– Sir, please dont push, honestly. Ugh. Is that smell coming from you?
– Sorry, the man mumbled, inching away.
And then something else, low and doleful, muttered just for himself. He stood there, counting out coppers into his palm. Perhaps not enough for a bottle. Margaret couldnt help but peer closer at the mans face. Odd he didnt look like hed been drinking.
– Sorry, sir I didnt mean to be rude. Something stopped her from simply turning away and leaving.
– Its all right.
He looked up at her, eyes unnaturally blue and vivid, not faded at all. Though, by all appearances, he was about Margarets age. Extraordinary even in her youth shed never seen such eyes.
She took his arm gently and led him away from the short queue at the post office till.
– Has something happened? Need any help? Margaret tried to hide her distaste.
She finally realised what the smell was: not spirits, simply the lingering musk of old sweat. The man said nothing, slipping his coin-heavy hands into his pockets. He was clearly embarrassed to talk about whatever had happened. Especially to a strange woman. Especially one so pleasant and smartly dressed.
– Im Margaret. And you?
– Edmund.
– Do you need any help? Suddenly, Margaret realised how pushy she sounded.
Offering herself to some tramp, she thought sourly. He flickered one more glance at her with those glacial eyes, and then tried not to meet her gaze again. Fine. She readied herself to leave, but then he managed, awkwardly,
– It’s work I need. You wouldnt happen to know where I could pick up a job here, would you? Some odd bits, repairs, or something about the house. The village heres big and tidy, but I dont know a soul. Sorry
Margaret listened. He started murmuring to himself by the end, head down, ashamed. She toyed with the idea should you really let just anyone into your house? Shed been meaning to have the tiles in the bathroom redone for ages. Her son had promised to sort it, told her not to hire any bodgers whod make a mess, but he was always working and never had time
– Can you lay tiles? she asked Edmund.
– I can, yes.
– How much would you charge for a tensquare metre bathroom?
The man grunted, evidently surprised by the size.
– Ill have to see it first. But really, however much you think its worth.
Edmund did the bathroom perfect and proper. Before even starting hed asked to take a shower and Margaret had been relieved hed thought to ask. She could only hope he wouldnt leave anything nasty behind. She gave him some of her late husbands old clothes, and he laundered his own. In a weekend, hed finished. Knocked out the old tiles, tidied up everything, wiped down her tools and put them right back in their places. With a trowel and spatula in hand, by Sunday night a new wall and floor shimmered, as though washed in dreamlike moonlight.
Margaret nervously realised Edmund was nearly finished. Clearly, he was homeless. Should she let him stay in her house another night? It felt odd. But showing someone the door at midnight felt unpleasant as well.
She hadnt slept properly Saturday night shed locked her bedroom and kept listening out for any sound. But Edmund must have slept heavy, tired, on the settee in the drawing room.
– Come have a look, Margaret! he called her.
No two ways about it, the job was flawless.
– Edmund, what did you do for a living? she asked, admiring the result.
– Physics teacher. Exeter Uni.
– You mean the University of Exeter?
– It was just Exeter when I was there. And as for the tiles any respectable man should know a trade. Or at least, thats what I always thought.
Margaret nodded and produced the cash shed prepared in her coat pocket. She wasnt stingy; she gave him what shed have paid a contractor. Edmund, without glancing or counting, tucked the notes into his pocket and went to put on his old, now-washed clothes.
– Wait a moment! Is that it, are you just leaving? she protested, more sharply than she meant.
– Well, whats the matter? he looked at her again with those impossible blue eyes.
– At least have something to eat first! Youve worked all day. Youve only had tea didnt want to stop.
Edmund hesitated, shuffled his feet, then shrugged.
– Well, all right. I wont say no, thank you.
Margaret joined him for a bite of fish, though normally she wouldnt eat after six oclock. It was just, with him, oddly pleasant, easy to talk to as if theyd always known one another. Edmund was charming, clever, and so very sharp-witted. Yet beneath it all, there was something missing; a fadedness clinging to him, something not washed away by bathwater nor warmed up by a good meal and conversation. That must take time.
– Edmund, what happened? Forgive me for asking.
He was silent for a while and then replied:
– If I started, it would come out like a heroic tall tale silly, artificial. Ive heard enough of those in the last eight years. But mine wasnt a story, it happened. Whats it to you?
– It just amazes me a man like you, in such a peculiar way of life
Edmund looked at her very seriously, and then both of them got up at the same time. There was a bustle, a shuffling towards the door, a misplaced hand, and then the dream took over. Margaret hadnt believed at fifty-three anything like this could happen. Shed thought passion belonged to the young. But this was fierce and blazing; a roaring sort of longing.
Afterwards, he told her about stepping in to help one of his students a promising lad from a rough background, whod got in with the wrong crowd. The boy wanted out but couldnt find the way. Edmund, as the boys teacher and form master, tried to confront the gang leader. The leader was some twenty-two-year-old lad with no scruples, who attacked Edmund with his mates. But all his life, Edmund had practised judo. Hed beaten them back easily, but the leader, thrown in the scuffle, hit a wall, broke his spine, and died. Edmund called the ambulance and the police himself, certain at most hed be guilty of exceeding self-defence. Could anyone blame him, really, attacked by a mob?
He served his time they gave him twelve years. Got out four early for good behaviour. People live in prison, you know, was all hed say about it.
But outside, there was no one waiting. His mother had died, sold her flat to live with his uncle before shed passed. Uncles wife made it clear:
– Not having any ex-con under this roof not even a whiff.
His wife had long since divorced him and remarried. So he left Exeter for London and luck only seemed to go from bad to worse. No one hired ex-cons after eight years inside. Hed tried picking up odd jobs in whatever village the dream had deposited him, but most met him with confusion or disgust, sometimes outright hostility. Eventually, he had nowhere to sleep and nothing to live on. The acquaintance whod put him up at first had politely asked him to move out.
– How longs it been? Margaret asked, watching the glow of his cigarette.
– Oh about a fortnight now.
He smoked her cigarettes Margaret had a pack stashed for once every blue moon; Edmund offered to buy his own, but she wouldnt hear of it. She wondered what it felt like to be nowhere for two weeks. In the dark, lit only by the ember of a cigarette, confessions came easier, and Edmund, at last, owned up. Shed let him into her bed. There was no more pretending to be circumspect.
– So do you have any ID?
– Yes. he gave a sardonic little laugh. But no fixed address. Thats the crux of nearly all my difficulties.
Edmund stayed. Everything was wonderful Margaret gave him a temporary registration; he found work, not in his old field, but grateful for anything at first. Salesman in a hardware shop to begin with, it would do. And on off days two on, two off rota he tutored physics, slowly gaining students again. In gentle peace and warmth, months melted away: two and a half all told. Then Margarets son arrived. Having taken in the scene, he promptly called Margaret outside for a serious talk.
– You need to get shot of him.
– Excuse me? Margaret was flabbergasted.
It had been years since they interfered in one anothers lives.
– I mean it. Get rid. You dont need a tramp under your roof. Hes staying with you because hes got nowhere else. Youre being a fool!
Margaret slapped Timothy.
– Dont you dare! Stay out of my life.
– Mum, maybe you forget Im your heir. Im not about to share my inheritance with some chancer. What if you marry him? If something happens, he could claim.
– Bury me already, why dont you? she retorted, furious and hurt. What is it youre planning to inherit? I might yet outlast you.
– Dont make me do something unpleasant. Its my interests on the line. Can you really blame me? If youd found a proper man, well-off, Id be delighted. But this
– So respectability is measured in pounds now? Whats happened to you? Is that how I raised you?
– Mum say no more. Timothy was steely. Ill be back in a week and hed better be gone. Dont say I didnt warn you.
Margaret went inside, fighting tears.
– Is he a copper? Edmund asked quietly.
– Sorry I never said
– You werent obliged to. Why should you?
– Hes a Crown Prosecution investigator. Hes a good man, Edmund. Just overly cautious and he worries for me.
– So what will you do? he asked, searching her face.
Margaret sat at the table, at a loss. What to do? She knew Timothys threats werent idle. He could make trouble or worse, maybe send Edmund back to prison if she didnt force him out herself. She hated to think her own son capable of it, but He seemed set on it.
– Springtime said Edmund. Still undecided? Let me say something then.
Margaret nodded, fighting back more tears. She felt trapped. She didnt want to part with Edmund, but wasnt sure she could risk their happiness, or a battle with Timothy, either.
– Ive managed to save a bit. You never asked. Not enough for a plot here, but a little further out twenty miles or so we could afford it. Well put up a temporary cabin and start building. Ill keep tutoring, and even without work, I could get by. Ill build us a house myself. What do you think?
Margaret was stunned into silence. He grew worried.
– I know youre used to comfort. But it would only be temporary. Afterwards, Id make it just as you want.
– Edmund I have my savings, too. I can put them toward the build. Margaret pondered aloud.
– I couldnt ask you.
– But youre not asking! Im offering. Its for us.
Edmund knelt beside her seat, wrapped his arms around her and pressed her close, a kiss on the crown of her head. She felt warmth, safety, and love. Who would have guessed such things could happen at their age?
They worked fast: bought the plot, sorted the paperwork. Edmund insisted Margaret be owner on the deeds, but she didnt agree I already have property. The fact you got thrown out of yours doesnt mean Im short. But you youve nothing. Dont you dare put it all on me. I have an heir! she joked bitterly, thinking of Timothys words.
They installed the cabin, ran electric, and Edmund, sleeves rolled, started building their little dream house. When it turned out Margarets funds werent quite enough, he threw himself into tutoring, doubling his students. He set up a tidy alcove in the corner so no one would see he was teaching from a shed. Every penny went into the house. One brick at a time. On warm summer evenings, theyd stretch a blanket over their patch of earth and lie there, gazing up at the stars.
– How do you feel? Edmund would murmur, holding Margaret.
– I feel like I have a second wind. shed reply.
– Me too, but you ought to feel my love as well, you know.
She felt it. She truly did.
Margaret returned to her old house for her things. Autumn was coming, time to collect coats, thick duvets, and crockery. Timothy was there, sat in the kitchen, smoking.
– Oh, hello, love. Im only here a minute. How are you?
He glanced at his radiant mother. She was tanned and lean, glowing.
– Mum, whats going on? You dont call anymore.
– Well, thats never been my way, is it? Work keeps you busy, so you call when you want me.
– How come I can never find you at home?
– I dont live here. Just stopped in for a few things. Thats all right, isnt it?
Timothy just stared, floored. His mum was different. Not just outwardly lighter, almost happy.
– Love, well get the place finished and you must come round. Right now Im in a rush.
Margaret bundled her things, kissed her stunned son on the cheek in passing and hurried out again.
– Mum, whats with you? Timothy called.
Margaret turned at the door, flashed a dazzling smile.
– Second wind, Timmy. And love. Love, of course! Bye, sweetheart. she laughed and dashed out.
No time to waste, tonight they were laying the porch.
“Excuse Me, Sir—Oh, It’s You Who Smells? A Chance Encounter, Some Spare Change, and the Unexpected Renovation That Gave Rita a New Lease on Life, Love, and Second Chances After Fifty”












