No Magic at All
The New Year once hurried toward us, relentless as an express train thundering down the tracks.
That rush always made my breath catch, back when I was Eleanor. I remember feeling as though I stood on the cold platform, watching the festivities speeding by, with no ticket in my hands and no hope of catching joyor the so-called New Years spirit. Happiness seemed as distant as the stars, probably lost for good.
Why on earth had I invited anyone? Who would want to see in the New Year alongside someone who cant get her life together?
***
December the 31st arrived laced with disaster: after ten faithful years, my old washing machine chose this morning to give up the ghost, triggering a minor flood in the bathroom.
Finding a plumber on New Years Eve is a challenge worthy of legend. I spent an age calling around, nerves frayed, before someone finally answered the summons. When at last the pipes were sorted and the worst was mopped up, I sighed in relief, foolishly thinking the days mishaps were done.
Not quite.
That afternoon, my ginger tomcat Chesterself-appointed connoisseurgobbled up all the sausages set aside for the potato salad, leaving me only a pitiful handful of peas and some pickled onions.
Evidently, Chester considered this only an appetiser. Next, he took it upon himself to hunt a robin that had foolishly perched on the open window ledge.
A huge rubber plant toppled from the sill, careened into the Christmas tree, taking with it the old string of fairy lights Id always loved, rendering them dark forevermore.
The fragments of pot and childhood baubles Id treasured all my days mixed together amidst the potted earth.
I nearly wept as I mopped up the remnants of merriment.
There followed a shattered decanter, a burnt roast chicken, and the final straw: as guests were due to arrive, I realised in horror Id entirely forgotten to buy a pudding. In a panic, I called my sister.
Claire, its a disaster! Ive got no pudding!
Calm down! came her cheery reply. Im just outside. Grab your coat. Well get what we need.
Where are you exactly?
I told youIm parked outside!
When I descended, the scene could have been a painting: beside Claires little car stood Mary, my oldest friend, balancing an enormous carrier bag, and Aunt Hazel, proudly bearing an immense bowl of jellied beef.
Aunt Hazel, whatever made you bring thatan entire bowlful? I exclaimed.
Just in case! she announced with her usual gravitas. Ever a fan of unsolicited advice, Aunt Hazel flourished her spoon. I know exactly what you young people call cooking! Weve the whole night ahead! You have made that salad, I hope?
I shrugged, helpless.
While we dashed out for the pudding, Mary hung up bunting, which Chester promptly tangled himself in, converting into a creature from another world.
Rescuing the cat fell to Claires husband, John. Hed come straight from work, just in the nick of time.
Chester didnt objectuntil he saw me. Then, with joyous abandon, he leapt from Johns grasp and left a neat line of crimson on Johns arm in the process.
We patched John up. Ever stoic, he declared hed help on the food front, though this mostly involved pontificating: Salad, after all, is a matter of the soul, not just the ingredients. For Claire and me, that was inspiration enough.
Eleanor, whats with this box? called Mary from the sitting room. It says A Happy New Year! And look, theres a note: Open at midnight. Love, Gran Violet.
I rushed over at once.
Oh, I forgot all about that! Claire! Gran left it for usshe said we must open it on New Years, at about two in the morning. Promised a surprise.
Im intrigued, said Claire, peering at it with interest. Lets have a peek now!
I shook my head.
Dont! Shell find out somehow, youll see. What if shes rigged it with a trick lock? Wed ruin everything. Lets do as she asked. We can wait.
The mystery hovered tantalisingly. Even Aunt Hazel drew closer, eyeing the box with uncharacteristic restraint.
***
We listened to the Prime Ministers address, drank champagne, entirely unawares, ate feline potato salad, laughed and argued, and then, at last
Is it already two? I asked breathlessly. Then its time. I raised the box in both hands and solemnly declared, A surprise from Gran Violet!
The honour of opening the box was given to the households lone man.
John fiddled with it and eased off the lid.
Insideresting on cotton woolwerent pound notes, nor ancient photos, but dozens of tiny scrolls neatly tied with brightly coloured ribbons. A sticker graced each one, bearing a name.
Whats all this, then? John muttered in confusion.
I unrolled the first, marked Eleanor, and read aloud:
Dearest Eleanor, my wonderful granddaughter. Has something gone awry today? Washing machine broken? Cat devoured the salad? Never fear! Remember: any catastrophe is merely an excuse to order takeaway and put on your favourite series. The pudding can be bought in the morning. What matters most is having someone beside you to share that dessert. I love you to the moon and back. Yours always, Gran Violet.
For a fleeting moment silence filled the room before collapsing into laughter.
I laughed until tears streamed down my cheeks.
How how did she know?!
Its magic, Aunt Hazel whispered.
My turn! Claire reached out eagerly.
Her note read:
Darling Claire, stop bickering with John over every little thing. Give him a hug. Hes a good man, even if he does ramble on. If he starts again, simply kiss him. Its the best remedy for misplaced logic. Love to you both.
John flushed crimson and kissed Claire to applause.
Marys turn next. She giggled as she unraveled her scroll:
Lovely Mary. Seek love not in the pubs but in the library or the greengrocers round the corner. Thats where the real gems arepeople like you, who dont strut about in the latest skin-tight trousers. And please, let your hair grow natural again. You suit it best!
How does she know about my hair? Mary gasped. I only changed it two days ago!
Finally, Aunt Hazels hands trembled as she opened hers, as if she expected a spy code inside.
Dear Hazel, I know youre the wisest one here and always in the know. But heres one secret left. Wisdom and kind advice are blessings, but sometimes, its best simply to hold your tongue and enjoy a slice of cake. Love to you, dearest.
Aunt Hazels expression reddened as she read, before she quietly helped herself to cake and said nothing. It was the first evening in memory she hadnt doled out a single piece of advice.
Laughter and chatter carried us through till dawn.
We rang Gran Violet by video, and there she was, beaming from her armchair in another town, saying, My darlings! Im so glad the surprise worked! No magic neededI simply know you well, and I love you deeply.
The next morning, as I tidied away the remains of the party, I gathered up those little notes and stored them in a glass jar for all to see. They werent just well wishesthey were Grans recipe for happiness: dont fear chaos, laugh at misfortune, cherish those at your table, eat what delights your heartbut not to excess. And above all, remember, the finest gift is knowing someone somewhere loves and understands you. Always.












