We’re Moving Into Your Flat — “Oli’s got a lovely flat in the heart of town. The place is newly renovated—you just move in and enjoy!” — “It’s great for a single girl,” Rustam smiled condescendingly at Inna, as if she were a child. “But we’ve got big plans—two, maybe three children. One after the other, ideally. It’s noisy in town, the air’s awful, there’s nowhere to park. And most of all, it’s just two rooms. But here—you’ve got three. The area is quiet, there’s a nursery right outside.” — “It is a nice neighbourhood,” agreed Sergei, still not seeing where his future brother-in-law was going with this. “That’s why we settled here ourselves.” — “Exactly!” Rustam snapped his fingers. “I keep telling Olga—why should we squeeze into a shoebox when there’s a perfect solution?” It’s just you and your daughter—surely you don’t need all this space? Realistically, one of your rooms is just a dumping ground. For us, this place would be just right. Inna was wrestling a vacuum cleaner into the hallway cupboard. The vacuum was putting up a fight—its hose caught on hangers, completely refusing to slot into place. — “Serge, give me a hand!” she called out. “Either this cupboard’s shrunk, or I’ve forgotten how to organise things.” Sergei poked his head out of the bathroom—he’d just finished fiddling with the tap. Calm and always a bit slow-moving, he was the polar opposite of his wife. — “Let’s sort it,” he said, deftly manhandling the heavy cleaner into the corner of the cupboard. Inna sighed and collapsed against the doorframe. — “Explain to me how we always run out of space. It’s a big flat—three rooms—yet every time we tidy up, you’d think we were evacuating to the street.” — “That’s because you’re a bit of a hoarder,” Sergei chuckled, “Why do we need three dinner sets? We only use one, twice a year.” — “Sentimental value, that’s why—they’re from Grandma’s place.” After their wedding, Sergei’s family had split the inheritance fairly: he got this spacious three-bedroom in a quiet neighbourhood from his grandmother; his sister Olya got a two-bedroom right in the ‘golden square’ of the city centre. The money worked out much the same. For five years everyone got on, no one was envious. Inna naively thought it would always stay like that, but… *** They finished tidying, the chaos cleared, and just sat down when the doorbell rang. Sergei went to answer. — “It’s my sister and her fiancé,” he said to his wife after checking the peephole. Olya swooped in first, followed by Rustam, who trudged in heavily. Inna had only met him a couple of times—Olya had found him at a gym about six months ago. Rustam had rubbed her the wrong way instantly—arrogant, looking down on both her and Sergei. — “Hiya!” Olya kissed her brother’s cheek and hugged Inna. “We were just passing and thought we’d pop in. We’ve got news!” — “Come in, then. News is always good,” Sergei waved them into the kitchen. “Tea?” — “Just water, thanks,” Rustam lumbered behind their host, “We’ve got serious business to discuss, Sergei.” Not really ‘just passing.’ They wanted something. No need for tea. Take a seat. An uneasy feeling crept over Inna—she didn’t like Rustam’s tone one bit. What was he after? — “Go on then,” Sergei shrugged. Olya hovered in the background, glued to her phone, letting her fiancé do the talking. Rustam cleared his throat. — “So. We’ve filed for notice. Wedding’s in three months. I’m sure you can appreciate—I’ve got big plans. Family, joint life, happy ever after. We had a think about our housing situation… We’re moving in with you, and you can move to our place!” Inna was gobsmacked. She looked at her husband, then at her sister-in-law, who was still scrolling on her phone as if none of this concerned her. — “Rustam, I’m not following,” Sergei frowned. “Are you hinting at something?” — “Not hinting—making a constructive proposal. Let’s swap!” We move here, and you take Olya’s flat. Olya’s on board with me—she agrees it’s only fair. Inna was floored a second time. — “Fair?” she echoed. “Rustam, are you being serious? You come into our home and suggest we move out because you want kids?” — “No need to be dramatic, Inna,” Rustam grimaced. “Just being practical. You’ve got one child, and as far as I know, you’re not planning more. What’s the point of having all this space? That’s not efficient. We’ve got plans for a big family.” — “Wow, plans!” Inna stood up. “Sergei, are you hearing this?” Sergei raised a hand to silence his wife. — “Rustam, you do know this flat was left to me by my family? Just like Olya’s was left to her. We’ve spent five years working on this place—every skirting board, every detail. Our daughter’s growing up here, she’s got her own room and friends. Are you really asking us to up sticks and go to the centre just because it suits you better?” — “Sergei, calm down,” Rustam leaned back casually. “You’re family—Olya is your flesh and blood. Don’t you care about her future? I’m offering fair conditions. You’d be gaining prime property in a prestigious postcode. You’d be winning, I’ve checked the prices.” — “Interesting logic,” Sergei smirked. “You’re not even married to my sister yet, but you’re already eyeing up my flat!” Finally, Olya looked up from her phone. — “Oh, come on, don’t be like this!” she whined. “Rustam’s just trying to do what’s best. We’ll be so cramped in my place once there’s kids. You’ve got a hallway big enough for a five-a-side match. Mum always said, family comes first. Didn’t she, Sergei?” — “Mum said family helps each other, Olya—not that one should kick the other out!” snapped Inna. “Do you even hear what your Rustam’s saying?” — “What’s wrong with it?” Olya blinked in innocence. “He’s got a point. We need it more. You’re not even using that spare room!” — “It’s not spare!” Inna almost shouted. “It’s my study! I work there, in case you forgot.” — “Work?” Rustam scoffed. “Posting pictures online? Olya says it’s just a hobby. You can sit in the kitchen with a laptop, you’re not royalty.” Sergei slowly stood up. — “Right,” he said quietly. “That’s enough. Time for you both to go.” — “Hold on a second!” Rustam didn’t budge. “We just came to talk—like family.” — “Like family?” Sergei strode to the table. “You come in here wanting my flat, insulting my wife, deciding where my daughter should live? Are you actually serious?” — “Sergei, honestly!” Inna stood by her husband. “It’s pure greed. He’s not even put a ring on your finger, Olya, and already he’s dividing up the property. Do you realise who you’ve brought here? He’d kick you out of your own flat first chance he gets!” — “Don’t you dare speak about him that way!” Olya shot up. “Rustam cares about me—about our future! And you’re just greedy. Clinging onto your home like hermits. Some brother you are!” — “The greedy one’s your would-be husband,” Sergei pointed to the door. “For the hard of hearing—out. Both of you. And forget this flat swap—forever. If you bring it up again, we won’t be talking at all.” Rustam stood up, straightened his collar. Not a flicker of shame—just irritation. — “That’s a shame, Sergei. I thought we could come to an arrangement. But if you’re so stubborn…” “Olya, let’s go.” When the door slammed behind them, Inna collapsed on the sofa. She was shaking. — “Did you hear that? Did you see that? The cheek! Who does he think he is?” Sergei didn’t answer, staring out the window as Rustam bossily opened his car, berating Olya. — “You know the worst bit?” he said finally. “Olya really believes he’s right. She’s always been a bit… away with the fairies, but this?” — “He’s turned her head!” Inna jumped up. “Sergei, ring your mum. Your parents need to know what schemes their future son-in-law is cooking up.” — “Hang on,” Sergei took out his phone. “I’ll call my sister first. Just her, without that peacock around.” He dialed; it rang for a long time before Olya, audibly crying, picked up. — “Hello!” she sniffed. — “Olya, listen to me,” Sergei’s voice was firm. “Are you in the car with him?” — “What difference does it make?” — “If he’s there, put it on loudspeaker. I want him to hear this too.” — “I’m not with him,” Olya sobbed. “He dropped me off and drove away. Said he needs to cool off because my family are all selfish. Sergei, why are you lot like this? He just wanted things to be perfect…” — “Olya, wake up!” Sergei almost shouted. “Perfect? He came here to scam a flat out of us! Do you even get that your home is your inheritance? And he’s already passing it around like it’s his? Did he even talk to you about this ‘swap’ before we sat down together?” Silence. — “No,” Olya finally whispered. “He just said he had a surprise for everyone. That he’d thought out what was best for us all.” — “Some surprise. He’s decided both our futures for us, without asking. Olya, look who you’re marrying—he’s a user. He’ll take your flat today, demand your car tomorrow, and then get your parents to give him their cottage because he needs ‘fresh air’.” — “Don’t say that…” Olya’s voice wobbled. “He loves me.” — “If he loved you, would he start a row like that? He tried to turn us against each other! Inna’s still in shock. Don’t you see—he wanted to split us up?” — “I’ll talk to him,” Olya mumbled uncertainly. — “Do that. And think very carefully before you head down the aisle.” Sergei hung up and tossed the phone on the sofa. — “What did she say?” Inna asked softly. — “She said she didn’t know. Rustam was planning his ‘surprise.’” Inna gave a bitter laugh. — “I can picture it. He just waltzes in, decides where everyone and everything goes—shuffling rooms and people. Makes you sick.” — “Never mind,” Sergei hugged his wife. “We’re not giving up the flat, that’s for sure. But I do feel sorry for my sister. She’ll land herself in trouble with him.” *** The worst never happened—there was no wedding. Rustam dumped Olya that same night. Tearfully, Olya turned up at her brother’s flat, telling them everything. Rustam went straight to packing his stuff. Olya panicked and asked him what was going on. Rustam said he wasn’t interested in becoming family with such greedy people. — “He said he doesn’t need relatives like that,” Olya sobbed. “He reckons we can’t be relied on. He said you’d never look after the kids on weekends so we could have a break. And that you’d never lend us money if we ever needed it.” — “Honestly, Olya, don’t be upset!” Inna comforted her. “You don’t need someone like him. He can’t be relied on, he’ll never care about family—only what’s in it for himself. Forget him!” Olya was down for a while, but she got over it. She realised the truth in the end: if she’d married him, it would have been misery. She’d dodged a bullet—no doubt about it.

Were Moving Into Your Flat!

Emilys got a brilliant flat in the city centre. Just had a new kitchen put inmove straight in and live the dream!
Its perfect. For a single girl, Alan said to Lucy, wearing the patronising smile usually reserved for chatty toddlers on public transport. But were planning on two, if not three children. Bang-bang-bang, no rests in between.
And the centres noisy, the airs thick enough to chew, no space to park. Worst of all, its only got two bedrooms. But herethree. Proper neighbourhood, nursery just across the green.
Cant fault the area, agreed Simon, still not seeing where his beloved future son-in-law was going with this. Thats why we never moved.
Exactly! Alan said, snapping his fingers like hed just discovered oxygen. So I tell Emily, why squeeze into a shoebox if theres a palace ready and waiting?
There are three of you and this place is massive! What do you need all that space for? You dont even use that third bedroomits a glorified storage shed. But for us… its spot on.

Lucy was wrestling with the upright vacuum cleaner, attempting to shoehorn it into the hall cupboard. The vacuum was resisting, hose wrapped like an octopus round every available coat hanger, point blank refusing to settle in its assigned slot.

Simon, could you give me a hand, please? she called through the open door, growing slightly desperate. Either the cupboards shrunk, or I need a masterclass on Tetris with household appliances.

Simons head appeared from the bathroom, fresh from battling the leaky tap. Calm, steadyalways just a half-beat behind the madnesshe was Lucys mirror opposite.

No worries, Luce. Pass it over.

With a deftness born of practice, he slipped the hefty machine into the back corner of the cupboard. Lucy exhaled theatrically and slouched against the doorframe.

Why do we never have enough room? Three bedrooms, and as soon as we start cleaning, its like were trying to clear out Buckingham Palace.
Thats because youre a squirrel, my darling, Simon grinned. When, exactly, did we last use all three dinner services? Christmas and Christmas?
Theyre keepsakes! This was my grans flat, if you remember.

After Simons parents gracefully divided the spoils, he got the roomy three-bed in the quiet suburbthe former Granny Smith estatewhile his sister Emily landed the two-bed in the citys so-called Golden Triangle. Money-wise, it all worked out fair and square. Five years, not a whisper of jealousy.

Lucy, in her innocence, imagined it would always be like this. But…

***

Tidying done, chaos officially subdued, they slumped in front of the telly. Just as the plot thickened on some property show, the doorbell rang.

Simon peeked through the spyhole.
Sis and her fiancé, brace yourself, he murmured.

Emily breezed in first, all grins and air kisses, followed by Alan, who seemed to stomp for dramatic effect.

Lucy had only bumped into Alan once or twice since Emily unearthed him six months back at the gym. From day one, Alan seemed to radiate self-importance, looking down on both her and Simon as if theyd failed some basic exam in being impressive.

Hello, loves! Emily chirped, pecking her brother and giving Lucy a hug. We were just passing. Andnews!

Well, come in, as youre passing. Love a bit of news, Simon said, ushering them toward the kitchen. Tea?

Just water, thanks, Alan said, marching behind as if already scoping out the place for renovation. Best get straight to it, Siserious business.

‘Passing by, my foot, Lucy thought, her nerves prickling. There was always a catch with Alan.

Go on then? Simon said, taking a seat.

Emily became immediately engrossed in her phone, leaving Alan to seize the stage.

Right. Here it is, Alan began, clearing his throat with undue ceremony. Weve submitted our notice. The weddings in three months. Naturally, Ive got big plans. Family, house, happily ever afterall that jazz. So we, you see, have been reviewing our premises He paused for effect. Well swap! We take your flat, you move to Emilys.

Lucy stared. She looked from Simon to Emily, but her sister-in-law was scrolling Instagram, apparently teleported from the conversation.

Alan, have I got this right? Simon frowned. Youre suggesting what, exactly?

Im not hinting. Im offering a solution. Lets swap flats!

Me and Emily agreeseems entirely fair.

Lucys jaw practically hit the floor.

Fair? Youre serious, Alan? she spluttered. Waltz in and tell us to pack up and leave so you can have space for your hypothetical nursery?

No need to get shirty, Lucy, Alan cringed. Im just being realistic. Youve got one childyoure not planning for a football team, are you? Whats the point of all these spare square feet? Meanwhile, weve gotpotential.

Oh, hes got potential! Lucy shot up from her seat. Simon, are you hearing any of this?

Simon raised a calming hand. Alan, you do realise this is our home? My parents gave it to me, just as Emily got her place. Took us five years of DIY to get it how we like. Our daughters got her own room. Shes made friends here. Youre seriously telling us to up sticks because it suits you?

Dont be touchy, Si, Alan leaned back in his chair, the image of someone who thought himself being terribly reasonable. Youre family! Emilys your sister, flesh and blood! Dont you care about her future? Besides, Ive checkedyour place is even pricier by the square foot! Win-win.

Simon merely raised an eyebrow.
Youre not even related to me yet and already measuring up the curtains, mate!

Emily finally looked away from her phone.
Oh, come on. He means well. Well be squashed when the kids arrive. And your corridoryou could host Sunday league in there.

Mum always said family sticks together. Didnt she, Si?

Mum meant helping each other out, Emily. Not turfing your own brother out of his home! Lucy snapped. Has it crossed your mind what your Alans actually proposing?

Whats wrong with it? Emily pouted, blinking innocently. Hes only being practical. We need it more than you. That extra room is wasted on you.

Its not wasted! Thats my home office! In case youd forgotten! Lucy was nearly shouting now.

Alan snorted. Oh come off it, posting pretty pictures online isnt a job. You can do that on the kitchen table, cant you?

Simon stood up, slow and measured.
Enough, he said quietly. Time to leave. Both of you.

Simon, mate! Dont be like that! Trying to talk like civilised people, family to family

Civilised? You traipse in, ask for my flat, insult my wife, and presume to know whats best for my daughter?

Alan shrugged, completely unperturbed.
Oh, for heavens sake, Si! Dont be so uptight. Familys family. Emilys your own flesh and blood!

Lucy leapt to her husbands side. Oh, Alan doesnt care about family. Hes not even past the kneeling stage and hes already asset-stripping! Emily, do you realise youre dating East Londons answer to Del Boy?

Dont talk about him that way! Emily shrieked. He cares about me. About our future! Youre just old misers hanging onto bricks and mortar like hermits. Some family!

Miser? More like lifeguardtrying to save someone from a gold-digger, Simon said, pointing at the door. Out, the pair of you. And dont ever mention swapping again, or youre getting cut off for good.

Alan straightened his shirt. Not a flicker of shame, just the air of a man whod been denied a second dessert.

Fine. Be stubborn. Your call, Si. Come on, Emily.

Once the door slammed behind them, Lucy sagged onto the sofa, shaking.

Honestly, did you see that? Who does he think he is?

Simon stood staring out the window, watching Alan strut to his car, still pontificating to Emily.

You know whats really grim? he said. Emily truly thinks hes got a point. Shes always been a bit away with the fairies, but this?

Hes brainwashed her! Lucy exclaimed. We ought to tell your mum and dad. They ought to know what fantastical schemes their future son-in-law is cooking up.

One step at a time, Simon sighed, reaching for his phone. Let me try Emily first. Without the peacock in the background.

He called. After what felt like an eternity, Emily picked upsniffing.

Hello! she mumbled.

Emily, listen up, Simon said, tone more strict headmaster than loving brother. Are you with him now?

Whats it to you?

If hes there, put me on speaker. In fact, dont bother. Are you in the car with Alan?

Im not. He dropped me at the door and drove off, muttering that my familys too selfish for words.

Emily, do you hear yourself? He pitched up and tried to extort my flat out of me! Did you actually know about his plan until we all sat in the kitchen?

Pause.

No, Emily finally whispered. He just said he had a surprise. Thought of a way to make everything perfect for everyone.

Oh, perfect, Simon groaned. He just decided our entire lives, without so much as a by-your-leave. Emily, hes after your inheritance, too. Today the flat, next hell want your Mini Cooper. Before you know it, hell have his eye on mum and dads cottage in the countryside because the air here is too urban.

Dont say things like that Emily was crying again. He loves me.

Funny way of showing it. He just tried to pit us against each other! Lucys still shaking. Cant you see hes deliberately creating drama?

Ill talk to him, Emily said, doubt creeping into her voice.

Do. And give it proper thought before you even think of marrying him.

Simon hung up, flinging his phone on the sofa.

Well? Lucy whispered.

She had no clue. Alan, in his wisdom, had prepared a surprise.

Lucy laughed bitterly. Oh, I can just imagine. Walking in with his masterplan, arranging people like chess pieces! Yuck. Thank heavens its not our problem.

No way were giving up this flat, Simon said, squeezing Lucys shoulder. That much is settled. But I do feel sorry for Emily. She doesnt deserve this circus.

***

Simon and Lucys worst worries didnt materialisethe wedding never happened.

Alan dumped Emily later that very evening. Emily, puffy-eyed and heartbroken, turned up at her brothers doorstep that night to sob out the whole sad talehow Alan packed his things in silence, eyes on the prize. When challenged, Alan replied he wasnt interested in connecting with such stingy family.

Said he couldnt rely on you! Emily hiccupped. That you wouldnt babysit when we had kids and wouldnt loan us any money if we asked.

Lucy had no time for it. Emily, love, you can do so much better. You want a partner you can rely onnot someone weighing out your teaspoons and tapping on family wallets!

Emily moped for a few months, but eventually set herself to rights.

Later came relief. How did she ever miss the gaping holes in his character? If shed married him, shed have lived forever regretting it. Fate did her a favour, no doubt about it.

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We’re Moving Into Your Flat — “Oli’s got a lovely flat in the heart of town. The place is newly renovated—you just move in and enjoy!” — “It’s great for a single girl,” Rustam smiled condescendingly at Inna, as if she were a child. “But we’ve got big plans—two, maybe three children. One after the other, ideally. It’s noisy in town, the air’s awful, there’s nowhere to park. And most of all, it’s just two rooms. But here—you’ve got three. The area is quiet, there’s a nursery right outside.” — “It is a nice neighbourhood,” agreed Sergei, still not seeing where his future brother-in-law was going with this. “That’s why we settled here ourselves.” — “Exactly!” Rustam snapped his fingers. “I keep telling Olga—why should we squeeze into a shoebox when there’s a perfect solution?” It’s just you and your daughter—surely you don’t need all this space? Realistically, one of your rooms is just a dumping ground. For us, this place would be just right. Inna was wrestling a vacuum cleaner into the hallway cupboard. The vacuum was putting up a fight—its hose caught on hangers, completely refusing to slot into place. — “Serge, give me a hand!” she called out. “Either this cupboard’s shrunk, or I’ve forgotten how to organise things.” Sergei poked his head out of the bathroom—he’d just finished fiddling with the tap. Calm and always a bit slow-moving, he was the polar opposite of his wife. — “Let’s sort it,” he said, deftly manhandling the heavy cleaner into the corner of the cupboard. Inna sighed and collapsed against the doorframe. — “Explain to me how we always run out of space. It’s a big flat—three rooms—yet every time we tidy up, you’d think we were evacuating to the street.” — “That’s because you’re a bit of a hoarder,” Sergei chuckled, “Why do we need three dinner sets? We only use one, twice a year.” — “Sentimental value, that’s why—they’re from Grandma’s place.” After their wedding, Sergei’s family had split the inheritance fairly: he got this spacious three-bedroom in a quiet neighbourhood from his grandmother; his sister Olya got a two-bedroom right in the ‘golden square’ of the city centre. The money worked out much the same. For five years everyone got on, no one was envious. Inna naively thought it would always stay like that, but… *** They finished tidying, the chaos cleared, and just sat down when the doorbell rang. Sergei went to answer. — “It’s my sister and her fiancé,” he said to his wife after checking the peephole. Olya swooped in first, followed by Rustam, who trudged in heavily. Inna had only met him a couple of times—Olya had found him at a gym about six months ago. Rustam had rubbed her the wrong way instantly—arrogant, looking down on both her and Sergei. — “Hiya!” Olya kissed her brother’s cheek and hugged Inna. “We were just passing and thought we’d pop in. We’ve got news!” — “Come in, then. News is always good,” Sergei waved them into the kitchen. “Tea?” — “Just water, thanks,” Rustam lumbered behind their host, “We’ve got serious business to discuss, Sergei.” Not really ‘just passing.’ They wanted something. No need for tea. Take a seat. An uneasy feeling crept over Inna—she didn’t like Rustam’s tone one bit. What was he after? — “Go on then,” Sergei shrugged. Olya hovered in the background, glued to her phone, letting her fiancé do the talking. Rustam cleared his throat. — “So. We’ve filed for notice. Wedding’s in three months. I’m sure you can appreciate—I’ve got big plans. Family, joint life, happy ever after. We had a think about our housing situation… We’re moving in with you, and you can move to our place!” Inna was gobsmacked. She looked at her husband, then at her sister-in-law, who was still scrolling on her phone as if none of this concerned her. — “Rustam, I’m not following,” Sergei frowned. “Are you hinting at something?” — “Not hinting—making a constructive proposal. Let’s swap!” We move here, and you take Olya’s flat. Olya’s on board with me—she agrees it’s only fair. Inna was floored a second time. — “Fair?” she echoed. “Rustam, are you being serious? You come into our home and suggest we move out because you want kids?” — “No need to be dramatic, Inna,” Rustam grimaced. “Just being practical. You’ve got one child, and as far as I know, you’re not planning more. What’s the point of having all this space? That’s not efficient. We’ve got plans for a big family.” — “Wow, plans!” Inna stood up. “Sergei, are you hearing this?” Sergei raised a hand to silence his wife. — “Rustam, you do know this flat was left to me by my family? Just like Olya’s was left to her. We’ve spent five years working on this place—every skirting board, every detail. Our daughter’s growing up here, she’s got her own room and friends. Are you really asking us to up sticks and go to the centre just because it suits you better?” — “Sergei, calm down,” Rustam leaned back casually. “You’re family—Olya is your flesh and blood. Don’t you care about her future? I’m offering fair conditions. You’d be gaining prime property in a prestigious postcode. You’d be winning, I’ve checked the prices.” — “Interesting logic,” Sergei smirked. “You’re not even married to my sister yet, but you’re already eyeing up my flat!” Finally, Olya looked up from her phone. — “Oh, come on, don’t be like this!” she whined. “Rustam’s just trying to do what’s best. We’ll be so cramped in my place once there’s kids. You’ve got a hallway big enough for a five-a-side match. Mum always said, family comes first. Didn’t she, Sergei?” — “Mum said family helps each other, Olya—not that one should kick the other out!” snapped Inna. “Do you even hear what your Rustam’s saying?” — “What’s wrong with it?” Olya blinked in innocence. “He’s got a point. We need it more. You’re not even using that spare room!” — “It’s not spare!” Inna almost shouted. “It’s my study! I work there, in case you forgot.” — “Work?” Rustam scoffed. “Posting pictures online? Olya says it’s just a hobby. You can sit in the kitchen with a laptop, you’re not royalty.” Sergei slowly stood up. — “Right,” he said quietly. “That’s enough. Time for you both to go.” — “Hold on a second!” Rustam didn’t budge. “We just came to talk—like family.” — “Like family?” Sergei strode to the table. “You come in here wanting my flat, insulting my wife, deciding where my daughter should live? Are you actually serious?” — “Sergei, honestly!” Inna stood by her husband. “It’s pure greed. He’s not even put a ring on your finger, Olya, and already he’s dividing up the property. Do you realise who you’ve brought here? He’d kick you out of your own flat first chance he gets!” — “Don’t you dare speak about him that way!” Olya shot up. “Rustam cares about me—about our future! And you’re just greedy. Clinging onto your home like hermits. Some brother you are!” — “The greedy one’s your would-be husband,” Sergei pointed to the door. “For the hard of hearing—out. Both of you. And forget this flat swap—forever. If you bring it up again, we won’t be talking at all.” Rustam stood up, straightened his collar. Not a flicker of shame—just irritation. — “That’s a shame, Sergei. I thought we could come to an arrangement. But if you’re so stubborn…” “Olya, let’s go.” When the door slammed behind them, Inna collapsed on the sofa. She was shaking. — “Did you hear that? Did you see that? The cheek! Who does he think he is?” Sergei didn’t answer, staring out the window as Rustam bossily opened his car, berating Olya. — “You know the worst bit?” he said finally. “Olya really believes he’s right. She’s always been a bit… away with the fairies, but this?” — “He’s turned her head!” Inna jumped up. “Sergei, ring your mum. Your parents need to know what schemes their future son-in-law is cooking up.” — “Hang on,” Sergei took out his phone. “I’ll call my sister first. Just her, without that peacock around.” He dialed; it rang for a long time before Olya, audibly crying, picked up. — “Hello!” she sniffed. — “Olya, listen to me,” Sergei’s voice was firm. “Are you in the car with him?” — “What difference does it make?” — “If he’s there, put it on loudspeaker. I want him to hear this too.” — “I’m not with him,” Olya sobbed. “He dropped me off and drove away. Said he needs to cool off because my family are all selfish. Sergei, why are you lot like this? He just wanted things to be perfect…” — “Olya, wake up!” Sergei almost shouted. “Perfect? He came here to scam a flat out of us! Do you even get that your home is your inheritance? And he’s already passing it around like it’s his? Did he even talk to you about this ‘swap’ before we sat down together?” Silence. — “No,” Olya finally whispered. “He just said he had a surprise for everyone. That he’d thought out what was best for us all.” — “Some surprise. He’s decided both our futures for us, without asking. Olya, look who you’re marrying—he’s a user. He’ll take your flat today, demand your car tomorrow, and then get your parents to give him their cottage because he needs ‘fresh air’.” — “Don’t say that…” Olya’s voice wobbled. “He loves me.” — “If he loved you, would he start a row like that? He tried to turn us against each other! Inna’s still in shock. Don’t you see—he wanted to split us up?” — “I’ll talk to him,” Olya mumbled uncertainly. — “Do that. And think very carefully before you head down the aisle.” Sergei hung up and tossed the phone on the sofa. — “What did she say?” Inna asked softly. — “She said she didn’t know. Rustam was planning his ‘surprise.’” Inna gave a bitter laugh. — “I can picture it. He just waltzes in, decides where everyone and everything goes—shuffling rooms and people. Makes you sick.” — “Never mind,” Sergei hugged his wife. “We’re not giving up the flat, that’s for sure. But I do feel sorry for my sister. She’ll land herself in trouble with him.” *** The worst never happened—there was no wedding. Rustam dumped Olya that same night. Tearfully, Olya turned up at her brother’s flat, telling them everything. Rustam went straight to packing his stuff. Olya panicked and asked him what was going on. Rustam said he wasn’t interested in becoming family with such greedy people. — “He said he doesn’t need relatives like that,” Olya sobbed. “He reckons we can’t be relied on. He said you’d never look after the kids on weekends so we could have a break. And that you’d never lend us money if we ever needed it.” — “Honestly, Olya, don’t be upset!” Inna comforted her. “You don’t need someone like him. He can’t be relied on, he’ll never care about family—only what’s in it for himself. Forget him!” Olya was down for a while, but she got over it. She realised the truth in the end: if she’d married him, it would have been misery. She’d dodged a bullet—no doubt about it.