Oh, you really are driving me completely up the wall! I eat wrong, I dress wrong, apparently I even breathe wrong! Toms voice started out at a normal tone but quickly soared into a yelp.
You cant do anything right! sobbed Emily. Honestly! You cant even earn a decent wage! Im always waiting in vain for you to help around the house! And… and we havent got any children… she added in a whisper so faint youd think it was a secret between her and her mug of tea.
Maisiea plump, ten-year-old ginger-and-white cathad settled herself on top of the wardrobe and was quietly observing yet another melodramatic family catastrophe. She knew, she could practically feel it with her whiskers, that Dad and Mum really did love each other, tremendously in fact. Thats why she could never make sense of all those sharp-edged words; they just made everyones day sour.
With tearful dignity, Mum bolted to the bedroom. Dad lit up one cigarette after another in the kitchen, filling the flat with the scent of stress and frustration.
Maisie, sensible soul that she was, saw the family coming apart at the seams and thought to herself, What this house really needs is a bit of happiness… and everyone knows happiness means children. Somehow, I must find some children.
Of course, Maisie herself couldnt have kittensshed been spayed yonks agoand as for Mum… the doctors had always said it was possible, but nothing ever seemed to quite happen.
Next morning, after Mum and Dad shuffled off to work, Maisie took a bold step: she squeezed out of the window, for the very first time, to visit her neighbour, Tilly, and seek some cat-to-cat wisdom.
Why would you ever want children? Tilly scoffed, flicking her tail. Ours visit and I run for coverlast time they smeared lipstick all over my face and nearly squeezed the life out of me!
Maisie let out a mournful sigh. We need normal children though. Good ones. If only I could find some…
Hmmm… Tilly mused, Old Maggie from the alleys just had a littershes got five, all mewling like mad… take your pick.
Steeling her nerves, Maisie hopped from balcony to balcony before gingerly slipping through the iron bars of a basement window. Peering in, she called softly, Maggie, can you come out for a moment, please?
From deep in the basement came desperate little squeaks.
Heart thumping, Maisie crept forward, darting anxious glances left and right, fighting back the urge to cry. There, under the radiator, sprawled five helpless, wobbly-headed kittens, all different colours, noses to the air, howling for their mum. By the smell of things, Maggie hadnt been around for at least three days and her babies were clearly starving.
Maisie, tears prickling in her eyes, painstakingly carried each kitten towards the front steps.
Doing her best to keep the whimpering, peckish heap corralled together, she stretched out beside them, anxiously watching the street for her people: Mum, Dad, home at last.
Tom, walking Emily home from work in bleary-eyed silence, was first to spot the scene. There, right on their doorstep, was Maisie (who, it must be said, had always been a strictly indoors only sort of cat), surrounded by five squirming, squeaking kittens, all desperately trying to find something to suckle.
Er… How on earth? Tom faltered.
Its a miracle, Emily breathed, and together, arms full of cat and kittens, they rushed inside.
Later, as Maisie purred contentedly in a box lined with a tartan blanket and bustling kittens, Tom scratched his head and asked, So… what on earth are we meant to do with them?
Ill feed them with a pipette, Emily said quietly. When theyre bigger, well find them good homes. Ill ring my mates… plenty of people want kittens.
Fast forward three months: Emily, still stunned by the whole thing, sat contentedly stroking her makeshift pride of lions. Every now and then, shed gaze into the middle distance and mutter, again and again, Things like this just don’t happen just dont happen
And then there were happy tears, and Tom spinning Emily round and round in the middle of the lounge, both of them talking excitedly over each other.
I knew it was worth finishing that extension!
Perfect for kids to run about outside!
And the kittenslet them run wild as well!
Well all fitplenty of space for everyone!
I love you!
Not half as much as I love you!
Wise Maisie brushed away a tear with her pawlife, it seemed, was falling rather splendidly into place.












