Alice, love, youre free on Saturday, arent you? Her motherinlaws voice rang through the handset, warm and familiar, with that unmistakable inflection Alice had learned to spot in three short years. We need to haul the jam jars down to the cellar the veranda is packed solid. And the loft is a disaster, but I cant be bothered sorting it out.
Of course, Margaret Sinclair, Ill be there first thing in the morning! Alice smiled, phone pressed to her ear while she gave the soup a stir. Should I bring Charlie?
Oh, no, his projects on fire, you know how that goes. Let him stay home and work in peace.
They agreed that Alice would catch the nineoclock coach. She hit the snooze button, returned to the stove, and hummed a catchy jingle from a TV advert. Outside, the sun was a weak greying disc; on the windowsill a sad little ficus languished, and Alice still couldnt bring herself to toss it out.
Saturday morning found her squeezed into a jampacked coach that reeked of diesel and someones stale pork pies. She snagged a window seat and rested her cheek against the cold glass. Beyond the citys edge the fields stretched, dotted with strips of woodland, and Alice dozed as the engine droned on.
A sudden jolt and a shouted protest snapped her awake. The coach had lurched onto the hard shoulder, tipped onto its right side. The driver announced, We’ve got a busted tyre, the spares rotten, well have to wait for a replacement from town.
Two hours at least, he added, waving his hands. Maybe three.
The passengers muttered, piled out onto the verge. Alice stood by the coach for about ten minutes, then, with a determined sigh, stepped onto the road and raised her hand. A battered Ford Fiesta pulled up, an affable old chap at the wheel.
Town, love? Hop in, Ill give you a lift.
She flopped onto the passenger seat and texted Margaret: Coach broke down halfway, heading back home, can we reschedule for next weekend? The phone buzzed: message delivered.
Forty minutes later Alice was standing at the door of her fivestorey flat, calmly climbing to the third floor. She fumbled for her keys, twisted the right one, and slipped it into the lock. Just then her phone erupted. The screen flashed Margaret Sinclair.
Hello?
Alice! Margaret shrieked, her voice cracking. Where are you? Did you get there? Are you at the cottage?
No, I wrote the coach broke down, Im back. Im standing at the door, about to go in and
Dont go in!
Alice froze, key still in the lock.
What?
Dont go inside! Hear me? Dont open the door! Turn around and come straight to me, now, this instant!
Margaret, are you alright? Alice laughed nervously. What on earth is happening? Im literally on the doorstep
Alice, Im begging you! I need your help here!
But Alice had already turned the key. The lock clicked. She pushed the door open.
And time stopped.
The hallway was a chaotic shoestore: her ballet flats, Charlies trainers, and a pair of glossy highheels perched on a shoe rack. A strangers umbrella leaned in its stand. A cloyingly sweet perfume hung in the air not hers.
Just beyond the hall, in the livingroom doorway, stood Charlie in shorts and a tee, barefoot and in his arms a woman. She had dark hair, slim shoulders, and rubyred nail polish digging into his back.
They kissed as if the world had melted away.
Charlie was the first to open his eyes. Seeing his wife in the doorway, his face went as white as a sheet, blood draining from his face so fast Alice thought he might faint.
The woman turned. She was young, about twentyfive, with doelike eyes. In a heartbeat she snatched her bag, those highheels, the umbrella, slipped past Alice, wafted a cloud of that saccharine perfume, tapped her heels up the stairs and vanished.
Alice still held the phone to her ear.
Alice! Margaret screamed again. Alice, answer! Did you get in? Alice!
How many times? Alice croaked.
What?
How many times have you pulled me into this, Margaret? The jars, the beds, the loft How many times have you covered for your son? How many times have you laughed behind my back because I didnt know the truth?
Silence. Then a dull tone. Margaret hung up.
Alice lowered her hand, looked at Charlie, who stood in the middle of the lounge, mute.
So? Alice asked, deadpan. Anything to say?
Alice, I can explain everything
She burst into a hysterical laugh, the sort that borders on madness.
Explain? Seriously? You actually think thats a thing?
It meant nothing! Shes just
Just what? Just happened to land on your face?
Charlie stepped forward. Alice backed away.
Dont come near me. Dont you dare.
Listen
No, you listen. She found her voice oddly calm. This flat is mine. Bought before we married, with my grannys inheritance. You have no right to be here. Youve got fifteen minutes to pack your things and get out.
Alice, lets talk
Fourteen minutes.
You cant just
Thirteen.
He got it. From the set of her jaw, the tone of her voice, the steely look in her eyes he knew she wasnt bluffing. He bolted to the bedroom, slammed the wardrobe doors. Alice stood in the hallway, pressed against the wall, counting her breaths. Inout. Inout. Not a sound.
Twelve minutes later Charlie reemerged, a sack of random belongings and his jacket slung over his shoulder. He stopped at the door.
Keys, Alice said flatly.
He rummaged in his pockets, tossed his keyring onto the console and left.
The door closed behind him with a soft sigh. Alice waited a minute, then clicked the lock twice, threw a chain over the knob and slid down the wall, collapsing into sobs.
On Monday she filed for divorce. The paperwork was processed quickly no children, assets split, no grudges. Just a tidy formality.
Charlie never called. Margaret never texted. It was as if three years of shared life had simply evaporated.
A week later Alice sat in a cosy café with Lucy, her best friend since university. Lucys mouth hung open, latte cooling.
Wait a sec youre saying the motherinlaw knew everything? She sent you to the cottage while he was?
Sounds about right.
Exactly!
Alice cracked a crooked grin.
The funny thing? I always thought of her as a second mum. I believed, finally, Id found a real family. Turns out it was a stage. Both of them were playing roles from day one.
From day one?
Think about it. When we met, I already had my own flat, a stable job, decent income. He was renting a room, juggling odd jobs Alice took a sip of her coffee, the bitterness hitting her tongue. Maybe not from the very first day, but pretty soon he realised he could park himself comfortably.
Do you think he ever?
I dont know. She stared into her cup, foam swirling. Maybe he loved me in his own twisted way, but not enough to stop bringing other women into bed, not enough to lie every single day. And his mother she wanted a daughterinlaw whod be a workhorse hauling jars, weeding beds, sorting things out, while keeping the son in place.
Lucy placed her hand over Alices, squeezing gently.
Im sorry, Alice.
Dont feel sorry. Alice lifted her gaze. Im not going to wilt. I lost three years, sure, but that happens. Im not going to waste another day on them.
What now?
Alice finished her coffee, set the cup down.
Now live. Start fresh. No fake husbands, no phony mothersinlaw. I still have my flat, my job, my life. Thats enough.
She rose, threw on her coat. Outside, rain drummed a fine, irritating rhythm against the café windows. Alice smiled. The bad stuff was behind her. It hurt, yes. It was gnawing, teethgrinding hurt. But shed survive. And this tale? Just another pricey lesson painful, but a lesson nonetheless.
Lucy caught up with her at the door.
Alice, you really okay?
Ill be fine, Alice replied, turning back. Give it time. Ill be happy again.
She stepped into the rain and headed home, where a new cake recipe waited, and a future she was now building all by herself.












