SILLY GIRL
Everyone thought Molly was a bit of a fool. Id been married to her for fifteen years. We had two children togetherLucy was fourteen, and Billy was seven. Id made no secret of having affairs; in fact, the first time was on the second day of our wedding, with a barmaid. After that, there was no keeping count. Her friends tried warning her, but Molly always just smiled sweetly and kept quiet.
Molly worked as an accountant at a childrens toy factory. According to her, the pay was pitiful, and the workload never seemed to end. She was often asked to come in on weekends. When it was time for quarterly and annual reports, shed sometimes stay all night working and not come home.
I was earning a decent wage myself. Yet, Molly never seemed to manage the house well. No matter how much money I gave her for groceries, the fridge was always half empty. The best shed whip up was perhaps a stew or mince and mash. That was our life. Friends and family would raise their eyebrows every time they saw me with a new fling. I had a habit of coming home stone-cold sober, which seemed odd given my gallivanting.
Daft old Molly. Why does she put up with him? theyd mutter.
On Billys tenth birthday, I came home and announced I wanted a divorce. I told her Id fallen in love and couldnt bear the family any longer.
Molly, I dont want to hurt you, but Im going to file for divorce. Youre as cold as a fish. At least if youd been a half-decent housewife, but theres not even that.
All right. I agree to the divorce.
I almost fell off my chair. I expected a meltdown or floods of tears, not this unnerving calm.
Well, she said, youd better start packing, and I wont get in your way. Ill be back tomorrowjust leave your key under the doormat.
Molly looked at me with a strange, suspicious sort of smile. It was all so odd, but I soon stopped thinking about it, too busy daydreaming about my bright new future, without the kids and the dull wife.
The next day, I came back home with my new girlfriend. I checked under the doormat, but the key was missing, which rather soured my mood.
No matter. Ill just have the locks changed, I decided, and tried putting my own key in the lock. No luck. I knocked. A massive bloke, wearing slippers and a dressing gown, opened the door.
What dyou want, mate?
This is my flat, I replied, a bit unsure of myself.
Well, I beg to differ. Any paperwork to prove it? Lets see your documents.
Of course, I didnt have any documents on me, nor would he let me in to fetch them. Suddenly, I remembered my passportit should have my address on it. I scrambled through my bag and finally found it.
Here! My passportsee, its got my address.
Dressing-gown-man took it, leafed through, then handed it back, a mocking grin on his face.
Whens the last time you looked at this, mate?
A sinking feeling in my gut, I flicked to the page with my address. There were two stampsone showing when I moved in, the other showing Id moved out, dated two years ago.
How could that be? I didnt argue with the bruiser. I tried phoning Molly, but her number wasnt connecting.
I decided to wait for her at her work gatebut no luck there, either. Turned out, Molly hadnt worked there for a year. Lucy was studying abroad, and Billy must still be going to school, surely? But when I went there, they told me Billy had transferred the previous year, and since I wasnt listed as his parent, they couldnt give me any information.
Utterly defeated, I found a bench and buried my head in my hands. How had it all come to this? My ex-wife, the quiet wallflower, and she pulled off something like this? And how had she managed to sell the flat? Well, Id get it sorted in courtour divorce was due in a week.
I walked into the courtroom angry and determined to expose her as a cheat and get back what was mine. There, everything became clear. I had completely forgotten: Id signed over a full power of attorney to Molly two years prior. That was when Id first met Lisa, a real head-turner, and was so giddy Id forgotten everything else. Meanwhile, Molly had been pestering me about some forms Lucy needed to get into schoolmy signature was required, and after consulting a solicitor, Id stupidly signed the authority over.
And so, with my own hand, I had signed away all I owned. Now I was left out in the cold. Lisa, hearing that I no longer had a flat, disappeared faster than a coin down a drain.
I told myself at least I wouldnt be paying her maintenance. Thatd show her. But once again, I was disappointed. Instead of a court summons for maintenance, I got one disputing paternity. Turned out, neither of Mollys children were actually mine.
Shed seen me cheating with that barmaid on our wedding night. Something snapped in her brain. She didnt even know how or why she did what she did, but it was payback. First was revenge cheating, but soon after, she started saving. Every penny I handed over for housekeeping she stashed away. The cupboards at home were empty, but the children were always well-dressed and fed at her mums. Mollys mother only shook her head and warned,
Revenge will eat you up and wreck the kids, too.
But Molly carried on, driven by purpose. When the time was right, she even did DNA tests, though shed always known the truth about the childrens real father.
That was a blow below the belt. Losing the flat was nothing compared to learning the kids werent mine.
Never underestimate a woman crossedtheir fury has no bounds.
That day I learned that neglecting those who trust you can come back to haunt you in the most unexpected ways. I suppose I lived up to everyones opinion of a foolonly, in the end, it was me who wound up looking like the real one.












