Blimey, Dad, what a welcome committee youve got. And what was the point of that spa holiday, when home is such an all inclusive?
When Oliver handed her the keys to his flat, Daisy felt an electric jolt: Bastille, stormed. No actor at the Oscars ever yearned half so much as Daisy had for her Oliver, and finally, shed got her own nest.
Thirty-five and worn from waiting, Daisy found herself tossing sympathetic glances at stray cats and fingering the Everything for Crafting shop windows.
And in he camea career-driven bachelor whod spent his youth on kale, rowing machines, mindfulness podcasts, and all those tedious adventures in self-discovery, plus child-free to boot.
It was a gift Daisyd wished for since she was twenty, and it seemed, somewhere high up in the clouds, the gods finally took her seriously.
One last work trip this year, and then Im yours, Oliver smiled, dropping the hallowed keys in her hand, Just dont let my den scare you. Ill only come home to sleep, and off he went, vanishing into a weekend somewhere six hours ahead.
With only a toothbrush and a night cream, Daisy set off to inspect the lair. Trouble started at the threshold; Oliver had mentioned the lock could be tricky, but Daisy hadnt imagined itd be possessed.
She stormed the doorpushing, pulling, jostling the key all the way in, gently trying a sly half-turnbut the door refused her as though it sensed fresh occupation.
Daisy began her psychological assault, recalling playground tricks from schooldays behind the bike sheds. The commotion summoned a neighbouring door to open, a curious Mrs. Smith peeking through a crack.
Why are you breaking into someone else’s flat? came the suspicious voice.
Im not breaking in, Ive got the keys, Daisy snapped, mopping her brow.
Who are you, then? I’ve never seen you before, the neighbour pried.
Im his girlfriend! Daisy retorted, planting hands on hipsonly to find herself still speaking to the gap.
You? the woman gasped.
Yes! Any issue with that?
Oh, no. Just hes never brought anyone over before. (Daisys heart swelled for this gentle loner.) And now suddenlywell
What, suddenly what?
You know what, its none of my business. Sorry, Mrs. Smith mumbled, closing the door.
Determined not to be bested, Daisy stabbed the key with all her yearning, nearly twisting the whole door frame off. Finally, it surrendered.
Olivers entire inner landscape unfolded before her, and Daisy gave a little gaspthe room was cloaked in an icy, monkish quiet. A bachelors asceticism she could expect, but this was a hermits cell.
Poor soul, your hearts never known comfort, has it? she whispered as she wandered his sparse dwelling, her home for the foreseeable.
Yet there was reliefthe neighbour hadnt lied: these walls, floors, kitchen, and cloudy windows had never felt the sweep of a womans hand. She was the first.
Burning with impatience, Daisy donned her shoes and dashed to the nearest shop for a bright shower curtain and a soft bath mat, plus oven mitts and tea towels.
Once in the shop, Daisy lost the plot. To the curtain and mat, she added diffusers, handmade soaps, cosmetic caddiesher baskets piled up like a festival in a strangers flat.
To add these bits is hardly presumptuous, Daisy told herself, hitching a second trolley to the first.
The lock ceased resistance. In fact, with Daisys efforts, it gave up entirelylike a hapless goalie whod forgotten his mask on finals day.
Gripped with guilt, Daisy spent half the night with kitchen knives, picking away at the old lock, and rushed at dawn to get a new one. The knives, of course, needed replacing tooand forks, and spoons, and a tablecloth, and chopping boards Why not toss in new coasters, and the curtains would clearly be next.
Sunday afternoon brought a call. Oliver, delayed, would be away a couple more days.
Im grateful if you bring a little warmth to my flat, he chuckled when Daisy confessed her interior design spree.
By then, Daisy had funnelled enough cosiness in by the lorry-load, mapped according to mood boards and Pinterest plans. Years of unspent nesting energy burst forthshe couldnt help herself.
By the time Oliver came back, only a startled spider remained in the corner above the vent; Daisy nearly ousted it, but seeing its eight amazed eyes bulge at the sudden colour explosion, she let it be as a symbol: some treasures untouched.
Olivers flat now looked like hed happily survived eight years of marriage, then despaired, then somehow become joyous in defiance.
And Daisy tackled more than just her own quartersnow the whole building knew there was a new boss, and questions found their way to her. Ring on her finger or not, that was a mere technicality.
Neighbours gawked, then shrugged: As you say, lovenone of our business.
***
When Olivers return arrived, Daisy cooked a proper home meal, squeezed her supple thighs into a festive, faintly risqué dress, scattered diffusers in the corners, dimmed the fresh lamps, and waited.
He was tardy. When Daisy began to feel pinched from the wrapping meant for showing off all those squats in the gym, the lock clicked.
The locks new, just pushits open! Daisy called, airily, shamelessly. She wasnt worried. Shed done wonders with the place: all would be forgiven.
As the door swung wide, Daisy received an unexpected text from Oliver: Where are you? Im home. Flat looks just like it always did. Friends warned youd fill it with cosmetics.
Daisy only saw that message later because, at that exact moment, five total strangers swept in: two lads, two small schoolkids, and a doddering elderly gent who straightened up and patted his grey tufts when he clocked Daisy.
Crikey, Dad, just look at this welcome! the eldest said, getting a wallop from his missus for staring.
Daisy, rooted, clutching two glasses of wine, was paralysed. She wanted to scream but couldnt.
Somewhere, in the corner, the spider chortled.
Excuse me, who are you? Daisy squeaked.
Owner of this local nest. You from the surgery? Here to change my bandage? Thought I said I could manage, answered the old man, eyeing Daisys pseudo-nurse outfit.
Erm, yes, Mr. Adams, its lovely in here… peered the young wife, grinning behind Daisy. A far cry from the crypt it was. And you, miss, whats your name? Isnt our Mr. Adams a bit mature for you? Though, a man with his own flat…
D-d-daisy
Well! You pick ’em well, Mr. Adams. Cant fault your taste!
The old mans eyes sparkled, clearly pleased.
And wheres Oliver? Daisy whispered, draining both glasses in one.
Im Oliver! piped up the eight-year-old boy.
Wait, youre a bit young for Oliver, his mum laughed, ushering the kids and her husband back out.
Im so sorry, I think Ive got the wrong flat, Daisy finally managed, thinking back to her wrestling match with the lock. Is this Lavender Avenue, number eighteen, flat twenty-six?
No, this is Beechwood Avenue, eighteen, the old man said, positively gleaming at the prospect of this surprise.
Ah, Daisy winced, Ive mixed up the addresses. Carry on, settle in, Ill justummake a phone call.
She darted into the bathroom, barricaded herself with a towel, and finally read Olivers text.
Oliver, Im on my way, got held up at the shop, she replied quickly.
All good, looking forwardbring a bottle of red, will you? Oliver voice-messaged.
Shed bring the red, but only within herself. Tucking the bath mat and snatched curtain under her arm, Daisy waited until the strangers moved into the kitchen, then dashed out.
Stuffing her things in a carrier, she bolted, half-floating down the corridor.
***
Ill explain, but later, was all Daisy said when Oliver opened the door.
Moving as if underwater, she passed him by, went straight to the bathroom, re-hung the curtain, unfurled the mat, then curled up on the couch and slept straight through until morning, when the stress and wine had finally left her.
Awaking, she found Oliver waiting, expecting clarification.
Sorry, butwhats the address, again?
Butterfield Avenue, eighteenOliver grinned and sat beside her, his hand warm atop hers. Youre home now, Daisy. No maps needed.
She laugheda surprised, bright sound that cut through the last traces of humiliation. He poured two glasses, red and rich, and together they made a toast, not to getting it right, but to getting there in the end.
As evening drifted in, Daisy leaned her head on Olivers shoulder and watched the new bath mat ripple beneath their feet, the curtain casting cozy shadows on their joined world. Shed gotten lost, stumbled, turned the wrong key in the wrong lock, but somehow, shed found the welcome shed waited for all those years.
Outside, a breeze rattled the letterbox, bearing in a faint giggle and the memory of eight bright eyes blinking above a vent. Daisy smiled, raised her glass: to spiders, strangers, and the serendipity of falling into just the right lifeby way of the entirely wrong flat.












