Surely, it cant be such a bother for you? Its only three days. Sophies in a tight spot, a bargain trip to Mallorca, her first holiday in yonks, and as for me well, you know how my hips been since that incident in the garden. I can barely straighten up, and the doctors warned me about my blood pressure. And Arthur, you are their granddad. Its your duty to help.
The voice on the other end was so loud that Arthur hardly needed to turn on the speaker. Diana, holding a wooden spoon over the bubbling vegetable stew, heard every word, each syllable ringing out with a pitch of haughty demand shed recognise among thousands. Evelyn Bartholomew. The first, and regrettably unforgettable, wife of her husband.
Arthur shot a guilty glance at Diana as he awkwardly tried to slice bread, the pieces falling at odd, traitorous angles.
Evelyn, hang on a tickhe tried to wedge a word inWhats all this about Sophies holiday anyway? Diana and I had planned a weekend…
Oh, what kind of plans could the two of you possibly have?his former wife barrelled over him Tending the allotment? A ramble round some bleak museum? Arthur, this is about your grandsons. About Harry and Jamie. The boys need a man in their life, a proper example. You havent seen them for a month. Don’t you have a shred of conscience left? Or has the new wife shut off your air supply altogether?
Diana set the spoon down gently and switched off the hob. New wife. She and Arthur had been married for eight yearseight quiet, happy years, despite the intermittent gales of Hurricane Evelyn blowing through their lives. First there were demands for more child support for their now-grown daughter Sophie, then endless requestsrepairs, dental bills, new cars. Arthur, gentle and decent, paid out for years, consumed by guilt about leaving, though he had only moved out once Sophie was twenty and he and Evelyn, in truth, were mere housemates by then.
Evelyn, please dont talk about Diana like that, Arthurs voice was firmer now, though still unsure. Its not her fault. You have to give us notice. The boys are six, they need watching every minute, and were not exactly spring chickens
My point exactly! Evelyn crowed in triumph. Old age is no picnic, but a bit of running about will do you good. So, here’s what’s what: Sophiell drop them by at ten tomorrow. I physically cant, what with my hip and all. And Arthur, dont argue. This is your family.
Short, sharp beeps signalled the call was over. Arthur let his phone slide to the table and exhaled slowly, unable to meet Dianas eyes.
Silence swirled round the kitchen, broken only by the slow tick of the wall clock. Outside, London shimmered in the pale twilight as a summer shower drummed softly on the windowsill. Diana took a napkin and brushed imaginary crumbs off the table.
So, ten oclock tomorrow? she asked, voice balanced and calm.
Arthur finally looked up. Desperate apology lingered in his eyes.
Di, love, forgive me. You heard her. Evelyns like a bulldozer. Sophies off to Mallorca, Evelyns apparently incapabletheyve nowhere else to turn. They are the grandkids, after all.
Arthur, Diana sat across from him, hands clasped. Theyre your grandkids, not mine. Im fond of the boys, but honestlythey dont even call me by name. Its always that lady, just like their grandmother taught them. And every visit is like a blitz in our flat, because Sophie believes children must have no boundaries.
Ill look after them, I promise! Arthur pressed. You wont have to do a thing. Ill take them to the park, to the pictures, to the fairground. Could you just whip up a quick stew or some roast? They always wolf down your food, even if theyre too proud to admit it.
Diana managed a sad little smile. She knew the patternArthur exhausted after barely two hours, blood pressure up, retreating to the settee just for five minutes, while two wild six-year-olds ran untamed, leaping on the furniture, demanding cartoons, scattering crisps: Granny Evelyn says we can do what we like because Grandads the boss here.
We had theatre tickets for Saturday, remember? she reminded him. And planned to get down to the allotment, see to the roses before winter.
The play will happen again, well just return the tickets and the roses well, Di, help us out, just this once. I promise Ill talk to Sophienever again.
Just this once. Shed heard that at least twenty times. And said yes every time, pitying Arthur, not wanting a row. But something snapped inside her this time. Maybe it was Evelyns toneno hint of a question, just a cold decree, as if Dianas time and life belonged to her as well.
No, Arthur, Diana said softly.
Arthur blinked, as if he hadnt registered the word.
No what?
No, we wont take the boys. Not this time. I wont cancel my plans, I wont return the tickets, and I wont stand over a stove for three days making roast, sides and jelly for children who told me last time that my stew stank and that their mum cooked better.
Diana, really? Theyve got no one else! Sophies got that holiday and…
Thats Sophies problem. Shes a grown woman. Shes got a husband, a mother-in-law, nannies, for goodness sake. Why should I be the one always stuck sorting this out?
Ours to sort, surely, Arthur ventured.
No, darling, its mine. Because after every invasion, Im the one who cleans up, cooks, scrubs clothes. You play the kindly granddad for two hours, then go to bed with paracetamol. I respect your affection for the grandkids, but I never signed up as a free childminder for a woman who cant stand me.
Arthur frowned. He wasnt used to thisDiana was always composed, always diplomatic.
So, what are you suggesting? Ring them up, say no? Evelyn will have my guts for garters. Shell kick up such a fuss my blood pressurell shoot up.
Dont call. Diana rose and went to the window. Let them bring the boys.
So you agree? Arthur sounded relieved.
No. Let them bring them. Then well see.
Saturday morning dawned warm and golden, so unlike the suspense in Arthur and Dianas flat. Arthur was jittery, pacing, plumping cushions, eyeing the clock. Diana, on the other hand, was a picture of composure as she breakfasted, slipped on her favourite linen dress, touched up her makeup, and began packing a neat little bag.
Are you off somewhere? Arthur eyed her, wary, as she tucked in a novel and her umbrella.
Weve theatre at seven, remember? I thought Id go by the salon, have a stroll along the Thames, clear my head.
Diana! Theyll be here in fifteen minutes! How will I cope alone? I dont even know what they eatwhere are their things
Youll manage. You are their granddad. Role model, just as Evelyn prescribed.
The doorbell rang, long and insistent. Arthur scurried to answer, and Diana, unhurried, fastened her sandals.
Loud voices bounced down the hall.
Thank goodness, no traffic! Sophie, Arthurs daughter. Dad, hi! Here are your soldiersbag of things, iPad fully charged, ring me if you need to. Im running late, the minicabs waiting outside!
Wait, Sophie, what about meals routines? Arthur spluttered.
Who needs routine, its the weekend! Knock up something quick, theyll eat it. Love you, bye! Boys, listen to Granddad!
The front door slammed. Instantly, two pairs of feet pounded and a battle cry rang out: CHARGE!
Diana stepped to the hall. She saw two sturdy boys clambering the shoe cabinet, reaching for Arthurs straw hat. Arthur, clutching a huge sports bag, looked helpless. But the oddest sight was the figure wedged in the doorwaynone other than Evelyn Bartholomew herself.
Apparently, her bad hip hadnt prevented her from overseeing the handover. Her makeup was alarmingly bright, her hair immaculate, massive gold earrings gleaming.
Well, there you are, Evelyns smile was pure ice. I trust youve prepared? The boys cant have fried food, Jamies allergic to strawberries, Harry wont eat onions. The soup must be fresh. Dont let them stare at screens more than an hour.
She spoke like a duchess instructing the village maid. Arthur shrank, bracing for an explosion.
Diana glanced in the mirror, straightened her hair and picked up her handbag.
Good morning, Mrs Bartholomew. Morning, boys.
For a second, the twins paused before resuming their tumbling.
Thank you for the tips, Diana said pleasantly. Make sure to tell Arthur. Hes in charge today.
Excuse me? Evelyns brows arched. Where do you think youre flouncing off to?
Its my day off. Appointments, a stroll, the theatre. Ill be back late, perhaps tomorrow.
Evelyns face darkened. She lurched forward to block the way.
Have you lost your mind? What about the children? Your husbands grandsons! You have responsibilities
Only to those Ive promised something, Diana cut in, gentle but firm. I never agreed to watch your grandchildren. I didnt bear them, didnt bring them up, never asked to play the nursemaid. They have a mother, a father, grandparents. You, as I understand, are retired.
My hip! Evelyn squawked.
And I have a life. I wont spend it turning my world upside down for other people, especially when spoken to like a servant.
Arthur! Evelyn whirled. Do you hear this? Are you a man or a doormat? Make her listen!
Arthur stared wretchedly from one woman to the other. Years of instinctive submission to Evelyn warred with respect for Diana and the obvious truth.
Evelyn Diana did say she was busy. I thought Id manage
Manage what? Evelyn flailed. Youll collapse with your medicine bottle in an hour! Who will feed them, bathe them? And look at herdressed for an evening instead of helping her family!
Family? Dianas face turned cold as flint. Evelyn, lets clear things up. Arthur and I are a family. You, Sophie and your grandchildrentheyre his kin, not mine. Ive put up with midnight phone calls, your demands for cash, your insults behind my back. But I will not let my home become a crash-pad, and myself a free servant.
How dare you! This is my husbands flat! Well, ex-husband But Arthur has rights!
He has the right to invite anyone in. But not to make me serve them. Arthur, she turned to her husband, your decision. Stay with the boys, with Mrs Bartholomewno doubt shell assist you since shes here. Im going out.
Diana stepped to the door.
Stop! Evelyn grabbed her arm. Youre not leaving until youve made the boys a proper lunch! Sophies left for the airport! Where do you expect me to take them?
Diana gently, but firmly, prised off the hand.
Not my problem, Mrs Bartholomew. Order a cab, go home and cook your own soup. Or call Sophie back. And keep your hands to yourself, or Ill dial the police for trespass and assault. Dont test me.
The hallway fell silent, heavy as a mausoleum. Even the twins, sensing shock in the air, stopped cavorting and shrank into a corner. Arthur gazed at Dianaawed, a little afraid. Never had he seen her like this. Diana wasnt just soft-hearted anymore; she was steel defending her peace.
Evelyn gaped, gasping. She was accustomed to Diana suffering in silencea pushover. Resistance floored her.
You you monster, she hissed. Selfish cow. Ill tell everyone what a witch you are.
Do, Diana shrugged. I dont mind.
She opened the door and glided off to the landing.
Arthur, youve got the keys. If you sort it, ring me. If notwell, see you when the boys have gone.
The lift doors closed, muting the argument. Out on the street, Diana drew in the post-rain air. Her hands shook a fraction, but her heart was light as air. She had done it. At last, shed said no.
Dianas day unfolded marvellously. She wandered through an art gallery, sipped coffee in her favourite café, lost herself in the parks hush and space. Her mobile stayed off, immune to calls and texts.
Later, after the theatre, Diana switched it on. Ten missed calls from Arthur. One text: Evelyns taken the boys. Im home. Forgive me.
She got in just before eleven. The flat was calm, spotless. Arthur sat in the kitchen with a cold mug of tea, looking wrung out but peaceful.
Evening, he murmured when she entered.
All right. Where are the boys?
Evelyn took them with her. Gave me a right tongue-lashing. Cursed us both. Rang Sophie, demanded a refund on the trip so Sophie would come back and stay with them. Chaos, really.
And you?
Arthur met her gaze.
For the first time, I told her to keep her mouth shut.
Diana looked at him, surprised.
Really?
Honestly. When she started slating you, calling you barren and worse I snapped. Told her if she ever slandered you again, not a single penny above court-mandated support would ever come. That shed never set foot in this house.
Diana put her arms around him gently. He pressed his face into her stomach, like a guilty schoolboy seeking comfort.
She stormed off with the boys, slammed the door so hard the paint cracked. Swore we werent her family any longer.
Well, I daresay well cope, Diana smirked, ruffling his silver hair. What about Sophie?
She called from Gatwick, sounded in tears, so I wired over a bit for a nanny out in Mallorca. She decided to take the boys along. Evelyn, of course, told her she physically couldnt, her sciatica out of control from all this stress.
See, there was a solution after all. Sophies their mum, let her manage holidaying with kids. Its normal.
Diana, Arthur straightened up and met her eyes. Thank you.
For what, for leaving you to the wolf pit?
For letting me feel like a man, not just a gopher for my ex. All these years Ive been terrified to offend herguilt, maybe Today I realised: I owe nothing more than whats fair. My real familys you. Youre my home, and Ive acted the traitor.
The important thing is, you see it now, Diana smiled. Tea? I got a cherry pie, just how you like it.
The next day, Arthurs phone stayed quiet. Not a peep from Evelyn. Sophie did text from abroad: all landed safe, kids with her. Life reverted to its gentle rhythmbut curiously cleaner, as if the old stink of grievances and demands had been banished from their home.
A week passed. Diana tended to her roses at the allotment, Arthur digging beside her, earnest as ever.
Know what? he said, leaning on the spade, Evelyn rang yesterday.
Diana tensed.
What did she want?
Money, said the price of her tablets had gone up.
Did you give her any?
No. Said the budgets tight. Were saving for home improvements, your winter coat… so I declined.
Diana laughed.
A coat? You dreamer. But I like your thinking.
She slammed the phone downArthurs grin was easy, free of the old apologetic weight. And you know, the sky didnt fall.
No, Diana agreed, it just got a little bit higher and a lot more blue.
The failed handover of the grandsons marked a turning point. Diana understood that dignity didnt mean dramait was calmly saying no when a lines been crossed. And Arthur learned that respecting his wife mattered far more than keeping the peace with someone long out of his life.
Of course, the boys still camebut always by prior arrangement, scheduled to the hour, and never did Evelyn step over their threshold again. Arthur collected the twins for an outing, took them to the park or the zoo, and returned them after. Everyone was happier that way. The children had a cheerful granddad, not an exhausted, hen-pecked old man. And Diana had the quiet she deservedand a husband who, at last, truly chose her.
Sometimes, as dusk fell over the garden and Diana watched the sky above the roses, she reflected on the day she picked up her bag and went to the theatre. The plays name escaped her; the real drama had been staged in her own hallway, and with a blissful ending.
If this tale of holding your boundaries resonated with you, do drop a thought belowwhat would you have done, if you were Diana?












