Im tired of looking after your son, my daughter-in-law declared one morning, then packed her suitcase and left for Brighton.
My mother, Margaret Evans, had one childme.
I was a decent sort, offered to lend a hand when I could, and worked hard, but somehow, my wife turned out to be quite peculiar. Shed refuse to cook at times, wouldnt clean, and lately, seemed almost wild.
It happened again just yesterday.
James, she said, voice sharp as ever, I cant take this anymore! Youre a grown man, but you act like a child!
I was baffled. I hadnt asked for anything extraordinary. I simply wanted Emily to help me find my socks, iron a shirt, and remind me about my GP appointment.
My mum always used to help me, I mumbled.
Well, go live with your mother, then! Emily snapped.
She moved quickly after that. The next day, shed packed her bags.
James, she said, her voice calm, Im off to Brighton. For a month, maybe longer.
What do you mean, longer!?
Ive had enoughIm tired of babysitting a grown man.
I tried to protest, but Emily wasnt having it. Calmly, she reached for her phone and dialed:
Mrs Evans? Its Emily. If he cant manage without a nanny, perhaps you could stay here for a while. The spare keys under the doormat.
And just like that, she was gone.
I sat in the empty flat, completely lost. The fridge was bare, my socks were dirty, and the sink was stacked high with dishes.
A few days later, I called my mum:
Mum, Emilys gone mad! Driven off to who knows where! What am I supposed to do now?
Margaret Evans sighed deeply. Problems with the daughter-in-law, once again.
Ill be over soon, James. Well sort things out.
She arrived within the hour, carrying a bag full of groceries and that familiar maternal determinationwhatever was wrong, shed put right.
But when she opened the door, she nearly gasped.
Chaos everywhere. Clothes strewn across the bedroom floor. Dishes piled in the kitchen. Laundry abandoned in the bathroom.
And in that moment, Margaret understood: her thirty-year-old son genuinely didnt know how to live. Not at all.
Shed spent her entire life doing everything for meraising a very large child.
Mum, I whined, Whats for dinner? Where are my shirts? Whens Emily coming home?
Margaret started to tidy up in silence, but her mind was running wild: What had she done?
Her whole life had been spent shielding her sonfrom housework, from difficulty, from real life.
Now, without a woman in the house, I was hopeless.
And Emily? Shed simply escaped from a giant, helpless child.
And who could blame her?
Margaret Evans spent three days living in my flat.
Every day, she realised more and more: shed raised a very large child.
Id wake up and immediately start whining:
Mum, whats for breakfast? Where are my shirts? Do I have clean socks?
Margaret would quietly iron, cook, cleanand watch.
Imagine: a thirty-year-old man unable to use a washing machine! He had no clue how much a loaf of bread cost. Even making a cup of tea seemed a tragic strugglescalded fingers here, spilled sugar there.
Mum, I complained in the evenings, Emilys gone totally mad! She used to pretend she loved me, now she acts like a total stranger!
And how do you behave? Margaret cautiously enquired.
The usual way! I dont ask for anything special. I just want my wife to be a wifenot a grumpy old witch!
Margaret looked at her son in disbelief. Goodness. He really didnt get it.
James, do you ever help Emily?
What do you mean? I replied, genuinely confused. I work! I bring home the money! Isnt that enough?
What about stuff at home?
Well, what about it? Im tired when I get back from work! I just want to relax. Yet shes always asking for somethingwash the dishes, fetch the groceries. Thats womens work!
Heres the thing: Margaret suddenly recognised herself. All those phrases shed said to her son since childhood
James, dont touch, Ill clean it myself! Dont go to the shops, Mums quicker! Youre a man, youve got more important things to do!
Shed built a monster.
The more she watched, the more frightened she became.
I would come home and collapse onto the sofa. Expect dinner, expect the news, expect to be entertained.
But when dinner didnt magically appear, Id grow sulky:
Mum, when are we eating? Im starving!
Like a child.
Worst of all were my comments about Emily.
Shes become so tense, Id grumble. Always moody. Maybe she should see a doctor? Get her hormones checked?
Maybe shes just exhausted? my mum suggested.
Exhausted from what? We both work. But the homethats a womans responsibility.
Responsibility?! Margaret exploded. Who ever said so?
I was stunned. My mum had never yelled at me before.
On the fourth evening, Margaret Evans patience snapped.
I sat on the sofa, scrolling through my phone, sighing for lack of company. The kitchen was a mess, socks littered the floor, the bed was unmade.
Mum, I whimpered, Whats for dinner?
Margaret was making beef stew. As always. Just as she had for thirty years.
Suddenly she stopped. Enough was enough.
James, she said, switching off the stove, We need a word.
Im listening, I replied, eyes fixed on my phone.
Put the phone down. And look at me.
Her voice was so firm, I did as I was told.
Son, Margaret began softly, Do you understand why Emily left?
Shes just having one of her moments. Women are emotional. Shell calm down and come back.
She wont.
What do you mean, she wont?
I mean, shes fed up with babysitting a big child.
I leapt from the sofa:
Mum! What are you on about? Whos a child? I work, I bring home the money!
So what? Margaret stood tall. What about the house? Cant you use your hands? Lost your sight?
My face paled.
How can you say that, Mum? Im your son!
Thats exactly why I say it! She slumped onto a chair, her hands shaking.
Mum, are you ill? I asked, panicking.
Ill! Im ill with love. Blind motherly love. I thought I was protecting you, but I raised an egotist! Now youre thirty and useless without women to do everything! You think the world owes you!
But I tried.
No buts! Margaret cut me off. You believe Emily should be your second mum? Cleaning, cooking, tidying up after you? Why?
I work!
So does she! Yet she still manages the house! And what do you do? Lounge on the sofa waiting to be served!
My eyes welled up.
Mum, everyone lives like this.
Not true! Margaret almost shouted. Decent men help their wives! They wash up, cook, raise kids! And you? You dont even know where the laundry powder is!
I sat there, face in my hands.
Emilys right, Margaret said quietly. Shes tired of being your mum. And Im tired too.
What do you mean, tired?
I mean this. Margaret went to the hallway, grabbed her bag. Im going home. And youre staying here. On your own. Try finally acting like an adult.
Mum, what are you doing? I sprang up. On my own? Wholl cook? Wholl clean?
You will! she shouted. You! Like every other normal grown-up!
But I dont know how!
Youll learn! Or youll be a lonely, childish failure forever!
Margaret put on her coat.
Mum, dont go! I begged. What am I supposed to do on my own?
What you shouldve started doing twenty years ago, she replied. Live for yourself.
And she left.
I was alone in that dirty flat. For the first time in my lifecompletely alone.
Facing reality.
I stayed on the sofa until midnight.
My stomach was rumbling. The sink stank. Socks were everywhere.
Blimey, I muttered, and for the first time in thirty years, got up to wash the dishes myself.
It was clumsy work. Plates slipped, my hands tingled from the washing liquid. Yet I managed.
Then I tried to make scrambled eggs. Burned it. Gave it another shotcame out edible.
And in the morning, it clicked: Mum was right.
A week passed.
Every day, I practised living on my own. Washing, cooking, tidying. Shopping and figuring out prices. Planning my day so everything fit.
It was genuine work.
And only then did I truly understand what Emily had gone through.
Hello, Emily? I rang on Saturday.
Yes? she answered, cold.
Youre right, I admitted straight away. Ive acted like a big child.
Emily was silent.
Ive lived alone for a week now. And I get it, I hesitated. I finally get how tough its been for you. Im sorry.
She didnt reply for ages.
You know, she finally said, Your mum rang yesterday. She apologised toofor raising you wrong.
Emily returned after a month.
She came back to a spotless flat, to a husband whod cooked dinner and met her at the door with flowers.
Welcome home, I said.
And Margaret Evans rang every week, checked in, but never invited herself over.
One evening, as I was washing up after dinner and Emily was making us tea, she said:
You knowI rather like our new life.
Me too, I replied, drying my hands on the towel. It just took us a while to get here.
At least we made it, Emily smiled.
And that was the honest truth.












