Said my family are all selfish and he needed to clear his head.
Liv, why cant he see you for what you are? He just wanted *everything* to be perfect
Liv, wake up! He showed up to *demand* my flat.
Do you actually understand its *your* flat, too? Has he ever asked what *you* want?
Silence.
No, Olivia finally admitted. He said he had a surprise for everyone.
Oh did he, now. Decided both our futures without saying a word.
Livyou really want a man like that?
Today its my flat. Next week, your cars not good enough for him. Give it a month, and hell be angling for your parents to sign over their cottage because the airs fresher there.
Dont say that hesitated Olivia, her voice trembling. He he loves me.
If he loved you, he wouldnt make you the villain to your family. Dont you see hes trying to set us against each other?
Ill talk to him, she whispered, wounded.
Please doand think long and hard before you actually walk down that aisle.
Simon hung up, throwing his phone on the sofa.
What did she say? I asked, quietly.
She had no ideahed planned it all as a surprise, bless her.
I snorted.
Some master of the house turning up, placing furniture and family wherever he wants. It makes my skin crawl.
Dont worry, Simon put his arm around me. Were not going anywhere.
Just a shame about Liv. Shes going to get burned.
* * *
The worst never happenedthere was no wedding.
Rusty dumped Olivia that very night. She arrived at Simons, red-eyed, and poured out the story.
Hed come back, instantly set about packing his bags. Olivia panicked, begged him for an explanation.
Rusty declared, rather grandly, that he didnt intend to join a family as stingy as ours.
Says, you lot arent the type I needcant rely on you. Youll never look after our children at the weekends if we ask. And you wont help us out with money when we need it!
Oh, sweetheart, dont waste another tear on him! I was fuming. You cant build a family with someone like thathe only thinks of himself! Forget him, youre better off.
She pined for a few months, but after a while she bounced back.
And, in time, she saw sense. How had she not spotted his true colours before?
If shed married him, hed have made her miserablethere was no doubt about it. Fate was on her side this time.












