My mums eighty-nine years old. Two years back, she upped sticks and moved in with me. Every morning, I hear her shuffling about at half seven. Then she starts chatting quietly with her ancient cat, Lord Whiskerton, and dishes out his breakfast. After that, she sorts her own breakfast and parks herself on the sunny patio with a mug of coffee, waiting for herself to properly wake up.
Next, out comes the mop and off she goes cleaning the entire house (it’s about 2,600 square feet, so shes practically doing laps) claims it’s her daily workout. If shes in the mood, shell whip up something in the kitchen, tidy things, or go through her usual stretching routine.
Afternoons are reserved for her beauty ritual, which changes so often I can barely keep up. Sometimes shell dive into her cavernous wardrobe honestly, its so pricey it might as well be in the V&A. Some clothes get handed down to me, some she gives away, and some she even sells a real entrepreneur at heart. I often tease her:
Mum, if youd invested all that money, youd be living a life of luxury now!
She just laughs, I like my clothes, thank you very much. Besides, one day itll all be yours. Your sister, poor thing, hasnt got a shred of taste.
To keep ourselves entertained (and, you know, mobile) we march three miles around the lake about five times a week. Once a month, she has girls night with her friends. Shes always stuck in a book and constantly raids my bookshelves. Every day, shes on the phone to her sister, ninety-one, who lives in Brighton and visits us twice a year. (By the way, my aunt still works as an accountant for a private client age is just a number, apparently.)
Besides Lord Whiskerton, her greatest joy is the tablet I got her last Christmas. She reads all about her favourite authors and composers, listens to the news, watches ballet, opera, and heaven knows what else. Around midnight, Ill often hear her saying to herself:
I really ought to sleep now, but YouTubes just put Pavarotti on for me.
She and her sister truly hit the genetic jackpot, I must say. Still, Mum never misses a chance for a grumble:
Oh, I look dreadful! she announces.
I try for a bit of optimism: Mum, at your age most people would be on the other side by now…She waves me off, eyes sparkling over her coffee mug. On the other side? Darling, Im just getting started. Besides, Lord Whiskerton wouldnt let me leave him in charge. The old cat yawned in perfect agreement.
And I realize, as I watch her settle in for another midnight concert, that some people dont really age they just keep collecting moments, like rare silk scarves, each more dazzling and stubbornly alive than the last. I can only hope Ill inherit more than just the wardrobe.












