The Second Child is a Husband

Second child is a husband.
No, it isnt a wife Its a housekeeper, a chef Dont get sidetracked.

At a drinksup with friends I mention Molly actually, her husband.

Not a wife? A chef? Thats a twist!

Mollys face turns hoarse.

The friends dont even know Molly. The men swivel to see who has broken their chat. They sit like ministers at a cabinet meeting, all selfimportant. What sort of friends has a wife never heard of?

James, tipping his chair back, leaps up and darts toward Molly, trying to slip away from his mates eyes. His smug companions exchange stunned looks. A whisper ripples through the crowd: What is he hurrying to tell the housekeeper? They all snort, halfsmiling.

Only the tall man in the farright chair remains indifferent.

Housekeeper? Molly says behind the closed doors, finding her voice. Chef?

Its not respectable, in those ragged jeans, to imagine you as a wife, James says as if Molly should already understand, We have respectable men here.

Just normal jeans.

The threads on the seams stick out, but they dont catch the eye.

Theyre fine for a workhorse, but a successful businessmans wife cant stroll around like a beggar!

A successful businessman? Did you just make that up? Where did you get them?

I was at the billiards club on Oxford Street today and beat them allfive of them! They were impressed by my skill and invited me for a strong drink. I asked about work. They said they could fund my cardealership project! Theyre investors!

Your investors just play dominoes behind the garage.

Today Molly realises what her husband thinks of her: a servant. She may not be a chef, but she keeps the family running. Financial service. She brings in the moneythen vanishes like a mouse under the skirting board.

She even mentions dominoes.

If you dont trust your husband, why get angry that he doesnt trust himself or work? How can you build a successful career when your own wife puts you down?

They agree he will take her suits to the dry cleaners. Molly favours a classic wardrobe. She wears suits to important meetings and, on ordinary days, throws on wornout jeans.

Did you take the suits?

No! When was I supposed to? I was trying to win over investors

At the billiard hall?

What, I cant even relax?

When I handled all the finances, you handled the home.

But I said I need time for hobbies and selfrealisation.

You have plenty of that! Theres no time for the household. I pay for cleaning services and eat wherever. In the evenings you order sushi or pizza! Wheres the domestic life you dreamed of when you moved in? At the billiards hall you dreamed of playing from dawn till dusk!

Lower your voice, love, he covers her mouth, If the investors hear you, we wont see any profit.

We wont see profit anyway, because those investors will oversleep tomorrow and forget your name.

Molly envies her colleagues who go to work to break the monotony of housewives, earning their own money. The girls dont stay late filling out reports at home, checking charts into the third night without sleeping. Theyre facing layoffs, and Molly thinks theyll lose their calm, start worrying about jobs, but they keep gossiping over tea as usual. Even if theyre cut, their husbandssome earning a pittance more than the wivesstill have a roof over their heads, so losing a job isnt terrifying.

Molly, however, flees any layoff like a fire. She works harder, faster, with the highest output, yet it brings no relief.

James huffs, You, dear wife, are a negotiation rookie. Go laugh with your new friends about the lazy chef who mixed everything up and didnt collect his suits from the cleaners.

Molly stays silent.

If she intervenes, James will bring up divorce again.

Theyre only thinking about a child now

Molly and James live in a brandnew block. Theres a lobby serving three flats, not the cramped stairwells of old council blocks, but a spacious room with visitor chairs and a balcony attached. Molly steps onto the shared balcony.

I also had a wife, a voice says from behind.

Molly squeals. James and his guests are so caught up in their laughter they dont notice her.

It turns out the tall investor, who hasnt smiled at the ambiguity of the housekeeper situation, hovers over her.

Sir, are you hearing voices? You think were having a lively debate? Molly snaps, angry at his cheek, Whats that comment about a wife when I never spoke to you? I dont care who you were with.

He is unfazed.

I also had a wife.

Got it?

She was a housewife, didnt work, we had no children, and I often ordered cleaning for her. The difference? She welcomed me gladly.

Im not a housewife.

No, Im not talking about you. Im talking about the person you mistakenly called a husband. In my family I earned the money, built the business, and my wife tended the home and her hobbies. I never blamed her. I was on cloud nine because I could give her a life where she never wondered where the next loaf of bread would come from. But if my beloved wife had called me a servant and embarrassed herself introducing me to friends, shed become my exwife in a heartbeatnot on paper, but in my heart. Many things can be forgiven, but not neglect from someone youd give your life for. My wife loved me.

What then split you up if you loved each other?

A semidrunk broker, the very one James met at the billiards club, pipes up.

Mollys thoughts about divorce dont stir her. She knows you have to walk anothers shoes to understand them James slurs, Is that why were divorcing?

Theyre still mulling a child, and Molly has always wanted one Who else will play father at 37?

The cancer split us, James says.

Sorry

Its all right, Tamsin, never let anyone treat you without respect, even a husband. Where theres no respect, theres no love.

Familytherapy specialist.

No, Im a software developer.

What did you lose in this merry band of investors and the guy trying to milk them?

Im not poor; I could invest myself, but Im just hanging out with them. Home feels empty, desertlike, so when Im not working I wander. Sorry, if Id known youd come and wed be crowding you, I wouldnt have shown up. Still, I dont regret meeting you. Youre charming.

You never introduced yourself.

And why would she need his name?

You never introduced yourself.

Robert, with a single wave of his hand, calms the raucous crowd and sends everyone home.

Tamsin proves right. In the morning, when James calls his new investor friends, they cant even recall his name or what they were drinking the night before.

No trace of disappointment.

James merely mimics entrepreneurial dreams. He needs nothing. Working for someone else isnt his thing; he wants to be an entrepreneur. Yet he still creates a façade, not a real venturejust a simple illusion.

Didnt answer, didnt answer. They’ll chase after me later.

James, what about my maternity leave?

Excuse me?

If I go on maternity, how will we survive?

But youll only be on leave brieflyone month before birth and three months after. After that a nanny can manage.

You promised okay when I suggested you either support the family or look after the baby.

I said okay, not I promise. Where does the baby go? Im not a nanny. Youre the mother. Figure it out.

So youll get a job?

Well see

Do you have any answers beyond well see?

Molly! Youve ruined my appetite this morning! Dont dump this baby on me. It will happen. Tomorrow well start working on it.

And they try.

Molly is pregnant.

She plans to find a nanny and work parttime, but then learns no one at her firm expects her back after maternity.

James, the companys going bust! Anna tells her.

What does that mean?

It means in a month well all be jobless.

But Im pregnant You cant fire a pregnant woman.

If the firm collapses, how can it keep anyone employed?

Molly falls into apathy. She eats nothing and avoids people, until a flicker of hope appears: perhaps her husbands star will finally rise, and James will step up as the man of the house.

James looks at his wife skeptically:

If I go back to work, the money will be laughably smallnowhere near what you earned. I have a huge gap in my career, my skills have rusted, my education is outdated. Molly, I cant take that responsibility.

But I need time to find a job, and there isnt much left In a few months the baby will be visible.

How many weeks now?

Ten.

Ten, right. We still have time.

What do you mean?

On a leash! Dont give birth. I called my mother and she was horrified by your carelessness. Going on leave when you have so much on your plate you have to feed yourself. I cant work now. Our parents expect us to help with the fence and pay for it. They wont give us pretty eyes for free. Mom says theres no talk of a baby yet. She doesnt even know you wont go on leave; youll be unemployed. No, no, dear. That number wont work.

But you also said its time to become parents.

Thats because you gave me a headache about the baby. When it arrives, it will hog the whole blanket. Should I become poor because all our remaining money goes to the child? Thats too heavy a burden. Be sensible and hurry. Meet the deadline, otherwise well have more misery because of your baby.

Molly walks to collect her things.

The manager who warned her about the bankruptcy is also packing.

Did he send you to a break?

Yes.

What does he say?

We wont make it.

Will you both not manage two children?

I dont know about the job, I need to find something fast to get any maternity pay or do what James wants. If I think about having a baby, hell divorce me. Hell file for divorce! Or if we dont split, hell walk away. How do I live without work and a child without a husband?

Without a husband who doesnt earn? Your logic is off. Surviving on benefits with a child is tough. With a child and a husband who doesnt work, its even tougher?

Well, he isnt working now, and if

Svetlana?

Then?

Nothing.

The disaster has already struck. Molly is pregnant and faces redundancies, yet James still wont work.

She must run interviews!

She cant lie about her pregnancy if asked, but if they dont ask

Determined, Molly marches home, sends out CVs, and waits to see what comes back.

Hello, housewives! the tall man jokes.

Was he in her flat?

Im not a housewife.

James claimed otherwise. Youre now unemployed.

Were you in our flat?

Didnt get there. I was heading up, but I ran into James on the landing. I caught him as he was hauling his, I hope, only his belongings. He seems to be filing for divorce.

Clear enough. James runs from the sinking ship.

The resolve evaporates.

Unemployed and abandoned, Molly says.

Well, I can provide you with work if you want.

Did James say Im pregnant?

He did. At first his panic spilled it out, then he said it himself. How will that affect your professional skills? Ive heard you work tirelessly. I think youd fit a lowstress role. Ill put in a word for you, he says, Tamsin, Ive always wanted a child. My wife never bore one I couldnt do anything for her. Why cant I do it for you? Come to the office tomorrow. Its a friends company; Ill be there too so you wont feel awkward. Hope this isnt our last meeting.

And I hope so.

***

Tamsin gives birth to a daughter, then a son, then another son. Even though the first daughter is technically a stepchild, Robert never draws a line between the children. He never reminds Molly of that.

What he does love to remind her of is how hes outdrunk the whole family, as if Molly had cunningly fled from him. Of course, thats all for Robert, who is now richer.

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The Second Child is a Husband