Hey, let me tell you what happened to my friend Jessica its honestly something straight out of a soap opera!
So, after a lousy shift at the restaurant, Jess rang her husband, Mark, hoping hed give her a lift home. It was pouring outside and the thought of jostling for forty minutes on the bus wasnt appealing at all.
But Mark sounded distracted. Im busy, he replied curtly. And in the background, Jess could clearly hear the TV blaring so he was obviously just lounging at home.
She felt awful, almost ready to burst into tears. Their marriage was hanging by a thread, and yet just a few months ago, Mark treated her like an absolute queen. She had no idea what had changed.
Jess took care of herself, hit the gym regularly, and cooked amazing meals (thanks to her job at that trendy London bistro). She never nagged about money, never threw fits, and would bend over backwards to make Mark happy.
Her mum would shake her head whenever Jess complained. You spoil him, love, shed say. Youre letting him walk all over you. Men get bored if you make life too easy for them!
Jess would just shrug and give a sheepish grin. I love him, Mum. And he loves me… Im sure he does.
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Then one evening, after another tense dinner, Jess glanced at Marks laptop screen and felt her stomach drop. There it was his entire browsing history packed with dating sites. Apparently, while she was at work, Mark spent all his free time flirting with other women online. Why couldnt he just talk to me? Jess thought miserably. If he doesnt love me anymore, Id understand. Why drag this out and make us both miserable?
So she made up her mind. Fine: divorce, then. She knew shed get through it. But if Mark thought hed walk away unscathed, he had another thing coming. He deserved a little taste of his own medicine.
That same night, Jess created a profile on the exact same dating site, found Marks page, and sent him a message. She picked a stunning photo off the internet, tweaked it just enough to be untraceable, and waited to see if hed take the bait. And would you believe it he absolutely did.
Soon, they were deep into a flirty back-and-forth. Mark insisted he was single, ready for a real relationship and kids, waxing lyrical about his wonderful character which honestly made Jess laugh so much she nearly cried, because she knew better than anyone how unpredictable he actually was.
Eventually, she suggested, Lets meet up? and waited, heart pounding.
Yes, absolutely, came his eager reply in seconds. Only, my sisters staying with me at the moment for her uni entrance exams, so maybe we meet somewhere else and move on to a hotel later?
Jess nearly snorted at the cheek of him. Really? You think women are just falling over themselves to jump into bed with you? But to be honest, it actually worked out better for her plan.
She replied, Why not come to mine? Ive got a cottage just outside the city and I live alone. We wont be disturbed Though inside, she wondered if hed go for it.
Mark was delighted. Probably happy not to have to splash out on a hotel room. Brilliant! Send me the address and time, Ill be there faster than you can say cup of tea.
25 Holly Lane, ten oclock sharp. That work for you?
Perfect. Cant wait.
Around nine oclock, Mark pretended hed been called in to work suddenly. Shuffling around the house, he made a big show of looking for his car keys, then turned to Jess: Have you seen my keyring?
Cool as anything, she replied, I think I saw it on the bedside table, while secretly clutching the keys in her pocket. Maybe the cat dragged it off somewhere?
Oh, never mind. Ill grab a cab. Dont wait up.
Of course, Jess had no intention of waiting up. Why should she? Instead, she spent the time packing her things. Luckily, shed inherited a small London flat from her gran, so she had somewhere to go. The only thing she left behind was the signed divorce papers, right there on the kitchen table for Mark to see.
As for Mark, he returned late in the morning, furious. Not only had the taxi across town cost him nearly eighty quid, but when he arrived, there was no sign of the stunning girl from the photos. The address was real, the house was real, but the door was answered by a woman at least three times his size, wearing nothing but an old, sheer dressing gown. Mark honestly would have paid every penny in his bank account just to erase that memory. Even worse, she wouldnt let him leave! He had to call another taxi to get away and while waiting outside, shivering in his thin jacket, he started questioning all his life choices.
That nightmare of a journey ended only when he walked through the front door and spotted the divorce papers laid out for him, Jess favourite red lipstick scrawled across the note:
How sweet revenge isThe next morning, Jess sipped her coffee in her grans old kitchen, sunlight pouring through gingham curtains. Her phone buzzed: a string of frantic texts from Markaccusations, confusion, apologies, even a pitiful declaration of love. She read them all, smiling just a little at his panic, then blocked his number with a single tap.
She took a deep breath, feeling lighter than shed felt in years. Outside, London pulsed with fresh promise. A blank page. Jess thought about all the things shed always postponedtravel, late-night art classes, spontaneous road trips to the coast. Maybe shed grow herbs on the windowsill, adopt that tabby kitten from the rescue, or finally wear the red lipstick she loved.
That afternoon, she went for a walk in Hyde Park, feeling the world brimming with possibility. Each footstep was its own small victory, every laugh of a stranger a melody she hadnt heard in so long.
And back at Holly Lane, with nothing left but an unclaimed set of keys and the echo of her departure, Mark stood blinking in the empty kitchen, realizing too late that the best thing in his life had quietly, brilliantly slipped away.
Jess never looked back. And for the first time in forever, she was the heroine of her own storywriting the next chapter on her own dazzling terms.












