— I’ve Had Enough of You!!!… You tell me I eat wrong, dress wrong, and do everything wrong!!! — Pavel’s voice broke into a shout. — You can’t do anything right!!!… Can’t even earn decent money!… I can never count on your help around the house!… — Marina sobbed, — …And there are no children…, — she added in a barely audible whisper. Bella — a white-and-ginger cat of about ten, perched atop the cupboard, silently observed the latest “tragedy” unfold. She knew, could even feel, that Mum and Dad loved each other deeply… so she simply couldn’t understand why they had to speak such hurtful words that only made everyone miserable. Mum fled to the bedroom in tears, while Dad lit one cigarette after another. Sensing her family slowly falling apart, Bella pondered: “We need happiness in this house… and happiness means children… We need to find children, somehow.” Bella herself couldn’t have kittens — she’d been spayed long ago. As for Mum…, the doctors always said it was possible, but things just never worked out… The next morning, once her humans left for work, Bella, for the very first time, slipped out through the window to visit her neighbour, Lucky, for advice. — Why on earth would you want kids?! — Lucky snorted — Ours bring their kittens round and I have to hide from them… They smear my whiskers with lipstick or squeeze me so tightly I can hardly breathe! Bella sighed: — We want normal children… If only we knew where to find them… — Well… Street-cat Molly’s got a litter… there are five of them… — Lucky mused — take your pick… Taking a deep breath, Bella braved a leap from balcony to balcony, made her way down to the street, and squeezed through the bars of a cellar window. — Molly, could you come here a minute please… A chorus of desperate squeaks echoed from the dark. Cautiously creeping over, Bella began to whimper. Beneath the radiator, right on the gravel, five tiny, blind kittens snuffled at the air, mewing for their mum. Molly hadn’t been back in at least three days, and the babies were starving… Fighting back her tears, Bella gently, yet determinedly, carried each kitten to the building’s front entrance. Curling up beside them, doing her best to keep the hungry bunch from wandering off, she watched anxiously down the drive, waiting for Mum and Dad to return. That evening, Pavel silently picked Marina up from work and together they returned home. Approaching the steps, they were stopped in their tracks — there was their Bella (who’d never been outside on her own before), patiently lying with five needy, mewing kittens. — What on earth is going on?? — Pavel stammered. — It’s a miracle… — echoed Marina, and scooping up both cat and kittens, they hurried inside… As Bella purred in her box full of babies, Pavel asked: — So what do we do with them? — I’ll hand-feed them with a dropper… Once they’re bigger, we’ll find them homes… I’ll ring my friends…, — Marina replied softly. Three months later, reeling from unexpected news, Marina sat stroking her “cat clan” and whispered in disbelief: — This just doesn’t happen…, it just doesn’t happen… And then she and Pavel, spilling tears of joy, danced through the house, exclaiming over each other: — I didn’t build this home for nothing! — The baby will get the fresh air it needs! — And the kittens can roam the garden! — There’s room for all of us! — I love you!!! — I love you even more!!! And wise old Bella wiped a tear — life, at last, was coming together…

Oh, you really are driving me completely up the wall! I eat wrong, I dress wrong, apparently I even breathe wrong! Toms voice started out at a normal tone but quickly soared into a yelp.

You cant do anything right! sobbed Emily. Honestly! You cant even earn a decent wage! Im always waiting in vain for you to help around the house! And… and we havent got any children… she added in a whisper so faint youd think it was a secret between her and her mug of tea.

Maisiea plump, ten-year-old ginger-and-white cathad settled herself on top of the wardrobe and was quietly observing yet another melodramatic family catastrophe. She knew, she could practically feel it with her whiskers, that Dad and Mum really did love each other, tremendously in fact. Thats why she could never make sense of all those sharp-edged words; they just made everyones day sour.

With tearful dignity, Mum bolted to the bedroom. Dad lit up one cigarette after another in the kitchen, filling the flat with the scent of stress and frustration.

Maisie, sensible soul that she was, saw the family coming apart at the seams and thought to herself, What this house really needs is a bit of happiness… and everyone knows happiness means children. Somehow, I must find some children.

Of course, Maisie herself couldnt have kittensshed been spayed yonks agoand as for Mum… the doctors had always said it was possible, but nothing ever seemed to quite happen.

Next morning, after Mum and Dad shuffled off to work, Maisie took a bold step: she squeezed out of the window, for the very first time, to visit her neighbour, Tilly, and seek some cat-to-cat wisdom.

Why would you ever want children? Tilly scoffed, flicking her tail. Ours visit and I run for coverlast time they smeared lipstick all over my face and nearly squeezed the life out of me!

Maisie let out a mournful sigh. We need normal children though. Good ones. If only I could find some…

Hmmm… Tilly mused, Old Maggie from the alleys just had a littershes got five, all mewling like mad… take your pick.

Steeling her nerves, Maisie hopped from balcony to balcony before gingerly slipping through the iron bars of a basement window. Peering in, she called softly, Maggie, can you come out for a moment, please?

From deep in the basement came desperate little squeaks.

Heart thumping, Maisie crept forward, darting anxious glances left and right, fighting back the urge to cry. There, under the radiator, sprawled five helpless, wobbly-headed kittens, all different colours, noses to the air, howling for their mum. By the smell of things, Maggie hadnt been around for at least three days and her babies were clearly starving.

Maisie, tears prickling in her eyes, painstakingly carried each kitten towards the front steps.

Doing her best to keep the whimpering, peckish heap corralled together, she stretched out beside them, anxiously watching the street for her people: Mum, Dad, home at last.

Tom, walking Emily home from work in bleary-eyed silence, was first to spot the scene. There, right on their doorstep, was Maisie (who, it must be said, had always been a strictly indoors only sort of cat), surrounded by five squirming, squeaking kittens, all desperately trying to find something to suckle.

Er… How on earth? Tom faltered.

Its a miracle, Emily breathed, and together, arms full of cat and kittens, they rushed inside.

Later, as Maisie purred contentedly in a box lined with a tartan blanket and bustling kittens, Tom scratched his head and asked, So… what on earth are we meant to do with them?

Ill feed them with a pipette, Emily said quietly. When theyre bigger, well find them good homes. Ill ring my mates… plenty of people want kittens.

Fast forward three months: Emily, still stunned by the whole thing, sat contentedly stroking her makeshift pride of lions. Every now and then, shed gaze into the middle distance and mutter, again and again, Things like this just don’t happen just dont happen

And then there were happy tears, and Tom spinning Emily round and round in the middle of the lounge, both of them talking excitedly over each other.

I knew it was worth finishing that extension!

Perfect for kids to run about outside!

And the kittenslet them run wild as well!

Well all fitplenty of space for everyone!

I love you!

Not half as much as I love you!

Wise Maisie brushed away a tear with her pawlife, it seemed, was falling rather splendidly into place.

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— I’ve Had Enough of You!!!… You tell me I eat wrong, dress wrong, and do everything wrong!!! — Pavel’s voice broke into a shout. — You can’t do anything right!!!… Can’t even earn decent money!… I can never count on your help around the house!… — Marina sobbed, — …And there are no children…, — she added in a barely audible whisper. Bella — a white-and-ginger cat of about ten, perched atop the cupboard, silently observed the latest “tragedy” unfold. She knew, could even feel, that Mum and Dad loved each other deeply… so she simply couldn’t understand why they had to speak such hurtful words that only made everyone miserable. Mum fled to the bedroom in tears, while Dad lit one cigarette after another. Sensing her family slowly falling apart, Bella pondered: “We need happiness in this house… and happiness means children… We need to find children, somehow.” Bella herself couldn’t have kittens — she’d been spayed long ago. As for Mum…, the doctors always said it was possible, but things just never worked out… The next morning, once her humans left for work, Bella, for the very first time, slipped out through the window to visit her neighbour, Lucky, for advice. — Why on earth would you want kids?! — Lucky snorted — Ours bring their kittens round and I have to hide from them… They smear my whiskers with lipstick or squeeze me so tightly I can hardly breathe! Bella sighed: — We want normal children… If only we knew where to find them… — Well… Street-cat Molly’s got a litter… there are five of them… — Lucky mused — take your pick… Taking a deep breath, Bella braved a leap from balcony to balcony, made her way down to the street, and squeezed through the bars of a cellar window. — Molly, could you come here a minute please… A chorus of desperate squeaks echoed from the dark. Cautiously creeping over, Bella began to whimper. Beneath the radiator, right on the gravel, five tiny, blind kittens snuffled at the air, mewing for their mum. Molly hadn’t been back in at least three days, and the babies were starving… Fighting back her tears, Bella gently, yet determinedly, carried each kitten to the building’s front entrance. Curling up beside them, doing her best to keep the hungry bunch from wandering off, she watched anxiously down the drive, waiting for Mum and Dad to return. That evening, Pavel silently picked Marina up from work and together they returned home. Approaching the steps, they were stopped in their tracks — there was their Bella (who’d never been outside on her own before), patiently lying with five needy, mewing kittens. — What on earth is going on?? — Pavel stammered. — It’s a miracle… — echoed Marina, and scooping up both cat and kittens, they hurried inside… As Bella purred in her box full of babies, Pavel asked: — So what do we do with them? — I’ll hand-feed them with a dropper… Once they’re bigger, we’ll find them homes… I’ll ring my friends…, — Marina replied softly. Three months later, reeling from unexpected news, Marina sat stroking her “cat clan” and whispered in disbelief: — This just doesn’t happen…, it just doesn’t happen… And then she and Pavel, spilling tears of joy, danced through the house, exclaiming over each other: — I didn’t build this home for nothing! — The baby will get the fresh air it needs! — And the kittens can roam the garden! — There’s room for all of us! — I love you!!! — I love you even more!!! And wise old Bella wiped a tear — life, at last, was coming together…