Ill make a proper person out of him!
My grandson will not be left-handed! declared Margaret Simmons, bristling with indignation.
James turned towards his mother-in-law and regarded her with a look that had darkened noticeably.
And whats so terrible about that? Oliver was born left-handed. Its a part of who he is.
A part, is it! Margaret scoffed, waving one bejewelled hand. Call it what you like. But its not right, never has been. The right hand has always been the one to use. The lefts just well, not.
James nearly burst out laughing. This was the twenty-first century, for goodness sake, and his mother-in-law still sounded like a peasant from medieval Essex.
Mrs. Simmons, medical experts have long since
I dont need modern medicine telling me whats what, she interjected briskly. I trained my own son out of it and he turned out perfectly fine. If youve any sense, youll start with Oliver before its too late. Youll thank me, trust me.
And with that, Margaret sashayed out of the kitchen, leaving James with a cooling mug of tea and a sense of unease that, for once, wasnt just down to the quality of his in-laws.
Initially, James shrugged it off. Margaret had her share of old-fashioned opinionswhat of it? Every generation lugs around their own basket of superstitions. Besides, he watched as she discreetly swapped Olivers spoon from left to right at the table, thinking, No real harm done. Kids brains are adaptable. Grannys little quirks wont scar him for life.
Oliver had always been a lefty. James still remembered the chubby fist that reached for building blocks at barely eighteen months, his son clutching crayons in his left pudgy hand when hed started doodlingwobbly, as all kids are, but resolutely left-handed. It felt as natural as Olivers blue-grey eyes or the dimple on his chin.
Margaret, though, had a different perspective. In her world-view, left-handedness was an aberration, a mistake of nature in urgent need of correction. Every time Oliver picked up a pencil with the wrong hand, his granny pursed her lips as though hed just recited rude words at the vicarage fete.
Oliver, darlingright hand, please. No, the right! We dont do that in this family.
I set George straight, and Ill set you straight too.
James heard her once, recounting her parenting triumph to his wife, Emily. The story went: Little George was a lefty oncewrong, but shed caught it in time. Used to tie a ribbon around his left wrist, watched him like a hawk, scolded every slip. Result: a proper man, as if he were a Sainsburys special. To listen to Margaret boast, youd think shed single-handedly invented normality and then exported it to her children.
It was oddly chilling.
James didnt notice immediate changes in his son. At first, it was insignificant: Oliver hesitating before taking something from the table. His hand would hover, frozen for a moment, as if he was solving a complex maths problem. Soon it became habita nervous glance towards Grandma, checking to see if she was watching.
Dad, which hand am I supposed to use?
Oliver asked at supper, eyes wide as he twisted his fork.
Whichever you like, mate.
But Grandma says
Dont listen to Grandma, just do what feels right.
But what felt right no longer did. Oliver grew clumsy, confused, forever second-guessing himself. His confident little movements were replaced by awkward, cautious fumbles, as if he no longer trusted his own body to do the simplest things.
Emily noticed. James saw the way she bit her lip when her mum rearranged Olivers cutlery, how she looked away during Margarets lectures on proper upbringing. Emily had learned not to quarrel; a childhood under her mothers heel had taught her that. Best to keep quiet and wait for the storm to pass.
James tried again.
Em, this isnt normal. Look at him.
Mum only means well.
Thats hardly the point! Cant you see what its doing to him?
She only shrugged, retreating from confrontation, old learned obedience stronger than any motherly instinct.
Things deteriorated rapidly. Margaret seemed energised by the conflict. No longer content with shifting Olivers fork, she provided running commentary on every gesture. Shed cheer when he happened to use his right hand, sigh deeply at the left.
There you are, Oliver! See? Its just about practice. I made a good man of your Uncle GeorgeIll make one of you, too.
James decided on a direct approach. He waited until Oliver was shut away in his room, busy with his toys.
Mrs. Simmons, lets leave the boy be. Hes left-handed. Its perfectly normal. Please, stop trying to change him.
Her reaction was more dramatic than hed anticipated. Margaret drew herself up, affronted.
Are you telling me what to do? I brought up three children, you know! And you think I need instructing?
Im not instructingIm asking you to leave Oliver alone.
Hes your son, yes, but hes Emilys too. Hes my grandson. I will not have him growing up like that.
The word that was loaded, sour with disapproval.
James realised polite conversation had left the building.
The house divided. Margaret addressed James only through Emily. He did likewise. The kitchen filled with tension so thick even Oliver retreated to his quiet corner with his tablet, desperate for invisibility.
Emily, tell your husband the soups on the stove.
James, Mum says
I know. Tell her Ill sort myself.
Emily, pale and exhausted, hovered between them. Oliver disappeared behind curtains of silence.
Then one Saturday, inspiration struck James as Margaret wielded the carving knife with her usual flair, attacking a cabbage for the Sunday roast.
He stood behind her, arms folded.
Youre not chopping it right.
Margaret stiffened. Excuse me?
It needs to be sliced finer. With the grain, not against. No one does it that way. Its wrong.
She snorted, continuing. Ive made this roast for thirty years.
And done it wrong all that time. Here, shall I show you?
He reached for the knife. Margaret jerked away in horror.
Lost your mind, have you?
Not at all. Just want you to do it the correct way. See? He gestured at the pot. Too much water. And your potatoeswrong sequence entirely.
Ive always cooked this way!
Not a reason. Youll have to retrain. Start again. Wont take long.
Margaret froze, staring at him as if hed suggested she wear her slippers to church.
What are you on about?
Exactly what you say to Oliver every day, James said, not unkindly. Retrain. Its not the proper way. Use the other hand. Do it differently.
Thats totally different!
Is it? To me, its exactly the same.
Margaret put the knife down, cheeks flushed with outrage.
Youre comparing my cooking tothis? This is ridiculous! I like it this way.
And Oliver likes it his way. How is that so hard to accept?
Its different! Hes a child. He can still change!
And youwhat, set in your ways? Beyond hope? Then what right have you to force him?
Margarets lips trembled, and her eyes glittered with anger.
How dare you! I raised three children! I sorted George out, hes fine now!
And does he call you? Is he happy? Confident?
Silence.
James knew hed struck a nerve. George, the fabled success story, now lived in Leeds and telephoned each Christmas, though more out of duty than longing.
I just wanted the best… Margarets voice wobbled.
I know. But your best isnt his best. Olivers his own person, even if hes only eight. I wont sit by while you squeeze that out of him.
Youre lecturing me now!?
I am. And Ill do it every time you criticise him. Every habit, every stir and slice. Lets see who caves in first.
They stood, adversaries in aprons, neither willing to step back.
Its petty and cruel, she hissed.
And you dont seem to get it any other way.
Something in her sagged; James saw itan inner framework that buckled. She looked suddenly older, smaller, more human.
I just I do care, she mumbled.
I know you do. Maybe just not like that anymore. Or else you won’t see your grandson again.
The roast bubbled on, neglected.
Later that evening, with Margaret retired to her room, Emily curled up quietly on the sofa beside James, resting her head on his shoulder.
Nobody ever stood up for me as a child, she whispered. Mum just always knew best. Always. And I just hoped she was right.
He hugged her tight.
In our house, your mum doesnt get the last word. Not anymore.
She squeezed his hand, relief and gratitude showing in her half-smile.
From upstairs came the soft swish of pencil on paper. In his room, Oliver was drawingleft-handed, of course. And nobody told him otherwise.












