Signatures in the Hallway
Simon paused near the postboxes because he noticed a new sheet pinned lopsidedly to the noticeboard, the one usually reserved for lost cats and reminders about gas checks. Across the top, bold letters declared: Petition. Action Needed. Underneath was a surname from flat seventeen and a brief list of complaints: late-night noise, banging, shouting, breach of noise regulations, risk to residents. Signatures were clustered at the bottom, neat and sprawling.
He read it through twice, though the meaning was plain as day. His hand drifted to the biro in his pocket, but he hesitated. Not because he disagreedhe simply hated being pushed. Hed lived at Abbotsbury Court in Reading for twelve years, and experience had taught him to sidestep the corridor squabbles, the way you avoid a draught. His own life was plenty: long shifts at the garage, a mother with a stroke now living across town, a teenager who sometimes didnt speak for days, then erupted over nothing.
The landing was quiet, only the faint thud of the lift closing somewhere above. Simon climbed to the third floor, fished out his key, but found himself glancing up towards the next flight. On the fourth, lived Valerie Porter. A woman in her early fifties, tough, lean, always with a cropped bob and the sort of stare that weighed heavy. She rarely greeted anyone, and her answers sounded as if your hello annoyed her. Most often, Simon spotted her with Sainsburys bags or a bucket, scrubbing the threshold outside her door. Sometimes, though, noises came from her flat at night: a crash, a stifled cry, a dragging sound across the floor.
Simon only checked the tenants WhatsApp chat when strictly necessary. Most of the time, it brimmed with parking rows and complaints about the bin chute. Lately, though, it was dominated by one topic:
More banging at half two! My little boy got a fright he cant sleep now!
My alarms at five, dont they care? Cant take much more.
Shes only shifting the furniture, I heard it clear as day.
Call the police. There are laws, you know.
Simon scrolled by, staying out of it. He was no saint. When a crash woke him at three a.m., he too lay there, feeling irritation build in his chest. What he wanted, in those moments, was someone else to sort it out, so in the morning, he could read: All sorted.
That evening, he sent a quick text: Whos collecting signatures? Wheres the sheet?
Janet Morris, from flat ninethe buildings unofficial chiefreplied, Noticeboard on the ground floor. Meeting at mine tomorrow, seven p.m. We really need to sort this.
Simon put his phone aside. It gave him the same prickle of discomfort as school meetings: when the decisions already made and youre just there to tick a box.
The next day, he bumped into Valerie Porter on the stairs. She was lugging two heavy bags, breathing hard but too stubborn to ask for help. Simon took one anyway, without a word.
No need, she snapped.
Ill get it up there, he replied, keeping pace.
They were silent until her door. She yanked the handles from his grasp.
Ta, she said flatly, as if marking an entry in a ledger.
Before he could walk off, Simon heard something strange from within her flata wheezing, guttural sound, almost a groan. Valerie had stilled altogether, her hand unsteady on the key.
Everything all right in there? Simon heard himself ask, unsure why.
Fine, she barked, and shut him out.
He headed down, but the sound lingered. Not the slam and thump of rowdy nights, but something human in its misery.
Two days later, a note appeared on Valeries door, taped fast: PACK IT IN WITH THE NOISE. WE DONT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS. Thick black marker, stubby, pressed hard.
Simon stood for a moment, reading. The tape gleamed like a fresh cut. He remembered his own childhood, ugly scrawls on their council flat door when his father drank and shouted. Hed hatednot his father, but the neighbours, for pretending nothing happened, until the whispering began.
He headed to the fourth floor, listening. Silence. He didnt knock. Simon peeled off the note, folded it and slid it into his pocket, dropping it in the outside bins later so nobody would see.
Back in the group chat, the tone had sharpened.
Shes doing it on purpose. Couldnt care less about us.
People like her ought to live in the countryside, not a block of flats.
Neighbourhood police said we should lodge a complaint together.
Simon noticed how quickly noise and disruption turned into people like her. They werent talking about sleepless nights anymore, but about someone as a problem.
That Saturday, returning from work, Simon rode up in the lift, holding his breath through the smell of someones smoke and Febreze. As he stepped out on the third, a heavy thud came from abovea fall, not DIY. Then a voice, choked but clear: Hold on nearly
Simon raced up to the fourth. Light shone under Valeries door, a narrow stripe. He knocked.
Who is it? Her voice was taut.
Its Simon, from below. Everything
The door opened a crack, secured by the chain. Valerie stood in her dressing gown, a red blotch on her cheek, as if wiped with damp hands.
Its nothing. Please, just go, she told him.
Inside, that wheezing groan came again.
Do you need help? Simon asked.
She looked at him like hed offered charity.
No. Everything is fine.
Theres someone in there
My brother. Hes bedbound. Her words were brisk, final as a slammed door. I can handle it.
And she shut him out.
Simon felt himself splitone half obeying her wish for privacy, the other aware he now knew too much to pretend otherwise.
He went home, but sleep stayed distant. Bedbound. He pictured someone falling, being lifted, the emergency calls in the middle of the night, heavy breath, the effort of moving a grown man, the neighbours below steaming.
Simon didnt attend Janets meeting out of curiosity, but because he knewif he skipped it, hed feel ashamed later. At seven, people were already crowding outside, some just in slippers, others in coats as if theyd only stay a moment. Quiet voices, a strain in the air.
Janet corralled them in her narrow kitchen. The sheet with signatures lay beside a printout: noise regulations, the local constables number.
Heres the situation, Janet began. We cant go on like this. People have jobs, children. I get palpitationsIm not getting proper sleep. Were not against anyone, but there are rules.
Simon noticed how smoothly she said not against anyone, and watched as a few seemed relieved by it.
I was up at half two last nightthey woke my little one with a crash, said a young mother from flat twenty, drawn and tired. He wouldnt settle again till morning.
My fathers just home after an op, a man in a tracksuit chimed in. Stress is the last thing he needs. He hears a bang, thinks its a fire.
We should phone the police every time, someone else said. Start a paper trail.
Simon didnt doubt they were sufferingsleep deprivation, nerves frayedthere was justice in their grievance.
Has anyone actually spoken to her? Simon cut in.
I did, Janet said. Shes rude. Told us if we didnt like it, we could move out, then slammed the door.
Shes always been difficult, agreed the mother from flat twenty. As if we owe her something.
Simon hesitated to mention the brother, feeling it wasnt his place. Yet saying nothing was a choice too.
Maybe shes dealing with he began.
We all have problems, Janet interrupted. But we dont keep neighbours up at all hours.
Just then, the doorbell rang. Janet went to answer it. Valerie entered, her face strained, hair slicked down, holding a folder and her phone. She was composed, not cowed.
I gather youre talking about me? she said.
The kitchen felt even more crowded.
Were discussing the situation, Janet replied. Your noise is disrupting families.
Im a nuisance, am I? Valerie repeated, nodding as if agreeing with herself. All right then. Listen.
She placed the folder on the table, opened it, pulled out documentsdoctors letters, medical formsand her phone.
This is my brother. Registered disabled after a stroke. Cant walk or sit up. He has attacks in the night. He cant breathe, he falls out of bed unless I get there fast enough. I turn him every two hours or he gets sores. You think its furniture? Its me, lifting a fully grown man who outweighs me.
Her tone was flat but steely with fatigue. Simon noticed bruises across her wrists and hands, as if from wrestling dead weight.
Ive called ambulances three times this month. Here are the call logs, the hospital letters. I shouldnt need to show you, but you decided to collect signaturesas if Im throwing parties.
Someone coughed. The young mother looked down, uneasy.
We didnt know, she murmured.
You didnt know because you never asked, Valerie retorted. You left notes, slagged me off online. Demanded action. What action? Dump him outside so you can sleep through?
No one suggested that! Janet snapped, defensive. But there are noise laws, you know. After eleven, its illegal.
Law, Valerie echoed drily. Fine, lets do this properly. I can call an ambulance and the police every time I lift him. You want to be witnesses? Sign the paperwork every timetheyll love that.
So we just have to put up with it now? the man in the tracksuit demanded. His voice shook; Simon could see he was at breaking point. My dads ill. I cant hear people crashing about all night.
And you think I want to? Valerie shot back. You think Im enjoying any of this?
The silence was heavy. Simons urge was to offer some easy reassurance, but he realised there wasnt one.
Janet, quieter now, ventured, You must see its hard for everyone. If youd let us know in advance…
Warn you what? That my brother might die tonight? Im not good at asking. And anywaywho would I ask?
Simon saw the truth. They lived side by side, but they werent together. They were just doors in a wall.
Lets stop shouting, Simon managed at last, croaky. Were either going to rip each other apart or work out something tolerable for everyone.
People turned to him. He disliked attention, but it was too late to duck away.
I havent signed and Im not going to. Getting signatures makes an enemy, not a solution. But we cant ignore the noise either. Peoples health is at stake.
Janet pursed her lips. So whats your idea?
Simon thought of the night on the landing, listening to suffering.
For starters, if theres an emergency at night, Valerie, can you just fire a message to the group, a quick ambulance or emergency? No explanation needed, he said. So we know whats going on and its not redecorating. If you can manage, I mean.
She glared at him, then softened slightly. All right. If I can.
And second, if someone hears a crash, instead of calling the police or moaning online, give her a quick knock or ring. Ask if she needs helpno accusations. If you get no answer, escalate from there.
What if shes rude again? the young mother asked.
Then at least youll know you did the decent thing, Simon said. Thats importantfor your own conscience.
Janet rolled her eyes but didnt argue.
And perhaps, Simon turned to Valerie, we could look at mats for the bed legs, rubber feet for stools, maybe shifting the bed if possible. I can help if you want.
Valerie hesitated, then her voice fell. The bed wont move. Theres a hoist attachedhomemade, my mate fixed it up. Mats could work, though. And if anyone could just stay with him for an hour now and then, so I can get his medication, that would be
She trailed off. Someone shifted.
I can spare an hour Wednesday afternoon, said the mother from flat twenty, blushing. My mum can mind the little one. Ill pop round.
I can, too, the man in tracksuit muttered. But only in the day, mind.
Simon felt the tension ease a bitbut not vanish, just transform.
Janet eyed the petition.
What about this? she asked.
Simon met her gaze. Names he recognised, friends from the lift.
I think it should come down, he answered. If anyone still wants to make a formal complaint, they can do it themselves, with dates, in writingnot this blanket lets take action.
So youre against order now? Janet prodded.
Im for order, Simon replied, just not order as a bludgeon.
Valerie looked up. Take it down. I dont want to see it every time I pass.
Janet slowly folded the sheet and slipped it away. Whether out of respect or because she sensed opinions had shifted, Simon couldnt tell.
Afterwards, the residents dispersed quietly. Someone tried a joke on the stairs, but it fell flat. Simon stepped onto his landing just as Valerie caught up. They descended together.
You shouldnt have got involved, she said stiffly.
Maybe not, replied Simon. But this didnt need to be about police and bust-ups.
Itll get there in the end, she sighed. If he gets worse.
He wanted to ask her brothers name, but lost his nerve. Instead, he said, If it gets bad at night and you need muscleknock on my door. Im here.
She nodded without looking at him.
The petition vanished from the noticeboard the next day. In the WhatsApp group, Janet posted: Arranged: Valerie will signal emergencies in the chat. Please, no drama at night. Daytime helpmessage me if you can take a slot.
Simon thought rota sounded too official for that stairwell. Yet, an hour later, sign-ups began: Monday, Friday. Some, of course, said nothing.
That very night, more crashing overhead. Simon woke at 2:17. Minutes later, Emergency. Paramedics on way. appeared from Valerie. No emoji, no flannel.
He lay in bed, listening to doors, ambulance boots on stairs. He imagined Valerie lifting her brother, fighting to keep him breathing. The irritation was there still, but now something heavier mingled with ita quiet empathy.
Next morning in the lift, Simon met Janet. She looked crumpled.
Well, she sighed, another night of racket.
Paramedics, Simon said.
I saw them. I honestly didnt realise her situation. Still Simon, Im not sleeping. My heart cant take much more.
He nodded. He couldnt mend her heart.
Earplugs, maybe? he suggested, knowing how feeble it sounded.
She almost laughed. Earplugs. Is this what weve come to?
Later that week, Simon called on Valerie as promised, bringing rubber feet for chair legs and a heavy-duty mat. She answered straight away, as if expecting him.
The flat smelt of medicines and something sour, like a hospital. In the main room, a man lay on a slim bed clamped to the wall by a homemade frame. Wasted, blank-eyed, distant. Simon understood about the bed. There was no shifting it.
Here you gostick this under the bed, itll dull the noise. Pads for the stool, too, he said.
Its the stool when I fetch the basin at night, Valerie replied quietly. I try, but my hands
She looked at her palmscracked, red-raw from scrubbing and lifting.
Simon quietly slid matting underneath, working slow so as not to disturb the hoist. Valerie hovered to guide him.
Thank you, she said, the words softer this time.
Simon nodded, and was about to leave when the phone rang. Valerie answered, her face shutting down.
No, I cant today Yes, I know No, there isnt anyone else.
She hung up.
Social Services, she explained. Said I can have a carertwo hours a week, and a waiting list, anyway. I need cover daily.
Simon had nothing to say; he realised their rota was a makeshift patch over a real problem.
That evening in the group, someone wrote, Why should we have to chip in? Its her family. She should do it properly. It set off a long string of replies, not all hostile: some tried to explain, some bickered, others just left it at a full stop.
Simon read, but didnt join in. He felt a different exhaustion, not with Valerie, but with how any act of kindness became a battleground about fairness.
A few days later, a new paper appeared downstairs: not a demand, but a neat schedule of daysnames beside each slot. At the bottom, Valeries number, and a line: If theres a night emergency, Ill update the group. If anyone can help me lift or meet paramedics, please message. The paper was straight.
Simon still disliked the sight of it, just as much as the petition. But now the discomfort was about something else: the awkward knowledge that even crisis could become timetable routine.
One night, a crash overhead convinced Simon to go up. He heard Valerie swearing softly, not at her neighbours, but at her own exhaustion. At his knock, she unlatched the door straight away.
Quick, help me, she said.
Simon stepped in, left his shoes by the door. Her brother lay on the floor, struggling to breathe. Together, they levered him back onto the bed, careful, counting under their breath. Simons arms shook with effort. Valerie didnt thank him, didnt cryshe just checked her brothers pulse, tidied his pillow.
Back on the landing, Simon heard a door below quietly open and close. Someone had peeped out, but stayed inside, silent. The block seemed to hold its breath.
The next morning, he bumped into Victor from next doora name hed seen on the petition. Victor looked away.
Lookabout signingI only did it out of frustration. I didnt knowelse I wouldnt have, he mumbled.
I get it, Simon said quietly. But what matters is what you do now, not then.
Victor nodded, but his jaw was set, stubbornly unwilling to admit he was wrong even to himself.
The compromise worked, after a fashion. Sometimes Valerie messaged the group at 3 a.m.Ambulance, fallen. The angry posts died down; people vented in the morning once the heat had passed. Some actually popped in to help; others disappeared after signing up once. Janet maintained the rota, but blank gaps crept into it.
Simon noticed the neighbours spoke less freely nowno more chitchat in the hallway. People still said hello, but something in their voices had changed, more cautious, as if any word might rekindle trouble. There were no more angry notes, but no return to ease either. Even harmless grumbles about lightbulbs carried an undertone: Lets not start that again.
One evening, Simon returned to find Valerie waiting for the lift, a Sainsburys bag and a small flask in her hands, her face grey with tiredness.
How is he? Simon asked.
Still going, she replied. Its been a quiet day.
They went up together. At his door, Simon lingered.
If you need help, you know where I am.
She nodded and surprised him by saying, At the meeting I didnt want to I just couldnt
She broke off, waving her hand.
I know, Simon replied.
The lift doors shut, leaving him alone on the landing. He went in, removed his coat, set his shoes straight on the mat. Inside, the house was peaceful. His son wore headphones, his mother called to ask when hed visit.
Simon glanced from his phone to the doorbeyond it, the stairway. He thought about the two kinds of lists: one collecting names against someone, the other for those prepared to give up an hour to help. And how, really, there was less space between them than between neighbours on either side of a wall.
That evening, someone wrote in the group, Thanks to everyone who helped. Please dont discuss private matters heredirect message if you need to. The message quickly disappeared under new posts about the bins or the lift.
Simon put the phone away and filled the kettle. He knew hed probably wake again to a crash. And that this time, lying awake, hed feel more than just annoyance about lost sleep. It didnt make him a hero. But it made him part of it all.
Sometimes the toughest lesson in a crowded world is that real neighbourliness isnt silence at nightits the willingness to notice each others struggles and try, if only a little, to help carry their weight.












